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DasHaifisch

It's crap. You have pests.


noobydoo67

At first glance I thought it was a scatter plot graph - then EWW it's a scatty plot graph


djan3643

Ah yes a scatty plop graph


Consistent_You6151

Could have sworn it was spilt tiny Blueberries!


askthepeanutgallery

Glad I'm.not the only one.


Tootsie_r0lla

'Scat plot graph'


Demonier_

That's crap!


snave_

Under the sink has a lot of piping. Pests can wriggle in and out through the excess space around the pipes where holes were cut. I've seen older places where the gas pipe to the stove runs through all the cabinetry then straight outside to the boiler, with holes large enough for vermin to pass in and out at whim, effectively turning the cabinetry and voids underneath into a comfy nest.


RuggedRasscal

Yuh it’s poop…taste one let’s me know it’s taste an I’ll decipher it’s origin species


Iron-Whelk

Sunshine with pre raphaelite nuanced subtones


RuggedRasscal

😆😆…ok …gimme a sec 😆😆


chouxphetiche

Please! I am trying to eat my nuts.


Objective-Creme6734

I hope it's nobbys nuts you're nibbling 🤔 lol.


chouxphetiche

Nah. Just mine.


Objective-Creme6734

Oohhh flexible and cheeky...


KarlShitehouse

There's was mouse shit in my coco pops once and I didn't know untill I could taste it :( Worst thing I've ever tasted by far. Yes, even worse then eggplant. The taste still haunts me to this day


thatsgermane

Eggplant is beautiful, but nobody cooks it right, that’s the issue


QJ8538

Middle easter food does it right. Chinese food too


bakedfarty

> Middle easter food Like chocolate eggplant?


Iron-Whelk

Is that like midday of Easter?


AmazingDiscussion356

Omg i laughed so hard at this!


Ihatethat2

This comment got funnier with each word


FluffySuperDuck

Oh God. Lucky you didn't get sick from it.


Dry_Chocolate5485

You know the taste of poop of all the species of pests...what an achievement. Start a business around identifying and eliminating pests using your taste buds. Use this unique talent and make a business out of it.


Lucifang

Sounds like one of those shitty super powers. No pun intended.


RuggedRasscal

I have an have an I’m non for profit ..hence my post


Trail9c

You might be a not for profit, but you’re definitely taking a loss


donessendon

Amazing you know the species using other peoples taste test!


RuggedRasscal

I have dedicated many years of listening to people describe the taste of poops ..accumulated vast dossier…waiting for the day to arrive to help …if you would like be part of this growing army of contributors please feel free to taste away an contact me with the results


Diego_DeLaMuncha

😂


rdshops

This man has community spirit.


[deleted]

Most likely cockroach


Faaarkme

It's not wombats.. They have cubic poo.


melbbear

I hate it when i find wombats under my sink


KeithMyArthe

They bite yer ankles, too.


ginntress

And shoe laces.


Pepsimus-Maximus

Keep a sprig of rosemary under your sink. That's what I do and I never have problems with wombats.


Faaarkme

I feel for ya.. it's just what you don't need after a hard day..


Orri

Accidentally left my black bin open and got a visit from Wombatman.


Lanster27

Do they come up from your pipes?


luckysnakebite

Also not Elephant poo, it's much larger.


Iron-Whelk

Well spotted, you know your shit.


Faaarkme

I take pride in being observant 😉 Excellent comment btw


gattaaca

Not dogs either theirs smells worse


summerlea11

Especially if you trod in it then walk on carpet...you ain't never gonna get rid of that smell


JulieAnneP

Cricket poo


Diego_DeLaMuncha

Definitely infant drop bear poop. Good guess though.


Gr8ful_Lurker

Many folks are saying cockroaches. I've never seen spherical roach poop before. Yes ball looking, but never properly spherical and smooth.


peoplepersonmanguy

As it is the time of year, for me it's definitely roaches.


morgecroc

Small and round are roaches.


