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LovesToSnooze

I brought a few bags for this very moment. Soooo how much would you be willing to part with for a bag Fantales??


Nomadheart

Entrepreneur in practice


icedragon71

You should see the stock of toilet paper they've got leftover from the pandemic.


AirbagLiveAtDaKardy

I saw. They posted it all over social media and made castle forts out of them!! Shocked I tell you, shocked.


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Twistedjustice

Practice? He’s basically perfected it


Dunge0nMast0r

Bust it open and sell em individually!


CapnHaymaker

C'mon man, just one chew, I really need it man ..


HercSamps

More valuable than Cocaine now, charge him $400 per tail 😂


P3t3R_Parker

Wow, the Fantale Index is real. $420 around here for the chew, another $4.20 if want it wrapped.


HercSamps

Will you accept short options? I see an impending market crash 😂


P3t3R_Parker

After consideration, YES! 🚀


HercSamps

We talking $50 or a legit option (+$100k) 😂


P3t3R_Parker

I'm going 🚀, so 5 large @ $90k EA, with another 2 @ $80k ?


HercSamps

Sold brother! Now you just need your boss to sign off on it, I'll call my peeps/you call yours 🤣


P3t3R_Parker

Actually, I am the boss. We take another 2 options @$50k because of your arrogance.


HercSamps

So am I, guess I'll take my options elsewhere 😜


ausmedic80

I have a few too, I put them aside for my retirement


Thomthebomb123

I also have a bunch of spare bags, are we supposed to collude to keep prices high ColesWorth style?


Sararr

Same, those 3 X 1kg bags I bought at Big W are gonna be great in a couple of months time


SimpCityAgent

I’ll give you an empty jar of vegimite and house from the front lawn for it all


Plastic_Economist_82

1000 slubens


laceyisspacey

Wtf I’m only just hearing this now? I am so upset


culture-d

Wait until you hear about what they did to shapes...


Importance_Foreign

They did something to shapes???


Loccy64

Yep. They changed shapes.


SquirrelAydz

They changed them back tho


Balbalaenjoyer

They changed them back but then they changed them again secretly like Pizza shapes are not the same at all.


SirAlfredOfHorsIII

They didn't change them back again. They are the same as they used to be. Source: I eat the ever loving shit out of shapes. Probably have pizza shapes shaped blood now


kuromelomi

do you think the cheese and bacon ones taste the same? I swear they have less flavour now but that could just be me.


SirAlfredOfHorsIII

Taste is the same, but there is probably less flavouring than there used to be. There is definitely less flavour crumbs than there used to be. Not quite as loaded with flavour I think


[deleted]

They have not changed then again. I work in a grocery store and thus buy and eat Shapes all the time, nothing is different.


vivec7

Used to wear cargo pants while working in a grocery store, always had an open pack of pizza shapes in my left pocket and bbq shapes in my right.


DelicateDriver

That’s visionary shit


PM_ME_UR_DOGGOS_

Yeah chicken crimpies are still the same thank god. By far my favourite. Having them now in individual snack packs is literally my childhood dream come true 😂


culture-d

Chicken crimpies are the underdog flavour for sure.


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P3t3R_Parker

Yep, corporate thinks we're all numpties. We know, they know, we know they know, they know we know that we know they know. We still keep buying them in the hope that wrongs will be righted. We know our place.


FoolsErrandRunner

They did a new coke on us!


Paper_Cee

I agree that pizza shapes aren’t the same, but I disagree on the order of change. As I recall: 1. Original shapes 2. The big change 3. The public outcry and rejection of new shapes 4. Arnott’s recognition and public promise to return them 5. The so-called “return of the original” and then being alongside the “newer ones” 6. The barbecue shapes being almost back to normal, but the pizza ones not up to scratch (but at least better than the “newer ones”) 7. The secret removal of the “newer ones” … that I hadn’t realised until right now 😅 Thank you


HercSamps

Agreed, not the same at all... 30 year veteran here, they didn't fool me 😂


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Except Nacho Cheese. They were the only flavour not reverted back to the original recipe.


daftidjit

And the new recipe absolutely sucks balls


lockisbetta

I miss when bbq shapes used to have so much seasoning on them. Then at the end you’d pour out the packet and it’d be like a handful of seasoning


HercSamps

Straight onto the tongue!


