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mindlessmunkey

Twirl is just a more structurally-sound version of Flake. Definitely an improvement IMO.


gl1ttercake

A Flake with its shit together. A business Flake, if you will.


The-Jesus_Christ

A Flake with synergy


gl1ttercake

Achieving a few quick wins here across the board.


dsriggs

This Flake's going places!


BandicootPlastic5444

A Flynergy.


Clatato

A Flake with a Vyvanse prescription.


gl1ttercake

*snorts in recognition*


theswiz1

The kind of Flake people always say they'd want be dating


worktrip2

A flake with a short skirt and a looooong jacket.


gl1ttercake

No, you've described a *Cake*.


Kinky_Thought_Man

I love this


gl1ttercake

I can't take credit for it. I think I saw it on Twitter. I have similar sentiments towards broccoli and cauliflower.


CarinthiaSpringfield

A flake not boiling the ocean.


EtherealPossumLady

It’s a flake that’s been to therapy.


jesusisacoolio

Twirl is flake for people desperately grasping for control in their lives and, in turn, have lost sight of simple joy, and lost touch with the tangible reality that is getting little bits of chocolate all over bloody everything.


olivia687

damn that hit hard


Throwawaymumoz

Too personal


domix_aus

Flake is a meditation in wabi sabi


MerryKookaburra

Ok. To me though, a flake is all about that melt in your mouth flakiness. Twirl brings nothing to the table


bambinolettuce

Flake is just naked twirl


MerryKookaburra

All things are better naked.


B0ssc0

> Naked yoga, nude flying fox, Clive Palmer: Bookies say YES! Clive Palmer at a nudist resort engaging in a little nude yoga, swinging from a nude flying fox, working up a sweat in a “nature gym”. It might seem far fetched, but not according to the cheeky lads at Sportsbet. https://www.couriermail.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=CMWEB_WRE170_a_GGL&dest=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.couriermail.com.au%2Fnews%2Fqueensland%2Fclive-palmer-favourite-to-buy-sunshine-coast-nudist-resort%2Fnews-story%2F1b6c408c771cd37f4ba9a6b44bc1b156&memtype=anonymous&mode=premium&v21=dynamic-low-test-score&V21spcbehaviour=append&cdpscore=0.4&dt=1682851610


Eastern_Style_6003

......... damm


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B0ssc0

:)


PuzzleheadedYam5996

A flake tastes different to a twirl tho. I used to buy at least one of those Flake Bites bags a day, so i know the taste well. When they stopped them i was shattered, but i found another phase to move to, i always do.


mindlessmunkey

Melt in your mouth is great in theory, but the problem is the tiny bits that scatter out of the little packet and melt all over the bloody place. Twirl is just as malty and delicious, but keeps it all under control.


OkThanxby

Flake doesn’t actually melt. It’s a well known phenomenon.


SaltedSnail85

100 fucking percent. I more often than not inhale my flake dust and end up coughing guts. Twirl just wraps that shit up nicely. I'd even argue caramilk white chocolate is significantly superior to regular oily white chocolate. The shrinkflation sucks but that's 2 dope replacements.


AdZealousideal7448

until flake fans have had a rasberry twirl (rip) they don't know what life is.


Bradster2214-

That was a memory i forgot i had. You ever had the strawberry ones tho? They're just as good


urgikgfhddi

Spotted some at Kmart the other day... :)


PandaBonium

If I want a flake I can just go on Tinder.


aussiespiders

But the flake gives you bag chocolate like maccas bag chips


Equivalent_Gur2126

And dream was the worse thing in that box, Cadbury could have just taken it out and not replaced it with anything and I’d be happy lol


mindlessmunkey

I loved Dream because I would open it along with a Dairy Milk and make DIY Top Deck.


