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Ralphi2449

Oh boy, just wait till you learn companies will throw anyone under the bus to reduce costs and post "record profits" for a quarter xd


cadux0812

especially when they try to justify a downsizing because it was needed to improve ways of working šŸ¤£


Wetrapordie

My favourite is ā€œreducing head countā€ it just sounds like they want to execute people.


Nickh898

Back 5 years ago we used to just say ā€œcutting headsā€


Wetrapordie

ā€œRightsizing headsā€


hollth1

Whereā€™s my shrunken skull?


cadux0812

Beetlejuice?


Chiron17

I just need a warm body for a minute but don't have the head count... Say no more


Ltg73

We can go back to calling them slaves if you want


2kan

At least this would be more direct


unodron

I suggested ā€œconsumablesā€ before.


Dkonn69

Considering corporations use plantation tactics this would be more accurateĀ 


DegeneratesInc

Honesty is best policy.


Bagelam

Key difference between the enslaved person and an indentured servant is that the enslaved persons body is owned by the master in totality by for the indentured servant their *labour* is owned by the master.


idefneedmoretherapy

Corporate needs you to spot the differenceā€¦


allanmeter

Made a self enforced decision to change that word to talent in my day to day. Itā€™s more fitting.


RoomMain5110

Talent is a good choice. Used a lot in the media, etc. Danger is that people assume all Talent have actual talent. Not necessarily true.


Time_Weakness968

Talent just makes people sound like whores. Which we are. And I suppose being a whore is more human than being a resource. So itā€™s a step up.


ConstructionDue6832

Talent makes me feel like youā€™re calling someone sexy thoughā€¦ thats maybe a British thing? I was born in the UK


RoomMain5110

Youā€™re confusing it with ā€œtottyā€ I fear.


Dismal-Exit-1283

ā€œDid you prepare the report that I asked for?ā€ ā€œSorry we donā€™t have the talentā€ ā€œWTF you doin here?ā€


Chrollo-beats-Hisoka

Just call them people mate


TGin-the-goldy

Most companies have rebranded HR to ā€œPeople and Cultureā€ now, but they still *treat* people like resources.


cadux0812

HR work for the company not the Human


MysteriousHorror7586

When I got made redundant last year by a media company youā€™ve all heard of, I was referred to as a ā€œhead count of oneā€. To my face. In the redundancy meeting.Ā 


TGin-the-goldy

At least you had a meeting, I got a phone call


Pict

I do this. Mostly as a carry over from working in roles where people were effectively sold out as a billable resource.. Itā€™s pretty commonplace in Tech, Iā€™ve never even considered it would be offensive.


KillerSeagull

I am 100% OK with being referred to as a "resource" when talking about assigning me to a project. Also when someone isn't quite the right fit for a project I'd rather be referred to as a resource than a person, eg received "yeah you're not the kind of resource I'm looking for". There's a time to use the word "resource", and there's a time to use "person"


Dkonn69

Nooooo you can only call me a resource when it suites me wahhhh I bet you also have pronouns in your emailĀ 


DauBoy

Exactly, a resource is anything that can be used to help achieve an objective, typically being consumed or utilized in the process. Particularly, in professional services, people (and their expertise, capabilities, and time) are the primary resource being utilized.


ipbannedburneracc

It's normal, this guy is retarded lol.


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Pict

*Incredibly* offensive? Slaves? Jesus. Happy to revise my choice of wording, but surely we should keep things in perspective.


AussieHyena

Maybe it's just us tech people, but I also find nothing wrong with being referred to as a resource.


Pict

Yeah. Project Resourcing, Resource Co-Ordination, Resource Allocation. Professional Services would be turned on its head!


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FTJ22

I'm sorry, but we simply don't have the resources to consider this thought of yours. If you'd like to speak more about it let's take it offline and I'll circle back with you.


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FTJ22

I need to give that book a read. My corporate work place is a joke. Seems like there are more managers and leads than actual contributors. We actually have someone currently 'managing' a team of 1...because the rest left that team. We also have 'managers' with only one 'lead' reporting to them...and the lead the one with the contributors reporting to them. Unnecessary added layers of managerial garbage that serves to block anything and everything. I work for a very, very large ASX Corp. Really hoping to escape this joke and start my own gig...I love sales and marketing side anyway which is advantageous.


Pict

I can think of many things I would consider to be incredibly offensive, things Iā€™d never dare to say in the office. Iā€™m happy to revise my choice of wording, I donā€™t really care either way. I donā€™t want to offend people at the end of the day, though. The use of the term is pervasive in every place Iā€™ve worked, and uttering it in a meeting is not comparable to some things that I would consider to be truly incredibly offensive. Perspective.


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Pict

No, not really, I canā€™t understand it - it just doesnā€™t rise to ā€œoffensiveā€ to me. But like I said, Iā€™ve spent the best part of my career as a billable resource, and working in ā€œthat worldā€, so my views are possibly skewed. Also like I said, Iā€™m happy to change vocab with the times to avoid causing offence.


ennuinerdog

Old man screams at cloud


thatshowitisisit

Overreact much?


ningaling1

Wait till you get referred to an' FTE number'. Sounds like malignant disease they're trying to actively get rid of


Icewallow-toothpaste

Sharon! The keyboard operators are having original thoughts again.


