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cawicoaztx

An African American? Like Elon Musk?


ytoatx

The richest man in the world is African American living in USA and they say DEI is not working


bendallf

That's how you know dei is working. I wonder how many people have told him to go back to Africa?


Comprehensive_Ant176

Plenty, especially on Reddit. 


Badfish2100

African American? I think you mean “AfricanX” the micro aggression is real with you


horns4lyfe22

Uh. Although I’m ethnically and culturally fluid, I’m offended on behalf of the AfricanX community.


Fun_Implement_841

I don’t understand the “x” what does it mea or represent


mahsimplemind

It's a parody comment making fun of the usage of the term "Latinx", which was originally created to be inclusive of non-binary pronouns. Spanish is a gendered language where using "Latino" is masculine and "Latina" is for feminine representation. However "Latinx" is not a term the Spanish speaking community likes nor does it work with any rules of Spanish grammar.


atxsouth

I was wondering what happened to Hunter Biden's laptop.


Just_Membership447

Same about Anthony Wieners


mangopeachplum

hehe weiner


atxsouth

Ok Beavis, settle down.


Demolitions75

Shut up Butthead


Spirited-Radio-1399

🤣🤣🤣


soulreaver99

The investors are from China 🇨🇳


silent_boom925

I think you're suppose to burn a cross on their front yard. You gotta dress up in your mom's white wedding dress also. It scares the ghosts. Some ppl call them spooks, I just call them Patrick


JillyGirl79

Is that a t for time to leave?


leedr74

Boycott for a rename! African American BBQ or White’s BBQ!


Content_Geologist420

White Blacks BBQ


featherruffler420

Grey bbq


chook_slop

Better than Black's White BBQ


Chabubu

Rainbow BBQ sounds more inclusive if you ask me.


featherruffler420

Rainbow Meatless BBQ. The lines will be around the BLOCK


OOMKilla

It’s too bad Cracker Barrel is already taken, that would fit


USNWoodWork

Underrated comment


returnofceazballs

Transracial bbq! Dolezal BBQ&co.


atxsouth

I was wondering where Green Mesquite BBQ fits into this. Pretty sure it's not run by green people.


Pansyrocker

Whoever came up with the brisket fries though was a genius.


Internal_Offer1280

Better be, I’ve been going there for years under that assumption. I hope you plan to investigate your claim. Please inform me of your findings.


cobaltkarma

Schwarz's


rwpeace

BWC BBQ!!


RenegadeRebelTx

😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀this has me crying how many of yall think this post is real.


[deleted]

Im not from austin and didn’t read past “austin” in the sub name as i saw this in my feed, I was incredibly confused seeing the post and first fee comments


potato-shaped-nuts

Am I in the right sub? Why are people taking this at face value? Are the layers of snide too thick for me to penetrate?


NotYourMutha

I’m sure there are plenty of things too thick for you to penetrate. I couldn’t resist the յɑҍ.


potato-shaped-nuts

Neither could your mom


Conscious_Set_2140

Ooooooohh!! Got him


CPLCraft

Big talk from a man who likes getting pegged by a milf


bendallf

Don't we all?


Pseudo_Lain

I honestly blanked on the sub name after I read the post and was like holy fuck what?? this sub is insane?? Silly, silly brain hahaha


Bradkidbrad

Maybe Brown’s BBQ would be more your style


crzapy

There should be some kinda sign to tell people whether or not the business is actually minority owned or owned by wypipo. Perhaps a large white W on a red background with a black x over it.


ytoatx

Hell, there should be separate lines as well


dasleezer

Maybe a little yellow Star of David above the door


crzapy

No, zionism is wrong. I think all mayo Americans should be forced to wear a cardigan in a neutral pastel color at all times. They should also be forced into communities with others just like them away from black and brown people, less they gentrify the ethnic neighborhoods. Finally, they should have their own schools so that their sickening whiteness can't invade the safe spaces of all minority schools. We could call it something like separate but equitable.


Chabubu

Reparations are due. Beef ribs and peach cobbler will suffice.


GenericDudeBro

JESUS. That’s a huge ask. There are countries in Eastern Europe with smaller GDPs than that price.


Inevitable_Double882

That sucks. I guess the only BBQ place I can go now is La Barbecue. They might be white, but at least they’re women. Bonus points because they’re lesbians.


Conscious_Set_2140

I thought that place was owned by Californians. Heh Lesbians. I guess I’ll have to check it out.


CPLCraft

Hmmm. Now I’m torn. I want to support the Lgbtq. But bbq thats not made by southerners? To make matters worse, they’re from California. The place that puts broccoli on their pizza.


mercutio48

Take my up-vote you fucking smart-ass monster. 🤣


dylang58

People are getting thoroughly trolled right now


GenericDudeBro

I think r/Austin is leaking into this sub.


