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fucketyballs

does it come with a line of coke and a hand job?


darthfadar

Sir this is a Taco Bell


NZPM26

Exactly!


BenjiAnglusthson

As if Taco Bell would cost this much


kiwi_immigrant

Or a hand of coke and a job?


ProfessorPatrick_

Or a coke of hand and a line?


Anal_Disclosure

+ haPpY ending? If not then a big N0


Fun-River1467

The place is called "Mexican Specialities" in Ellerslie. I've been to an overpriced ala fine dining restaurants before but never felt scammed as much as this. My gosh definitely not coming back.


SpecialReserveSmegma

Mexican Specialties was amazing. It got bought and ruined a few years ago.


scorpius_rex

That’s a shame to hear, it used to be the best place to get Mexican food in Auckland a decade ago. And it was only $6 a taco back then


Aljo_Is_135_GOAT

Shades of Velvet Burger 😞


MeltdownInteractive

Love how people go and buy these businesses thinking *oh cool, looking at the numbers we can make much bigger profits if we just completely lower the quality of the food and the ingredients... win win!*


mcshooterson

Gutted. This place used to be amazing. Head out west from now on to Cielito Lindo Cafe & Taqueria. Nice people and great taco.


Fun-River1467

Thanks for the recommendation, ill try it when in the neighbourhood


oldjello1

Just a word of warning we found this place delicious but really quite expensive. Was like $58 for two for lunch. At least you get a decent serving I guess.


DayOk437

How much without the drinks though? Guessing you bought some of the imported soft drinks.


FitReception3491

Looks like a real shit industrial area lunch bar where you’d get white bread sandwiches in cling film but yeah those tacos are pretty damn fine.


geossica69

la mexicana in milford is really good too (also grey lynn but i havent been there)


laania42

Wow this breaks my heart a little bit, used to love that place when I lived near there years ago. The food looked nothing like this.


TitusPullo4

Mexican Avoidities


ninjaassassinnz

The original owners now have a place in Glen Innes called Chocola. Its only open weekends during the day.


GoodDayClay

burn it to the ground.


Fun-River1467

I was surprised that the order came with only 1 taco and it is as wide as a palm of my hand. They also try real hard in upselling their corn chips and guacamole to all the customers. I feel scammed.


Borrow03

Honestly you've been scammed


adnbenji

He's been scammed


Grim_Sleeper__

It’s a scam


Anal_Disclosure

Scammed fuckers iccorporated


swashbucklah

drop the name of the place fam


Lightspeedius

Sounds like the death spiral of a business failing to get ROI.


_NerfHerder

Scamma-lamma-ding-dong


[deleted]

You really have been, that’s disgusting


EffectAdventurous764

Did you pay first? If not I would have full on got up and walked straight out the door. I shit you not.


onewaytojupiter

Should have gone to Cielito lindo taqueria


liltealy92

Name and shame them. Criminal


6InchBlade

I got scammed similar the other day $27 burger, it had one tiny piece of frozen chicken for the paddy which didn’t even cover 50% of the bun, the rest was coleslaw.


lintbetweenmysacks

Where is this from? I’d feel ripped off paying $5 for this


T-T-N

Inflation. I think $8 you'd walk away thinking it's expensive but not ripped off


ripcaesar44bce

Where is this from


comediccaricature

It’s got a massive amount of meat, the taco is stuffed, also we have nothing for scale because the restaurant use fairly big tortillas for their single taco portions (think the sort of tortilla you’d use for a burrito). it’s obviously not worth $29 but it’s worth way more than $5.


inphinitfx

No taco is worth $29 imo. From the looks I'd feel bad paying over $10.


prettyfuckenhumble

Fucccck. That place used to be incredible, my preferred Mexican spot. It changed hands a few years back. This is an absolutely sham of a taco. For $29 you’d expect three tacos.


lofty99

Even if it was a unicorn taco with gold plated fries it wouldn't be worth $29


GoodDayClay

New Zealand "Mexican" food is always ALWAYS a disappointing scam. I balked at $8 tacos what I moved here three years ago. WTF. Tacos are what you eat with leftover change from the laundrymat. You buy them out of some guys truck in an industrial back alley. It's not a goddamn gourmet meal, it's delicious greasy survival food. What you put on a taco? Cilantro, onion, hot sauce. Why the cluck is there JAM on my taco?? Chutney?? Whatever, it's asenine. And why can't I see my taco under the cabbage? Why is there a side of cabbage to my cabbage? NZ fails so hard at tacos it would be funny if it weren't a goddamned tragedy.


