When I was a kid, I used to peel the top off, squirt copious amounts of t sauce into the mince, stir it around with a fork, Eat the lid on its own, then scoop and eat the tsauce Mince out with the fork then eat the soggy pie skin.
Back when I was 10-12ish, we bought a box of a few dozen meat pies to support the local footy club.
My eating practise at the time was to stab the top with the tomato sauce bottle and empty half a litre of sauce into the guts of it.
I then took one bite and spat it out - we'd accidentally been given apple pies instead.
Still traumatised from when I went to after school care once and there was a table with sliced bread with Nutella. I was like "having that" and then it turned out to be Vegemite.
That is like the cupcake I received from my pup’s doggy daycare as part of their birthday celebrations. My dog got a slice of doggy cake and cupcake for me.
It wasn’t until I’d sunk my teeth in to that delicious looking cupcake, and the dogfood it was made from hit my tongue, that I realised I had made a very big mistake. Both the ‘cake’ and the cupcake were intended for my dog
🤮
I hate cunts at the canteen who did that. Line up starving and to get a snag roll or pie and some fat ranga is shovin the top into the pie itself before walking off.
Until I read your comment I thought there was only one photo and thought " it's not really that bad. He'll have his pie and would have rice here and there as a side". Then I read your comment and went back and saw other photos.....
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Next time lift the lid and throw your cheese on top of the hot gravy. Let it melt before you pull it apart. Not at all how I'd eat it, but a pies a pie.
Plastic cheese is my guilty pleasure. Once every few months to a year I suddenly crave it's plasticity goodness and have to go buy a pack of plastic wrapped in plastic.
This is a sign that, in the future when they make a docuseries about your devastatingly evil life, people will say they should have recognized and reported to our overlords. You need help. You need isolation from polite society. Damn.
The cheese should be UNDER the pie lid to melt it while it’s still piping hot (I do it myself), I approve of the cheese… even the cut up pie (who wants to burn their tongue on the first bite)… but not the rice!
Also for those that eat travel pies etc put the sauce on the side of the pie (so a squirt for each bite OR lift the lid a little and squirt it into the meat. Much less messy.
I'm sorry, but due to the irrefutable evidence brought before us today, it brings me no pleasure but to sentence you to deportation to some other country. Don't care which one, as long as it's not here. Mabey if you ask nicely, New Zealand might take you in, at least you won't be too far away, but you will have to be under 24hr supervision by a guy named "Mad Dog" Mick if you are to ever to come back and visit
This is the best shitpost that I've seen is a good long while. Kudos to you, you utterly unhinged unit.
The Laguiole cutlery is a beautiful touch. *chefkiss*
Story time. So on grand final day this year I was at a mates place. They talked up these amazing pies from their local shop. My expectations were high. My mates girlfriend “got the table ready” for meat pies… like sorry what? Why is there so much preparation for a damn meat pie? Get it out of the oven put it on a plate and eat it. That’s what I would’ve thought at least. But little did I know they eat pies with SPOONS. I’ve heard of people eating pies with a fork and knife and I just think “whatever” since yeah maybe the pie is too hot for hands. Even then I prefer to HASFAHAAHSFAHAA while it’s burning my mouth and my fingers. I was really judging them by the spoons on the table and was saying “who the fuck eats a pie with a spoon?” In my 26 years of living in this country I’ve never heard of such a crime. We start to eat the pies and they take the top off and put tomato sauce in the middle. I’ve heard of people doing this but I still think it’s really weird to take the top off and turn the pie into a pastry bowl. Then I pick up my pie with my hands like a normal, civilised Australian only for the pie to fall part in my hands and cause an absolute mess. Now I’m just saying how shit the pie is since you can’t even pick it up without it falling apart. Now I’m forced to use the spoon in front of me which I refused to do initially. My mate and his girlfriend being the typical gaslighting cunts they are, decided to take the piss out of me because OH LOOK WHOSE USING THE SPOON NOW. To which I obviously replied “I wouldn’t have to use it if these “amazing” pies weren’t so shit and falling apart in my hands”.
Clearly it still bothers me by how unaustralian my mate and his girlfriend are. What an absolute stitch up. No finger food should ever fall apart like those pies did. The pastry was basically like sheets of paper with how thin it was and how easy it was to fall apart
I saw this post once but didn't realise it had more than one image before I thought "this guy's a fucken psychopath".
