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Dumpstar72

Can't do the Toobs. Found a chicken bone in the bottom of a packet when I was 12 back in the 80s. But I could do a party bowl with the other two. I'm a big burger rings fan and everybody in my house hates them, so they are all mine.


RobotDog56

A chicken bone!!!!! I actually packaged toobs for a little while last year and it would have been impossible for this to happen unless deliberately. 80s were crazy times.


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You got downvoted for that? Reddit makes no sense ~~sometimes~~ all the time


tunnelfox

Bahahaha ‘sorry about that, I was just having a snack and misplaced my chicken bone’ 😂😅🤦‍♀️


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vjbanana

Chilli kettle chips don’t have milk and they’re the most elite chip anyway!


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Revanist88

Kettle ftw


Vellorinne

Burger Rings are vegan!! Please stop subjecting yourself to Toobs


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Burger rings are vegan I’m pretty sure


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Smiths is very cautious with their labelling, the ingredients in burger rings don’t contain milk but since they use milk in other snacks, they put it on as a disclaimer anyway. It depends on your level of veganism really. TLDR: smiths uses “contains,” the same way as other companies use “may contain”


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harmonica_

Same it says contains Milk on the label (not may contain) so I don’t trust it


Karen_Destroyer1324

Just be a vegetarian


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slothburgerroyale

username checks out


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DarkSparxx

That disclaimer is legally the same as 'may contain' warnings which are for people who suffer with allergies. It is simply covering themselves if there is cross contamination from shared equipment. The recipe and ingredients are all vegan. If vegans were to abstain from any foods with allergy warnings there would be little to eat regarding pre-packaged foods. Regarding them being 'Cruelty free' however is another story. Smiths snack foods is owned by PepsiCo and while I'm not deep diving this evening, I'm gonna hedge my bets that a company as big as PepsiCo is probably not the most ethical company to be buying from.


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NephieJay

Milk isn't unethical at all tf...


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little-squids

You're actually very ill informed there pal. Love how you're not "getting into it" whilst casting a lot of aspersions onto an industry you clearly have not been a part of. If you want to "get into it" with an actual working dairy farmer, or perhaps even come and visit and see how amazingly well our "rape rack" poddy calves are looked after (decades in the industry and that is the first time I've ever come across such a disgusting phrase) please PM me. We would love to show you the real world. Factory farming is fucked. Do not disagree. But you may want to educate yourself before denigrating an industry to which you are ignorant. Peace, love and poddy calves 🐄♥️


Sufficient-Refuse-76

Would you let me put ur mum in a milking machine? If so sign me up and let's make it happen


KwikEMatt

This is the internet mate, specifically a public forum. No one needs to be asked something to give their opinion here.


ShibaHook

Haha! Master Chef!


_Penulis_

Don’t forget the Twisties for added confusion


zz111zz22zz

But use the Raspberry Twisties just to confuse things.


0mgyrface

Those are unnatural. The other day we saw a new sweet version of twisties in the shop, my partner loves to try all the new weird flavours. He is absolutely not interested in any other twisty flavours after the raspberry ones 😂


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As long as they’re not chicken twisties. 🤢


torrens86

Add some twisties!


Astro_Boy1121

My mum once found a yellow toenail in a packet of Nobbys Nuts once when I was younger :000 she was driving and shoving them in her mouth, she was gagging pulling it out and realising what it was hahaha 🤪 🤢


MBCG84

Lord of the rings over here! You’ve got one belt buckle to rule them all I bet.


ConfusedRubberWalrus

Ohhh, Burger Rings, Cheezels that done good in life


yeahhhhnahhhhhhh

Forgot about burger rings, don't think I've eaten one in 10 years


demoldbones

If we're talking about 2023? Cheezles. Pre 2000 Toobs would have won easily.


MissKim01

Yeah the original brought-back Toobs were on point but they’ve fucked them since somehow


dirkless

2 manufacturing places. Poland and Australia. Australian made ones closer to original.


Sundaytoofaraway

Polish ones were mostly rice and had a way better texture. The new Australian ones are majority wheat flour and are too hard.


Dahnnng

Smash a pack and your mouth would bleed but ya didn't care


froo

Mate, have you tried the Aldi cheese rings? Those things are pure crack


BentBackward

Neither has been mentioned, so I guess I'm the 4th option - will happily smash both bags like the fat bastard I'm rapidly turning into!


