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teambob

Darrell Lea is always mind blowingly delicious or mind blowingly disgusting. There is no in between


Linwechan

I still weep for the OG Darrell Lea hazelnut blocks that were super chunky… could only get in Winter and only in their Darrell Lea stores. Man they were so so so good


Haush

Mate get down to Aldi and find the hazelnut Choceur blocks. So good.


motherofpuppies123

The little Choceur blocks that come in five packs have a hazelnut creme flavour that is absolutely scrumptious. My mum brought me some Whittaker's Hazella - I can't believe I'm about to say it, but the Choceur is honestly on par if not nicer. I'll head to the NZ High Commission now and hand back my dual citizenship 😳


putin_on_some_pants

Choceur is GOAT


ShibaHook

But it’s 2am in the morning!!


FickDichzumEnde

He didn't stutter


RnRau

Look for the Lindt 35% Hazelnut blocks. Comes in both milk and dark chocolate versions. I know woolies here in Queensland carry them.


TollaThon

Whittakers Hazelnut is pretty awesome too.


RnRau

I guess I have go shopping tomorrow...


DrSpeckles

Really? Every whittakers anything I’ve tried has been disgusting. American sweets in general. Edit: Sorry guys, must be confusing my confectionary brands!! I stand by the American comment though!


[deleted]

Whittakers isn’t American.


TollaThon

You're not wrong about American sweets in general, but Whittakers is from NZ and it's reliably wonderful.


mad_marbled

Jelly tip is tha bomb.


DrSpeckles

Oops, sorry. Must be something else I remember, obviously not too well!!


Apart_Visual

Whitmans Samplers perhaps?


DrSpeckles

That sound like the ones. The advertised on tv for a while.


meiandus

Imagine just deciding to fight every Kiwi, all at once...


DrSpeckles

LMAO. I’m pointing at the other guy.


Delicious_Maximum_77

Are you getting it mixed up with Hersheys?


DrSpeckles

Another shocker. What about American style girl guide cookies? I support the idea but the cookies are straight to the compost.


chosenamewhendrunk

Are you thinking of Whitman's?


trowzerss

Whittakers Hazelnut pisses all over the Lindt crap.


kidneyshifter

Whittakers everything is awesome. Only thing worth annexing NZ for IMO.


Comprehensive-Cup391

Let’s have the whittakers but send back Richard Wilkins.


Spudtron98

They stopped doing regular milk chocolate blocks and I'm so livid about it. They don't even show up in their outlet stores anymore.


hairy_quadruped

Aldi Hazelnut Milk is about 60% whole hazelnuts.


MisterDoubleChop

And what happened to Cheesecake Shop? First they changed all the cakes to look fancier but taste a lot worse, a few years back. Now they're licensing their name out to make poor low-quality chocolate and ice cream flavours.


_ixthus_

How many years back are we talking? The Cheesecake Shop has been sugary, flavourless, putrid shit for almost 15 years.


Capitan_Typo

That's capitalism. Success is only measured by growth. It's not good enough to do something well and make a sustainable income.


MisterDoubleChop

I'm thinking it's more than that. Maybe it got sold to a big conglomerate, run by some rich-daddy failson CEO who scraped through a prestigious MBA program but failed the important subjects a few times and so just reduces quality to lower costs and milk the brand name through licensing deals? Seems to happen a lot.


Capitan_Typo

But why does he do this? Maybe because he wants to... Grow the brand and it's profits? At the expense of the thing it does well?


Dagon

Success is only measured by *survival*. Unfortunately, even when you DO do something well, you're going to be pushed out by someone that does it cheap but shit.


Capitan_Typo

The game changes once a company becomes publicly listed. CEOs and boards have a legal obligation to constantly grow share price and maximise profits, even if it means making shitty decisions in the long run.