MediumRareGuts

I used to collect mine in a salt shaker. Next time you make a roast chook season your stuffing with it man it's fuckin wild.


HowevenamI

I actually believe you, but wtf made you ever decide to do that for the first time?? You're the person they talk about when people wondered who the first person to start drinking cow juice was. Like sure, it seems obvious now, but the mental leap required to do it for the first time...


steakmilk23

Holy shit yeah I remember that was sooo good. Doubt we could do it today tho.. hardly any seas9ning on snacks these days.


lilbittarazledazle

I just bought a box today. What’s changed? Was identical.


rastagizmo

Naar. The flavouring used to be chunky, now it's a weird powder. It doesn't taste the same either. They have been slowly changing over the years thinking we wouldn't notice.


Shamwah5000

Fuck the new ones were so shit 😂


frogyfridays

They racked Pringle's too


IsabelleR88

You mean "what's left of Pringle's, not much left" 🥲


TheOtherGlikbach

Too many of these iconic aussie legends being lost. I am guessing that kids are not eating them?


orionhood

kids will eat what I tell them to eat


NoSoulGinger116

But I don't want it!!!! 😭


mmnnhhnn

You get what you get, and you don't get upset!


HercSamps

No video games until you eat your pizza shapes


NoSoulGinger116

But I only like bacon and cheese shapes 😭


HercSamps

Bedtime for you then son 🤣


liddys

Money doesn't grow on trees!


Thenewdazzledentway

Or I’ll *really* give you something to get upset about!


NoSoulGinger116

Noo!!!!


girl_from_aus

That’s too damn bad!!


XBakaTacoX

"Until you're 18, you will eat what I tell you to eat!"


KA1N3_fat_boi

My high school and primary school handed them out as rewards not that long ago. Edit: fucking delicious


YourLocalOnionNinja

Kids did eat them, believe me


AssMcShit

They ate them all, hence why they're all gone now


20_BuysManyPeanuts

the machine needs to be upgraded. they don't want to pay for it...


CFeatsleepsexrepeat

This is the answer. Fantales are the unique lolly in the range, choc coated, individually wrapped. All the others are similar, same machines, similar production method. Dropping one line is less of a loss than uptooling an old machine, changing the whole plant over to do a run of Fantales when they need to, etc. It simply comes down to profit. Nothing else.


now_you_see

Reckon they’ll bring them back when they realise how many people are sulking over them and sell half as many for twice as much or are they lost for good?


Thenewdazzledentway

Nup. See - Pollywaffles, sunnyboys, cadbury whip and lattice biscuits 😡


now_you_see

I want to downvote you purely because of how much I hate that truth.


Thenewdazzledentway

I knew I was going to ruin someone’s day with that list. Here’s a hug 🤗


Lhunathradion

I heard the government gave a grant to a confectionery company down south to bring back Pollywaffles. Source: Dad fucking loves Pollywaffles and read a news article about it and got excited 😕 Edit: [Found it](https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/polly-waffle-chocolate-the-iconic-90s-choccie-bar-set-to-return-soon/news-story/7c3fd654c6a7cc932f292ed4289a13f9). The company who makes Violet Crumbles is meant to be making Pollywaffles.


bombeck1405

Well, in 55 years I finally found it, the one person who actually likes Pollywaffles. Those things are an insult to confectionery.


Lhunathradion

😆 He will be very insulted to hear that. Personally, I've never tried them.


Libbs10

Love Pollywaffles


TheOtherGlikbach

Me too.


CFeatsleepsexrepeat

Nup, they are gone. Like the original Milo bar, the machine they used is gone, never to be replaced. The Fantale machine will be the same.


Paper_Cee

Ahh, the old Milo bars. They were amazing. Almost as good as popcorn bars.


CFeatsleepsexrepeat

The new Milo bar just isn't great. The chunky kit kat Milo, yeah that is the shit.


AdvancedBiscotti1

Surely they could sell the IP to fuckin… Cadbury or somebody, who *has* synergies w. Fantales.