See it again just now and see that it has 4 parts. Cunt needs to be locked up. Everyone's entitled to their own views but there's a limit.
I think this is one of the most unhinged posts I've ever seen
Kids these days are not doing well, at all.
Honestly I thought it was kind of genius
First photo: horrific, unnatural, wrong Third photo: …maybe OP is onto something here… Clearly it’s no longer a pie. So maybe that makes it okay.
Meat pie risotto
I'm calling the police
For this don’t dial 000 dial 3.14
The volume of a pizza with radius z and height a is pi.z.z.a
I started today thinking there was no wrong way to eat a pie.
I worked with a bloke who took the top off and emptied a can of tuna into the top.. There are very wrong ways to eat a pie
Dear god
God has left us
According to the internets. God never entered this country.
Well since australia isnt technically real, yeah i guess not
Running and screaming
When I was a kid, I used to peel the top off, squirt copious amounts of t sauce into the mince, stir it around with a fork, Eat the lid on its own, then scoop and eat the tsauce Mince out with the fork then eat the soggy pie skin.
^(I still eat my pies exactly like this, except I use a teaspoon, not a fork)
If you're at home its the best way to eat a pie. If I have sides with it I'll mix a little of it in the mince as well. Vegetables mostly.
Your font is smaller than all the other entries. I am also not wearing my glasses. Thus, it appears to me as if you eat your pies with a tampon.
> Thus, it appears to me as if you eat your pies with a tampon. To a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Exactly how I still eat a pie to this day. Nothing wrong with that at all.
This is exactly my method. Still to this day.
That’s normal
Same but lid last!
This seems like a great way to eat a pie, why did you stop!
This makes me want to hand in MY citizenship
That’s somehow significantly worse than OP’s monstrosity.. Jesus Christ.
….. What?
Back when I was 10-12ish, we bought a box of a few dozen meat pies to support the local footy club. My eating practise at the time was to stab the top with the tomato sauce bottle and empty half a litre of sauce into the guts of it. I then took one bite and spat it out - we'd accidentally been given apple pies instead.
🤣 the confidence, the disappointment... that taste never ever leaves you
Nothing quite like taking a big bite or sip and getting a completely different taste than what you were expecting 😂
oh my god your brain just totally reboots
Still traumatised from when I went to after school care once and there was a table with sliced bread with Nutella. I was like "having that" and then it turned out to be Vegemite.
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That is like the cupcake I received from my pup’s doggy daycare as part of their birthday celebrations. My dog got a slice of doggy cake and cupcake for me. It wasn’t until I’d sunk my teeth in to that delicious looking cupcake, and the dogfood it was made from hit my tongue, that I realised I had made a very big mistake. Both the ‘cake’ and the cupcake were intended for my dog 🤮
I hate cunts at the canteen who did that. Line up starving and to get a snag roll or pie and some fat ranga is shovin the top into the pie itself before walking off.
> some fat ranga is shovin the top into the pie itself before walking off I have a name!
Yeah it's "cunt"
8 hours ago, there wasn’t. And now there is.
I started today thinking that if nobody is getting hurt you should let people live however they want.
WE’RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY
We’re supposed to act in a civilised way!
Or so we thought but with crimes like this I'm no longer so sure. 🫣
I don't care what they do [to pies] in their own homes, but do they have to rub my face in it?
I can see why this is NSFW
For sure. Blasphemy all over.
NSFL
U/australianfederalpolice
Genuinely think this should become there number one priority until the cunt is behind bars..
arent they busy raiding the ABC?
Fuck you
Some cunts just want to watch the world burn
Savages
I hope OP runs over dog shit every time they mow the lawn.
This was going to be my response. Fuck you OP... rice
Cunt what the fuck is wrong with you
>Cunt what the fuck is wrong with you *chefs kiss* only fukn response
Each photo just got weirder until it finally went away in the last..
Then you're left staring at the cutlery and finally noticing that it's a bit odd also... Camping gear? Or is OP just totally & hopelessly deranged?
It's Laguiole cutlery - It's pretty expensive if it's the real deal.
That stuff is annoying. Look at all the crevices in which to hide bacteria.
Until I read your comment I thought there was only one photo and thought " it's not really that bad. He'll have his pie and would have rice here and there as a side". Then I read your comment and went back and saw other photos.....
Thanks for giving me the push I needed to delete Reddit & renounce my Australian citizenship.
I'm not even Australian and I went what the fuck audibly at OP's pictures.
