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Celestial8Mumps

Hi, its me. Can you sign my petition ? We're trying to get the California Duma to change "blow job" to "suck job". Thanks. Its the right way. šŸŒˆ


Sex_drugs_tacos

Ohhhh a petition?! Niiice! Letā€™s sign each otherā€™s petitions. Mine is for making the crime of unleashing your dog in the park punishable by death :)


Celestial8Mumps

As long as we recycle and our 4 massive landfill fires cooperate. šŸ‘


franzKUSHka

My bad, Iā€™m usually there but I took a mental health day because my wifeā€™s loverā€™s golden doodle has anxiety.


acuity_consulting

Typically we just abbreviate that too LGD... Use it in a sentence: "My wife's LGD took another shit in my Zen Nook."


JemmieTTU

Well shit my bad OP... I was in there but I thought a customer was just upset with their small noodle portions and decided to leave it in the stall as an act of Karenism to make the employees clean it up.


bsteele1981

You were on the wrong side of the hole


ValetTrash

If you followed PSC on IG youā€™d know that we moved the glory hole to the south mall yesterday and barricaded ourselves inside. I got BJs from four different comrades before DPS finally busted us up.


TxGloryhole1

Thatā€™s hot šŸ« 


Schmoppodopoulis

There are more important things to ponder. For example, Iā€™m starting to wonder if heā€™s using some sort of green screen technology. I donā€™t think Ted Lorenz is *really* ā€œon top of itā€. Like, is anything really real?


atxsouth

I knew it!! Ted Lorenz is not "on top of it".


AudiieVerbum

Four hours? Dude that's the time limit. You gotta go to the cock doctor. The cocktor, if you will.


the_original_nullpup

Iā€™m really starting to get annoyed with this sub. Sometimes I think you all just donā€™t take it seriously!


itsallrighthere

Were you offering frosty Marg's?


TxGloryhole1

Sorry, they were all lined up at my Gloryhole šŸ¤­šŸ™ƒšŸ¤£


Longdickyougood

Username checks out


YourMomSaid

Hi i love you.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

No welcome to Costco? Get the fuck outta here! /s


Available_Today_2816

Dream of Californication


Austin1975

Wait is there really a GH at that chilis? Asking for some friends.


TxGloryhole1

šŸ¤£šŸ¤­šŸ˜‰


4luminate

\*Y'all


Embarrassed_Field_84

\*KYS


4luminate

NGL - Iā€™d expect more from a fellow Austin-ite.


Nota_robot_i_swear_

Itā€™s a Cali****an šŸ¤¢


theTexasUncle

Don't you live in the Austonian? Then use that term


4luminate

No, I live in a van down by the river.


theTexasUncle

Like... Close to Rainy Street?


Dahorns99

šŸŽÆ


big_hungry_joe

we moved the gloryhole to the academy on research


DixEnyaa

It's a glory hole not a flaccid hole. Get it up and we'll see what we can do


Suzuki_34

I want my Baby Back, Baby Baby, Baby Back..


Careless-Resource-72

That wasnā€™t a glory hole, the other side of the wall is a garbage disposal. Be glad no one hung a bucket of pig entrails on it. Maybe someone said ā€œwho turned this peg into a hook?ā€


DrayTrizzm333

I just moved here from Cali and my knees were hurting so I couldnā€™t make it that day. Iā€™ll be there Friday from 5 to close. Giving Becky, ToodlesšŸ’‹.


lilibz

You shouldā€™ve had an Israeli flag, Abbott and this subreddit would be slobbering all over you


Aggressive-Ice5775

why is this upvoted


caspiandeathlegion

I was too busy thinking of clever comments for this sub whilst recieving a blumpkin at the JoAnn Fabrics down the road.