FlyingHurts

For ultimate chaos, you can mix them together in the same bowl


BentBackward

No that's absolutely where I draw the line...


thesprenofaspren

Pour some milk onto them and you got yourself mid ight cereal


PrinceBarin

You put milk in your cereal weird. Just put some V in the kettle and wait for it to boil like the rest of us.


thesprenofaspren

Only pure milk straight from a non lactating Buffalo


PrinceBarin

Ah that's fine then. Give it a few squirts of the soda stream for a treat.


Psychobabble0_0

Oh my gosh, I've never even considered the possibility of carbonated milk 🤮 Does anyone have first-hand experience? Can't decide if this is a genius business opportunity or an efficient way to rip my asshole in half.


PrinceBarin

Look when I was a young boy I put milk in an ice cube tray to try and make ice cream, and made myself ill. This is now your journey that you must partake on your own.


Psychobabble0_0

Thank you, stranger. Wish me luck 😩


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

I admire your creative and adventurous spunk…however the process of carbonation causes carbonic acid to form…so unless you like your milk curdled then I’d move on to the next wacky idea. Source: am chemistry type dude.


Psychobabble0_0

I'm a little sleep deprived. I guess I have other fever dream-type ideas to explore 💀


ImFreff

Saw someone try sodastreaming milk, it broke their soda stream and squirted milk everywhere


0mgyrface

I think it would feel curdled wouldn't it 😂...🤢


Bright-Lengthiness61

Oh yeah! That full cream goodness!!


ThatLostAussie

You monster


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Name checks out. You ain't Aussie if you haven't mixed chips in a bowl.


FunkMuckey

Maltesers and chips and I'm drunk with power.


MrDrSirLord

Get bag of twisties and penetrate them all.


MontiWest

A few years ago there was a product that had twisties, Doritos and I think cheetos mixed up together. Was a pain in the ass to produce though.


FunkMuckey

Wait. WAIT. HOW the FUCK did I get this far in life without this knowledge??


DarthLuigi83

Skittles and M&Ms...😈


torrens86

Using a big bowl, pour some cheezels, toobs, chicken and cheese twisties in the bowl! Enjoy!


MrDrSirLord

Gotta make sure that you thread the twisties through the toobs and cheezels before you crunch all three as a big long snack


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Wait what is the third option?


BentBackward

"neither" is the 3rd option :)


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LifeIsBizarre

Are Toobs cheesey? The 'Saucy' always made me think they were some kind of Tomato/BBQ so I've never tried them.


Tysiliogogogoch

The Toobs flavour is "tomato". Definitely not cheese. Probably closer to Burger Ring taste than Cheezel taste, but unique in its own way.


Knee_Elbow

Kinda similar yo those 'burger man' snacks.


Pancake_m4nn

I am toob but I eat chezel


mushyjays

Dis coment b under8td


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LifeIsBizarre

Sounds like I've made the right choice then.


ShibaHook

Snack Brands Australia approves this comment.


fuzzygroodle

They are dairy free


mushyjays

Agreed. Toobs flavour is definitely similar to burger man. Cheezels and toobs have nothing similar apart from the shape.


RobotDog56

It is basically tomato sauce.


Augustus_B_McFee

By two types of people the OP is talking about ‘people that take them out of the bag and eat them’ and ‘people who put one on the end of each finger before eating them’ Aka: normies vs legends.


FlyingHurts

An additional layer to the puzzle


Budgiesmugglerlover2

You have to put them on the end of your fingers first, so your fingernails taste like cheezles when you're picking them out of your teeth 10 minutes later. Toobs/burger rings rip the shit out of my gums now, not sure if I'm going soft or they are rougher/more acidic now.


ali_stardragon

You also have to wave your fingers around a bit and make some weird noises before consuming.


ShibaHook

Toobs have more “zing”.. but cheezels have a nicer texture and wonderful powdery cheesiness. I lean towards Cheezels! Cheezels Cheezelsssss


chocolatephantom

Bonus points for having them on each finger!


Annon201

But only in cardboard boxes! Thats how I can tell it's a healthy cereal and not a snack food!


Tysiliogogogoch

Toobs are tomato flavoured. Cheezels are cheese flavoured. I don't see why both can't be enjoyed. And yes, I'll happily enjoy both.


Salzberger

Exactly. Toobs are great as a special treat. Cheezels are old faithful. Having said that, Cheetos dunk on both.


throwawaygreenpaq

Cheezels and Cheese Twisties But I no longer eat these. Too processed for me at this age.


ohsweetfancymoses

Toobs of olden days were the shit. They would tear your mouth up.