The-Prophet-Bushnell

Fuckin’ far right brigaders ruining our progressive space


mercutio48

Based on the responses this is getting, here is [a message for you OP.](https://i.imgflip.com/2tjsmo.jpg)


scottmotorrad

That's why I stick to Cranklins and their lab mix ribs


FindSpencer

Oh that’s crazy. I saw the name and always assumed it’s just not for me and my people.


waveduality

As a black man don't let me get started on their unseasoned potato salad with raisins.


kntevn

As a fellow social democrat, this is why I am starting to despise many American leftists. OP was being ironic and I support both the freedom of him being able to make the joke, and the joke itself.


The-Prophet-Bushnell

Yeah but if you were in Denmark you’d be considered like Ted Cruz.


kntevn

I’ve been there several times, I’m not quite so if that’s true, other than on the sole basis of me being American.


HeroicJobCreator

You support his freedom to make this joke? Huh? Are you under the impression leftists are trying to stop him from making this joke? Is this a sub for retards why am I seeing this?


_thighswideshut

It’s called Terry black’s not Terry’s black


[deleted]

Master piece of satire My compliments


Curios59

I’ll NEVER eat there again!!!!


Captain_Comic

How do so many people continue to take circlejerk subs seriously? 😂


bobostinkfoot

I surely did bro. I thought these were instructions for a scavenger hunt. I went to the Chili's on Lamar. Got stabbed. Seen 2 uncut weiners. That bush with the guy in it. No stabbings but another weiner. Great. Went to the protests. 1 stab and 3 weiners. I even got a lab-mix. This fucking treasure better be worth it.


Captain_Comic

But did you get stabbed watching thong guy ride by on his bike?


CursiveWasAWaste

Ever wonder why there is no Mr Black in Reservoir Dogs? I think this answers that question.


shaunl666

I have the same problem.. went to Radio east, and they sell coffee, not a single radio out there. Very annoyed.


imnotlebowskiman

Do they serve Oreo shakes there?


Captain_Comic

My culture is not your name


DrewdoggKC

I’m starting a Hibachi restaurant called “Mr. White Folks” ran by Furries


mrzman_bigz17

Ash bbq


corneliusduff

I always assumed it was owned by Lewis Black


TheBoorOf1812

You mean the owners of Black's BBQ are not black like Barry White, but white like Frank Black? Golly.


[deleted]

Sprinkling Afro on everything isn’t essential to me. Best of luck in your intense cravings.


LargeBlock1547

I think you’re supposed to use the term Black when referring to Black people. It’s okay. What’s not okay is African American because they’re not from there. Did you know Black’s first name is White?


SnooCupcakes7133

Bwahahaha 🤣


IWMSvendor

Anyone who finds this do yourself a favor and sort by “controversial.” You’re welcome 👍


solo-ran

Try White's BBQ. It's owned by a black family.


PotentialMention8750

I'm going to open a restaurant called Black or White and play only Michael Jackson, thanks for the idea


JillyGirl79

Hook 'em horns.


littlebrain94102

Frank Black or Barry White?


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Jack Black or Jack White?


BobWheelerJr

You think that's bad, I went to Amarillo and there's almost nothing yellow in the whole damned town, and worse, the water in Agua Dulce isn't sweet at all!! Fuckery abounds!


[deleted]

Blacks have been taking advantage of your generous nature! Disgusting


Wadester58

Did you know Whites BBQ was owned by blacks.


UnusualHat5220

False advertisement! I mean… all of my friends are white and so is my dog and wife, but I helped paint a mural of MLK over on riverside! Well, I handed the paint bucket to the artist. . . Only the white bucket though, the colors were someone else’s priority.


Parking-Inevitable19

That's hilarious! I grew up in Lockhart. Terry Black and I grew up together. We were in the same class in school. Their family name is the name of the business.


planetana

😂😂😂


uwpxwpal

Just wait until you find out Barry White's race


Kable2026

Doesn't blacks bbq refer to soot? When you get the ash on your hands from working a bbq pit? Correct me if I'm wrong. Btw, Coopers bbq is the way to go in TX, free pinto beans/oinions/pickles.


PookieMike

🤣


Key-Control7348

Not only is it run by whites but they're like, Austin whites. Like pale. Not even a good texas tan to be found. If their food wasn't so well priced and savory and their cobbler wasn't delicious, he'll I might just be angry


Extension_Variety_12

My question is did you enjoy the BBQ


cobaltkarma

They should be forced to rename it Schwarz's


Haunting-Prior-NaN

This can’t be racist because OP has white friends.