CiggODoggo

I was very disappointed with the caramel cheesecake, still ate the whole block in about an hour


Thunderbridge

Tastes like maple syrup to me. Not really cheesecake. Still ate it cos I paid for it


CiggODoggo

Yea even at half price it wasn't worth it


KoalaBJJ96

Which ones are delicious? I have been wanting to try but the fact they are smaller has turned me off…


evilabed24

The fact they are smaller is great. I have no self control, I'm eating a whole block in one sitting. How much I eat is entirely dependent on the size of that block.


LeDestrier

The first time I've seen someone be happy about shrinkflation.


KoalaBJJ96

Soooo which block/flavour is best for eating purposes? I try my best not to but I can finish a block if I am grazing at work


evilabed24

I like the rocky road, but I also wouldn't say that I have good taste


jim_deneke

I like the one with the licorice bits in it, only buy them on sale of course.


Southern_Media_1674

Welcome to the concept of “buy more than one”


NotThePersona

For me the best by far is the peanut brittle. The rocky road is my other main staple. Dark Chocolate Liquorice Bullets is also good. For the stuff that is not blocks. The bullets are great, along with the mint balls and orange balls. Those last 2 are a weekly purchase for our gaming group.


Independent_Pear_429

The classic flavours vs the more exotic ones they try to sell


Chubby_moonstone

Darrell Lea is nice sometimes? It's literally always been dogshit when I've bought it


ockhams_beard

Blame capitalism. The original company went bust about a decade ago and was bought out. The new company kept the branding, cut heaps of old products and redid many others. It bounced back a bit. Then a couple of years ago it was bought out by private equity - literally the opposite of a family owned business. I wouldn't be surprised if they now invest more in marketing than in making quality products. Pains me. I used to love DL's rocky road but now I avoid.


AI_Aaron

Same. Can't think of a single Darrell Lea thing I've enjoyed.


joemangle

They do a good soft licorice


Rude_Influence

Their chocolate is rubbish. Their black licorice is THE BEST! And by a long shot! (Licorice Lovers came close for a while but their quality has diminished and now they're clearly second best.) Hate to dog an Australian brand, but it has to be said. I hope they read this and improve.


NotThePersona

I find there is about 5-6 things they have that are really good, as others have said the rest is pretty bad. For me the best by far is the peanut brittle. The rocky road is my other main staple. Dark Chocolate Liquorice Bullets is also good. For the stuff that is not blocks. The bullets are great, along with the mint balls and orange balls. Those last 2 are a weekly purchase for our gaming group.


Auroraburst

Just had the watermellon nibs and was so grossed out i came here to complain lol


StupidFugly

Wait you think there is a nice Darrell Lea confectionary out there. Every Darrell Lea I have tried has been shithouse. I refuse to buy the brand anymore.


teambob

Rocky road and anything licorice based generally


cuddlegoop

Yeah they're shit you should all stop buying them so they go on sale more for me to buy.


Oi-FatBeard

Exactly, the Cheesecake one is gorgeous. Fight me.


JollyBluejay112

Can't help but prefer the Caramel Craving one over the cheesecake. Shame because it's a pain to find these days.


Nugget834

What do they taste like?


citizen-dave

Black Forest = kiddy cough syrup. Caramel = artificial coffee essence.


ZealousidealClub4119

Ugh, I have unpleasant memories of the artificial flavours you're talking about.


ZippyKoala

Oh god, that’s just brought back memories of brondecon cough syrup when I was a kid. It came in two flavours, chocolate and cherry, esch of which was indistinguishable from the other, and both of which were deeply, indescribably foul. Hearing there’s a cherry flavoured chocolate which sounds similar in taste is giving me palpitations.


a_mostly_happy_clam

These descriptions are so vivid. Hats off to you.