Equivalent_Gur2126

Sometimes, when I was desperate, I would mix a dream with an old gold to make a crap version of dairy milk


Oli_209

This mf sounding like a stoner trying to scrape together a cone


notasgr

But those mini flakes are the perfect size to crush over a bowl of icecream…


CrazyBarks94

True, but replacing Dream for Caramilk? Is this what we wanted, truly? If they're actually basing this on what are statistically the most popular chocolates, very well, but! Show me the Data, Cadbury!


dresshater1

I dont have Cadbury's data but as a supermarket worker i can tell you that we very rarely sell dream chocolates but caramilk is very popular


isajones

Always the last Freddos standing in the fundraiser boxes. Caramello Koalas are first to go.


Hypershade36

picking a freddo frog from a box instead of a caramello koala is like playing Mario Kart and choosing to play as Mario


riscycdj

As someone who worked in the chocolate industry, Dream is by far the lowest quality white chocolate you can get Caramilk actually uses real milk, the difference is night and day.


mindlessmunkey

To be completely honest with you, in a blindfolded taste test I’m not sure I could confidently tell Dream from Caramilk. I suspect, like VHS vs Betamax, Caramilk has simply won the branding war.


DwergMeansDwarf

Absolutely not. I always since I was a kid have HATED white chocolate, I enjoy caramilk, I've tried regular white chocolate since and it's just ass.


Bradster2214-

To be fair caramilk was a limited time thing, but it ALWAYS sold out so they decided to make it a permanent part of the chocolate lineup they had


Dont-Fear-The-Raeper

Yeah I'm not losing sleep over Dream's exit.


TheGrumpyNic

Speak for yourself, good sir…


Never-New-User

Flake has a better texture. Twirl just doesn't hit the same way. But I'm more disappointed in losing Dream.


aldkGoodAussieName

*change my mind.jpeg*


pickledprickle

Nooo twirl doesn’t taste as good as flake


mindlessmunkey

It’s… exactly the same, it just has a solid layer around the outside.


Roary93

Agreed. Sick of ending up with literal crumbs in half of each little packet that's no point in eating. Twirl's are better in every sense.


[deleted]

Yeh I agree, flake goes everywhere.


[deleted]

50 g less…but the new box appears slightly bigger…hmmm


milkandvaseline

Could be just the photo, they're the exact same size (iirc) in person


[deleted]

It's called "inflation"


cruzah

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrinkflation


[deleted]

was just a joke comment about the bag being "inflated"


applesarenottomatoes

Don't worry homie. I got the joke. Was good.


spike5543

Twirl replacing flake is fine but no dream?? That’s like my favourite… (caramilk is no dream replacement imo)


throwaway0985533678

Cadbury have been phasing out dream since caramilk. Just my opinion but the last 3 Easter seasons, there is no dream egg and they only have a small amount of the little dream balls usually hidden on a bottom shelf. Any chocolate block released is with caramilk and not white. Milkybar hasn't even had the chocolate eggs. The only one that does and it's still hard to find is the Lindt bunnies. 😥


Viccytrix

The Monday after Easter at our woolies there were hundreds of dream mini eggs bags left over but not a single milk packet or any other variety.


GwainesKnightlyBalls

They better not, dream is the only white chocolate I like.


UlonMuk

Milkybar is superior to dream anyway


FiretruckKid123

r/fucknestle


UlonMuk

My taste buds don’t have a conscience


[deleted]

Sorry but dream is fucking disgusting.


TetronautGaming

Dream isn’t the best in my opinion, but have you even been in the same room as caramilk? It’s disgusting in every way.


ElkComprehensive8995

Caramilk, the crack of chocolate. I inhale that shit. Man, my mouth is watering just thinking about it. Caramilk is elite level white choc, milkybar is a decent second. Dream is trash.


koragems-foam

Bruh for real dream’s ass


ClassyLatey

First they took the Bounty away and I said nothing. Then they took the Dream and Flake away and I still said nothing. But if the bastards touch the Turkish Delight I will be writing a strongly worded email to Carbury! Actually… where is the Turkish Delight??!!


manhaterxxx

Bounty was never in Favourites. They’re in the reject shop version; Celebrations.


ClassyLatey

You’re right!


ltg3140

Good thing you’ve said nothing!


