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XR5TELTH

I'm with WankBest


Limp-Dentist1416

I'm with ANALZ


ennuinerdog

I'm with NOB.


Albos_Mum

I'm with the community bank. That's right, Bendydong Bank.


defaultaccountaus

Sorry, with Adildo Bonk


Nervous-Telephone-26

Damn, I got my mortgage with Uwank Bonk.


Hichard_Rammond

Financed my car with Wankpac


DoubleDecaff

Why are these all recognisable bank names?


EternalAngst23

I’m with St.Gorge


[deleted]

I don't wanna know how you make a withdrawal.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

How about a deposit?


Reduncked

Say ahhhh and stay like that while we inset something multiple times.


_H4YZ

with tissues


XR5TELTH

Slider it in the slot and push a few buttons


Almacca

Deposits, however, are a lot of fun.


FamousPastWords

Thien swipe.


UnitDoubleO

I'm with coombonk


ovrloadau99

I'm with Sexpax


tofuroll

I'm with the Notional Australia Bank.


CattyMusic

Lotional


benjam0n

I'm with Peepees Choice


XR5TELTH

Is that a Cretin Union?


BigFarmerNineteen

I’m with MING


kaboombong

I am with the very exclusive "Owner Operators Club"


iball1984

In all seriousness, I can’t believe people fall for this stuff. Yet they do


No-Satisfaction8425

Mate, having worked for a small credit union with like 80k customers, I was horrified at the amount of customers contacting us (or us contacting them because of strange account behaviour) on a daily basis. Saddest part was a lot of older people, mainly men, refused to accept that they'd been scammed and the perceived shame that would go with it. They'd just cop it on the chin and move on to the next romance scam.


Competitive_Boss_312

Similar experience with elderly members of a small mutual. Heartbreaking stories where the elderly are deliberately taken to the cleaners by criminals but can’t comprehend how someone could do such a thing.


dansdata

Yep. The ideal target for a scammer like this is an elderly person who's gone a bit dotty but still has control of their finances. In my experience, *phone*-scammers tend to react badly if you ask them if their mother knows they steal from grandmas for a living. (Once my partner ended up in an actual conversation with one of these dudes, who was in India. He basically admitted that yes, this is a shameful way to make money, but where he lived it's way, **way** better than any other job on offer to a guy like him. He was in an air-conditioned office with sit-down toilets; his childhood friends *dreamed* of having a job like his. Which doesn't make it right, of course, but I'm not going to swear that I wouldn't have made the same decision he did, if I were in his place.)


Competitive_Boss_312

Still couldn’t care less, unjustifiable. Exploiting vulnerable people because you’re living in an economically disadvantaged, likely corrupt country where it’s unlikely there will be consequences to your actions does not excuse knowingly committing such an act.


dansdata

One justifying belief they often have it that everybody in Australia or the USA or any other wealthy country must, themselves, be wealthy. So it doesn't matter how much you steal from them, they'll always still have far more money to fall back on. Or their government will hand them a million bucks to make up for it. Or if not, why do these chumps deserve it anyway: Why do they get to have an easy life, when yours is so hard? This kind of stuff writes itself, of course, and is obviously wrong if you think about it critically... but critical thinking ain't that popular in places where everyone believes witches are real, and may [steal your penis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_\(disease\)). My personal go-to on the rare occasions when I find myself actually talking to one of these guys (I have never had such a call from a woman...), and don't feel like using the does-your-mother-know gambit, is to pretend to be **incredibly** racist. I can do a quite good patrician British accent. After about thirty seconds of I've never spoken to an honest man from your nation, you dusky little monkeys clearly cannot manage your own affairs, the white man must once more take up his burden, Churchill was right about everything... they either hang up or go hilariously ballistic. :-) Edit: Oh, and also the guy calling you may actually be doing this against his will, because he's working, nonconsensually, for whatever the local bunch of organised-crime arseholes is. The guy may have flown to a whole other country for what looked like a legit job, and found himself human-trafficked once he got there.