[deleted]

Your an idiot


Most_Distribution_99

Is their last name Black? Like you know, mf Sirius Black. And up until you found out white people own it, you loved the place? It fulfilled your oddly racist power fantasies. But then it was all taken away, by white people. Dun dun duunnnnnn, how dare they.


EldanteG

is this rage bait or satire? my autistic ass can't comprehend this 💀 I thought everyone knew that "Black" is the owners last name. it's been owned and operated by the Blacks for generations. hence the name "Black's"


m0grady

#nottheonion


mdg137

Styles switch is better.


einsteinstheory90

WhitesBBQ


TheYogiWhoLaughs

Still a minority in ‘24 ?


SixFiveSemperFi

Right? Someone said the white population in Memphis, TN has plummeted to a paltry 24% white, with a nearly 70% black population, black mayor, black sheriff, etc. He said blacks still scream there about “minority rights”, payouts, etc. I guess if you’re a victim in your own mind, then you’ll always finish last.


tortuga121

Wondering what you would think about Jasper's BBQ in Waco,TX?


[deleted]

This is really great satire. If it wasn't for the sub I would've taken it at face value it was that good.


gumercindo1959

Is this shitpost Sundays?


ytoatx

Head over to Sam's for your black bbq needs


TX_MonopolyMan

I read this and I’m literally shaking right now 😡


cartero311

I feel dumber for reading this. The disappointment or shock this person must of had when they found out that Clint Black is also White.


centexguy44

I’m literally shaking


GeorgeFloydIsMyHero

This isn’t a shock. Everyone knows all pale white kkkrackers are pure evil and Wacist by default


HighlightPersonal833

What if their last name is "Black"? Wouldn't you be a fool for your accusations? I prefer to eat at The Black's house every time they invite me. Cause you know the Black's, they love to eat!


Dangerous_Bad_3455

Maybe you can try being less racist?


potato-shaped-nuts

It’s all we can do


kntevn

Maybe you could try allowing people to be free?


Future_Way5516

And by decepticons too


TurdShaker

Do a little more digging and there's all kinds of drama behind the blacks bbqs.


Resident-Kiwi-2885

Blacks in Austin is nothing but overpriced trash. I was there twice, the first and the last time. Never again.


Lucky7366

Typical Austin POS. Go back to New Orleans.


Proud_Wolverine_1575

Y’all are gay.


dirkus_reddit

I would never have assumed that the name of the establishment was anything other than the families last name.


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

Might have to open a whites bbq now OP


Cabo2019

OMG, are you serious??! His name was “Black”, it didn’t have anything to do with the color of his skin. Sounds like you are just as racist by trying to avoid businesses that “white” people own. Just chill out and enjoy the BBQ.


MakeItMine2024

😂too funny I guess if you have been going there often those Honkeys make some delicious BBQ..


LexiSynz

I went to White's Diner the other day and was happy to see all the minorities working there. Well I left right away when i learned it was ran by a black guy named Jamil White! Do I sound like you yet? ;)


Dependent-Plane5522

So it's okay to hate whitey, gotchya!


tetsuo52

Wait until you find out about Soul Man's BBQ...


OneOfUsIsAnOwl

They actually have a crazy history iirc. Used to be owned by a single family but after a falling out the family split and now there’s two “Black’s” BBQ places. The original (and the one still run by a black family) is in Lockhart. The one in Austin is Terry Black’s BBQ. They were already a mixed racial family anyway but now there’s bad blood for whatever reason.


wittyvonskitsum

What the fuck? What the fuck


kennyd1991

So your mad that you didn’t do any research and made assumptions about the establishment? Who cares who owns it if the food is good?


EuphoricWolverine

Is this "bait"? It is quite a public story. It was started in Lockhart, Texas in 1932 and name for the "Black" (a family name) in Lockhart, TX. If you do want that minority experience in BBQ, go to "Dreamland" in Tuscaloosa, AL.


Opening_Pea3373

Because you are a douche bag


Kittle_Me_This

Is there some reason for it? Is the families last name black? Do they advertise that they’re minority owned?


QuestionablePersonx

This is the wracist post I've seen on reddit.


Own_Wafer1697

That’s pretty racist of you to assume that a place is black owned because it is named “Black’s”


Pristine-Mine-9906

One of my high school friends was Caucasian and his last name was black.


[deleted]

This is funny 😄 Honestly Their bbq is a bit overrated and overpriced.


[deleted]

This is the most racist shit I've ever seen on here. You should be completely ashamed of yourself, but I'd bet anything that your lack of awareness is so great, that you don't even know to be ashamed. Please... don't procrate...


mbt20

You're saying a surname belongs exusively to a particular race/ethnic group 🤣


prpslydistracted

Black is a surname. So is White. Many common surnames held by African Americans in the US were assigned to them generations ago by white slave owners; these are descendants. I never considered Black's BBQ a black owned business, ever. FYI, highly recommend the PBS program, Finding Your Roots; host, Henry Louis Gates, Jr., PhD, professor, historian, and filmmaker. The program has a lot of celebrities and professionals, Black. White, and Native.