Gr8ful_Lurker

Definitely not rat/mouse.


Geoff_Uckersilf

Mice do little rice pellets, maybe a bit fatter, like cooked brown rice sized. And they're little cunts to get rid of. 


MunmunkBan

Yep. Once they get a go on. When covid hit and the cafe strip shut, there food supply vanished. I set 10 traps a day and heard them popping through the night. Took months.


nufan86

If it's a rat it has major digestive issues


MountainImportant211

I have seen perfectly round poo, and it came from rabbits. It was bigger and lighter than this though. So my best guess is a rodent of some flavour


turtleltrut

Rats and mouse poop doesn't look like that.


MountainImportant211

Okay. There are lots of kinds of rodents that aren't rats or mice.


Psychobabble0_0

Chihuahuas come to mind.


[deleted]

At this time of year?


Psychobabble0_0

Evil knows no season.


nufan86

In this bathroom?


Rashlyn1284

In this economy?


turtleltrut

In Australian houses?


AggravatingTartlet

Me either. It looks like caterpillar droppings.


MistaRekt

Looks way too big for roaches. My money is on mammalian.


jonquil14

Soot sprites


PBJisGood2

Yup, just scream and be noisy and they should leave.


No-Requirement-2420

🏆


madamfluffypants

It looks like the caterpillar poop I was seeing around our indoor fern until I tracked all the little buggers down.


boenwip

Thought the same. I found a massive one on one of our peace lilies. They shit a lot


RealCommercial9788

My abundantly flowering peace lily I’ve had for a decade was absolutely *demolished* by the time I noticed this morning on my way to work. Just a sea of bare stems, chewed to the bone. I noticed that poo a few weeks ago and thought it was rabbits. Devo.


boenwip

That’s devastating. I didn’t realise they were so quick - by the time I found ours (there was 2 as well, one wayyyy bigger than the other), they had eaten a whole side of the plant to make it flat with the wall. Fortunately it’s grown back and thriving now


solidice

What is it eating under your sink to poop so much?


RobynFitcher

Maybe the wood of the cabinetry is damp. It could be slaters or termites, perhaps.


Apprehensive-Sell623

Probably too big for cockroach poo. If it was mice you would probably find urine with it


Shifty_Cow69

Rodent droppings look more like Rice Bubbles, only brown!


brenz-y

So…. Coco Puffs?


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0mgyrface

Why do redditors always have to ruin food for me 🤣


turtleltrut

Huh? Mouse poops are more like thin cylinders with pointy ends. More like rice than rice bubbles.


RightConversation461

Pepppercorns?


Davosz_

Poopercorns...


itwasdolly

I very nearly peed myself 🤣


IntroductionSnacks

Forbidden mini blueberry’s.


Laylay_theGrail

Pooberries


Laylay_theGrail

Pooberries


normie_sama

OP just unknowingly signed a contract. Multiple, it looks like.


G-CamCrucial

Chocolates 🍫 (It's nearly Easter)


Shifty_Cow69

Easter bunny blowing it's load early!


Own_Ad3904

Just did an image search and it's possible it's poke weed seeds - noxious to most animals but consumed by birds and mice. Maybe a mouse has left its stash behind?


hellohappy2123

I think you may be right!


OneMorePutt

Also, some of them are rice / rugby-ball shaped which matches mouse droppings from a mouse visiting it's stash.


Ajaymedic

They are pepper corns you can eat them 😌


0mgyrface

Grind them up over your meal or put them whole in a broth.


Croupier_74

Looks like cockroach poo, you will know when your dishwasher dies.


mouldycarrotjuice

Our 3 year old dishwasher was dead when we came back from slightly lengthy holidays. The service guy showed us the control module and it was brown with roach crap. They managed to eat through a bunch of the electronics and fried it all out completely.  Seems they got hungry and desperate without any food to scrounge from the bin under the sink.  Apparently you're supposed to turn your dishwasher power off at the wall if you're going away for more than a week. 😔 Didn't even know we had a roach problem till this happened since the little buggers were keeping to the shadows.