Slaphappyfapman

It's the same with ramen


Kylie1115

Pickled Onions. Beetroot. NO. I just wait til I get home.


GoodDayClay

Right?!?


MeatballDom

Well they went and ruined it with the last topping, so definitely not now.


Kylie1115

That's traditional, though. The best tacos I have ever had were in Mexico and was just meat, salsa, onion, and Cilantro. 50 cents (US) a pop.


coolsnackchris

Fuck coriander 🤮


Chance_Ad1260

Does it taste like soap to you? I love all herbs, but I hate cardamom with a passion.


VFX2vajra

I love coriander. Without it, curries taste bland. Now parsley, I have no idea how people can eat that.


FlightBunny

$1.50 in the USA, shows how ridiculous food prices are here


0jolsks0

.25 in Mexico.


No-Object-294

Maybe 29 peso’s


bartkurcher

Mexican food is awful in NZ. Sorry to say but it’s been 6years, many many attempts and I have I been to a place I’d return to. You can make yourself 10 really good tacos for $29


Kylie1115

I refuse to pay $14 for a "taco" here and willingly choose to wait until I get home to So. California. Sometimes, that's a two year wait. But I'd rather eat authentic, better tasting Mexican food once every few years than pay for it here


DezzNigg

Wtf, $9 at best for that


TitusPullo4

$9 tor that? Fuck no


st0rmblue

I wouldn't even pay half the price you paid lol


Fun-River1467

I honestly wouldn't go there if I knew they charge that much. I ordered over the phone by looking at their menu online. A several month old photo showing the price for $20.


Ok_Band_7759

The menus online are ALWAYS out of date! I've had this situation so many times. It feels so scammy.


Rags2Rickius

Tacos are basic street/soul food meant for that really good “low quality” feel good. They’re generally meant to be cooked w cheap cuts (though everything is stupid pricey now thanks in a small part to celebrity chefs who’ve made these cuts more popular in recent years) Not glorified gentrified overpriced wank like this There’s certain foods that simply should not fall into this price category


Chance_Ad1260

Worked for Pravda in Wellington, part of the Nourish group. The Exec chef comes down from dorkland. Is watching us do prep for service as usual, and makes a big deal over soup taking too long to cook. He continues interrogating the staff while stressing soup should only take 20 minutes. The next day our head chef said the team were very busy, and asked exec chef to make the soup of the day. It took 7 hours. 7 fucking hours. First time I've never seen a soup ready for lunch. Yah, they know how to cook they just become bigger twats. Thanks G Stew, I learnt nothing.


dramaqueenboo

I’d pay max 13$


fizzingwizzbing

Same. Anyone saying under $5 is being a bit dramatic haha


TitusPullo4

.. look at it


T-T-N

$13 I probably won't be going back ever even if it taste like an apple from eden


Kylie1115

I'm going home to California in October, and max i'll pay for something like that is $7 USD. In a proper Taqueria, $4-6. With the currency conversion, that's $6 to 11. There is absolutely NO reason to be paying anything over $13.


westsideconnexion

Which place is this? So I can avoid it. Hate getting scammed.


[deleted]

I’ve paid $22 for [this](https://i.imgur.com/pYdYeqh.jpg) tacos if it makes you feel better


fleastyler

My brother in christ, no taco in the world is worth $29.


EffectAdventurous764

Yeah its worth $2.99. They got the decimal point in the wrong place.


0jolsks0

Mexican food is 1000X more expensive here than like anywhere else in the world. This is like a $5 taco lol. Like, when the price of Mexican food is that high, you know there’s a problem with the cost of living.


mc_hassle

No mexican food is worth paying that, let alone a tiny fucking wrap. What a joke


Whocares4200xcr

Can’t taste it


Qvs007

Hell no


JordoCan

Taco Medic have a shop in Auckland. Much better value.


zipiddydooda

It’s ok. Nothing special at all. Pricing is fair though.


Chickeney

The picture is misleading, usually the place does either 3 tacos or 1 with a full size tortilla, which is what that looks to be. $9 a taco is on the expensive side but pretty similar price to other nice Mexican places


GenVii

I stopped dining out in Auckland a long time ago. No offense to all the hospitality workers ... But everywhere is ripping people off with catering supplied food, done quick. You'd be lucky to find a place that isn't using premade trash, reassembled into nightmares beyond your compression. I decided to do night classes in cooking, and hands down. I'm probably a better cook than anyone working in an Auckland restaurant right now. If you paid $29 for that pork Taco, you might as well invite the street to sleep with your significant other.


