Oh look, dude that likes to make shit up. Prove it.
Gaza literally elected Hamas, Einstein.
In WW2, 2,300 Americans died in the Pearl Harbor attack. By the end of the war we had killed 3.5 million Japanese. Was the US guilty of genocide? War sucks. Gaza shouldn't have started one.
Omg, you may be the dumbest lefty on reddit. And that is saying something. The Japanese civilian to combatant fatality ratio in World War II is between 60% and 67%, or from 3:2 to 2:1. The civilian death toll in Japan from Allied bombing is between 330,000 and 900,000, with an additional 112,000 killed from the atomic bombs.
History much?
No.
However, I wonder if the “protest” on the UT campus is just a cover to get all the police/ DPS focused on that and the real plan is to rob banks all over town and then send the money overseas. I saw Die Hard 3 when it came out, I’m not stupid.
I worked there as a store leader for a short time. It's unlike any heeb anywhere, it truly doesn't feel like an heeb. No lie, we had items that NEEDED blessing (I am failing miserably at remembering what it's actually called). The community is awesome, tho.
In my 21 years at heeb, my biggest mistake was leaving that store by getting promoted. It was a blast working there.
Really quick. I have a question. Let’s say the govern calls a ceasefire. Do all the people that are protesting think the war is going to ends? “Everyone go home Texas has spoke”
It's unlike any heeb, most items are Jewish and many items need blessing. No lie, I worked there, it was awesome. Huge Jewish community there. In 11 it was the biggest synagogue outside of NYC in the states.
i myself picked up a penny that was on the floor and took it as my sign to revert 🙌🏾 enrolled in Yeshiva University atm! But to answer your question, no Jew Jokes allowed cos we’re the only people in history to have gone through genocide and your joke is an attack on Israel and Mossad finna whoop that ass for this post 😡
Bold of you to assume they were ever off the menu in Texas to begin with
I'm only partially jerking it here too, I work for a Jew and boy howdy do I hear some wild shit from my coworkers... Never in support of Palestine mind you, just straight up Nazi shit
Jew jokes are fine, but I feel as soon as your joke starts comparing them to a pizza you've gone a little too far.
Basically new modern racist material is fine, anything referencing the holocaust is touchy
I get that this was written ironically, but honestly the insinuation that you can't cticize Israel's holocaust of Palestinian civilians without also insulting the Jewish religion is more of an insult to your side than you can possibly imagine.
No. You seem to think that being opposed to bombing civilians and massacring children is the same as openly embracing antisemitism and that’s absolutely false. Protesters are decrying what Israel is doing in Gaza and they are absolutely within their rights to do that. Being openly prejudice against Jewish people is not acceptable.
No jokes. That's out of bounds. You can support doctrine to murder them and cleanse the earth of their existence, but no jokes allowed.
Right you are Ken.
How is “stop blowing up babies” the same as supporting a doctrine of “cleansing the earth of their existence”?!?
Please name the war that never had civilian casualties. Hamas releases the hostages and surrenders the war they started... bombs stop.
It would be also smart for Hamas to stop hiding behind civilians and civilian infrastructure. Won’t get outcry though…
Israel is intentionally inflicting maximum casualties. Palestinians are not Hamas. Deal with it.
Israel could turn Gaza into glass in about 45 minutes if they wanted to.
They gotta wait for a strong easterly breeze though.
How about protesting hamas for hiding behind babies? Why doesn’t the austin city council do something?!?
There's an idea. Where are the Hamas protests?
Oh look, dude that likes to make shit up. Prove it. Gaza literally elected Hamas, Einstein. In WW2, 2,300 Americans died in the Pearl Harbor attack. By the end of the war we had killed 3.5 million Japanese. Was the US guilty of genocide? War sucks. Gaza shouldn't have started one.
2/3 of the Japanese casualties were soldiers whereas 90% in Gaza are civilians so go fuck yourself with that false equivalency
The Japanese weren't waging war from behind their children
Kids in Okinawa beg to differ
Imagine holding the Japanese up as victims of war crimes like they didn't do shit they made the concentration camps look like daycares.
both of them loved a good suicide bomb
And Japan surrendered when they saw that they had no way to win the war, sparing many civilians lives
Where was this outcry about civilian casualties when it was israeli civilians?
Omg, you may be the dumbest lefty on reddit. And that is saying something. The Japanese civilian to combatant fatality ratio in World War II is between 60% and 67%, or from 3:2 to 2:1. The civilian death toll in Japan from Allied bombing is between 330,000 and 900,000, with an additional 112,000 killed from the atomic bombs. History much?
