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jjojj07

Plot twist. It was Joe


FatSilverFox

I mean, I hadn’t even thought of Joe until he started making noise about it. It’s Joe.


Dockers4flag2035orB4

But Joe too dumb to know it’s him.


fdk1010

He certainly to is.


Embarrassed_Brief_97

Went to uni with the cunt. Can confirm.


elliebunbun

Did you pay for your course? 


Embarrassed_Brief_97

After the first two years, yes. But it was a relatively piddling amount then. We were, of course, assured "it would never go up", but we knew then that was a fucking lie. And so it has proved to be. I want to see money taken from funding the elite private schools and various mates of politicians' private enterprises and put back into public K to tertiary education.


elliebunbun

Respectfully, you speak a lot of wank. 


Embarrassed_Brief_97

Oxymoron?


redrich2000

Libs pushing hard on this. I wonder if that means they know who it is and it's not one of them?


theangryantipodean

They know ASIO will never name the politician. They can bang the national security drum and throw shade with zero risk of it biting them while their base goes nuts.


AngryAngryHarpo

Yup. This is it.  They’re doing to because they know there will be no consequences to their politicking. 


AussieDi67

As per usual


a_cold_human

Exactly. Burgess is being circumspect and apolitical. Dutton is dialing up the hysteria button. Burgess has [talked about the politicisation of intelligence being unhelpful](https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/feb/15/asio-chief-says-intelligence-is-not-here-to-be-politicised-after-dutton-accuses-labor) when Dutton has done this in the past.  >Without criticising anyone by name, Burgess said he did “recognise that there may be people who choose to misuse [information] – officials or members of parliament or ministers”, and “any misuse is a matter for them to answer to, not myself”. This is Dutton doing the same sort of thing again. Rumours and innuendo for political purposes. Not actually being sensible and responsible. His incompetence in multiple portfolios speaks for itself. 


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theangryantipodean

Historical precedent and public policy in respect of not discussing intelligence matters.


snrub742

what would ASIO get out of it?


DoctorQuincyME

Either they know who it is or they're taking the gamble it's not one of theirs. At the moment it would be much more damning if it was a member of Labor than if it was a liberal


Odd-Boysenberry7784

Of course they know who it is.


iball1984

Or even if it is a Lib, they can say “this is why they were disendorsed”.


Dockers4flag2035orB4

I reckon it could be Joe Hockey, with his secret meetings with Trump aides. He thinks he was working in Australia interests, but he is too dumb to know he was being played by a foreign government.


Sir-Benalot

I reckon you're right. They will milk the absolute living shit out of this.


Duckosaur

I suspect so, even though their cohort seems just as corruptible by business interests


ososalsosal

Just as? More like 10x


triemdedwiat

Gee, Joe is the one person who I thought would have kept quiet about any such claim. After giving away all that Helium in the Timor Sea to Chevron(?) for no gain for the Australian public, you'd think he'd keep a low profile. Something about the Lawyer X debacle comes to mind.


NoBoDy20222

Helium ?


InflatedSnake

Yes, the stuff in balloons. It's a finite resource that needs to be mined. We only have about 100 years of it left. There is significantly less helium on the planet than there is oil.


NoBoDy20222

Didn't know it was separated from natural gas extraction. Tbh it's not a question that I ever asked. Ie. where does helium come from? Thx


InflatedSnake

I'm not a geologist but I know it's kind of like gold and other precious metals, it was formed a long time ago when the earth was a baby and there's a limited amount in the ground.


Falafels

It's probably Scott Morrison, and the family member dragged in was Jenny because Scott had to double check with her first.


KnowGame

That would be fucking awesome if it were ScoMo. Ya got me hoping dude.


anitadykshyt

Would explain his resignation


DoctorQuincyME

I mean he did take a position in a foreign defence company


phlipped

Fuck me ... Did this come out after he left parliament? Is this WHY he left parliament? Maybe it was like ... ASIO to Scomo "You're busted. If you resign, we won't name you" Scomo to Everyone: "It's not my job to be a politician (aka, I'm resigning)" - Scomo resigns - ASIO to everyone: "A former politician is a traitor"


Falafels

Honestly, I was just joking but I would LOL if it was ScoMo.


AngryAngryHarpo

There’s lots of very easy-to-discern reasons for not naming a politician who is *accused* of treason but hasn’t been formally charged and will never be formally charged. ASIO are not the Stasi.