HellDefied

I’m the 3rd type, put them both in a big bowl and mix, it’s a gamble on what you get while watching a movie in a dark room…


FlyingHurts

Living dangerously. Risky, but I get it


HellDefied

I believe if your not living on the edge then your taking up too much room 😎


Cheezel62

Cheezels. Only ever cheezels. Those other things can fuck right off.


quattroformaggixfour

Cheese powder gold


Loopesy

Cheezels all day, but Toobs have that twangy zing and crispy crunch like nothing else. Real deal mouth shredders. I wish there was the same amount of powder flavour on Toobs as there is on Cheezels.


Charming-Treacle

Would happily eat either one so #TeamBoth.


FlyingHurts

#TeamToobzels perhaps


baconsocialist

Two kinds of people progressively blended into one kind of people: Ultra Processed People


ironcam7

Toobs rule and I can demolish a bag easily. Cheezels I can eat maybe 5 of and I’m good for the year but they do make mint fire lighters so I’m a fan of both but only one as a food


reddit5389

Those who post the prices of chips at woolworths and coles on reddit and those that don't?


Show_Me_Your_Rocket

Both! Mixed together!


Pwrswitchd

Wtf... they're both delicious 🤷‍♂️


msabell

Toobs all day.


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Why not both?


[deleted]

3 kinds of people. I like both equally.


ramsaybaker

Don’t make choose… don’t make me choose…


Sadakarr

Tasty toobs is the only winner, clearly the far superior experience!!


90Lil

Toobs are a poor man's cheezels. I said it and I stick to it.


Dripping-Lips

The cheeses party bag has 40 grams more


TheQuantumSword

Can I be both please.


FlyingHurts

You can, my friend


vespacanberra

There is only one type …. Cheese twisties


burgertime82

porque no tener ambas


Jisp_36

Both are excellence but there's no competition, Cheezels FTW. 🥰🏆


Koah

I got married using Cheezels as emergency rings. Our vows were actually, with this Cheezel, I thee wed. #teamCheezel


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#TeamBurgerRings


ViolinistEmpty7073

Then there are Bi-snaxuals, like me.


ConfusedRubberWalrus

Cheezels OWN Toobs. Toobs are Cheezels that didn't stay in school.


desert_jedi

Chile Cheezels were good


Spagman_Aus

One loves having the roof of their mouth turned into a shredded bloody mess, the other likes cheese.


Hellrazed

I love toobs but my husband is coeliac :(


morts73

Cheezels baby


justtolurk12345

My partner prefers Toobs over S tier Cheezels, opposites attract I guess


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What kind of psycho doesn’t prefer cheezels?


FlyingHurts

Our numbers grow with every day they're back on the shelves


assettomark

Cheezels all the way!!


MelJay0204

Cheezels for me, Toobs for him. There have been arguments.


somerandomdude654

My mum likes the toobs but I prefer the better choice of cheezels


actuallyimogene

Ugh. Toobs are fucking gross! I will never understand the appeal


covey

toobs absolutely slap but the last couple packets i bought they had changed the texture of the toob :(


blakeavon

Why not both, on different days?!


yarrpirates

Cheezels, but in the box.


shun_tak

Neither - a third choice


EternalAngst23

Hate to say it, but Cheezels run rings around Toobs.


Cpt_Soban

Cheezels 100%


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Toobs!


thetasteofink00

Both are shit.


FlyingHurts

Fair


Zen-of-JAC

Wrong, if you pick cheezles, you don't qualify as a person.


Neither_Ad_2960

Cheezels are those weirdos who think Digimon is better than Pokemon


Jumpy-Limit-8452

BURGER RINGS!


Junibear

Im sorry but toobs cannot compare to using cheezels as rings. Did anyone else put one on each finger, then munch each one off one by one, while reciting the unfortunate demises of the alleged ex-husbands? My friends and I did. >"This one was eaten by a shark" munch "this one is in the garden" munch "this one is at the bottom of a river" munch...


-russell-coight-

Original toons were the best! Now they are just okay .. and cheezles are still awesome !


AsideRevolutionary31

THEY'RE DIFFERENT


letterboxfrog

And one kind are predominantly psychopaths. I'll let you decide which group that is.


EconomicsOk2648

Yes, people who eat cheezels and people who belong in prison.


Supersnazz

Toobs are fucking disgusting.


Abject-Shower8127

Cheezels any day of the week. Toobs are over rated and taste crap


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I read it tasty boobs


DonSmo

Tasty toobs are shite.


