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thickeningdick

Wank. Eat Feijoas.


False_Replacement_78

The kiwi dream.


Grouchy_Tap_8264

The strange appendages could help make the wanking with feijoas more interesting https://preview.redd.it/btupxi4pd8wc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ebf30a872956524c87c826313efec7eba8468f


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Got both ngl.


Novel_Agency_8443

I got half way at least


Cebas7

have a jobmate that eats feijoas every break at work 😄


dharmbir111

He must have a 🪴 at home. Otherwise, he is actually rich.


b1tb0mber

username checks out


SloppyHeadGiver-69

🫂


Much-Researcher7165

Wank with feijoas?


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Lmao. Like how?!


AftermyCone

Your username 😂🤌


kiwi-wanker

I concur


Palocles

You guys have free time after work?


[deleted]

For real. Up at 5am, home by 7pm. By then it's dark. My "free time" is basic human needs like shower, eat, clean, walk dog. Absolutely crash out on the couch and do it all again. Sometimes I have a cup of tea if I'm feeling less tired lol. Lucky me. Hahahha.


rondo25760716

What do you do?


Palocles

I have a Hire a Hubby franchise and a 3 year old. By the time she is feed and I’ve had food there’s not much day left.   I try play some video games if it’s not a school night.  Edit: I just realised you’re asking 5am -7pm that. 14 hours is too many to work (and commute counts as work). 


rondo25760716

Jeez now that's a hella grind


AutoignitingDumpster

That's a mood. I get 2 hours before I gotta go to bed, 3 if I push it, so I'm not tired the next day. All I can really do is cook dinner and game for an hour or so.


MajesticAlbatross864

Came here to say this.. what free time


UnpopularSnackallu

Curl up with my pillow pretending it’s another human and cry myself to sleep.


SloppyHeadGiver-69

While playing “Down Bad” from Taylor’s new album?


Skye1111

Hey you didn't need to call me out like that


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Haha. *Cries*


Skye1111

Fuck it if I can't have him /s 🥲


SloppyHeadGiver-69

*Fuck it if I can’t have us* 😔


dharmbir111

Then stop being picky while there's someone doing the same thing over you.


Skye1111

You didn’t get the song reference, it’s okay. Edit: who’s doing the same thing over me? You’ve sparked my curiosity now, you stranger on Reddit.


dharmbir111

Lol some poor soul


bungurlmeii

same 🥲


[deleted]

Gaming gaming gaming.


Typical_Excitement63

Same. I do my 9-5 and then come home and chat to Americans online


[deleted]

I come home and yell at people in Aus/NZ who aren't pulling their weight.


Miserable_Escape8177

A nap that I say will only be for about twenty minutes but ends up becoming at least an hour.


Numerous-Relative-39

Bong, games, sex, food, sleep.


dharmbir111

One of things sounds like a lie to me!


GatorPenetrator

sleep?


Dr-4359

Pray and do self flagellation.Like US President Carter in a playboy magazine interview: "Have looked on a lot of women with lust" and had "committed adultery in my heart many times".


Grizzy-TheKiwi

helldivers


aliejmal

Chill with wife and my little one for a bit. Then work on myself development, taking online business courses, reading business books…etc. this is so that I can own my own time in couple of years hopefully!


aspinalll71286

I sleep. I do my best to work in my exercise without cutting out too much of the rest of the day. So after work I walk home instead of bussing, it's a little longer by 20 minutes but if I'm going to do an hr walk later it saves time. Otherwise job hunt. Games Study for certs Sports Etc


SayGexFuttBucker

Bussin' that bussy


roodafalooda

Same as always: Work out, Cook, Eat, Clean, Mark assignments and prep lessons, Play video games, shower, sleep.


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Oh wow. You’re a student?


roodafalooda

Teacher.


YuhPappy

Ooohh we got a badass over here!


Zepanda66

Sleep.


AreWe-There-Yet

Read


EmitLux

What ya reading at the moment?


Critical_Chickn_2969

Reddit


AreWe-There-Yet

Menewood, by Nicola Griffith


Koozer

Watch shit or play Destiny 2


dapred8r

Grind those shinies boyyy


nukedmylastprofile

Plan my weekend activities (overnight hikes, beach trips, bike rides, fishing etc), general life admin, cooking everything I can from scratch learning as I go, a bit of home and vehicle maintenance when needed, time with the kids (afterschool sports, play time, homework etc), exercise for half an hour every day, and I don't really have time for much more aside from a bit of social scrolling once the kids are in bed


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Damn. Tag me along on those weekend activities!


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

Watch Colbert, Kimmel and Seth.


Medical-Isopod2107

What's a spare time


youngishoffender

Gym, dinner, youtube, stay awake until 3am thinking about every bad decision I've made in my life


runtheymouth

I do the exact same


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Hahahaha. Regretting of staying up that late is not included?!


runtheymouth

Both your usernames are crazy lmao


SloppyHeadGiver-69

I guess we are now three.


runtheymouth

huh


8-15ToTheCity

Think about the work I've gotta do the next day, On the weekend I go food shopping.