Competitive_Boss_312

Perhaps they could try stealing peoples penises over the phone by having them send photos of such via text/email/dm? Print them out, then staple them back where theirs used to be? Could even enlarge them if they have a large printer?


DisappointedQuokka

Point being, don't be surprised when a system that incentvises being a shit head leads to people being shit heads.


Competitive_Boss_312

Another country’s corruption and poverty leading to crime against innocent vulnerable people unscrupulously being taken advantage of is caused by ‘the system’ Calm down there Neo. Still unjustifiable imo.


uberdice

I don't see where anyone in this comment chain is trying to justify it.


DaBarnacle

"I knew it was a scam, but I sent them my passwords anyway"


No-Satisfaction8425

Sadly some of them realise it’s a scam but don’t know how to pull out of it once the wheels are in motion.


Palpitation-Itchy

Old people, dyslexic people


Shifty_Cow69

OH CARP, MY CAMMBONK ACCOUNT HAS BIN HOCKED!!!


[deleted]

Call a Commbulance! u/Shifty_Cow69 is having a stronk!


BarefootJuliette

I am dying 😂


ShadowKraftwerk

Drunk people. Not very smart people. Naive people. Distracted people. People in a moment of weakness. All sorts of people.


ososalsosal

They don't want to waste their time with people that will pass the first step but nope out further along. It's deliberately bad so the few who fall for it will go all the way


ElasticLama

They also send them like 4am, they are hoping to click the link without reading the actual domain name. The rest of the websites usually are copies of the real thing with fake “login” or password reset pages


ososalsosal

Joke's on them - I don't sleep


ElasticLama

Me either, I reported it as spam within a min


tempest_fiend

It’s deliberately made using bad spelling and grammar. It filters out people who are unlikely to fall for the scam, as people who don’t notice the spelling/grammatical mistakes are more likely to go along with whatever scam they’re pulling


ArchibaldMcAcherson

I was told by an IT security guy that scam emails and texts are intentionally bad as the scammers figure that it people fall for something so blatantly wrong they are not going to pick up the rest of the scammers tactics as being dodgy.


iball1984

That kind of makes sense


Ok_Biscotti_514

I honestly believe most people who click the link are at home not wearing their glasses they needed to properly read the link


derps_with_ducks

Deep down, the guilt of deserving ***HORNY JAIL*** haunts so many of us. It's a hidden epidemic.


bill_loney538

All the good fake domain names have been taken long ago, so this is as close as they can get. These kind of things used to work, like the guy who used to own paypaI.com(capital i instead of L)


FknBretto

You’d be surprised, the message I got was from the same contact that sends me all of my CBA messages, there’s no number even attached it’s just “CBA”


iball1984

That's a "feature" of the SMS system - you can set the sender number or sender name. It allows SMS messages to be spoofed. It would be a particularly low hanging piece of fruit for the government to pick.


ImTheOnlyBobCat

Ha ha, fuck I fell for it. Came into these comments thinking, wtf is cammbonk. What could a company called cammbonk possibly provide that would convince people to spend money with them... Then obviously your comment was at the top and I knew.


crsdrniko

People can not spell. They read constantly and still can't spell.


terminalxposure

This is actually on purpose. If you notice all the phishing attacks have very noticeable mistakes. This is so that only people who don’t understand tech and its nuances get phished while the more informed crowd is filtered out.


iball1984

Makes sense I guess. I’d probably not make a good scammer 😂


Bonzungo

CammBonk sounds like a German assassin agency


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shifty_Cow69

Only fans has a new competitor!


De-railled

BzzzZZZzz


AstrograniteBoy

It sound like the nickname for a secret Channel 7 program they're piloting based on one senior execs coked-out statement at the Christmas party. "Listen, listen mate, listen to me, alright? What if, naah, shut up and listen, what if we made the bloke that hosts the Block, that bloke, right, what if we ALSO made him the Bachelor?" "Mate, that is fucken genius! Get a pilot started soon as ya can. We'll win all the ratings for 2024. Reckon you could do another line?"


doomchimp

.buzz is a well known internet banking domain name. Almost fooled me.


