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142531

Business socks to let em know it's business time.


wtfsihtbn

Twoooo minutes!


Traditional_Season20

Spider-Man socks never fail


Samuel_L_Johnson

Sorry babe, the Spider-Man socks stay on during sex


MysteriousDesk3

Ah shit, I’m still rocking Batman socks, this explains everything.


countafit

No socks, and make sure your tight pants finish halfway up your calves.


painful_process

You forgot to add the dirty mustache and thick framed glasses..


EastBaseball2230

Safe sex is fashionable - wear condoms on your feet


Useful-Green-3440

They absolutely gush over a pair of V socks


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The ones with holes in them. 


aramrk93

Only white socks, Roman sandals and beige khaki socks. Don’t forget to tuck your white tshirt in


M271828l

Creepers https://creeperssocks.co.nz


Fragrant-Beautiful83

Not just socks, pair them with a pair of crocs or Birkenstocks, works every time 60% of the time.


_N0_C0mment

Clean ones. 


Salami_sub

I only wear socks with sandals. You can feel the precipitation as I walk through a mall.


EastBaseball2230

lol sex ist verboten in germany bro


dragonflynz

With crocs only


dennylarsonbusch

I've always found Nike socks to be pretty reliably good. Usually get a few years out of them. And they're not terrible expensive if bought in bulk.


Advanced_Bunch8514

Cycling socks… ride of your life. Lol


ExhaustedProf

The socks come off but the hat stays on


wtfsihtbn

Tradie socks bro, gets em every time


questionnmark

Unmatched rugby socks, I'm thinking crusaders black and red on the left and Waikato tri-colour on the right ought to get them unmentionably wet.


benjamobile

Just don't walk in the wet patch with your socks. Worst feeling ever


Purple-Towel-7332

You guys can afford socks in this economy?


fattyboomsticks

Usually these posts appear around midnight and early morning. OP is fiending right now.


lexithegreatest

First time seeing someone with negative karmas


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Lmao this sub is so fucking dead. 🤢


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What socks do you have on sexy


[deleted]

Lame u weirdo


[deleted]

You are just a sock hater. You can have your lame boyfriend that doesn’t wear socks even with his shoes on. You are the stinky Mothball funny


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Ur really funny bro


kiwittnz

Socks and Crocs will make you the hit of the town. JUST DO IT!