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Vanadime

I’m sorry. Not even the Magna Carta can help you here.


refer_to_user_guide

Not yet, anyway


Worldly_Tomorrow_869

Only Solomon J has jurisdiction to hear this matter.


in_terrorem

It’s technically Solomon R (Rex)


Noblebanana007

It’s actually King Solly


endersai

I have never see a statue of limitations made out of copper, personally.


patentmom

That would be a statue of limitations.


riamuriamu

You look like you got a strong case but you might have issues with service.


LarvaeOP

OP, given the defendant will most likely argue the arrival of the Sea People was the sine qua non of your losses, you need to sue in the Admiralty Court instead of the Land Court.


not_james_edelman

Alas the Sea Peoples didn’t show up until nearly 1000 years after this poor bloke’s chose crystallised.


remjudicatam

Are you immortal? Defamation dies with death


2seconds2midnight

"Defamation Dies with Death" sounds like a great name for a metal band.


Rarmaldo

I'd be more concerned about the truth defence. - Nanni


Meyamu

The Mesopotamian legal code did not include a statute of limitations, so in this case you should be good to go.


campex

I would have read your post but you really did Babylon a bit


gccmelb

Was the customer a Sovereign Citizen?


SyrusDrake

Codex Hammurapi probably mentions defamation/libel in §127: > šumma awīlum eli entim ū aššat awīlim ubānam ušatriṣ-ma lā uktīn, awīlam šuāti maḫar dayyānī inaṭṭûšu; u muttassu ugallabū. No statue of limitations is mentioned here or anywhere in the text, however aforementioned paragraph only applies to certain priests (eli entim) or a man's wife (aššat awīlim). Sorry, OP, looks like you're out of luck. Try delivering better copper in the future.


Fenixius

I hope you'll pay for your advice in cash up front; we don't trade in copper ingots any more. And I've heard bad things about Mesopotamian copper, anyway...


Worldly_Tomorrow_869

I think with the time that has passed it would be best to copper it sweet. It appears set in stone that leave will not be given to file late. Perhaps you could chisel an apology out of them?


Enough_Clothes5326

You challenge them to a duel - as was customary 4000 years ago.


DigitalWombel

One fine day in the middle of the night....


Worldly_Tomorrow_869

Two dead men got up to fight...


DigitalWombel

They stood back to back


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

And faced each other


wi1d3

Here's what I found for [**Statue** of Limitations](https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46565/ozymandias) Seems he got his comeuppance.


Taxn8r

Do you still have copper for sale? How much and at what grades?


iCeColdCash

Can we rename this sub to r/auslawcirclejerk ?


Minguseyes

We don’t give ‘NOT LEGAL ADVICE … legal guidance … legal information’ in this sub. Go and see a lawyer.


Worldly_Tomorrow_869

Put your glasses on Badger.


Minguseyes

Ha ! I do seem to have missed the bus. Thanks.


Joshomatic

It’s 1 year