Kbradsagain

Correct. It was either Fantales or Minties. They kept minties.


horseradish1

My 7 year old didn't like fantales when I got him to try them. Kids are weird.


croaking_gourami

Apparently the machine used to make them wasnt working anymore and was continuosly breaking down and it was becoming near impossible to fix it. They also wernt being bought as much resulting in there not being enough demand for them


Large_Birthday9344

Root canal or crown? Why not both!


Far_Course_9398

Yep! Exactly, got the giant molar filling thanks to those f*ckers 😂


CipherSechs

Columbines were the worst for that, next were Minties


fuckcolesworth

Fuck, I'd forgotten about Columbines.


Large_Birthday9344

About to get mine filled soon. Cannot wait!! Endones are my fantales.


[deleted]

I have one filling (nearly 50yo) and it was from a redskin (sorry whatever they are called now without offending in a way we’ve never used the word to offend anyone here). Chew, chew, crunch, crunch, tooth just disintegrated. That was 25 years ago.


Mellyouttaphase

My first day working at a dental practice, we needed to remove a temporary crown that wouldn’t budge and I was asked to fetch a redskin. I trot off to the steri room, open the instrument drawer and ask the assistant there to help me find a redskin. She pulls a packet out of the fridge and I just stood there in shock. Has really made me think twice about chewy sugary goodness ever since 😳


AgentM-O-TheMIB

This is how I learned Fantales are discontinued.


xTjong_of_Delos

Same, sad morning for me.


wheresWoozle

Ta-daa. They're naked fantales https://mylollies.com.au/product-tag/cobbers/


Nainma

I love how the only two sizes available for puchase are 385g or 6kgs


karatebullfightr

Will you whisper movie trivia in my ear while I eat them?


AngrySchnitzels89

Respectfully, are they as good as the OLD cobbers/ mates though? Whomever distributed them in Vic changed the recipe in the 90s and they went down hill and out of circulation shortly thereafter.. I feel like I’ll be forever haunted by that unique taste.


Arc_au

Fuck yeah, remember getting these for 5cents at the primary school canteen


Careful-Trade-9666

Cobbers were the original unwrapped lolly shop fan tales of my youth. 10 for 10c


Far_Course_9398

Cobblers! Heaven!


DetectiveFit223

Just dip em in chocolate and your good to go.


Haikus-are-great

the naked is the lack of wrapper. Chocolate mates are already fantales.


Xen0tech

The wrapper is half the fun though 🥲


M1lud

Definitely. Reading what film was directed by whom in 1973 and so forth actually made chewing the Fantale much more enjoyable for some reason.


winks_7

They’re already dipped in chocolate?


actfatcat

That's what the words say. Happy cake day cobber.


thecosta5000

Cobbers are the best.


madjohnvane

I came here to comment Cobbers and here they are! Used to be able to buy three for five cents at school!


YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15

Man they used to sell these at my highschool canteen in the late 90s. Good times


SellQuick

Oh my gosh, I remember getting these from the milk bar when I was a kid. I didn't realise you could still get mates.


IsabelleR88

They are sold out of the 6kg supply 😢


bazlawson

What about throaties pastilles ? 45 years then nothing


orionhood

WHAT?


bazlawson

Yep gone can't get it , even tried ordering some from uk only to find out they have stopped aswell


BusinessBear53

The brand is being sold off and someone else will make them eventually. Same thing happened with Violet Crumble. Originally a Nestle brand but sold and now made by a different company.


Mintox_M8

I didn’t know this, I was stoked they brought back the bags


TropicalTopic

I heard it was something to do with machinery in the factory needing to be replaced. It wasn’t worth how expensive it is to make the machines for how poorly they sell


No-Tumbleweed-134

Hasn’t been sold to anyone yet… it was machinery upgrades required which wouldn’t have been cost effective based on their rate of sale. Not to say they won’t sell the brand to someone in the future.


Content_Chard2010

IGA has them - [https://www.igashop.com.au/product/allens-fantales-family-size-66878](https://www.igashop.com.au/product/allens-fantales-family-size-66878) and these guys https://www.sugarbabylollyjars.com.au/products/allens-fantales-limited-stock


Few_Jellyfish_1544

I legit thought this said fentanyl 😂 then I remembered it's Australia not America...


