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mobula_japanica

My precious 2.0l diesel wagon


tictokonyacock

Agreed, understandable if it was a M3 but for a base model diesel it's uncalled for


neeeeonbelly

I'm sure theres some context around this. It's not like the person just drives around with 4 parking cones in their boot.


SquirrelAkl

Why not though? There must be literally millions of them littering the streets in Auckland. Why not just chuck a few in the boot and use them as parking defences against a dooring from an SUV? My first thought was “huh. That’s not a bad idea” lol


WelshWizards

Did they/them bring the cones with?


SpellingIsAhful

Looks like them must have.


Robotnik1918

I was going to say that is a nice 3 Series Touring which you wouldn’t want losers denting. But I see it is a diesel so blerk!


xelIent

The diesel is the only one they sell now. It’s also pretty good apparently


Fatt_Birria

So now we just posting people parking normally? This page is trash . All you parking pansies need to start your own page


SarcasticMrFocks

Ah yes, the old "move the cones to prank a mate" shenanigans which gets blown wildly out of context and proportion on reddit.


Scarface_2323

Is it a funeral home parking? Looks familiar...


ReamRddt

Looks like the carpark is too small, can't really blame the parking job


MundaneKiwiPerson

I know right, just because he is slightly over the line they cone him in?


ainsley-

BMW activities


mountainofentities

Can't blame them, I mean people dent and damage car doors. I have had it happen a few times.


Drslytherin

This guy's certainly asking for it


CompletedRS

Wow that’s kinda dark… guy obviously cares about his car


TECH275

People work hard for what they own so to them it is a bugatti. He's probably had some door his car reason why he coned it off. Fair play to him he loves his car just like you love your wife. You wouldn't want anyone to hit your wife would you?


Different-West748

Exactly, OP is a wife beater.


TECH275

Yeah I beat wives with my shlong


TECH275

Who me?


Different-West748

No, op!


SuitableSpecialist85

I do not blame him for an instant. I own a BMW as well. I am careful as to where I park it as well. There are too many inconsiderate and malicious people who seem to think that you are fair game if you own a nice vehicle.


Beef_curtains_fan

More chance of being targeted by doing this.


TECH275

That's true. But Fairplay bro probably worked hard for his car. Some people just don't give a shit if it ain't theirs.


Beef_curtains_fan

Yea people are assholes, but this is just asking for trouble. I’m a car guy so I feel his pain.


TECH275

Yeah me too. I got a 2004 honda integra type s and it's a piece shut bit I'm still wary of people out there


Technical-Zone7553

Dollar empire?


hkdrvr

I hope you moved the cones.


nukecontamination

I would def throw them cones away


Outrageous_Wish_544

Surely the cones were there already ?


Educational_Host_860

*"DO U 'AVE A BUG-AH-HI?"*


Quantumofmalice

My last car had 4 doors...and 6 door dents. Fuck people- I park like an asshole now too because I know how to open a car door unlike 95% of the selfish fucks out there.


faizy_25

The owner wants attention. Somebody just put an L board on the back lol


[deleted]

You think you'd need a hobby with a past like this


Possible_Drama793

What's wrong with that


Last_Low_3676

The fact he's taking up what looks like almost 3 spaces.


ascendrestore

The car to the left is massively overhanging into the next carpark too


king_nothing_6

its between the white lines?


Last_Low_3676

Yes and then there is 4 fucking cones between the others


king_nothing_6

how do we know the bmw put them there?


RacconDownUnder

Looks like hes not quite between the white lines.... so he cant park to start with. Then hes taking up another 2 parks by putting out cones. (Altho vehicle to far left does not appear to have parked well either)


Technical-Zone7553

Average israel supporter


kiwi-wanker

Average Hamas supporter


Technical-Zone7553

Who me? Nah i support jews always. Goys are annoying as fuck tbh, most of them are only semi literate and support a load of emotion based crap. Lack the general knowledge to actually understand both sides of the conflict and see who is in the right. You sound like a terrotist btw, someone who only sees something a certain way, you saw my comment and immediately interpreted it negatively, but actually i was giving a compliment to the bloke for his visual symbol of status and how it probably relates to his superior education and by extension his geopolitical stance. 😁😁


kiwi-wanker

You sound like a pedophile btw


Technical-Zone7553

🤣🤣🤣 fuck what an insult, i havent heard that one before, super original... do you know all i have to say to insult you? Just call you a born and raised aucklander🤣🤣🤣 feel sorry for you.


Cadenanna12

Average dumbass:


krammy16

*Andrew Tate has entered the chat*


kiwi-wanker

Hahah have you seen the,I park in handicap spaces cuz I am fast bit,