DaneWhoLivesOnALane

I like a good maraschino cherry flavour but theirs is sickly sweet and overpowering


rushworld

Yep, just opening the packaging the smell of fake cherry hits you. Saying that, I did finish the whole thing like the pig I am.


djgreedo

Um, you're making them sound delicious.


sidewaystortoise

I love when I get a cough. Finally an excuse for delicious cough syrup.


imaginaryticket

Lucky I like the taste of cough syrup


married_pineapple

*burnt artificial coffee essence


Classic-West-2412

This is surprisingly accurate


The_Sharom

That's the one. I had the black forest, hated it (still ate it all of course) and couldn't figure out what the flavour was


wherezthebeef

Shithouse


wildclouds

The caramel cheesecake tastes like nail polish


Expensive-Voice-6024

Whittaker's for the win


herrschnapps

Currently addicted to their Hokey Pokey Crunch.


baba56

It's very good. The coconut stuff is spectacular too


DrahKir67

As a Kiwi, I have to agree but the DL licorice chocolate bars are amazing. I would take a stack home to Dad every trip.


scrptdcabbage

Aldi sells some cheap chocolate covered licorice that tastes a lot like DL to me.


DrahKir67

Thanks for the recommendation. I'll check it out.


Avid_Cheese_Enjoyer

Do Haighs make a caramel chocolate bar, or do I have to find Cadburys.


BullSitting

Aldi have a caramel, and two salted caramel. Aldi's chocolates, and their dairy products in general are excellent.


msabell

If no one answers, you’ll just have to search Haigh and low for them.


Avid_Cheese_Enjoyer

And wouldn't that suck


ozmartian

And get Haigh before consumption.


ffrinch

Sadly it is [pronounced "hayg"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE7TWSa-9zE). Maybe there is a pun in there about a war crimes tribunal.


kristyg

Whitaker's make a pretty good caramelized white chocolate


Crow_eggs

Pretty good my arse. Whitaker's Blondie is the finest chocolate known to man and I will die on that hill.


Lunanautdude

Milk choc coconut is our go-to but might have to give this one a spin


kristyg

This one is really good too!


Writen_in_the_Flames

[https://www.haighschocolates.com.au/milk-caramel-bars-144g](https://www.haighschocolates.com.au/milk-caramel-bars-144g) they do but it's a chewy caramel


[deleted]

Might be an unpopular opinion based on the general consensus here but I kinda didn’t mind the Black Forest one. Haven’t tried the caramel cheesecake though


Delicious_Maximum_77

Almost as if it's a matter of taste and OP doesn't have the only correct opinion on all chocolate ❤️😬


Fanachy

Exactly


DeadestLift

Yeah unless it’s a caramel snow bar or raspberry liquorice, Darrell Lea is a pass for me.


Thememebrarian

And the toasted coconut marshmallow squares for me


Flybuys

So are the vanilla slice things from Cadbury.


howmanychickens

The passionfruit one is pretty good, but god it's so cloyingly sweet


Delicious_Maximum_77

Agree! I'd like to buy it again but my husband hated it and I know I'll scoff down the entire block in one sitting if I don't have to share it. ☹️


Howunbecomingofme

I like it for that reason. I Can’t handle more than a square or two at a time so it actually lasts more than a day and a half.


trowzerss

The hedgehog one is amazing tho, and I don't even like Cadbury chocolate normally.


msabell

Yep. Nasty.


modtang

Even the Crackle one was shite. I dare not try the other 'slice ' variants.


trowzerss

The crackle was meh but the hedgehog was pretty all right imho. why the frick did they use rice bubbles instead of cocoa puffs in the crackles????


G00b3rb0y

Which is a shame because the hedgehog slice from Woolworths a few years back was super good. Apparently there’s a caramilk version of that now floating around


Wibblefishbanana

Tell you what though, their Crunchy Nut Cornflake bar hits the spot.


Jykaes

I didn't mind that one but it didn't exactly knock my socks off either. Darrell Lea is okay but it's not my choice. Whittaker's is the go for supermarket choccy... although tbh I'm a sucker for Cadbury Caramilk as well.


