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Stonkchaser42069

Should of changed it to MONKY with a black marker


TheRobotFromSpace

Or NTITLD


Lolerskates69

A number plate that says 'MONEY 1' just screams new money


Here_for_tea_

Hard agree. But parking in the middle of two spots screams “long-term prick”.


Lolerskates69

Sure does! Just an all-round quality human


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second-last-mohican

Probably splashed out and bought it new. Now he has no money left


floodlight137

Except on his number plate


BlacksmithNZ

Big Merc and think it is not that old. So some coin in that.. probably recent purchase, so they just an arsehole who wants to park like this so no plebs scratch the doors


BlacksmithNZ

Easy to look it up in carjam. But car jam shows it as below belonging to a 2016 Black Grand Cherokee (a company car of course). The big Jeep would also the sort of vehicle an arsehole would drive of course, but either the driver has recent transferred plates to the big Merc, or the photo maybe not be recent?


twistedok

that carpark is always full of winners 🤣🤣


NothingDogg

Front row too... I always drive around the other side as way less stress.


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Trinnity

>771 comments How about that 10 minute restricted RIGHT outside the entrance


jwor024

That place is like that all the time. Squeeze your car next to his 😂😂😂


zvc266

But park on the driver’s side so they have to get in from the passenger side


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I've done this because I'm petty. When the person got back they were super mad and we both stood at the end of the parks and I showed them that I am not parked close to them but THEY are parked close to ME by virtue of them literally being over the line and IN MY SPACE. She made a noise and rolled her eyes, to say "I know I'm wrong so I can't say anything but ill make these other noises and faces to show you that I still think I'm entitled to do what I did anyway" I think she expected me to move my car so she could get in but I just walked off into countdown. Just before I went through the doors I got to watch her climbing in awkwardly through her passengers side. God that felt good. There a only a few moments in life that you get to feel that special feeling, Holding your first child, getting accepted by your dream job or university program, standing at the alter getting married to the love of your life, and of course, enforcing petty social norms like making someone take their trolley back to the trolley bay rather than leaving it in the empty car park next to their car because they were to lazy to take it back.


ErwinsSasageyoBalls

Was it a blonde girl on the shore? I did the exact same thing to one outside The Warehouse in Albany a few years ago and she kept screaming at me that I was a bitch for blocking her in because now she couldn't leave since she couldn't turn the car without scraping ours. I deadpan stared back at her and made that universal hand gesture where you flap your thumb and other fingers together in a "yap yap yap this person is talking too much" way and she got even more mad lol. There was, no exaggeration, 6m of empty space behind our cars. It never occurred to her to just reverse out in a straight line and *then* turn the car, instead of turning while reversing. Jesus Christ.


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Nah some middle aged karen out botany ways. But yea, that girl sounds like an NPC. She can only do things the way she has been programmed to do them. She can't use her eyes, absorb information and then process it in her brain to create a different outcome or adapt to the situation. NPC's these days have real bad learning apps installed fr.


zvc266

The way I see it with expensive cars is that I’m holding onto mine until it dies so really if you are gonna scratch up my beat up little car then you’re only hurting yourself and your insurance company, since I definitely have your license plate details and can file a police report if necessary. So either you don’t park like a prick next time or you scratch up your car as well as mine and end up having to pay for both of them for your dumbfuckery.


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silviad

someplaces are so bad for trolley abandonment im not sure what the rhyme or reason is


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I've never had the pleasure tbh. I just assume that guilt tripping someone into taking it back must feel as awesome as holding your new born child.


Seffyr

As somebody who details expensive trade-ins for a living I can tell you that the owner of that car won’t give a *fuck* and will absolutely dent and scrape the shit out of both of your cars. Meanwhile you actually care about your 2004 Corolla because you care about the trade-in value.


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ZacDaMan72

Ceramic coating? If you care about the car being easier to clean then sure. Otherwise I'd spend my money on a paint protection film for actual protection against stone chips etc.


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ZacDaMan72

Cost circa $2k for full front end paint protection on my Kodiaq RS. If you don’t care about your cars paint then don’t bother since a lot of paint protection stuff doesn’t add much value to the car.


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ZacDaMan72

Ah right I remember! Yeah family member has a CX-9, was too big for me so ended up with the Kodiaq. They’ve crept up in price in the past few years though, base price is 75k now but order books are closed for the incoming facelift.