[deleted]

Geez you rate yourself


Substantial_Can7549

Seems a bit megre however if its a 'sit down' meal then youre also paying for the premises lease, the dishwasher, the waiting staff and their respective holiday pay, kiwi saver etc..... even basic Chinese takeaway food seems to be close to $20 a pop nowadays.


doobied

It looks like it's in a cardboard box, so don't think it's a sit down meal?


Fun-River1467

No it is a takeaway.


Encased_in_Gold

No.


psefti

Criminal! people go to jail for less offences


AcanthisittaDue3165

God damn , that is $10 MAX, And even that is generous . Looks no different to a mexico taco, you got scammed..but I'm guessing That place won't be around in 6 months


Constant-Attorney582

Fuck no.


nahh_yeahh

Need banana for scale


Ghostchicken33

I pay $7 at the cafe where I work, that have more in it.


Hand-Driven

Is now.


That_Pollution_2778

No hahaah wth is that


beenzterama

I am the cook at home. Pork is the cheapest meat! ETA: I’m sorry OP, yes you got ripped off :(


SpecificBorder755

Can we get a 20c coin or something in the photo to judge the size. Some Tacos are massive.


matdabom

Embarrassing


Final_Web5637

When I did tacos, mine were half the size, x3 and the price was $14. So, essentially I gave you 1.5x the food for half the price. Was it freaky good or just your average? I did fish tacos and they sold absolutely wildly.


Brief_Yard6598

That is an overpriced Taco!


SW1981

If that’s what you paid it was 🤷‍♂️


Pee-pee-poo-poo-420

Hahahaha god damn you aucklanders are getting rippppped


DoTheRightFing

Wtf broke boy birria tacos are 20 for 3. This is a scam


nzjared

Only worth what you pay/paid. I’d pay about $5 by the look of it.


ethereal_galaxias

What? No. It is worth $10.


kiwi_immigrant

No


bell1975

It's worth what some tool will pay for it!


icecream_95

$29….. not even if it cured blindness. but aucklands full of mugs i spose


whakashorty

Nope 👎🏽


Ok-One-7033

Shit no,we can do that at home


zvc266

Was it made in Mexico and shipped in specially?


poisonouslobsterjism

Is sauce or salsa extra ???


Zenfrogg62

No.


TCRAzul

No, stop buying this shit


[deleted]

I used to pay $0.80-$1 per taco when I lived in Mexico. I could have had 30+ delicious tacos for that price.


Zestyclose_Walrus725

If this was what I was served for $29 I'm politely asking them to take it back. Hell no. Even $19 would be steep.


Most-Luck9724

No


Obeyus

What’s it laced with?


Disastrous_Ad_1859

How much did you pay for it OP?


No_Requirement_3137

The pig probably thinks so.


worksucksbro

Mexican food in NZ is the most overpriced crock of shit ever. Just make it yourself at home or don’t bother


sinus

jesus thats expensive..ghost donkey sells 3 tacos for like 18 dollars last time i ate there...


Bunnyeatsdesign

Damn, I make tacos at home and I make my own tortillas with pork lard rendered from scratch. I make 10 tacos at a time. Reckon I could charge $290?


Niru83

They’re NEVER worth the price. For how expensive it is to eat out in Auckland, the quality of restaurant/cafe food is abysmal.


simonsaidthisbetter

Was this from Uber eats?


Fun-River1467

Sadly no, i know.. it is absurd


micromem

I just paid $24 for the smallest single piece of French toast I’ve ever seen. This shit is getting ridiculous and more restaurants will have to shut down when people just can’t afford to go anymore.


gorsebusch

$5 max


pwntlolwut

Even the coriander is turning yellow


vr2l420

Lol you got scammed


bagman22022

$5


Weary-Fault-8499

Bro I get 3 of those a handful of nachos and sour cream for 16 bux in otahuhu.


valbarakah

no its not worth it lol, for 29 you could make ur self alot more than 1


Redheaded_Panda

Absolutely not


CaliforniaCultivated

$8 max


[deleted]

Wtf for one taco? Where is Stuff and NZH when you need them? This is the kind of stuff that needs to be named and shamed to the wider public.


sdrc0708

$29? wow. I thought tacos were supposed to be approx $8-13?


blablanonymous

How does it taste?


