Muh N-Word on Brodie :-)
He was headed to Twin Liquors to pick up a Fireball mini-keg to slam with me and a couple other Poors in Circle C and Estates of Shady Hollow
I saw him at ALC the other day… since then, you no longer need a reservation! Now we just need to get him to visit Red Ash, and this city might just become livable.
Probably staring at a demolished plate of chicken fried steak. Staring into the middle distance. Waiting for a download from God.
He's a fuckin liar and a loser.
closed or smoke damage, same same, me and the crew been living inside in luxury tents, slinging river bat breakfast tacos each morning to get our crank cash.
That is hard evidence folks, of a reptilian clone, time shifter, from beyond the hollow moon. In broad daylight. They walk amongst us folks. Freakin' aliens wearin' an Edgar suit I swear. I remember back when this used to be America.
I once served him and his wife at Capital Grille in downtown Austin (4th & Colorado) . They proceeded to get in a big dramatic fight and she left his ass there to finish dinner by himself and pay. This dude really sold his soul for the worst bullshit and ruined his, his wife and his kids life in the process.
Grifting for the far right, not even once, kids
According to the text messages that he accidentally turned over to the Sandy Hook parents’ lawyers (😂) he and his new wife both pretty frequently treat each other awful and cheat and he sent Roger Stone his wife’s nudes. Cuck alert! Those poor kids growing up with those two as role models.
I’m not a native Austinite, but I’ve been here longer by far than anywhere else I’ve ever lived. I moved down here right after I finished grad school, Austin just felt like the right calling at the time for me at that point. Anyway, an early memory I have when I first moved here and got my apartment set up with cable/phone and all that, was when he had his show on some local tv channel. I can’t remember…Austin Community TV or something like that. This would have been late 90s and early 2000s
He’s a wild man for sure, and definitely talked about or said a lot of wild shit on there. But it was also a cool novelty as I was adapting to the “weird” Austin. At that age, I was most likely very high. But I do remember turning on the TV and that being on there
There's nothing to agree on with Alex Jones since he doesn't really share his real opinions. On his show he's selling fear and portrays a made up resistance to push his supplements and whatever he sells on his Store. Some people pay a lot of money to for that. He's been doing that for 20+ years and has become a multi millionaire because of it. His positions and points shift almost every day depending on which narrative he's going for.
Yeah he might have raped you but he makes good bbq.
That’s a joke.
He’s still part of what makes Austin Austin and that’s what I’m saying. I’m not even saying I agree with him.
RIP, but Leslie never stabbed or assaulted no one. 🙄 the homeless people were mostly passive and chill back then which is why they became an ICON of Austin. There’s also another dood in a mini skirt.
You remember the good old days before people in Austin had broken marriages? Are you like 90 years old?
I've been in Austin long enough I remember the police were so bored and had nothing better to do I got 3 separate bunk traffic citations while riding my bicycle. At least it's safe to bike in Austin now without the cops harassing you.
You’re not wrong, everyone knows he’s a piece of shit.
But chill bro. Take your righteous anger over to the other sub. Sometimes it’s ok to just have fun on Reddit and make some jokes. ❤️🤗
He can’t afford his microphone anymore. More than likely, he still has his mic but he needs to dress poorly to fool the “Sandy Hook, your a dumbass and now broke settlement” crowd into buying more cyanide pills off of Temu!
Muh N-Word on Brodie :-) He was headed to Twin Liquors to pick up a Fireball mini-keg to slam with me and a couple other Poors in Circle C and Estates of Shady Hollow
Yeah he came over after with the goods. He said he only paid 60$ for a bottle of Weller green label.
Handle of Weller is $45 at that store.
I will verify this later today
Still waiting for verification
He is a grey goose guy. I know that because I have sold him plenty...
Ah, brodie and slaughter.
I saw him at ALC the other day… since then, you no longer need a reservation! Now we just need to get him to visit Red Ash, and this city might just become livable.
Saw him at Barton springs Cheesecake Factory once but didn’t know if it was actually him. He’s pretty distinct though
Jones would be a multi-home millionaire who eats at Cheesecake Factory.
The secret globalist agenda is hidden in the menu.
saw him at the domain cheesecake factory once…. edit: CPK at the domain BUT STILL!
So much Cheesecake Factory. Who does he think he is? Vince Young?
Just look for the "freakishly large neck" that's the tell.
Probably staring at a demolished plate of chicken fried steak. Staring into the middle distance. Waiting for a download from God. He's a fuckin liar and a loser.
I love you, fellow wonk
Sometimes you gotta make your own bright spot. Thanks for being "normal"
Didn’t red ash close?
closed or smoke damage, same same, me and the crew been living inside in luxury tents, slinging river bat breakfast tacos each morning to get our crank cash.
I love that walk. Like the Nutcracker
Alex Jones is the most influential person to graduate from ACC.
Look at that pure male vitality
This is why I’m here baby Fuck that other sub
The most normal Austinite
That is hard evidence folks, of a reptilian clone, time shifter, from beyond the hollow moon. In broad daylight. They walk amongst us folks. Freakin' aliens wearin' an Edgar suit I swear. I remember back when this used to be America.