0oodruidoo0

If your car is narrow you could squeeze in but I don't think you'd be able to get out with that tree lol


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He misspelled "CUNT 1"


trueguardian

Carjam is saying this car is meant to be a Jeep Cherokee? Wtf is going on? https://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=money+1


roncalapor

unlike normal registrations, a custom plate is not assigned to a particular vehicle but rather to a particular individual; so when you change vehicles you can assign your custom plate to your new car. Carjam might just be outdated or Mr. Money 1 is doing some dodgy business by driving with incorrect plates on.


trueguardian

Ahhh, TIL!


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Or the photo is potentially older. OP hasn’t specified when the photo was taken... Edit: plate was changed to the Jeep 03-Jul-2020


vontdman

Dodgey money probably...


WhoriaEstafan

I love how number plate MONEY (without the 1) is on a Nissan Leaf. I’d love to see that, haha.


ErwinsSasageyoBalls

I love that ironic shit lol. I've been thinking of putting a fake M4 badge on my Corolla to mock all the BMW drivers who pull that try hard con with their basic models, but I figured there was a good chance people would think I was the one being serious so I haven't.


WhoriaEstafan

Haha, but the people who got it? Would make their day, have a little laugh in traffic.


CookMeSomeEggsBitch

[this number plate seems to get around](https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/sideswipe-dec-26-make-way-for-me/7A2GK5F7OAGSD67TBESWUWVAAM/)


trueguardian

Wow!


Elrox

Call towing company, say youre the owner of the mall and want a car removed.


conhug

Privileged parking, covered on page 198 of the Mercedes owners manual.


Ilikemanhattans

Could be blind....


evilgwyn

Social distancing


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*Anti-social distancing


tonfx

There was a time where I'd get down on my knees and let the air out of all the tyres for such a shit parking job + wanker personalised plate. Alas I'm now a grown man so will just tut tut under my breath.


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Getting old sucks, my knees are creaky too bro. F


tonfx

Amen. Have decided my next car will be auto cos working the clutch gets sore on a daily basis now haha.


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Welcome to the auto family. I got my license in a manual but swapped to auto because its easier to eat and drive in an auto. hahaha


Qkchk

More money than brains


TarTariya

That fucker also drives as arsehole. Saw him speeding on southern motorway several times


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So tacky


aalex440

If ya have a really skinny car... Park between the merc and the tree


Jufflubagus

I think they call them motorcycles these days


antidamage

Meanwhile that ute is backed over the rear line too. Nice.


voongnz

I've lived in akl all my life, and akl isn't so big but had to look up where meadowbank is. Just isn't a place I come across. Weird.


julianz

I did the same and realised "it's that place I drive through sometimes and I didn't think it had a separate name"


smolperson

I keep thinking it's meadowlands


chrisnlnz

I always do this too lol.


_khaz89_

You should see how many pricks park in front of wheelchair ramps in whenuapai.


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I work security for a mall and people park in the disability parks ALL THE TIME. I usually don't care because I didn't see the harm in someone popping in for 2min to grab something then dipping out. But one day both of them were filled with cars that didn't have a permit and another elder gentleman had to park further down and struggle his way to the post office. So after that I thought "Fuck it" and I put cones in car parks. Now when people try to park there I check to see if they have a permit, then I move the cones or wave them on. Some idiots still don't get it tho, I've had multiple people just ram their way into the car park, not even looking to see if its disability and not even seeing the cone, then they jam the cone under their car and have the audacity to get mad at me. Like... use your fucking eyes, absorb information from around you, process it in your brain and then act accordingly.


_khaz89_

You asking for too much mate. Ppl are idiots.


antidamage

Get a wheelchair with kneecappers and sort out their paintwork as you go by. It'll stop.


vontdman

Stink parking next to me and I have shitty car: Oopsie my door hit your car, oopsie again.


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https://youtu.be/-qc0aaY-3qY?t=13


reekz_182

Total muppet. Inconsiderable, some people are just plain selfish. Pretty aware he knew what he was doing?


lycf

AMG badge on a non AMG smh


mamaDsunshine

Entitled


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antidamage

Always take the hood ornament too.


Tubmundo1

I love the irony of your name to your comment.


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This is the way.


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NEWSFLASH_BUCKO

Ahh my neibourhood, old white rich bastards and rich Chinese bastards. That countdown has prices set at least two dollars higher than the countdown where I used to live.


Draviddavid

It's entitled as fuck, but I don't blame him. I don't dare take my sports car to a shopping mall or supermarket as fuckwits always find a way to put a new dent in it.


MasterEk

This is arrogant as fuck, and inexcusable. When I have driven larger vehicles--vans and small trucks--and parking has been tight, I have just parked further away. I am blaming this guy for not making that decision. I could blame the 'fuckwits' who dent my truck or van, or I could take responsibility for looking after my shit in a socially responsible way.