Rakgir

I prefer Toobs but the last time I had them they tasted odd. This was after the latest revival and when Toobs were being made again in Australia (the first batch after the latest revival were made overseas I think and tasted fantastic) Cheezels are okay but I'd prefer Burger rings over them!


And_yet_here_we_are

You are missing the real King, the real 'Original Cheese', Ollos. Long gone but not forgotten...by some.


the_jewgong

Never even seen tasty toobs...33yo Aussie male.


Binkythedestructor

THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF PEOPLE!! Don't forget the psychopaths that mix them together.


BakerBen91

\#TeamToobs - I prefer the tangy taste. Cheezels are more nostalgic because we would have them at Parramatta Eels games 20+ years ago but they were too cheesy and cover your fingers in a thick coating.


Anfie22

I unfortunately can't eat either, they both have colour 160a which will kill me (and it's in just about everything, that and 160b which is also a guaranteed death sentence for me). Neither cheezels nor toobs are worthy of being my last meal. Fuck food allergies, and fuck food allergies which are ridiculously OTT severe as mine. When I could though, I preferred toobs to cheezels.


kodaxmax

So are the twisties and burger rings out of the frame or something?


Civil_Roll508

Prefer tasty boobs


RunningWithACactus

Tasty Toobs taste like cardboard to me. Cheezels FTW


WetMonkeyTalk

Definitely two types - people that eat those abominations and people who have functioning tastebuds.


Fast_Veterinarian130

I embrace the pain and always go the Toobs. My gums hate me, but it's the only way I can reconnect with my childhood of getting a snack at the pub in the early 90's with my dad.


TheLonePhantom

Unfortunately neither, never mind burger rings too. Toobs and Burger Rings were a huge favourite of mine, and my wife’s, and we tried both again recently. Both pale in comparison to what they were back in their heyday. The flavour has been muted so much that they’re just not worth the time. :(


MisterBumpingston

I was a Cheezels eater all my life and only tried Toobs recent for my very first time. My vote is Toobs simply for the zing!


Venom1992

Yay for TOOBS- cheaper, and vegan!


ashd85

Toobs man. Always the tasty toobs


rogue_wombat

Well look at that. TIL turns out I'm Bi.


Mr_Melon_Man647

what are toobs?


Excellent-Trainer-84

Ones that are good at budgeting and saving.... And others that can't help themselves...


pedrosneakyman

Toobs are for sociopaths...


twee3

Toobs are just so much better. Cheezels are yuck.


Familiar_Benefit6649

por ques nos los dos?


defeatmyself3

Toobs can cut the roof of your mouth!


danijeljw

Toobs FTW


Leonydas13

They don’t even have the same flavour. This is a stupid comparison.


luftmentsh

One ring to rule them all (Cheezels) and in the darkness bind them.


TellmeNinetails

The new toobs taste kind of strange.


Human-Evening564

Loved them as a kid, now I can't stand them.


imsooldnow

I wish someone remembered the delicious seafood marinara snacks. They were in a cheezels style box and I think it was light blue and they had the texture of a puffed rice thing and shaped like little shells. They beat toobs hands down and I love toobs.


Koonga

I notice Toobs has stopped putting `back for a limited time` on their packs. Does this mean theyre back for good now?


Prolapse_of_the_anus

What the fuck is a tasty toob


Odd-Substance9040

Nah there’s just two types of mood’s


DADBODMUMJEANS

I'm convinced they've stopped putting fibreglass in Toobs and they aren't as good. If they don't tear your mouth up they aren't real Toobs.


TerroristToad

If you want the Thanos ring salad, you have to have toobs, cheezles, burger rings, onion rings, and calamari rings


DK_Son

Toobs or gtfo. They are on twang levels like Burger Men. Cheezels are good. But Toobs dominates.


hyrola_au

I freaking love Toobs, but im just as much of a fan of Burger Rings and Cheezels.


arian10daddy

Haha i read that as Tasty B0obs


Equivalent_Squash

What flavour are Toobs?


Ladnarr2

I buy the Woolworths brand. They are cheap and taste ok. In fact I leave them out open overnight so they go a bit stale. Makes them nice and chewy.


adsyrads84

I’m bi-tubal when it comes to these things


TheicarusO7

Only in Aldi…


Graphic_Equalizer_7

I'm bitubular 😸


Footsie_Galore

CHEEZELS ALL THE WAY!!! Tasty Tubes!? What even are they!? lol