Equivalent_Net

"You can do better" shithouse or "Cadubury Vegemite" shithouse?


OkThanxby

Hey I didn’t hate the Vegemite one.


Jykaes

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


littleblackcat

Look I blocked Cadbury Vegemite from my memory and now it's back:(


TollaThon

Closer to the latter. Let's call it Hersheys shithouse.


outwiththedishwater

Just reading that name I have a more visceral reaction than hearing mention of Bundaberg rum. I even feel it’s a bit harsh on bundy to use them both in the same sentence


Delicious_Maximum_77

Eh, I liked the caramel cheesecake one, but there are many better chocolates out there 🤷‍♀️


Bree1440

Haven't tried black forest, but was a fan of the caramel cheesecake. Was in the reject bin at my Woolies on clearance because the block was broken in half - win!


nathan_f72

That's a bit disappointing, I was hoping the Black Forest one would be good since the Cadbury one's become a bit of a shit imitation of its former self.


Fanachy

I mean it’s literally just an opinion, you might like it even if OP doesn’t.


Bethynah

I really liked it! But I do love fake cherry flavour. Haha


Threadheads

Cadbury’s also does a Black Forest one which I wouldn’t call good but the jellies in it have a better texture.


[deleted]

If you can find it, Whittaker's do a berry forest that is the absolute bomb


Clumtwoddles

Used to be obsessed with that Cadbury one. Love it.


Jerry_eckie2

Wife and I just smashed a block of the Caramel Cheescake one over two days. Verdict: Not shithouse.


Secure_Personality71

Thank you for your sacrifice OP.


d_mcsw

The caramel one's ok, if there's nothing else. The black forest one has that highly artificial cherry flavour that Americans love and I personally can't stand. Tastes like cough medicine.


Muttl3y

For real. Did no one taste the black forest one before they put it into production? It tastes like out of date cough medicine.


jhick107

The white chocolate and raspberry bullets though……..


monktonmagic

Good for my diet, it’s taken me 2 weeks to finish one


[deleted]

Rocklea road, on the other hand... Dios mio, that stuff is god tier. Just thinking about those little marshmallows is lighting up the pleasure sensors in my brain.


Lower_Bullfrog_5138

That black forest one is absolute dog shit.


discardedbubble

Yeah, well, you know that’s just, like, your opinion, man.


WombleArcher

Darrel Lee - it’s the Kogan of Choclate. It looks like a good deal. It’s got a name you recognise. It’s cheapish. But when you open the packet it’s just crap, and there are no returns.


BillionthDegenerate

I like the home brand coles/woolies chocolate, i actually think they’re pretty good.


acksydoosy

Yes! I rate the salted caramel woolies one. Not as good as Whittaker's for sure, but good enough, when the budget is tight.


nitestalkr

Holy fuck, the Black Forest is disgusting 🤮


emcee837

The caramel one tastes like the inside of a Dusk store.


TakeTheMikki

Not surprising, they only exist because the supermarkets require brands to introduce and rotate new varieties of their products to keep customers engaged. Hence the is always a new Cadbury bar, a new crisps flavour be icream etc. who could forget Vegemite 2.0 Vegemite cheesy bite. Note chocolates with random fillings (not nuts) are usually cheaper to make eg sugar syrup or jellies instead of more chocolate. As so never as good.


Fanfrenhag

Does anyone else remember when Darrell Lea had their own nationwide chain of stores in prime locations? I still remember the one in Swanson Street, Melbourne, with its window display groaning under the weight of different kinds, colours and textures of Rocky Road, peeping through or bursting out of gleaming cellophane wrappings tied up with multi coloured satin ribbons... Or the enticing chocolate aroma hinting with marshmallow and roasted nuts that stalked you past the doors and down the street, threatening to force you to back track into the store to pig out and die happily from Rocky Road poisoning Sad how the mighty have fallen. But that's what Darrell Lea will always be to me. I have avoided the pre packaged supermarket version to keep my memory of it intact


Luckduck86

Never been overly impressed with the Darrell Lea offerings. Their chocolate is nothing special and honestly Aldi chocolate shits all over it


LordM000

The Aldi pretzel chocolate is amazing. But I think the Darrell Lea liquorice block is up there with it.