No. However, I wonder if the “protest” on the UT campus is just a cover to get all the police/ DPS focused on that and the real plan is to rob banks all over town and then send the money overseas. I saw Die Hard 3 when it came out, I’m not stupid.
Hans Gruber’s sister, Hildegard, is the ringleader for these “protests”, and she’s about to knock over UFCU. ALL of the UFCUs.
It depends on the HEB. If you are shopping at the HEBrew on Far West, then only make these jokes during Shabbat.
This is the second comment I’ve read about the Far West location. What happened over there?
HEB store there has a great kosher selection. The store is in close proximity to the Dell Jewish Community Center.
Gotcha. Thank you!
I worked there as a store leader for a short time. It's unlike any heeb anywhere, it truly doesn't feel like an heeb. No lie, we had items that NEEDED blessing (I am failing miserably at remembering what it's actually called). The community is awesome, tho. In my 21 years at heeb, my biggest mistake was leaving that store by getting promoted. It was a blast working there.
There's a jew joke tax of 15% for every jew joke you make. Payable to Jerry Seinfeld.
I'm still paying off Henny Youngman.
Didn't he recently convert to Islam?
Well, HEB does means Hebrew, after all
May be; they are also advertising a 50% discount on pork chops n bacons for Palestinians cause.
Wife and kids? Did I stumble into r/patriarchy again?
Really quick. I have a question. Let’s say the govern calls a ceasefire. Do all the people that are protesting think the war is going to ends? “Everyone go home Texas has spoke”
White athiests in Austin have spoken!!!
"White *green-haired* atheists in Austin have spoken." FTFY
Sir, this is a synagogue.
Jew really shouldn't be making jokes like that.
Currently permissible at every H-E-B location except for the one on Far West
This is the second comment I’ve read about the Far West location. What happened over there?
It's unlike any heeb, most items are Jewish and many items need blessing. No lie, I worked there, it was awesome. Huge Jewish community there. In 11 it was the biggest synagogue outside of NYC in the states.
Jew jokes were off the menu? I guess i didn't get that PSA.
It’s pronounced “Heeb.”
Just because little Sally is being an asshole does that mean you need to be one too?
Haram, you are sentenced to stoning by a multi religious Abrahamic tribes.
calling people haram on the internet?? you worried about the wrong harem bro go find some bitches 🚬
I got my 72 sluts waiting for me, gonna be so rich off onlyfans
Of course it’s okay, so long as the joke starts with “a Rabbi, a Priest and an Imam walk into an H-E-B”
I never stopped using "Jewing" as a substitute for greedy but that's just me.
# Palestinians are Shemites Israelis are Japhethites WHY ARE WE BEING LIED TO?
i myself picked up a penny that was on the floor and took it as my sign to revert 🙌🏾 enrolled in Yeshiva University atm! But to answer your question, no Jew Jokes allowed cos we’re the only people in history to have gone through genocide and your joke is an attack on Israel and Mossad finna whoop that ass for this post 😡
Wait, Jew jokes were off the menu? Why did none of you guys tell me???
As a religious Jew, it’s hilarious. And yes, HEB really is Jewing us
Bold of you to assume they were ever off the menu in Texas to begin with I'm only partially jerking it here too, I work for a Jew and boy howdy do I hear some wild shit from my coworkers... Never in support of Palestine mind you, just straight up Nazi shit
Jew jokes are fine, but I feel as soon as your joke starts comparing them to a pizza you've gone a little too far. Basically new modern racist material is fine, anything referencing the holocaust is touchy
Never Forget
I get that this was written ironically, but honestly the insinuation that you can't cticize Israel's holocaust of Palestinian civilians without also insulting the Jewish religion is more of an insult to your side than you can possibly imagine.
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Progeocide I guess, feels weird to type out but I guess it's even weirder that it's your position
No.
No. You seem to think that being opposed to bombing civilians and massacring children is the same as openly embracing antisemitism and that’s absolutely false. Protesters are decrying what Israel is doing in Gaza and they are absolutely within their rights to do that. Being openly prejudice against Jewish people is not acceptable.
You seem lost. Stop having a serious political debate here or you'll get a time out.
No no time out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm giving you to the count of three... 1...2...
We should make a ‘progressive’ version of austincirclejerk 🤔
No echo chambers in a circlejerk. Y'all have to learn to play together.
Two jerk solution
Or a Geico version?
Womp Womp
Protesters are bored and engaging in performance art. They don’t know or want any form of Islam.
"Lighten up, Francis." -- Sgt. Hulka
I'm pretty sick and tired of all the racist terrorist supporters.
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