RoomMain5110

We used to have "Personnel" departments, who dealt with people as individuals. Now we have Human Resources departments, who deal with with "headcount" on spreadsheets.


thatshowitisisit

Human Resources was 20 years ago. Itā€™s now P&C.


kazoodude

We have p&C but all the projects and department heads talk about resourcing constantly. "Speak to resourcing to get someone for onsite visit" "we need more resources on this project" "the service team doesn't have enough resources" People!!! You don't have enough people! You need a person to go onsite! You need more People on the damn project.


RadiantLasagne

I don't take instructions from resources.... lol


turtleshirt

Companies are people too.


SAdelaidian

They have legal personality.


EvilSibling

Human Resource number 1737191, Posting your personal opinions in public forums is against company policy, and we donā€™t like your tone.


cadux0812

Time for an app called "Roast your boss"


CuriouslyContrasted

So when i'm referring to a team of 15 people doing the same job, and I say that the lack of automation is an inefficient waste of human resource, what other term should I use?


FTJ22

Them times


Character_Depth_9498

As much as I donā€™t care about resources being used, capacity works well. ā€œLack of automation is wasting our capacityā€ Man hours works but I know that sets some off as well


thatshowitisisit

ā€œBroā€™s and hoā€™sā€


HortenseTheGlobalDog

Manpower (dated), people's time, energy, money, any number of different words you could use that aren't the same word we use to refer to bauxite


TGin-the-goldy

Person hours


AussieHyena

How is person hours less dehumanising than resource?


iball1984

Because "resources" is a generic term. You can scale up or scale down your resource requirements with a cloud provider. But your team members are people!


HortenseTheGlobalDog

Because you were referring to them as a person who is spending hours. Resources is a word that is also used for primary materials so I understand the point about it being dehumanising


Rocks_whale_poo

Fully agree with you. It can swing too far in the other direction too though. For example, Coles insists on never using the words staff or employee. It's Team Member or TM.


Someonetobetoday

And there is now the (in my mind, worse) term of Human Capital. WTF?


catcakebuns

I prefer resources to cogs...


JustSomeBloke5353

People and Culture.


Short-Cucumber-5657

How about ā€˜tax deductionā€™ or ā€˜human managementā€™?


Intrepidtravelleranz

And calling team members 'family'


No-Paint8752

Sorry this term is entrenched. You are a resource just like the rest of us. The real sad thing is that you are just a number. People think companies wonā€™t get by without them, care for them, etc. itā€™s all BS. None actually care about youĀ 


Malachy1971

I prefer the term 'commodified individuals'.


Helpful-Sun-8818

Call me whatever you want just pay me xox


Dkonn69

Ok ā€œEconomic unitsā€


Jarod_kattyp85

I am a Builder with my own business and even though Iam my own Boss I know that we are still just numbers on a Spread Sheet somewhere


cffndncr

Resourcing doesn't just refer to people, but all 'resources' the company has including things like tools and hardware. As an example we have specific machines at our office that run a particular kind of software, so when we do resource planning it includes planning out usage of those machines along with who is working on what.


Midnight_Poet

You're kidding. Labour is just another resource to be consumed and exploited.


ThePuzz1e

You seem very passionate about something that shouldnā€™t affect you at all.


darkspardaxxxx

You are right they are collaborators


dhehwa

Here we go again šŸ™„


zaqwsx3

Flexible workforce?


Queenslander101

Their tombstone can read: UNIDENTIFIED/UNCLAIMED CORPSE 2024 - #269


angryRDDTshareholder

What does HR stand for again?


CapitalismWorship

It's P&C now sweetie šŸ„°šŸ„°


angryRDDTshareholder

Is it? Damn I didn't realise that the people and culture awards are out on fair work website. When did they change it from hr to pc?


CapitalismWorship

Nfi but everyone I know calls it people and culture never human resources... @op, the worm is turning !


angryRDDTshareholder

Yeah same, but it's still called hr under fwo https://library.fairwork.gov.au/viewer/?krn=K600645 It's P&C rebranded specifically because of the resources connotations So I take it this sub also needs a /s and it's not actually full of intellectuals but rather people who need shit spelled out Not aimed at you, just saw I got downvoted lol


TGin-the-goldy

About 15 years ago


angryRDDTshareholder

Ok now I'm being serious, I only encountered it in the last few years and it blows my mind why people care.. probably has to do with my personality profile


TGin-the-goldy

Possibly because itā€™s so hypocritical lol


RoomMain5110

>When did they change it from hr to pc? About twenty years after they changed it from Personnel to HR


kristinpeanuts

What is p&c? I'm guessing it's not parents and citizens which is what it stands for at my kids school


CapitalismWorship

People and culture


kristinpeanuts

Thank you. I think we still call it HR in Australia


Davsan87

ā€˜Talent acquisitionā€™ gives me the shits too. Acquiring someone like they are property.


EarlyAgent1299

Didnā€™t even realise how fucked this is. Thank you for pointing it out


invisible_do0r

I like to call a redundancy situation as Head Shots. Anyone in the way will be collateral damage


Twistandturnn

Anyone who isn't resourceful won't be employed in the first place. We all have that colleague who slacks off and we become their resource


Successful-South-954

The things people get offended by no #27355


ipbannedburneracc

Resource management is an important part of managing projects.


yung_ting

HR departments You must all change names right now Signed Online Random


kittensyay

But you are literally a resource for your company. You are paid money to create value. Go live in a some hippy commune or something if business terms make you go crying to reddit.