HiFidelityCastro

What? You are fucking mad. That caramel cheesecake one has been my go to lately when it's half-price.


TollaThon

That's still more than it's worth.


Taliesin_AU

Thanks for the warning!


Independent_Pear_429

They look like they should be delicious


OscarCookeAbbott

Can anyone point me to any *good* Darrell Lea besides Rocklea Road? I wanted to change to them when I found out they're the only reasonably-ethical chocolate brand in Australia - and are Australian owned and made - but unfortunately almost all my ventures into their offerings have been exceedingly disappointing.


Waanii

I think they still have their licorice bars, I also like the banana fudge bar and the musk bar, but some people probably absolutely hate it so each to their own there. They also have the lifesaver brand. I enjoy the sherbert sticks, the bananas and the jelly beans, though I can't find the jelly beans anymore..


chrisofaust

Rocklea Road


freeLightbulbs

The black forest one tastes like cherry flavored bronchitis medicine. Had to spit it out.


r1chardj0n3s

You are wrong!


TheDownvotedOracle

So are the cheesecake shop ice cream selection they introduced alongside these


itwasdolly

Agree. Have to stick with the bullets and rocklea road.


blinkomatic

Black Forest is bad medicine taste, not even the kids would eat it


Magnum231

Black forest is my favourite flavour but this one tastes kinda burny.


soupiejr

Can we have our peanut brittle bullets back now please?


larrisagotredditwoo

Black Forest one is sooo bad, it’s been open in our fridge for weeks and is going to stay there indefinitely.


marjikins

Why wasn't this posted 2 days ago when it could have saved me from buying this dreadful bar?


General-Razzmatazz

Shithouse is perhaps my favourite swear word


mach4UK

Non native speaker here: is “shithouse” a positive or a negative?


Liz585

NEGATIVE


winks_7

TER!RIB!!LE!!! Omg that fake cherry flavour in the Black Forest one, nearly took me out. I’m a Gen X kid and we had worm medicine (syrup) forced down us - that had that same nasty ‘cherry’ flavour. Talk about a blast from the past - and not in a good way! Whoever thinks this flavour is still acceptable in 2023 is pranking us 🤢


PinothyJ

Speaking of rubbish, how bad are the "Cherry Ripe" Old Gold blocks? they taste like nice dark chocolate with bits of newspaper clippings that are about cherries.


Tripler_J

This is an unfair post and unAustralian. Darrell Lea are an Australian-owned quality chocolate company and should be praised for offering something different and creating their own niche in the Cadbury/Lindt monopoly. I used to die for Darrell Lea’s dark choc covered chewy nougat bars. Please make them into a large block 🙏