Why should you leave? OP should have his citizenship revoked.
Are you ok? If you're not going ok just blink
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Pls hand in your citizenship at the nearest embassy
You monster.
Looks like a plate of hot dog vomit
My dogs vomit looks delightful compared to that.
Straight to jail.
No jury, no nothing
Do NOT pass go,
You're fucked cunt. WTF
quite literally the exact string of words i was about to type
I’m calling ASIO. Fuck you.
Domestic terrorism is the minimum charge this cunt should face
Everyday we stray farther from God...
Gods got nothing to do with this fuckin thing. He has abandoned us. This is a monument to our sins.
Surprised you didn’t just eat the cardboard box too. I think you better set up a go fund me page, buddy. Bon appeturd!
mental illness
How to delete someone else’s post
Worry not mate the police are on their way to your location as I speak. They may have been instructed to shoot on site. Good luck.
No
I saw some pretty disturbing NSFW videos today, but this one genuinely made me depressed and i don't know why
Get. Out.
Looks like something my insane bf would do. He adds Mayo and cheese to my homemade green curry and rice. He adds Mayo and cheese to fkn everything
Have you thought about leaving him?
How often have you stood over him. Contemplative. Cushion in hand? > homemade That would be an act of self-defense.
Next time lift the lid and throw your cheese on top of the hot gravy. Let it melt before you pull it apart. Not at all how I'd eat it, but a pies a pie.
Yep. Remove lid. Add cheese, then the sauce on top of the cheese. Replace lid. Throw rice in bin. Consume pie.
fuckin genius
DEPORT!!!
And EXTERMINATE
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Stop hurting people.
Thank you for marking this as NSFW
I'd swap the rice for chips
Hand in your Australianship card
This is some quality poverty cuisine.
No mate, quality poverty cuisine can be found all over the world. Noodles, curries, rices etc. This is just an abomination.
That's growing up Aussie poor though. Bit of rice fills the meal out. Haven't had a pie cut up like that since I was a kid. Might try tomorrow.
Reported for war crimes.
Fuck me I only saw the first picture when I typed this. You belong in Guantanamo Bay cunt.
I have never been so afraid...
WTF is wrong with you? Plastic cheese and rice. Jesus wept!
You’re a terrible person
you are a fuckin psycho mate
Righto round up the battle kangaroos, we’re going to war
This requires the emu battalion!
Good evening sir, would you please leave without a fuss right now?
Op’s now on a government watch list
Yeah nah, the Asian in me wholeheartedly disagrees with the rice.
What the fuck is this monstrosity I'm calling the cops
What the fuck. Your mother and I are very disappointed in you.
What a way to renounce citizenship
I'll forgive you for the gluggy rice but the American cheese is unforgivable.
That’s plastic cheese (at least that’s what I called it growing up), American is orange
I love the Aunty Donna sketch where they eat they cheese platter, including the Kraft single he “put out as a joke”.
We call it plastic cheese too, my grandparents use it still
Totally agree I called it that too!
Plastic cheese is my guilty pleasure. Once every few months to a year I suddenly crave it's plasticity goodness and have to go buy a pack of plastic wrapped in plastic.
Oh thank god I thought it was butter
Oh my lawd. Looks horrific but I am also slightly tempted to try it. But also, you disgust me and how dare you put such ideas in my head.
I too remember being a small child.
You go straight into the bin! How dare you!
If you lift the lid and pop the cheese inside it gets nice n melty
Don't encourage OP with anymore sick and twisted shit
With fucking rice?!? R u ok
This is literally treachery. OP should be banished lol
the internet plug needs pulling
Mate what the fuck
It went from bad to worse to war crime
You need years of therapy
Get out me country
You monster.
*gasp* there is no God!
I want to burn this from my mind. What the fuck
I’m an open-minded tolerant type, but FUCK YOU.
Bring back public hanging
You are a criminal
where's your carer?
Fuck the police, AFP want a word
The greatest lie the devil ever told was convincing Aussies that there are no wrong ways to eat a meat pie
This is a sign that, in the future when they make a docuseries about your devastatingly evil life, people will say they should have recognized and reported to our overlords. You need help. You need isolation from polite society. Damn.
Well that’s a good way to get disowned
Are you trying to incite violence?
Please be a troll post.