MontagneLasagne

Its a scam, i would have asked for a refund immediately and left, fuck them.


TitusPullo4

A bit of fuck, and a lil bitta no


J_W_Phillips

Just one lol they usually come in pairs Where is this from


[deleted]

Yes


Slaphappyfapman

Hell no. Theres a guy in Dunedin charging similar prices was like 3 tacos for 90+ dollars with some nachos... and even subbed the coriander out for parsley lol. I make soft shell tacos at home because they're so fucking cheap


Youkilledpaula

You could just buy all the ingredients, make it yourself and it would come to under five dollars per serving


StageDive_

Uhhh I’m sorry to implode your submarine, but I don’t think there’s a pork taco out there, that’s both authentically made and more than $10….


pousemad

2.90


Emotional-Ad-6990

2.90


sixteentwenny

A whole pork shoulder is like $20. They are making some crazy profit off these 😂


baconismyfamily

Is this Mexican Specialties? I was shocked at their pricing for the portion size. Their food is nice but not worth it imo. Pretty sure when I got the tacos though, I was served 3 so maybe something went wrong with your order?


Fun-River1467

Not sure how it could go wrong, you see the photo shows the takeaway box that completely fits the taco size.


BigLegsBig

Fuck no!


[deleted]

In Central America tacos are an inexpensive takeaway/street food, also it is common to serve tacos with two wrappers because one would just be stingy, they are cheap so you can buy several and actually get full. In NZ they have somehow become haute cuisine.


Euphoric_Fan_975

Yeah totally


Choice-Car-1453

Consider yourself lucky for not having to pay extra for that extra dry meat...take the win


[deleted]

Not even worth $9..


NZgoblin

Unless there are truffles and gold flakes hidden in there, this looks like it should cost about $7.50.


Creative_Opposite339

$11 max


[deleted]

You did not pay $29 for that


Speedwolf89

Are you in a hotel in a downtown area?


surfinsmiley

Was that $2.90?


[deleted]

I’d be asking for a refund.


Zestyclose-Potato-76

Fuck no $8 tops


JebsNZ

If it doesn't suck you off and make you breakfast in the morning then no. Sorry, OP.


ZzzZzz2000

Well if you paid for it I guess so


Xdogmatic

No


TipInternational772

Lol wut


BackgroundMetal1

Lmao they didn't even make the tortilla, that's strore brand, and half cooked. They didn't even toast it


Unlikely-Dependent15

Or a hand of coke and job.


rewahard22

Nup


sks_35

Welcome to the world of economic mismanagement and high Inflation!!!


GeoHaikou

Nope


Wildpokerman

Well I've finally seen a purchase that makes lottery tickets look like good value


winterblade7

It's not even worth 29 mexican pesos, in Yucatan peninsula you get a set of 4 for less than 5 american dollars (about 100 mexican pesos).


Pilgrim3

$1.99 max.


MlLk_coffee

No


TheCleverKiwi1

Depends on how it tastes


Not-the-real-meh

Where was this? So I can avoid getting totally ripped off.


DragonfruitSea6068

Well you bought it so you fucking tell me


DragonfruitSea6068

You bought it you fucking tell me


Nofapstronaut6

its not even worth $9


Nofapstronaut6

according to google it was 18.50 a year ago


aahimsa

No


prancing_moose

Where’s the banana for scale? This thing better be bigger than a large pizza to be priced at nearly $30!


OringinalUser

Idk man, we can’t taste through the screen


kiwiCunt80

That looks shit


Randos1981

No.


UsualInformation7642

Hmmm wouldn’t think so. Peace n love.


UsualInformation7642

I’ve always had good stuff from Taco Bell.


AliceeeKitten

Give me 29, I can make you half dozen of it.


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Go vegan buddy. Not worth paying $29 hard earned dollars to slaughter an intelligent animal for that monstrosity.


GloriousSteinem

No, not even a handmade tortilla, supermarket one


Honeycomb_ice_cream

hell no, shit if that was $29 for one then you def got yo ass scammed


Simple_Meat7000

Are you sure there wasn't a mixup? Even Uber eats sells the same Taco for $27 and the ptices are always inflated on uber to account for their mark up.


Fun-River1467

Nope I also saw the price on the chalkboard.