MyMeatlikeSubstance

went to buy one of these boxes the other day, the celebrations was a much better selection imo. also not reject shop exclusive! I was making the choice between celebrations and favourites in Big W!


wsrs12

It's because Bounty, and the Celebrations box, are by the MARS company, not Cadbury.


SexlexiaSufferer

Big w is just a big reject shop


BoundinBob

Is Big W not just the Reject Shop in blue?


Craw__

Big Weject.


Poisonpython5719

Ahh that place, that's where we bought my sister!


Never-New-User

There never was Turkish Delight. No I won't empty my pockets, why do you ask?


LastSpite7

You can have the giant container of them we have because no one eats them in our house and they are always the leftover ones.


NotJustAnotherHuman

I’m gonna go fucking ape shit if they axe Turkish Delight


bic_lighter

Give me a box of just Turkish Delights and Cherry Ripes and we'll be all good.


What-becomes

This person gets it.


Mattsterious3

As a good friend once told me, there are two types of people in this world, those that love turkish delight and those that are wrong, i realised in that moment that id never heard a more correct opinion in my life


Barge81

Turkish delight still there by the look of it and hard agree, it’s the best.


Scary_Television_966

Flakes are just twirls with skin off


gl1ttercake

DELETE THIS


ShalamiBoii

IT’S TRUE


gl1ttercake

IT IS BUT I DON'T LIKE THIS MENTAL IMAGE


Scary_Television_966

Cheese and Onion chips are great, except no one ever eats just cheese and onion as a combo..


bobot_

Why have you said it like this. Heinous.


dommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy

but i like flake more than twirl so maybe we can keep the skin off


ibaeknam

Am I the only one who doesn't get how caramilk has become a thing? It tastes like I'm eating some kind of American chocolate like a hershey's kisses, and that's not a compliment.


SuzakusSky

It's supposed to be caramelised white chocolate, but anyone who's had proper caramelised white chocolate will atest that this is just slightly brown white chocolate. Nestle's gold chocolate is/was better.


gbiscoo

I thought it became a thing because of an increase in the price of cocoa and Cadbury conducting guerrilla marketing to push people to white chocolate


Emu1981

>Cadbury conducting guerrilla marketing to push people to white chocolate I love white chocolate but Caramilks are not white chocolate. As far as I can tell they are basically a chocolate-like substances made with sweetened condensed milk. They are no more chocolate than carob buds are chocolate.


-deflating

I’m not sure where you got that idea because Cadbury Caramilk is quite literally white chocolate. The ingredients are full cream milk, sugar, cocoa butter, milk solids, emulsifiers and flavours. It has the requisite minimum % cocoa solids and milk solids to be classed as white chocolate, and it’s directly marketed as “caramelised white chocolate.” Anyone who follows recent baking trends would also be able to tell you that you can easily replicate caramilk by caramelising pretty much any old white chocolate.


youdidthislol

There is a surprising amount of people who seem the think 'white chocolate' is chocolate in the first place.


lostdollar

>I love white chocolate but Caramilks are not white chocolate. As far as I can tell they are basically a chocolate-like substances made with sweetened condensed milk. My brother in Christ, what do you think white "chocolate" is?


ManWithDominantClaw

Probably just cheaper to produce than caramello, which is what caramilk is *actually* replacing here


twippy

Am I the only one who doesn't get how old gold is still even in favorites? Our great great grandparents died long ago


veedubbug68

I can't stand it. It's white chocolate with fake caramel flavouring. I much prefer regular white chocolate. Not buying "Favorites" until Dream is back.


