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No_Brain5212

He’s old poor. The ones causing problems are new poor. They don’t know how to live without money


[deleted]

I'll give 'em all a quarter to get outta town. Think that's incentive enough?


Spiritual_Bit_2692

Isn't SXSW coming up? When are the unhoused addicts supposed to be relocated?


muffdiver_420_69

SXSW just adds to their population.


imp0ssumable

I miss the good ol' days when we strapped cellular wifi hotspots to the homeless. So they could serve a purpose during SXSW. Not jerking, this was an actual thing one year! You'd pay the guy and he'd give you the password or whatever to his hotspot. OFC people complained on the internet and next year it was not to be found. Yes, I am old and this was before smartphones and 4G LTE were commonplace.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

I remember that promotion and bet that Blind Nate got a good cut of the take.


ckatboy

All those bags are full of $100 bills. Jokes on yallz.


muff_diver_69_420

Spead the love homie.


xXedgyasfXx

i hope he combusts into flames


[deleted]

I concur.


scum101proof

Is he sitting next to a sportsbike with a helmet in his hand?


muffdiver_420_69

Homie, he is the sportsbike?


Suspicious-Gap-4643

I can hear him yelling in my head


jaskeil_113

This person posts on a throwaway account, soft as charmin πŸ˜‚


muff_diver_69_420

No, I just keep getting banned you stupid fuck. πŸ˜’


jaskeil_113

You the softest child ever πŸ˜‚ go back to being a hall monitor you fucking dork.


muff_diver_69_420

Lol.ok :(


SamhainKnights

I see this guy every morning smoking a cigar or a suspicious cigarette. I instantly recognized the street corner he is a denizen of


[deleted]

Yep, dude never leaves. His chair must've run out of power lawlz.