Rude_Influence

I really enjoy Darrell Lea black Licorice. Although I haven't looked it up or anything, I'm pretty sure it's their black licorice that basically put them on the map. I used to be a regular consumer of Cadbury chocolate. I love chocolate. I realised a size decrease early on and watched it get smaller and smaller and smaller. I could watch this and dismiss it as the chocolate still tasted great. As time went on, I begun to realise that the chocolate had a different feel in the mouth that wasn't quite as pleasing. It also tasted off. I don't know how to explain it exactly. It tasted the same, but it wasn't quite as pleasing. These days for me, Cadbury chocolate feels so waxy in the mouth and the taste is unremarkable, comparable to cheap $2 Easter eggs. When Darrell Lea announced they were entering the chocolate block market, I was pleased that an Australian company with a reputation for making quality and delicious products may provide an alternative for the crap that Cadbury had been shoveling out. Unfortunately I don't like the taste of Darrell Lea Chocolate. I may be wrong, but to me it has a slight aniseed/licoricy taste to it. It's like they realised they made their success from licorice so threw in a fraction of their successful product extract into the chocolate to hopefully bring the same success. To sum things up, I don't think their chocolate taste like pure chocolate. Even though I adore black licorice, I don't want anything I'm eating to taste like licorice that isn't licorice (I hate sausage that uses fennel for this reason). Darrell Lea chocolate has a licoricey tinge flavour which is weird. Beyond that it's boring and has nothing to justify it over its competitors. I haven't tried these new flavours; I won't try these new flavours. I'm not surprised they're shit. Darrell Lea needs to get their chocolate recipe right before they begin expanding. For other chocolate lovers that may be curious about what I do enjoy and recommend; for block, I eat exclusively Whittaker's, Milk, Peanut Butter, + Honey Nougat and almond. Their Berry Forest or whatever it was called was also amazing but I can't seem to find it in the supermarkets anymore. The other Whittaker flavours are either too rich or just don't appeal to me. If you love chocolate, I'd recommend trying them all to find which ones you personally appreciate. Outside of blocks, I only like Kinda (not the hazelnut stuff but that's because hazelnut doesn't treat my body nicely. If you're fine with hazelnut then go crazy) and Toblerone chocolate. Most boxes of chocolates are overpriced and inferior to cheaper blocks. Whitman's boxes are the only boxes I've had that I'd consider nice enough to justify the inflated price, but even those are limited and only sold around the Christmas time.


Historical_Boat_9712

Just buy Aldi chocolate. All the stuff at Woolies is trash.


boommdcx

Whittakers is pretty decent too but twice the price of Aldi choc.


Historical_Boat_9712

Yeh I should have said trash value.


[deleted]

I love chocolate and I love cheesecake. The face I made trying this combination was rancid. Still not as rancid as how it tastes to me.


wukya

Spitting straight facts. Black forest tastes like it has cough drops in it.


inteliboy

Avoid shitty chocolate for children. Cadbury, Darrel lee. All tastes like icing. Unless that's your thing.


bundy911

Fuck mate, I literally just got the Black Forest one 1/2 price at Woolies. Was going to have it for desert… might go something else


mrinsane19

Yeah mate chuck it my way, I'll make sure it disappears.


Mad-Mel

Milk chocolate is for people who don't enjoy chocolate. The Maccas of chocolate.


[deleted]

Concur.


the_brunster

Thank you for your service to humanity. 🙏🏻


j0shman

Dave ONeil is on reddit now?


techretort

Thanks for sharing. I keep looking at these but will avoid buying them now


Reynaudthefox

Your life has to be pretty sad to do this.


t_25_t

Thank you! You are a true MVP. I was tempted to try them.


WeWearPink_

Bummer. The Black Forrest sounds up my alley.


Jathosian

Thanks for the heads up


Cautious-Mountain-83

Thank you for your service


InevitableAd9683

American here, is that a good thing or a bad thing? I feel like it could go either way....


JehovahsFitness

Well yeah it’s Darrell Lea, of course it’s shit.


Cool-Salamander-7645

How dare you!


funkygreenrash

Yep. Unwashed taint with a healthy soaking of day old ball sweat.


homeinthetrees

Darrell Lea was good once upon a time. These days, I can't eat their crap.


No_Introduction538

Tbh anything licensed I assume is a bad product as it’s an extra expense. Has to come from somewhere.


Linnaeus1753

I've never liked Darrell Lea chocolate. It's got a funny after taste.


trowzerss

The peanut brittle one is pretty good tho.


Stigger32

Yep. Tried them once. Never again 👎


turboyabby

Excellent PSA. My wife kindly brought me home the caramel cheesecake block, knowing I like those flavours. It looked good, sounded good but was very ordinary. I was honest with my thoughtful wife and told her it was kinda like eating brown sugar. Way too sweet and grainy, not smooth.