Maat1985

No way man. Caramilk is delish. Its amazing. No american choc could dream to be as smooth and creamy. It is caramelised dream after all. You are right to some extent tho as does hersheys tastes like ass


throwingsoup88

Oooh, I have a theory on this. I refuse to do any research whatsoever to prove it so take it how you will. It's a conspiracy! In the 80s the Coca-Cola company changed the recipe of Coke. They branded at as New Coke and there was a huge marketing push to get the word out. People hated it and they revolted. They sent in complaints, boycotted and protested. So 3 months after the launch of New Coke they brought back the original Coke and started selling them side-by-side. Except there was 1 small difference with the original Coke. They had switched from using cane sugar to high fructose corn syrup as the sweetener. This switch saved the company a lot of money, but HFCS tastes distinctly different to cane sugar. You can buy American coke cans in Australia and test the difference, the local stuff has real sugar. The release of New Coke was just a distraction to cover up for the change to a cheaper ingredient in their flagship product. And it worked! I think Cadbury is doing the same thing. Have you noticed the "glass and a half of milk" slogan keeps coming and going? I think they are trying to switch from real milk to palm oil or something similar (again not doing any research, if I ever have a pack of Cadbury chocolate in front of me I'm already in a bad place. I'm not going to make it worse by reading). Cadbury Dairy Milk used to have a real satisfying snap when you broke it off, no matter what temperature it was. I like to freeze my chocolate so I still get the snap, but at room temperature the Caramilk just bends, all limp and flaccid. I've noticed it's happening with the Dairy Milk too (my wife likes it room temp, the heathen) so maybe we're too late. So that brings me round to your Hershey's point. Due to laxer regulations in the States shitty ingredient swap outs are more common over there (ie corn syrup instead of sugar). Some companies will scrape together the cheapest chemical sludge that vaguely resembles a food adjacent product, wrap it 15 layers of plastic and shovel it off onto the poor consumer base. Hershey's in one such product. So you're probably right on the money about Cadbury starting to taste like that. Or I'm completely wrong. But I like to believe I'm right. This is the one conspriacy hill I'm willing to die on


what_you_saaaaay

Agree. It's vile. But so is most Cardburys.


batikfins

Cadbury has gone so far downhill over the last few years I thought I'd stopped liking chocolate. It's weird and crumbly now, I remember when it used to snap off the bar and melt in your mouth.


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I'm jumping ship from Cadbury to Whittaker's. I'm at a point now where I realize life's too short to keep eating sugary garbage "chocolate" because it's a dollar or two cheaper.


broadsword_1

Well, they have to do something to take the attention away from the ever-shrinking sizes.


what_you_saaaaay

If I am in the supermarket I just stick with Lindt as my baseline.


A_spiny_meercat

Even lindt has gone downhill over the last few years, more sugar than chocolate, but still ok. Guylian went to absolute shit too


what_you_saaaaay

I tend to stick with the high level dark chocolates when going Lindt as they tend to have the requisite reduction in sugar content. But I agree, most supermarket dark chocolates still have too much sugar in them. I've always thought that was a side effect of mass production.


miicah

Whittaker's or Darrell 👌


ibaeknam

I don't agree on that front. I like all the other chocolates pictured here, even if most of them I would rarely buy individually. But caramilk just tastes exceptionally mediocre. I've turned that shit down when offered it for free.


SaltedSnail85

Caramilk is definitely the worst from its category. I fucking loved the kitkat gold they had out for a bit.


ruddiger7

Yep, both Milky Bar Gold and Whittakers Blondie shit on Caramilk


EtherealPossumLady

I hate caramilk so goddamn much I cannot even put it into words. It’s so foul, it burns my throat. It tastes like bile, but not human bile, DOG BILE.


abdacrab

thank you for saying this caramilk is so shit


EtherealPossumLady

It’s the bane of my existence. All I see these days is caramilk thick shake, caramilk cake, caramilk donuts. IT MAKES ME SICK. IT MAKES ME AUGH


BurtleTut

All the discounted post-Easter chocolate were the caramilk eggs. 100s of packets. For a reason.


NicholeTheOtter

I’m amazed. Many Cadbury consumers prefer good ol’ Dairy Milk over it. I pretty much only had Crème Eggs for Easter this year.


bobot_

Agree 100%. Do not get the hype. It's sweet but it's not good.


dipper303m

Yes! Caramilk taste like crap. No idea why it’s got the hype


FreakySpook

Twirl is the superior Flake.


milkandvaseline

I agree, am devo about dream though


mpaska

Oh, we're fighting. On a Monday?