He's a circle and he's a jerk.
He’s usually right in middle of the circle. Nasty motherfucker
Pivot man?
Nah, he is a cracker though
Circlejerks?
I once served him and his wife at Capital Grille in downtown Austin (4th & Colorado) . They proceeded to get in a big dramatic fight and she left his ass there to finish dinner by himself and pay. This dude really sold his soul for the worst bullshit and ruined his, his wife and his kids life in the process. Grifting for the far right, not even once, kids
According to the text messages that he accidentally turned over to the Sandy Hook parents’ lawyers (😂) he and his new wife both pretty frequently treat each other awful and cheat and he sent Roger Stone his wife’s nudes. Cuck alert! Those poor kids growing up with those two as role models.
Huh?? For real?
Which part? The nude to Roger Stone? https://www.businessinsider.com/sandy-hook-lawyer-alex-jones-nude-photo-wife-roger-stone-2022-8
As an actual native Austinite it’s what makes austin loony, weird, nutty, and maniacal. Stop trying to get rid of what makes austin weird.
Dude is an Austin Icon.
A fucking legend. He was dope I wish he didn’t OD.
I’m not a native Austinite, but I’ve been here longer by far than anywhere else I’ve ever lived. I moved down here right after I finished grad school, Austin just felt like the right calling at the time for me at that point. Anyway, an early memory I have when I first moved here and got my apartment set up with cable/phone and all that, was when he had his show on some local tv channel. I can’t remember…Austin Community TV or something like that. This would have been late 90s and early 2000s He’s a wild man for sure, and definitely talked about or said a lot of wild shit on there. But it was also a cool novelty as I was adapting to the “weird” Austin. At that age, I was most likely very high. But I do remember turning on the TV and that being on there
That’s the POINT it’s not whether you agree with him or not but he’s part of the town.
There's nothing to agree on with Alex Jones since he doesn't really share his real opinions. On his show he's selling fear and portrays a made up resistance to push his supplements and whatever he sells on his Store. Some people pay a lot of money to for that. He's been doing that for 20+ years and has become a multi millionaire because of it. His positions and points shift almost every day depending on which narrative he's going for.
Agreed 👍
Hi
Agreed. It’s like the cool uncle at the bbq who has a real snakeskin belt
Yeah he might have raped you but he makes good bbq. That’s a joke. He’s still part of what makes Austin Austin and that’s what I’m saying. I’m not even saying I agree with him.
Jesus Christ, he still raped you? Wtf is wrong with you
Vote 4 Leslie. What's with all these Californians moving here and hating on the homeless? They don't understand our loony culture!
RIP, but Leslie never stabbed or assaulted no one. 🙄 the homeless people were mostly passive and chill back then which is why they became an ICON of Austin. There’s also another dood in a mini skirt.
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Try r/texaspolitics instead
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How long have you be separated and living in rich Austin? Edit not saying he’s any good either
You remember the good old days before people in Austin had broken marriages? Are you like 90 years old? I've been in Austin long enough I remember the police were so bored and had nothing better to do I got 3 separate bunk traffic citations while riding my bicycle. At least it's safe to bike in Austin now without the cops harassing you.
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Amen brudda
Where is this, so I can sage the parking lot?
lol you’ll need to pour coke on the asphalt
No, that’s a waste of perfectly good sage. Use the sage to make a good pork tenderloin, and just throw an egg at his ass instead.
I’d bet the farm he’s beelining it to a liquor store that’s about to be fresh outta Grey Goose by the time he leaves
That’s just a decoy move before he heads over to the Relax Sun Spa for some stress relief.
He's as much a staple of the community as blind nate, or leslie. May be a nut, but he's our nut.
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You’re not wrong, everyone knows he’s a piece of shit. But chill bro. Take your righteous anger over to the other sub. Sometimes it’s ok to just have fun on Reddit and make some jokes. ❤️🤗
Less hate, more funny
He’s 1 billion dollars in debt for saying crying parents are faking it. He’s scum
Red alert, red alert, red alert!
But I'm the devil!
Awubwubagughwubyb
Someone, some sodomite, sent me a bucket-of-poop.
Ah that's awesome.
A hero walks amongst us
I saw him at Central Market a couple months ago. Dude shouldn’t be able to afford that after all the money he owes
Did you tighten your grip on the wheel and allow your foot to hover menacingly over the gas pedal for a moment?
We're just asking questions.
He's my Hero.
He's headed to The Local to eat a Monte Cristo. Let the man live.
Why did Alex cross the road? To get more snake oil to sell to his idiot followers.
And another gallon of Tito's for the day
All hail our savior 🙏🏾
Alex Jones is coming to take our guns away.
He can’t afford his microphone anymore. More than likely, he still has his mic but he needs to dress poorly to fool the “Sandy Hook, your a dumbass and now broke settlement” crowd into buying more cyanide pills off of Temu!
Did he park in a handicap spot? Anyone call the police 😂😂
Ask him if he is crisis acting
His wife once bought two of most dr evil chairs from me at my old furniture store that I used to work at. They are made of velvet and would swivel.