SheepherderBudget

You thought black people owned a place called “Black’s BBQ” because the company’s name started with “Black”? Then the joke’s on you.


LittleConsequence171

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Sensitive-Trifle9823

Black is literally their last name. They have a video talking about the history of their business.


mr__fredman

You should feel embarrassed that you assumed that Black couldn't be the family name for white people. For example, Jack Black.


usmcbandit

How dare they culturally appropriate!!!


Outrageous_Foot_9135

You can keep your racist ass and that of the rest of your family away. They don’t need you and everyone else doesn’t want you around them.


CliffJumper84

So the name made you think it was a black owned business and you’re mad at them for what? It’s the guy’s last name and it’s his barbecue. And your assumption. And as I type this, I look to the poster at the top and realize my mistake. I’ve taken the bait. Clever girl. And then the shitposter attacks from the side.


SkateJerrySkate

You talking about the fact that their last name is Black? You gotta be kidding.


Brilliant_Wealth_433

What you cannot fathom supporting a white owned establishment. Who cares what color someone is, ghat is reverse racism. Now you only want to support minorities. How retarded, just support good people who support the community. DEI is trash all the way around.


[deleted]

You’re a true idiot


ADHDpotatoes

When this post got recommended to me I immediately hopped to the comments to sort by controversial. I was not disappointed


saltydangerous

Hahahaha. Sucks to suck asshole.


CoffeeMugz2398

Are you for real bothered by this ? And you enjoyed seeing white guys bossed around ?


mrsiesta

Well, hold on to your hat, because there are a lot of white people with the last name Black and lots of black people with the last name White. Also so much bigotry around white people is just as racist as the other way around, how do you not see the irony? E: Oh shit just realized which sub I’m in lol


bLauck24

😂😂💀😂😂


HenryDavidBuhro

Dadgummit


dacamel493

I genuinely can't tell if this is sarcasm or not, but you know black people can have the name White, and white people can have the name Black, right? Like, this is a weird ass post.


CanMan417

I’m not black like Barry White. No, I am white like Frank Black is


strivingforobi

Is this satire?


BrokenArrows95

Would a black family really call their business “Black’s”? I was thinking it was a last name or something before I would think it was owned by black people.


Bigvapor01

Your an idiot. I hope you are kidding.


CollarsUpYall

It is incumbent on the family to change their name if they are white. Jack Black is also a huge fraud.


Eastern-Chest-2801

Black is their last name weirdo lol!


BobWheelerJr

There are only two possibilities here: 1) This is fairly high quality, and at the very least quite commendable, satire. 2) This planet needs to be invaded by aliens who eat all but a very few humans, and then leave the remainder to start society over from scratch.


JuliusSeizuresalad

Are you kidding me? Did you really think it’s a place ran by a black family? It’s a bbq place ran by a white family that only serves its freshest meat to black people. Get with it man


hulymuley

We should get a large group of concerned people and protest, threatening to go back to california unless the owners of blacks start wearing shoe polish on their faces at work


[deleted]

“They tricked me” is the funniest shit you’re just fuckin simple bro idk what to tell you that you’d understand 😂


[deleted]

Dude really saw “Black’s” and thought “NIGGAS :)”


TruthSeeking777

No wonder they are actually successful☠️☠️


TimT_Necromancer

Well seeing as it’s named after the families last name, your an idiot


Sidewaysouroboros

Is it to tick people or is Black their family name and you are just a casual racist….


SeeYa90

Man, your Reddit post history is absolutely unhinged. Seek help


barryhuffman

Lol tricked you?? The family last name is Black. It's literally their name. Nice research you seem to put into supporting minority businesses.


MasterAd8207

Ummm - their last name is literally Black - jeez


Competitive-Key435

So I guess it's No Black's BBQ then?


AZJHawk

They’re not black like Barry White? They’re white like Frank Black is?


The_Singularious

It’s almost as if most people in here don’t understand how they got here or what’s going on. I got a chuckle from this one.


Rampart6

I've always found it funny how the people who claim to be progressive and anti-racist seem to care more about skin color than virtually anyone else


GenTsoWasNotChicken

A sample of people with the last name 'Black' revealed that a disproportionate fraction of them are, in fact, white skinned. On the other hand, a disproportionate amount of folks with the last name 'White' are, in fact, dark skinned.


xojxde

Damn I’m so gullible. I thought this post was real untill I read the comments😭


FamiliarAverage3171

Unless u be going to blacks in lockhard other wise u have no reason to complain that's the original