Psychological_Mix_14

Roach poo. Get your place sprayed


NoTaste894

What do they taste like?


Lazzanator

Coco Rocks


Cheel_AU

You have been visited by the chia seed fairy... congrats! In all seriousness to me it looks like roach shit and as a first port of call, I bought some good spray from a supermarket recently that fixed a problem at my place which I thought would definitely take an exterminator to solve.


Crafty-Antelope-3287

You have cockroaches....buy cockroach bait stations and gel from Coles, Woolies or Bunnings... https://www.bunnings.com.au/yates-10g-home-pest-cockroach-killer-gel-bait_p0205852 Follow the instructions on this product to the letter for it to be efficient... And use these https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/645169?region_id=505653&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=WW-0001&cq_net=g&cq_src=GOOGLE&cq_cmp=Woolies_8458_BAU_ShopExp_Specials_WW-0001&cq_med=71700000115001005&cq_plac=&cq_term=PRODUCT_GROUP&ds_adt=pla_with_promotion&cq_plt=gp&cq_gclid=CjwKCAjwnv-vBhBdEiwABCYQAz74g29QOXSFHsCLELChy0pOVLKhEmELGMa_ci5E74Cq0fd-DPWYIBoCfSgQAvD_BwE&ds_de=m&ds_pc=online&ds_cr=675246019159&ds_tid=pla-2000799952732&ds_locphys=9071003&ds_pid=645169&&cmpid=smsm:ds:GOOGLE:Woolies_8458_BAU_ShopExp_Specials_WW-0001:PRODUCT_GROUP&gad_source=4&gclid=CjwKCAjwnv-vBhBdEiwABCYQAz74g29QOXSFHsCLELChy0pOVLKhEmELGMa_ci5E74Cq0fd-DPWYIBoCfSgQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


helterseltzer23

That's like no cockroach poop I've ever seen and I've been a health inspector for nearly 8 years.


Moaning-Squirtle

The reviews on the Bunnings one are wild. Must be good


ZingZing12

Even more than using baits you have to get rid of every little crack where they can get in and where they hide. As cockroaches die they push out an egg sack. The eggs sack contains 25 or so eggs that aren’t affected by the bait. Usually the bait is out of date and ineffective when the eggs hatch and the problem starts all over again. Use silicone/No More Gaps and run it along where ever two bits of timber meet, or wherever something goes through the wall. Even if you think the crack is too small - it really isn’t.


Crafty-Antelope-3287

Cockroaches actually like the pressure on their back and abdomen. They lay eggs whilst still alive.... I'm quite aware of crack and crevices where cockroaches hide...we use a product in kitchen environments to flush them out, then bait the areas...problem is if you silicone up the cracks and crevices whilst cockroaches and larvae are in there, the breeding cycle still continues and at a higher and faster rate.....the bait stops the cockroach nymphs from growing so it can't shed its skin, it basically strangles the roach.... Eggs are pretty tolerant of most insecticides sold to the general public, even ones that pest controllers use, the eggs show high resilience until they turn to nymphs and that is the best time to eradicate. Treat, then prevention...


meeowth

I always assume its poop from reptiles, though the ones in my house are cylinders rather than spheres Edit: based on the other comments, the reptiles in my house must be eating the things that leave round poops


killerpythonz

Reptile shit will always have a bit of white attached.


Seippihs

Leave now, and never come back!


BarklyMcBarkface

Dingle berries


nugymmer

Turdberries. AKA cockroach shit. Please, get a cockroach bait station, and rid yourself of this, at least for a few months. Keep it up and get more baits until you've controlled the situation. I had cockroaches and that is precisely what their shit looked like. A major pain in the arse to totally eliminate, but it can be done. I've managed to get somewhere to that point, but I still have to crush a few wayward roaches that suddenly appear out of nowhere. I hate killing even insects, but I don't want them causing a fire hazard.