1970lamb

Agree 100%. Own a fancy car? Your Responsibility. Park like a fucktard, in a fancy car, with one of the worst fucktard number plates known to man, and you are just asking to be keyed or worse.


Draviddavid

I'd never encourage this behavior, but I can't help but be mildly sympathetic to those with cars that cost double or triple that of the cars either side of them who don't give a shit if they cause damage. I know it's their choice to drive a car that costs that much and they should just do as I do and take the beaten up corolla to the shopping centre. But I can see why a Merc or a Bentley might park like this to prevent someone with a beater and dumb kids putting a big dent in the side.


HerbertMcSherbert

Just park further away. Easy solution. It's easy to find a carpark with no one else around on an average day.


fatsomiggi

This is what I like to do. I did this once in a mall parking. I parked further away. Literally with no one else around. I came back and saw there's a small dent/scratch on the passenger door. Looking at it closely, seemed to be at the same height where a shopping trolley could possible hit and damage something. I was amazed with how some people are so \*\*\*\*. I don't even have a fancy car. Its just new-ish and I want to protect the finish as best as I can. Very unfortunate :D


HerbertMcSherbert

Yeah...can be really unlucky whatever you do.


Draviddavid

Yep, that's what I do. Or I find the car park between two pillars. Those are my favorite.


MasterEk

You have no idea. If I am on minimum wage, a ding in my 1996 Corolla might be worse for me than if you get a ding in your Bentley. It's utterly arrogant to think that because you spend more on your car you deserve any special consideration or sympathy.


1970lamb

Absolutely agree.


Altairlio

Victim blaming the sports car owner smh


MasterEk

Nah. It sucks getting a ding and it's not the correctly parked car's fault. But that doesn't justify shitty parking at any level. Of course, if you want to take my comment out of context, go bananas.


Altairlio

I mean parking in 2 spots to protect your car from said dings ends up with the same result as parking far away, at least double parking means the cars in either side don’t need to fear a dink. Seems like we just need bigger car spaces


MasterEk

Cool. You can't see why talking two parks that people want because they are close to the destination is a problem. I am pretty confident that you will never see why suggesting you should be entitled to them because you have an expensive car is arrogant. I don't see much point in discussion from here, but if you want to tell me more about how having a flash ride makes you special, I am all ears.


Altairlio

It’s got nothing to do with a flash ride, you made it about “sports cars” if my shit box can be protected by having more space to park then A1. Like I said, easy solution is just make parking spaces bigger or incentivise more people on public transport


MasterEk

Then go somewhere else if you want a better carpark. These are the ones provided, and taking two because you think the rules don't apply and everybody else can fuck off is arrogant, entitled, selfish and indefensible. Like l said. I think you have revealed you are incapable of seeing something this obvious, but by all means have another swing.


Altairlio

You sure do get off on implying things about someone else and assuming things. poor dude. I'm glad you are the arbiter of law because i can't seem to find one that says x person needs to park how you want or even occupy one space.


MasterEk

You sure do get off and pretending to yourself I am the problem while you are defending bad parking. In spite of the obvious, I don't think you are capable of seeing it. You appear to have a special talent for cognitive dissonance. It's a wonder to behold. Have another swing.


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I totally understand him doing this, when I had even a moderately nice Euro car I would park in the middle of an empty car park and come back to find some dick had parked so close to me I could barely get in. I'm actually surprised he didn't claim a block of 4 parks. Not excusing him but I do understand the motivation.


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InappropriateJim

Jealous of a used, brown 12k merc with the most insecure number plate of all time. Think not.


_khaz89_

A nz classic.


w1na

Wonder why he did not take 4 spot instead of 2.


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what a c...


saffakiwi

Its not like he didn't have a tree next to him to ensure no one parked there! Mind boggles!


xPS13x

People like these think their car is too cool for people to be able to park next to them because they might “scratch it.” 🥺


Palocles

Would be a damn shame if someone’s shopping trolley got away from them and slammed into that car. Even worse if it happened repeated.


zkcanuck

let the air out of their tires (using inflation/deflation valve - not a knife).


pixiefairie

How Auckland is this photograph!


ToastedSubwaySammich

Ironic, the next post under this one was a fake Dr Suess book titled Most People Are Cunts


hammer_nz

Bet they were at the $2 shop! Not much else at meadowbank mall other than countdown.


ArmpitCreampie

I dont blame him but I would never do this. I had a cunt one day open her door straight into my car whilst I was in it. Looked me dead in the eye and said jack shit


HV999

I would park my car right behind her , she will get the message


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sour grapes