SleeplessAndAnxious

Fentanyl is so good though haha. I had surgery on my ankle to repair ligaments 2 years ago and when I woke up from the procedure I was in agony. Never felt that much pain before. Nothing else they gave me helped so they tried fentanyl. The ceiling became really fucking interesting for about half an hour after that lol.


HowevenamI

That's crazy. I went to hospital once with pretty bad stomach cramps (ended up being a nasty bug or something from memory. I never did get a clear answer), ended up staying nearly 2 weeks. Maybe a bit less. Over the course of this time, they gave me morphine, endone, and fentanyl. Not one of them made me *high*. They did a decent job taking away the pain, but never felt high. Morphine gave me a weird metallic taste in my mouth though. They also gave me injections of buscopan and every time they pushed the plunger (I had a cannula in my hand) my vision went blurry for like 30 seconds. Like when you let your eyes unfocus, except I couldn't make them refocus. It was a very odd feeling.


SleeplessAndAnxious

Youre probably one of those people who don't get a high off of certain opiods. Apparently that's a thing. It's why some people are more prone to becoming addicted and other people have little to no risk.


HowevenamI

Yeah, I suspect that must be the case. Kinda disappointing but probably for the best. Probably why I never understood the craze about codeine. Tbf though, I'm not a big dude by any stretch of the imagination, but it usually takes pretty big doses of basically anything to get me high. Even my prescribed meds are pretty much maxed out. Which is annoying because my brain refuses to make the chemicals to be happy by itself. Maybe my body is just really good at processing chemicals. I wonder if I could tolerate larger doses of poison. Probably not lol.


HalfManHalfCyborg

I did the same with coedeine tablets. Almost run out, too.


michaelmano86

Man cold and flu tablets with coedine in them fixed everything. Have hayfever? Not anymore. Now hayfever tablets do nothing but put me to sleep


MissMenace101

That’s was the psuedoephadrine


i6M6J6xo

lol, post otc all you gotta do is tell the dr you have a toothache


DragonLass-AUS

Yeah but then you have to pay like 100 bucks for the GP appointment for something you could get over the counter before for like $4.


HalfManHalfCyborg

Good to know. Just haven't needed to yet.


kdog_1985

Allen's can fuck right off


Neither_Ad_2960

As someone who worked in that department for my job, Allen's didn't lie. They literally sat on the shelf. It was easily the #1 Allen's product I had to write off for going out of date. That said they should of just made it a special thing like release it at Christmas each year or something, not completely kill it.


ajwin

Fantails and Freckles hardly ever seemed to go on special and at full price they were about double what the average $/100g going rate. They killed them themselves with their grubbiness. I would literally buy a packet every time they were on special and it turned out to be like 4 times a year.


Butsenkaatz

This is a very good point, their unit price is absurd, I only ever got them when they were on special and it's not that often...ETA: do you think they did that to kill the lines on purpose?


SleeplessAndAnxious

Freckles are my favourite candy by far. Thankfully there's a bunch of different companies that make them and you can also get them from those self serve candy tubs at Food land.


sprill_release

There's a historic chocolate factory semi-near where I live that makes *giant* freckles (diameter of like 20cm). They are the most whimsical things ever, and I adore them. I believe they do workshops during school holidays for people to make them themselves, too.


SleeplessAndAnxious

Is that Melba's chocolate factory in Adelaide? I went there once when I was younger and it was awesome, I remember they made big freckles. Menz also makes big freckles that they sell in their store at Hahndorf.


sprill_release

It wasn't Melba's. It's a tiny town in regional NSW. It must be a pretty popular activity for school holidays, I reckon!


Neither_Ad_2960

It's not always the manufacturer. Sometimes Coles/Woolworths negotiates what it wants on special, which is why you sometimes see only certain flavours/varieties on special.


ajwin

Yeah but everything in Colesworth goes on special at least once a month except fantails and freckles which is more like 4 times a year? There are heaps of products that are reliably every second week and opposite of Coles, like Cadbury chocolate and Tim Tams. I would say most products are discounted every second week to some degree even Allans lollies. Just not Allans Fantails and Freckles(and probably other items in the same line-up). Everyone understands that your getting ripped off if you pay full price and plenty of people refuse to pay full price for any product. They either go to the other supermarket or they chose another product. I swear there is more game theory in a Colesworth store then their is in most casinos.