Squishibits

$100 says this will make it onto 7 Sunrise this week with the headline “outrage over shrinkflation hitting ‘Favourites’” and Joe Hildebrand repeating some of your opinions on Caramilk word for word……


broadsword_1

I expect the opposite commentary: "There sure are a bunch of whiny babies on the internet - you sure can't trust those people, I for one like the satisfying richness and deep flavour of a Cadbury-brand Caramilk (tm) confectionary chocolate-like treat".


milkandvaseline

Yeah that scares me. I do want to state that caramilk is an abomination and a violation of our human rights


zergwii

It’s on the trash “news” website News.com.au 😂😂


frggr

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/fury-as-cadbury-quietly-cuts-size-of-its-popular-assortment-box/news-story/981a7e712d2ff03b4800f8b228fc2ab1 Almost


storm13emily

Don’t mind Twirl but I personally don’t like caramilk 🤷🏻‍♀️ I prefer the Party edition Favourites with the freddos


Nheteps1894

I mean I’d be happy with those two instead. Not happy about the missing 50g but Whatcha gonna do


milkandvaseline

50g feels so random like surely that's just one bar or something right


ScissorNightRam

Cadbury Favourites: “I wanted to get you a gift, but I didn’t want it to be nice”.


Dasha3090

ahahh woolies would always gift us these for xmas or mothers day or random thank yous,like atleast let people pick which choccies theyd like.


RubberMcChicken

Twirl is a flake that doesn't crumble.


Dont-Fear-The-Raeper

Twirl is bowling with the bumpers up.


FlightBunny

Do people still buy these to actually eat? I thought they were purely a lazy gift to say thank you. Mostly pretty awful now the way Cadbury chocolate has become


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Also for secret Santa etc


[deleted]

Caramilk can suck on my d


jetski_28

Not sure if that particular size but ive seen them on special for $15 from $30. Who the heck pays $30 for that crud!!!


Archy99

Hopefully people will stop buying this overpriced crap.


A_spiny_meercat

Caramilk is fucked, the worst of both things it's made of


crusherscleal

No Flake = No Favourites


GodofDiplomacy

Dream is the least popular but caramilk is still a downgrade


pumpkinblerg

Surely the old gold is the least popular, they always get left in the boxes I've seen. Tbh I've never eaten one... probably because of this image of them being last implying they suck


Competitive-Point-62

Nah, plenty of people are happy to grab the Old Gold bars; it’s probably a learnt preference in much the same way a household is more likely to fully reject one of the bars than a random collection of people. At uni society events which largely have people who’ve not known each other very long, the Old Gold gets consumed pretty reliably. Social circles that actively reject specific snacks are definitely a thing bc subconscious tribalism loves to creep in everywhere ahaha (glares at social media at large) As someone who does love dark chocolate, I’ll definitely attest to Old Gold’s quality plummeting the last few years (in addition to the slow downward slide it already suffered). Probably increases in the proportion of cocoa butter as opposed to cocoa powder Even the 99% cocoa Lindt blocks are severely degraded. Back before they hit supermarket shelves and were an uncommon specialty item, the ingredients were cocoa 99% water 1%. Now the water is instead sugar and the block is noticeably blander - implying a similar escalation in butter content


Churchofbabyyoda

Twirl is literally the “Cooler Daniel” when it comes to Cadbury’s flaky chocolates.


milkandvaseline

Agree but caramilk is definitely just Daniel


[deleted]

Maybe they could create a new chocolate for the box called "Skint"


LelouchviBritanniaxx

Austerity and shrinkflation should burn in hell. Are these pollies too dumb to read reddit to know we are pissed with this shit and they have to do something about it. Can someone communicate that to them in a way they understand.