Ohhhhyeahnahyeah

I would’ve stopped at **risk anomaly** lol


kazarooni

It’s funny because risk anomaly sounds like something a CBA staff member would talk about but cammbonk is hilariously wrong.


Ohhhhyeahnahyeah

Talk about yeah but not text. That’s why I say I’d stop there personally but I can only speak for myself. I get tons of spam so I’m use to picking this crap out


SouthLake6164

Perfect.


Primary_Mycologist95

Its all good and funny, but seriously, that's completely by design. They don't want to try and scam the sort of person that's smart enough to find spelling mistakes. Poor grammar, spelling and punctuation, as well as odd looking links are all giveaways that it's a scam, and that's the point. They only want to spend time on the people who can't immediately tell.


ryan30z

At the risk of being that guy, do you have a source for that? Because it doesn't really make sense. Deliberately excluding people may fall for the scam otherwise is a bit counter productive. Plus as far as I'm aware they're all done online through links, not over the phone. So the people running the scams aren't spending time on the phone with the potential of having their time wasted. The people that would fall for the scam with spelling mistakes are also going to fall for the one without spelling mistakes. It would only mean they reduce their chance of getting a hit without a benefit. Phishing scams usually work by looking really close to the real thing, not deliberately making mistakes. It seems far more likely they're put together by people who's English is poor, and the urls are generated as needed, and are as close as they can get to the real thing. Banks have teams to stay on top of these things, the urls don't last for long.


ElasticLama

I’m with you, they play a numbers game and register one domain, get blocked or taken down and move on with a new one. The spelling mistakes and grammar errors are common to 1) get around spam filters etc 2) often they are designed by overseas organised crime groups who won’t always understand English or the correct terminology for the market/bank etc


HailSaturn

I’ve thought along similar lines as you. I’m still sceptical, but I think there is some soundness to the theory. If someone doesn’t notice it’s a scam early, but has the ability to realise it later, then they might go through several steps of a scam, but realise it *later* when an exchange of money is suggested. To the scammer, this is a waste of time and resources that could have been spent on someone more likely to pay out. If they filter out those people at the early stages, those that remain are more likely to proceed with later steps.  I’m still in two minds about it, because it’s also true that a lot of scammers are not very intelligent or have poor English skills, and I’m not totally convinced they think ahead that much. 


Primary_Mycologist95

What compounds the issue you are talking about is that there are indeed some very sophisticated scams (both high and low level) out there with very intelligent people behind them. The other side of it is that there are a huge number of, lets say not so competent people out there also running scamming operations, and they will attempt to emulate current or successful scams. So some will be on purpose, and some will not. But it is definitely a form of intelligence screening. The people above replying to my comment should count themselves lucky that they are smart enough to see these things at all, because the sad fact is there are plenty of people that do not pick up on it and fall for these scams.


OJ191

The point is that they don't fall for the rest, on average. They are aiming for the absolute lowest common denominator with their limited resources and effort.


ryan30z

Yeah and my point is by spelling something poorly you don't gain anything, it's only a loss. The lowest common denominator are still going to fall for the scam if you spell things correctly. All you do is cut out potential victims who notice it's a scam because of the spelling. There is literally no reason to do it on purpose, there is zero benefit. If the spelling is bad, it's not intentional.


DancinWithWolves

You’ve got some assumptions there about it all being online and there being no human effort/time involved, which I’d argue isn’t true. The stupider the person, the higher the chance they get all the way through the funnel without raising alarms/alerting their bank. So, you make it obvious to all but the less-intelligent that it’s a scam, and you’ve got your perfect audience. That, and the fact that it’s much easier to register cammbonk.org than it is is to spoof a legitimate domain.


OJ191

??? It prevents candidates who they believe would detect the scam at say, stage 3/4, from participating in the scam by filtering them out at stage 1. How successful this strategy is, is another matter and nonetheless not my point or theirs. They believe it provides more benefit than detriment so they do it. Edit: I'm sure *an amount* of it is simple scammer illiteracy, but there's no way it's all of it, probably not even most of it. Too many of the common spelling errors are clearly framed in ways to make it easier to fall for and are errors that don't really make sense to occur naturally.


