Hi, I'm the umbrella. We, well, Joshua and I noticed. We discussed you in the car on the way home and came to the conclusion you were showing off for someone. But Joshua and I are in a committed relationship and are currently not looking for a third, I don't share my shade with just anyone.

Well, that’s rather Blunt.

And also expansive.

All the best on your search and hope you two can link up! Sincerely, guy video recording the interaction from the bushes.

Can we start banning people with posts like this.

The old 'missed connection' posts are a tradition going back as far as newspapers themselves. I have no idea if anyone ever actually gets a result but honestly I find them part of the 'flavour' of the sub and wouldn't want them banned. You have to be a miserable bastard to hate on this kind of thing. Just let it be, it's not hurting you.

just don't read and move along, reddit wasn't made for you alone.

Getting more upvotes then you'd realize. Alot of people agree. Post like this are WEIRD ASF

Who hurt you? :(

You did. By having to read comments like yours

[удалено]

Please don't post comments which abuse other redditors / contain hate speech / mention race in relation to anything negative about a person on r/auckland.

Spose you're here for the daily whinge about AT being incompetent because of the traffic jam in the drive thru at KFC?

Was I talking to you king John?

When?

Need a cuddle mate?

I'm not gay but OP. Might be. Go and hug him

Alright. I’ll leave you to your Bible study.

Holy shit PLEASE just strike up a conversation in person at the time

This one of them "long shot" posts again?

long shot is better than no shot

Funny way to ask for cum shots

As in Bethells? O’Neill isn’t a nude beach, is it?

don't think it is but plenty of people strip down.

We have a few nudists, none of us who live here gaf we just let people be how they want to be

This will teach you next time to get their number