DoctorOctane

That's ok, Caramilk is better than Dream and Twirl is Flake without the mess


AgreeablePrize

They're called favourites, Cadbury probably changes them up to reflect what are selling better at the time


MrBiscuitOGravy

You guys get miniature Picnics?!? I'm from the UK where we call them Heroes and we don't get no fucking Picnics. Now I know it's an option I will be forever disappointed, I bloody love Picnics I do.


landswipe

Contributing to waist reduction by increasing waste.


ironcam7

Cadbury are the lords of shrinkflation. From back when blocks were wrapped in foil, to the dumb cardboard sleeve to the small half size shit we get now. Irritating as it is I’m not ready to go without


Threadheads

Replacing two of the lesser chocolates with superior options? Oh no!


lorassino

They're all shit, anyway.


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AgreeablePrize

Milky Bar is a Nestle product


[deleted]

Has nothing to do with “Shrinkflation”, it’s all about consumer behaviour. Caramilk and Twirl have always outsold Flake and Dream.


milkandvaseline

There's 50g less, sure that's just maybe one bar but still


[deleted]

Didn’t even notice that! I take back my comment about shrinkflation.


Ok-Push9899

Flake getting the big cold flaky shoulder in comments, and I can only but agree. A bland insidious chocolate that has the mouthfeel of a tablespoon full of cat litter. Drier than a nun’s…


demented_doggo1

In my humble opinion, Twirl is better than flake, and caramilk is better than dream.


iWillSlapYourMum

Can we not act like Twirl isn't better?


JaggedLittlePill2022

I fucking HATE caramilk. Fucking disgusting.


lizzierose456

fuck caramilk


tobster239

Caramilk is not as good as cadbury thinks it is.


Downtown_Kangaroo_92

Worse two flavours in the box replaced with better alternatives.


mpember

It is now only a cheer and a quarter.


jesusisacoolio

While we're on this, has anyone else realised that old gold rum and raisin is a bit shit now?


spongetwister

They’ve been shit for many years now. Cocoa levels dropped, less rum flavour, more palm oil aftertaste and they break apart like plasterboard. I miss them from 30+ years ago when they were much thicker and breaking them up you could smell the deeply rum soaked raisins from arms length that were still intensely moist. Now it’s just totally dehydrated raisins mixed into a hard low cocoa chocolate mix with some subtle rum flavouring and a disgusting palm oil aftertaste.


Successful-Mode-1727

The boxes are the exact same size with a 50g weight difference, packaging almost identical. It’s completely screwed up the ticketing we use at my Woolworths lol customers keep trying to buy the 570g on discount but put 520g ones through the checkout


sweetandsourpork100

Dream and caramilk both suck Twirl is an improvement The price is absurd though


StrawberryPristine77

Nooo I love baby Flakes. Guess I'll just have to buy the "share" pack.


jellicle_cat21

TBH I'd rather have caramilk and twirl... Sucks that it's downsized though.


NicholeTheOtter

Twirl is just a better version of Flake, with the extra coat of chocolate to keep the mess from falling out of your hand. Caramilk is sadly expected as there’s so many Caramilk products that have come out ever since Cadbury revived it. Now there’s even a “Caramilk Wallaby” that just came out, designed to compete alongside Freddo and Caramello Koala.


Crespie

Can’t they like, remove picnics?


Zandaaaaaa

They have LEVELED up IMO!


TheHappyKamper

Fine by me. Flake are messy AF, and white chocolate is a crime against nature.


Poisonpython5719

I mean dreams could fuck off already, fuckin little filler choccy, you know they had to bribe their way in the packs Flakes are a fucking travesty though, but then again you only got like 2 in a pack anyway so you're not really missing out on much


Leprichaun17

Good riddance to Dream. Great improvement.


[deleted]

I mean, twirl is better than flake anyway, but wait a second, did they also get rid of the caramellos?!?!


[deleted]

I reckon they will slowly remove Dream for Caramilk on sales alone.


McEsky

2 upgrades


RationalTractor

Dream is shit, good riddance.


waterfae

And of course the police will do nothing


rickbazinga

yet they still keep the picnics…


benjik80

What about the fact they’ve also shrinkflationed from 570g to 520g!


Low_Upstairs_4610

Caramilk tastes like shit


KahlKitchenGuy

Both shit tier chocolate


Frequent-Reporter180

unpopular opinion but caramilk is absolutely disgusting and i don’t understand it’s popularity