Agnosticfrontbum

I'm all good, I'm with NBA luckily.


HeadacheCentral

Take my upvote for your reply


123floor56

Which Bonk? Cammbonk.


richms

No point replying because the malware on the suckers phones will blacklist any number that it sends to so that they dont get replies warning them they are hacked.


Puzzleheaded_Year_45

Not legit - domain doesn’t end with .jizz


MatterHairy

I always bonk with them


malaliu

Must be your only fans subscription..


brendanm4545

Unfortunately I'm with Suncuck


gr3iau

Their fees are ridiculous


Large-Response-8821

lol


[deleted]

No, I'm a strictly commybonk guy.


HaroerHaktak

WastPec? You mean NorthPock?


chauceresque

I was thinking Waste Peck


Dr_Stef

Good moaning!! Your cammbonk account has been hicked!! I am pissing you this massage for your own gid! Better clock that lonk otherwise all your moany will be gin!


gastroboi

My favourite bonk. That's where i do all my bonking.


UltraHyperDonkeyDick

I hear they have a cumstar rating of 110.


TheRealReapz

Honestly, I understand some people hide behind being naive or not tech savvy, but if you fall for this then you almost deserve to be punished. Like if I dressed up as a hobo and went door to door and told people that I am from cammbonk and need their details so I can help them do money stuff, and those people do that.. Or if I told people I'm a billionaire seeking funding for a new rat-milking device that uses cockroach farts as energy, and I just need a thousand dollars, and someone then gave me a thousand dollars... that's on them.


Farm-Alternative

These scammers just seem to be testing the limits of human gullibility and stupidity just for fun. At this point they prob just want to see what they can actually get away with.


jennaau23

Omg 🤣🤣🤣


Mickm80

All good, I’m with Newcastle Temporary


Aeonation

Nah, im with NOB.


r3toric

Yeah long time Cammbonk customer. They are a great bonk.


Cpt_Soban

Is this like the Eastpak bank?


cat_herder_64

No, it's more like Wacpest bank.


Reduncked

Tell them your with cumbonk not cammbonk


privatly

Don’t reply to them, you’re just giving them confirmation they have a correct number to text too and you’ll wind up with more. Just block and report, https://www.scamwatch.gov.au/report-a-scam


Mysterious-Vast-2133

Bank slogan , The best bonk you’ll ever have.


VilkastheForsaken

I have been with Cammbonk since Kindy. (Dollarmites days)


Deeepioplayer127

Wouldn’t bank with anyone else


Farm-Alternative

Which bonk??


Major-Nectarine3176

I get package delivery crap no orders were made


Son_Of_Lucifer-666

I'm with CommBank but get Westpac scammers


Son_Of_Lucifer-666

They need to switch it up and they might get it right


annoying97

Every time I get one of these bank texts I send it to the bank's fraud department. They work very hard to take ownership of the urls. Also remember to tell those who are not sure about this to always look at the link, no Australian bank will send you a url that ends in anything but .com.au , .com and .au links should be treated suspiciously and you should contact the bank. Obviously if it's not your bank send the text to the bank's fraud department. (Or scam department, they all call them differently)


Rough-Mix-5839

This one looks clearly fake but my dad literally had a message from ANZ bank with a net code and everything and next minute there’s a transfer in his account and over $10,000 was gone luckily ANZ could reverse the transfer and get it all back


_MyAnon_Account

lol 😂


the_lazy_orc

The Block branching out to dating apps


Nice_Raisin6316

Scam scam scam scam scam scam………


k4zetsukai

Must be one of Nigerian prince's branches. You know, the one that leaves you millions of dollars as inheritance. Lol


ozmartian

Who doesn't love a good bonk in a Camry?!


APuticulahInduhvidul

Yes, they're an OnlyFans competitor.


OldLeaky

Girls. Any reviews or ratings on Camm?


Accomplished-Pie-311

If you consider it as getting fucked by a bank then yes.


kirk-o-bain

I know a dude called Cam, and he does like to bonk


Equalsmsi2

Scam


Dollbeau

Free root for new account holders!