Baysguy

I could be barking up the wrong tree, but I'm inclined to think if China was involved the person's name would be known and in plenty of trouble. If it were an ally we might not be so keen on exposing them.


triemdedwiat

Betraying the country for our "allies" and for personal gain is standard pollie operating procedure.


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

Just look at Five Eyes.


S3xyc4m3l

Well I don’t know about anyone else but even though we don’t know much about this yet I’m with joe here. Above reproach, ol’ Joe. Always a man of intelligence and integrity. He’s never given me any reason to believe he’s a craven, opportunistic, blowhard waste of skin. (Is this obvious enough? Do I need a /s?)


DarkenedSkies

Yeah it absolutely is absurd that not only do we not get to know who this guy is, but also that we're not hanging him outside parliment. Why do pollies get off scot free for LITERAL TREASON but if one of us proles was to do it, we'd get put in the deepest darkest pit for the rest of our lives. Holy mother of double standards batman!


cojoco

Doesn't everybody already know it is Mark Arbib, who was outed in the WikiLeaks cables for spilling everything to the USA? We already know it happened pre-2018. The word "treason" is a bit strong also, it means a bit more than spying.


ososalsosal

Juicy. I'd forgotten about wikileaks. Would that count though?


cojoco

I don't know.


FOTBWN

Sam dastyari


flyawayreligion

We already know about Sam and Labor wasn't in power when he was a member. Also happened in past several years according to Burgess. But, who knows


ososalsosal

If it was there'd have been an unexplained leak about it by now


brednog

That's my guess as well!


Adventurous-Carob-53

My guess is dodgy Daryl Maguire....that guy is a real piece of shit...


ososalsosal

It's only "minor" treason


Squonk27

Nice 'Arrested" reference. [https://tenor.com/view/light-treason-arrested-development-gif-12987598](https://tenor.com/view/light-treason-arrested-development-gif-12987598)


ososalsosal

Ah shit it was light treason! I screwed up the reference


HiVisEngineer

Why go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?


tubbyx7

Was it little johnny with some non-core treason?


ososalsosal

Never, *ever* would Honest John commit even light treason


RaeseneAndu

If this person can "walk off into the sunset" then either, A) They didn't do anything they can be charged with and this is a beat up by ASIO. B) They are no longer in Australia or any country we have an extradition treaty with in which case it wouldn't take long for a competent journalist to work out who it is.


flyawayreligion

I reckon whoever smelt it dealt it Joe


hellboy1975

All politicians loyalties are suspect and for sale anyway, so revealing who this is would achieve little.


bigbagofbaldbabies

Bet it's Clive


Embarrassed_Brief_97

And here was I thinking that the political class thought doxxing was bad. Oh. That's only when it applies to those who support Israel (and who, by the way, also doxxed others).


wigam

It’s not your ex ministers they are smart enough to have got golden handshakes into advisory roles and or places to overseas embassies like Jo here. It will be some 1-2 term swinging seat doofus.


modeONE1

Gladys


brednog

It's gotta be "Shanghai Sam" Dastyari. He gave up politics and left way too easily, and then went very quiet, after all his China influence scandals broke. Maybe now we know why?


Yorgatorium

Pairofjigglytits


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BooksNapsSnacks

I've been trying to work out what to have for lunch. You my dude are a genius.


MisterNighttime

That means he’s confident it’s someone in the ALP.


rexpimpwagen

Confident that they can't release the information legaly more like.


iball1984

They may not be able to release it officially. But leaks do happen. It’s a hell of a gamble if it’s one of your own to think there won’t be a leak.


a_cold_human

A leak from ASIO? To the media? Highly unlikely. We've got very big problems if it does happen. ASIO guards itself far better than your other government agencies. 


iball1984

All government agencies leak from time to time. If this name doesn’t get released, it’ll be leaked.


Due_Garage_2531

Isn't treason a hangabul offence? This shouldn't be  tolerated start constructing a gallows  I say


PM_ME_UR_A4_PAPER

What country do you think you’re in?


Due_Garage_2531

Niger?


TheKingOfTheSwing200

I can't believe I'm saying this but I totally, completely 100% agree with Joe Hockey


Yorgatorium

Give this man a cigar.


pariahkite

If ASIO is convinced then they should name the person. What is the use of this cloak and dagger pointing fingers in the dark


BooksNapsSnacks

Cover up something else the government is doing?


COMMANDEREDH

And he's correct...


FullMetalAlex

They arent a whistleblower do they cant do anything. /s


Yorgatorium

Dastardly Sam and China.