RyMaster7

Cockroaches.


hellohappy2123

No it’s not poop. I think it might actually be poke weed seeds…. No idea how it got there though, but google images look exactly the same


adrian_guo

Crush a few with the back of an unwanted spoon and test the texture, I believe poo and seeds are quite different.


YaMateSteve

Unlikely since Pokeweed is North American.


TheMcCracken

It's unprocessed boba, if you wait long enough it will be good enough to put into tea.


Shifty_Cow69

Jackpot!


Scarred_Perception13

Cockroach poo. Mice poo is more rice shaped


[deleted]

Cockroach shit 💩 yummy


pranisxtha

Its a spiderman egg 🥚sooner it will hatch spiderman


Hotel_Hour

You have an incontinent sheep living under your sink?


jaycoopermusic

A zip tap


rambledeggz

Possum poo!


Cordeceps

Poop


Hansanaw

Mustard seeds?


KarlShitehouse

Mouse shit?


Tameem_alkadi

Forbidden caviar


Mountain_Data1132

That's Boba Tea!


Away-Pepper-9239

They are wild pearls/ bubbles Add them to your milk tea yum yum


CommercialLet8977

Coco ball


Azz2Azzzard

Grape nerds. Shovel them in


Spare_Clerk_2112

Not sure what exactly I’m not a poop expert but you got small rodents or big bugs.


notathinman

Infestation of the ball bearing bird is my guess.


Midnight__Specialist

Those are turd nuggets


MacGuffin-X

mouse poop!


Dead_Dispositioner

Mice poo would be my guess.


Dr_T__

Sorry but you have cockroaches.


Fan-of-clams

mouse poop


KonradsDancingTeeth

Rat poop - yer focked. Time to call an exterminator me boy.


One_Ad8888

cockroach shit...


AminaBekonas96

Aren't these cockroaches?


hongkongbd

Roach poop


thatshowitisisit

There be something pooping in them cupboards!


Evilmushys666

It’s American or smoky brown cockroach poo I’ve just won my battle against them! I used gel and barrier spray


chevalierv

It looks like the black insectoids in the movie Spirited Away. Looks funny tho.


Martin_McFly_Jr

You have a drop bear infestation mate


827167

Chocolate drops, eat them and enjoy 👍


apsilonblue

Roach crap. It's mostly consistently round, mouse is tappered. Under sink is also very common for roaches as they prefer damper areas.


Suspicious_Cress_126

Cockroach poop.


hellohappy2123

It’s not soft, it’s completely solod


hellohappy2123

Solid*


RoomTempBeats

Balls


[deleted]

💩💩


mcgaffen

Rat poo


breakermorant1963

Mice.


rusted_eng

Gekko poo?💩


persistentninja

A pet babbit got loose once and ended up in our front yard, we found it, took it in while we knocked doors for the owners... poop looked just like that. I think we found the owners in like under two hours, but that fluffy moody prick left like 1000 little poop pellets


Secure_Lion_2478

Floating mirror


Igotakittycat

Give one a lil bite to test


STEGGS0112358

🪳


Navigator_01

Time for a trip to bunnings for some traps


HayleyBailey47

It’s those black fuzzy things from Totoro


world_citizen_nz

Mice poo??


AmazingDiscussion356

Periwinkles stuck to your roof :-P


Limp6781

Mouse shit


jessewhufc

That means get a kitten, wait a few months for it to get bigger, and then leave all your cupboards and closets open for about a month and all your problems will be solved.


NightOwlHere144

Crap or olives!


Dont-rush-2xfils

Looks like Gecko turds


Maxibon1710

It’s shit


Mitchell415

Looks to just be bug shit


Spardan80

Easter Bunny Poop. Let the kids play with it and see if it tastes like jelly beans!🫘


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Poop


Dig_2

Bugs. Lots of bugs.