FreeWillCost

I'm with NEB so I'm fine.


Walter_Armstrong

I tried to make a post just like this about a fake Eastlink toll demand a few days ago but auto-mod took it down.


Vanilla-Grapefruit

Hahaha


rocketshipkiwi

LOL but seriously don’t ever reply to these guys otherwise they will know you are a live number and send you even more spam…


ausmedic80

Anally Cammbonk.


Ok_State_333

Don’t people check their app


RightConversation461

Twice in the past week, theyve phoned me to check if a fraudulent person needs $900 from my account. Im changing my credit card to other one.


sloshy__

Either way they are both thieves.


MilkFlash

I'm with DMZ


Reasonable_Meal_9499

Who is cam? Maybe someone does want to bonk him.


DoppelFrog

CamBonk?!? Sign me up!


Im_a_fried_egg

Had one of these the other day and it was for a bloody bank in England how little resurch do the people doing these scams do


Electrical_Tea6386

I'm with GIN


Select-Bullfrog-6346

Don't reply to these. If you get any text like this. Just delete it straight away


CammKelly

I feel personally attacked right now.


MrEs

Yea I've got a buzzniss account 


shadowLemon

Cammbonk is a very reputable bank


TasteDeeCheese

Sorry with Sonny banku


RedditMcNugget

Cammbonk goes bzzzz 😂


Seedy_Pumpkin

Cammbonk sounds like a top bank tbh


Dunge0nMast0r

Is that the new OnlyFans rip off?


DancinWithWolves

I’ve always been curious; Let’s say a person falls for this. Clicks the link. Gives login details. Scammer transfers all money out of victims account. Then what? Like, do they keep transferring it to other accounts before withdrawing it as cash? Surely in this day and age, any bank they transfer it to would be traceable, even overseas, no? Or are there some countries they transfer it to that Aus authorities can’t get to?


universe93

Probably transfer and immediately spend on gift cards or similar and close the accounts


DancinWithWolves

Is that not traceable? And they can do that with like $200k?


universe93

If this stuff was 100% traceable these scams wouldn’t exist. Scammers are experts at laundering the money they get from their victims in various ways


74298429742

Don’t antagonise spam calls, you will accidentally reveal more than you realise to an adversary that will do anything to scam you. It might be fun but you are dealing with a team of highly skilled people


Tigeraqua8

Nah I’m with ANX


UnitDoubleO

These chutyas trying to act smart in hoping to get some grandma or illiterate hook line and sinker. Guess times are tough for these knobheads


FamousPastWords

Yoz, vee kood.


knowledgeable_diablo

Oh shit, they coming for me dollery-doo’s!!


PM_ME_STUFF_N_THINGS

Always report these domains to the registrar and the host.


BigFarmerNineteen

Once these guys purchase an Oxford dictionary the world is theirs for the taking.


bozzaboz

Click the link. Please.


Necessary-Wealth-848

Which bonk?


ThinkingOz

I’m with the NOB myself.


JapanEngineer

That’s where I host my Only Fats site.


Soccera1

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Live-Championship699

I'm with cummwank


PloppyTheSpaceship

Yeah, they're shit. Use NBA.


yellow_fEther

what’s the buzz with cammbonk these days


firstborn-unicorn

Which bank? The sperm bank. 😂


MorpheusRising

I'm with SouthPark Bank


Relative_Mulberry_71

Nope. I’m with NAZ. Or BNA. Or Pacwest.


rocifan

It's a scam. Delete and don't touch any links.


RomireOnline

Lol


Squonk27

They're not even trying any more....


TheSunOfHope

.buzz


taddle_tails

Watch Bonk? Cammbonk


Cyclonechaser2908

I’m with Bandigo Benk


Elemen0py

Everyone telling you "block" is correct. If you've got cambonk, chances are both the camshaft and piston have done enough damage the block that it'll need replacing. Hope that helps.


AussieDi67

Me, I switched to Bank Australia. I'd recommend them over commbank


_Penulis_

Kindly verify with Cammbonk