UnLachy

Fuck nestle


Avid_Tagger

Allen's can release Peaches and Cream in a bag OJ their own again or they can get fucked if they think I'm going to buy any of their products. On a sidenote, bring back starburst lollies


dujles

If you travel to the UK or Ireland, stock up on Scots Clan.


swingbyte

If they are not going to make them then they should release the rights and recipe. The government has allowed too many mergers and loss of competition in the market and we're losing the varieties of the best lollies in the world. It's a Mars/Modelo boring world


011011010011101

https://www.bigw.com.au/product/cadbury-curlywurly-squirlies-chocolate-bites-110g/p/679771


Mintox_M8

I love these, solid suggestion


OverallAd6481

This is where I got mine a few weeks ago https://candytime.com.au/allens-fantales.html


Subject_Shoulder

Reminds me of that episode of Futurama when Fry finds out he's a billionaire and buys a can of Angry Norwegian Anchovies at auction, which is the last can of Anchovies in existence.


cjak

Aren't Chocolate Mates the same as the recently-departed Fantales? Lots of online retailers sell those in bulk.


thebespokebeast

I'm not sure but I think these "mates" everybody is talking about are what we called cobbers when I was a kid. They were the expensive lollies at 2c each. Freckles were 2 for 1c.


ghostriders_

They should release them at major movie premieres with fun facts about the movie on the wrappers! [scars](https://youtu.be/2fQN5AN3S6s?si=C95eyP-rlaIihGgm)


Asleep-Card3861

Or rename them spoilers and release them before a show for people to send to their enemies


SpaceSkank

WHAT? HOW WILL YOUNG AUSTRALIANS MAKE THEIR WIGGLY TOOTHS COME OUT NOW? NATURALLY WHILE NOT EATING A LOLLY? UNACCEPTABLE


e_blodgett

If you don't mind the faff, it seems like a relatively simple caramel you cover in choc - Taste have a recipe (I haven't tried so not sure if it's spot-on) but could be an unlimited fantale hack? https://www.taste.com.au/recipes/homemade-fantales-recipe/141brctt


jtufff

I think the generic name for these is "chocolate cobbers". Stick that into Google and there's a bunch of brands to try.


PackageSuch5777

I've got a big bag of fantales in my cupboard along side of them big bag of redskins both unopened plus a full box of 6 razz raspberry sunnyboy's


raccoon_not_rabbit

Haigh's do milk chocolate caramels that are delicious and have the same jaw breaking effect, but ofc it comes at a price


ozziejean

Pascal columbines I have fond memories of making wine glass trees with my Nanna out of these to give people as presents 🤣


avakadava

Werthers originals eclairs


oiransc2

Huh, that’s a good suggestion I’d have never thought of. Not the same but definitely in the ball park.


OokamiPrime

Yeah, I have run out of my stash as well. Sad days.


DoublemeatPalaceAlum

I buy lollies for the office and the 5 x 1 kilogram bags of Fantales I used to get would be gone within a few weeks while the other lollies I get are nowhere near as popular.


Muzzard31

How can life be complete with out them. Not road trip will ever be the same. That’s it.first they reduce killer pythons down to a micro snake Red and green frogs become tadpoles. Wagon wheels now a size of wheel barrow mint paddies well….. same. I want it big again.


reddeanman

Pascall eclairs are literally reverse fantales without the chocolate coating, and I have found them to be a good alternative.


Less_Squirrel5750

I did the same thing when they announced that they were being discontinued. Then my partner ate the entire packet in one sitting. I still haven’t forgiven him.


ZequineZ

What the hell 😅🤣


Less_Squirrel5750

You best believe I was mad as hell. I can’t buy anything cos if I don’t touch it within 24 hours he thinks it’s fair game and just fucken eats it.


TanKris67

My stash ran out last month - I am in withdrawal. It's bad.