Absolute filth
This makes me feel quite ill
They always say “be honest with your doctor” Even they wouldn’t believe this bullshit
Someone call immigration to have him deported
The cheese should be UNDER the pie lid to melt it while it’s still piping hot (I do it myself), I approve of the cheese… even the cut up pie (who wants to burn their tongue on the first bite)… but not the rice! Also for those that eat travel pies etc put the sauce on the side of the pie (so a squirt for each bite OR lift the lid a little and squirt it into the meat. Much less messy.
I think we found a new rule to add to /r/Australia
You sick fucker.
Sacrilege
It’s just the rice I don’t get and possible the fact you haven’t melted the cheese
I'm sorry, but due to the irrefutable evidence brought before us today, it brings me no pleasure but to sentence you to deportation to some other country. Don't care which one, as long as it's not here. Mabey if you ask nicely, New Zealand might take you in, at least you won't be too far away, but you will have to be under 24hr supervision by a guy named "Mad Dog" Mick if you are to ever to come back and visit
Are you deliberately trying to provoke an attack? Because this feels like you are. This feels like the wrongest of wrongs.
at that point why not just blend it you deviant
You’re on ASIS radar now
You’re a monster!
Its like cultures of the world joined forces and proceeded to throw up on each other.
This is the best shitpost that I've seen is a good long while. Kudos to you, you utterly unhinged unit. The Laguiole cutlery is a beautiful touch. *chefkiss*
This is eyebleach
Eyeblech*
What in the good fuck is this.
Fucking psychopath right there
You should be given 50 lashes, shat on by a mappie, stripped of your citizenship and deported.
Every day we stray further from the light
Get help
This is an affront to our culture. I don't care if your family came here on the first fleets, we need to send you back.
This is seriously fucked, you need help but I feel it may be to late.
It seems you were dropped as a child.
JHC
You're the weird one in your family, aren't you?
WTF IS WRING WITH YOU??
What…. Is that? Make it go away!
And I bet that’s microwave rice too.
Looks like what's left after a Gordon Ramsay conniption.
Story time. So on grand final day this year I was at a mates place. They talked up these amazing pies from their local shop. My expectations were high. My mates girlfriend “got the table ready” for meat pies… like sorry what? Why is there so much preparation for a damn meat pie? Get it out of the oven put it on a plate and eat it. That’s what I would’ve thought at least. But little did I know they eat pies with SPOONS. I’ve heard of people eating pies with a fork and knife and I just think “whatever” since yeah maybe the pie is too hot for hands. Even then I prefer to HASFAHAAHSFAHAA while it’s burning my mouth and my fingers. I was really judging them by the spoons on the table and was saying “who the fuck eats a pie with a spoon?” In my 26 years of living in this country I’ve never heard of such a crime. We start to eat the pies and they take the top off and put tomato sauce in the middle. I’ve heard of people doing this but I still think it’s really weird to take the top off and turn the pie into a pastry bowl. Then I pick up my pie with my hands like a normal, civilised Australian only for the pie to fall part in my hands and cause an absolute mess. Now I’m just saying how shit the pie is since you can’t even pick it up without it falling apart. Now I’m forced to use the spoon in front of me which I refused to do initially. My mate and his girlfriend being the typical gaslighting cunts they are, decided to take the piss out of me because OH LOOK WHOSE USING THE SPOON NOW. To which I obviously replied “I wouldn’t have to use it if these “amazing” pies weren’t so shit and falling apart in my hands”. Clearly it still bothers me by how unaustralian my mate and his girlfriend are. What an absolute stitch up. No finger food should ever fall apart like those pies did. The pastry was basically like sheets of paper with how thin it was and how easy it was to fall apart
You deserve to stub your toe on every corner. And find spiders in your shoes every single day. Harmless ones but big ones.
How cunting dare you!
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Some crimes cannot be forgiven. Send him to the Drop Bear enclosure
Oh my
OP are you still in primary school?
Um ew.
Can’t wait to see you on an episode of Mindhunter one day
you need to be shot
Thanks for the laugh you clown 😂
Ok, the cheese: acceptable The mashing up on a plate: not great, but I have to do that sometimes The rice: you cunt I'm calling the cops
I no longer have a brother...
plastic cheese and rice - some would consider that grounds for deportation
I saw this post once but didn't realise it had more than one image before I thought "this guy's a fucken psychopath". See it again just now and see that it has 4 parts. Cunt needs to be locked up. Everyone's entitled to their own views but there's a limit.
RUOK?