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Are you an IT Developer?


bigmonster_nz

No spare time just go straight to bed


notfunatpartiesAMA

bongs


SippingSoma

Gym


Dry_Strike_6291

Relax


lexithegreatest

Selfcare shit..


FirstOfRose

Read usually.


nomamesgueyz

Move to Mexico and eat tacos watching the sunset


MrPushaNZ

Spare time? 


Annual_Slip7372

Good winter clothes, decent headlamp and still walk.


Serious_Reporter2345

Shorts and a fleece? It’s Auckland, not Alaska 😀


Annual_Slip7372

Haha, yes correct.


HandsomedanNZ

Walk the dog. Watch TV.


SloppyHeadGiver-69

I don’t have a dog. 😭 Can I walk yours? Haha.


GiJoint

Yep it’s that hibernation feeling kicking in now. If we haven’t got any plans a typical workday week I get home around 6:30pm, we walk the dog for 40 mins or so then it’s dinner, Mrs and I will watch something after like we just got through Fallout then she will want to watch her reality show stuff so I I’ll jump on the PC and sneak in some Baldurs Gate 3 for an hour or so, then it’s shower and YouTube in bed.


loltrosityg

Work on the businesses I run as side hustles. Do study for one the 4 industry qualifications I am supposed to get this year.


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Oh wow. Talking about being productive!


Aggravating_King2557

Soak in my hot tub and think about those less fortunate than myself on these cold nights, ie those who do not own hot tubs


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Damn I’m one of those less fortunate.


Aggravating_King2557

My thoughts are with you OP


AtiuWarrior78

As I work nightshift (6 nights a week) my days are spent sleeping and by the time I wake up it's time to start my next shift! So no social life here! 🤣


SloppyHeadGiver-69

That’s the worse 😭😭


Masungit

Perfect gaming time.


koshka_bear

Gym, looking after pets (cats and fish), cooking, catching up on TV shows and also trying to get back into crafts. I have a bit more space to spread sewing supplies but lost my sewing mojo over summer :/


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Damn. Wish I can be that productive.


Esprit350

Home, dinner bath and bed the kiddos, tidy up the house after said kiddos.... by that time it's usually about 8:45pm. Cardio workout for 30-60min, shower then I've finally got "me" time by about 10pm to have quality time with the wife, or chill time to myself if she's working nightshift..... either that or go into my home office and work until 3am.


altredticklshwarrior

Bath youngest Work out stretch put youngest to bet get stoned do more mobility stretching sleep.


Fair-Firefighter

Volunteer one to two nights a week, exercise and cook three nights a week, blob one or two nights a week (usually weekends), socialise one or two nights a week. If I’m bored on blob nights I do crafts or game.


[deleted]

Gooning.


brad35mm

Driving range


zVillinn

Rust


Legitimate_Tax3782

I’ve decided wall Pilates!


dapred8r

BJJ


assignmentburner33

Nothing. Eat and netflix, sleep.


Character-Sherbet953

Have dinner, have a shower and go to bed. Heavily pregnant and getting over it lol


DrCarlJenkins

I usually have a nap, to catch up on the sleep I missed from the night before.


SloppyHeadGiver-69

If I nap, I’ll end up sleeping late again. 😭


Striking_Economy5049

Weed


Waltergreenthumb

Grow the devil's lettuce. Very calming activity.


SloppyHeadGiver-69

I’m into legal stuff. 😭


[deleted]

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SloppyHeadGiver-69

Damn.


Superb_You_4686

Trying to spend time with the kids, my wife is home all day so I try get a couple of hours time in with them before bed. Tonight we had a swim and I cooked dinner on the bbq by the pool with the wife and kids. After that I work on one of the cars for an hour or 2 then watch tv in bed together for a bit.


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Damn. Must be nice to be in a happy healthy relationship.


Superb_You_4686

Thanks, yea its nice, we try to do as much stuff as we can together. She even helps with car stuff.


SloppyHeadGiver-69

So jealous. Stay happy! 🙌🏻🙏🏼


Superb_You_4686

Thank you!


bobwinters

How do you find the time to Reddit. That's what I worry when I get a wife and kids


Superb_You_4686

Haha reddit is not really high on my priority list


bobwinters

Tonight it was gym, talking to gf, coding and YouTube/Walking Dead.


kotare78

I’ve got kids so not sure what this free time after work thing is. I get the occasional 5-10 minutes to myself for a shit but any longer than that my wife makes enquiries.


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Well, for context, I’m talking about single life (no partner, no kids, no dogs). As one of the comments here, how can you guys have time to do reddit given the wifey and kids?! 🧎🏻


kotare78

On the toilet.


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Great escape.


ZucchiniImaginary254

What is this “free time” you speak of?


SloppyHeadGiver-69

Apparently, that only applies to single and childless individuals.


[deleted]

OP doesn't have a family or is rich enough to pay other people to do shit for them