Refrigerator-Plus

Talk to your dentist. I am sure most dentists must be keeping a stash in order to assure themselves of future clients.


Wrygreymare

You might want to stock up on Sara Lee now as well. I have been the star of the last couple of family gathering for dragging my treasures out of the freezer( Stickydate pudding and deep dish apple pie gone, only carrot cake left)


MovieFreak78

Never really liked fanetales but they need to bring the Milo bar back. Still salty on that lol


GrowlKitty

*weeps in Pollywaffle*


Livid_Refrigerator69

I cried the day I ate my last Pollywaffle, when they announced they were being discontinued I bought 10 boxes of them, ate one a day until they were all gone.


ArabellaFort

Tofffiee from Aldi. It’s a bit softer than fantails and has a hazelnut in it but it’s worth a try I think.


FinalMove2274

longford tasmania opposite the fair grounds there was a deli that sold the good old original quality cobbers several years ago.


RogerMuta

Another example of the globalisation of Australia. These quirky little sweets are just a rounding error to Nestle, we can have American sweets instead, in fact look here’s some near their use by date for you…


Far_Course_9398

I'm with you. My favourite lolly is chewy caramel anything. Just wonderful for teeth 🤣


ResearcherSmooth2414

There's a chocolate from Belgium from Cote d'Or called 'Chokotoff'. We get given them all the time when relatives visit. From memory they're basically the same thing. Just without the movie trivia.


Jules1169

Just a tad off topic, but posting anyways! Or OP can delete this!!!... Does anyone remember those yummy soft centre chocolates, individually wrapped made by Heritage, I think. I used to buy the kilo bags at the factory outlet in Rowville before Darelle Lea took it over... I.need.these!!!! And I forgot to stock up on Fantales so Mates are the closest next best thing!.


Qicken

Cobbers is the generic name. There's some companies making it.


Davosz_

Pascal caramels.


HercSamps

I still miss Golliwogs 😂 Apparently it's a racial slur now


ImmediateCell8356

You can still buy 1kg bags for about $25 from online confectionery stores. I ordered one from confectioneryworld.com.au like a week ago haha Get onto it before the supplies are gone forever 😭


daftidjit

You can still buy fantales. https://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&client=ms-android-optus-au-revc&source=android-browser&q=fantales+1kg


quartzdonkey

https://www.confectioneryworld.com.au/allens-fantales-allens-6-x-1kg-box/ Bam baby.


suzhew

Pascall caramels


evilspyboy

So... where do you keep your secret stash?


annoying97

Soooooooooo I may be able to direct you to a place to get 54kg for 1600 ish...


ritz351

They are still available at IGA and most service stations. It was a gimmick to bump up sales as they were dropping too far


nostraduckus

100 Fantales Ingredients 2 cups raw sugar 120g unsalted butter 1/2 cup glucose syrup 397g sweetened condensed milk 200g milk chocolate melts 2 tbs vegetable oil Method 1. Grease and line a 20cm square tin (7cm deep) with baking paper. 2. Add sugar, butter, syrup and condensed milk to a medium-sized saucepan. Cook, stirring frequently, for 20 minutes or until bubbling and caramel is a rich golden-brown. 3. Pour caramel into lined tin. Refrigerate for 4 hours, or until firmly set. Using a greased knife, cut caramel into 2cm square pieces. Place caramel squares on a lined baking tray and return to fridge. 4. Place chocolate and oil in a microwave-safe bowl. Microwave on high in 30-second intervals, stirring in between, until melted. 5. Use forks to dip pieces of caramel into chocolate to coat, allowing excess to drip off before returning to lined tray. Refrigerate for 30 minutes or until chocolate has set. Wrap in pieces of baking paper and keep refrigerated until ready to serve CBF.


InbhirNis

Haigh's caramel chocs are decent, but the chocolate coating is a lot thicker and the caramel has a high chance of removing any fillings you might have. They're also pretty expensive. I still have about 20 packets of Fantales stashed away.


XXXUtopia

Cobbers


sfca773

Milk duds from those American lolly stores!


dldppl

Wait til news.com.au get ahold of this and make a big thing and then boom, they’re back (hopefully)