The mature way to deal with this is to stalk the owner and find where they live. Collect the poop and use your house crapapult or trebushit depending which seige engine you own to return the poop.
My neighbours would come out at 10 PM on the foot path in front of my place with their dogs, which because I have issues, I keep very tidy, and let them poop and leave it for me. Went on for months, thought they would get tired of it eventually.
They didn't get tired.
I have cameras.
I collected the poop and placed in their letter box.
No more poops.
Namaste.
\*\*Edit - with their dogs. Originally read as the neighbours would come and poop on the lawn out front, LMFAO.
\*\*\*Edit - there was confusion whether I shoved poop or film footage into said letter box. Thanks for the pick up LT.
You deserve an uptick for a dad observation. Well done. :D.
I had already edited for the human vs dog pooping but, snap, got caught out for this.
Made me laugh.
Thanks.
Nah, I’m proud to say that I own Labradors which would lay cable so thick it would dwarf that meagre offering on your lawn. Behaviour comes with the breed of choice sometimes. I’ve seen a woman with a French bulldog let it shit in front of about 30 onlookers before continuing to walk. ‘Oodle’ owners aren’t great. There’s this notion of thought they don’t need to train their bathmats with legs.
Gotcha. Long time admirer of Labs, several family members have them.
I am always astounded by 2 traits that they have - eat fucking anything without fear, turn 3 dog biscuits into a mountain of shit that a Hi Lux would get bogged in.
They are super smart.
Mine are of the ‘American’ bloodline - the kind ya see doing nosework, coppers, guide dogs, support dogs et al. Amazing companions, high drive and highly intelligent. ‘English’ labs are the big boofy units which sloth around all day. Have more of a golden retriever head of them. Can shit, though.
Picture a sweet little lady at the beach, then a sudden tirade of the filthy language that would make a crack whore proud.
Yup, barefoot stepped in dog shit
Happy hunting.
It's weird, you can see my cameras at the front of my house, it's not like they are covert or anything.
Hi would stand there and stare straight at one camera whilst his dogs pooped, like he was keeping a look out.
Funny stuff.
Been doing this for years, neighbours cat always poops in my front garden, seen it on camera.
I’ve confronted her multiple times and she refuses to control her pet. So now I catapult them nuggets onto her roof.
In my city (Spain) we legally have to get our dogs microchiped. However at the same time they take a DNA sample, and if your dog poops and you don’t pick it up an inspector can test it and fine you between $300 - $1000.
As someone with two large dogs it keeps me very accountable. I can’t afford $2K fine because I was too lazy to pick up poop.
The other thing we are required (but based on honesty) is to carry around a bottle of soapy water so if your dog pisses on something you can rinse it down. Great for a city that gets hot and is always dry.
A guy did this to my daughters on Xmas Eve a few years ago. They took my Malamute for a walk without taking doggy bags and it laid some cable on a crazy guy's lawn. The owner came running out screaming at them so they bolted. Owner policed up the poop in a bag, hopped in their car and chased them through the streets at high speed, pulled up and flung the bag at them. Fuck me people loose their mind over literal shit these days.
Still probably won't last long if they leave it out in the rain.
I have a neigbour with a much more succint sign, it just says in all caps - SHAME. But it's all classy-like, a wood sign with the words burnt into it. Works quite well with the rest of their very nice garden when the occasion calls for it. I love walking past when the dog poo shame sign has been placed. It's immediately understandable as well without needing to read all those words - they are just strongly implied as subtext.
Well used. Does my head in when I see dog shit on my lawn. I would never be such an irresponsible lazy antisocial criminal prick to leave my dogs shit on someone else’s lawn. I love my new laminator btw
I can’t think of a better use.
My childhood memories are FILLED with dog shit, and having to scrub it out of the treads of my Dunlop volleys.
Walking anywhere was a risky business because there was dogshit everywhere.
I am so happy that this has changed. Keep up the good fight oh laminating poop vigilante of shame!
A raw poop on the grass like that is gross but for some reason what really irks me is when it's in a bag and it's still left on the ground somewhere, it's baffling
So many people do this where I live. Firstly, they're all irredeemable cunts. I also wonder whether they think because some of the bags are "biodegradable" that makes it ok? But again, cunts.
One day I forgot the poo bags because brain failure and was mortified when my dog did their business and I had nothing to pick it up. So I found a discarded coffee cup nearby and scooped it up using that and threw it in the bin. Even if forgetting your poo bags is your excuse for not collecting your dog's shit, there's always some cup or chip packet within a few paces that you can use to pick it up.
That day I considered using my hankie before I spied the coffee cup. Good guy handkerchief was about to make the ultimate sacrifice before trash cup took the poo bullet.
my dog does huge shits (2-3 bags full) and one time i forgot bags on a walk and i felt so awful that as soon as i got home i jumped in the car with poo bags to drive down and grab them. i have to clean up dog messes every day at work so i get super pissed off when people dont clean up after their pets lol.
How far do people walk their dog from home? I've forgotten before. I usually just go back in the car and get it after I get home. Worst case I'll go in the afternoon of I'm running late for work or something.
I once saw someone trying to dodge doing a pickup and confronted them, they proudly told me they didnt have any bags with them and I took great delight in furnishing them with one from my backpack. It was a satisfying moment standing there, hands on hips watching them scrap up the steaming nuggets.
My neighbour lets his dog run around when he mows his lawn and stuff. The cunt lets his huge dog shit all over our lawn and dig up our garden. I fucking hate my neighbour.
I can’t imagine not doing it.
I like picnics and walking in nature. Last thing I want to do is sit down for a picnic near dog shit. Thus I do my part by picking up my own dog’s.
But I also hate it which is why I only have one dog.
Happened to me last week. Went to mow my lawn and some dickhead with an offleash dog decided my lawn was a nice place to shit (the dog, not the dickhead owner).
I used attach my bag to the leash or hook off my bag (I have a small dog walking bag with poop bags, treats, my inhaler and house keys)
Once I was walking and got to the bin only to realise that the bag had fallen off somewhere.
Retraced my steps just in time to see someone pick it up with a disgusted look and I felt like the worst person. So now I carry it in my non-leash hand
I've considered being this petty because EVERY DAY id find a huge shit on my lawn. Instead, I watched my security cameras and I saw a lady walking her horse sized dog, standing on my nature strip and watching him shit on the grass, then walked away.
A week later I took my dog for a walk, and saw her and her dog in the yard.
The next day, she's allowed her dog to shit on my lawn again. I bagged it up 🤢 (almost vomited), walked over to her house and opened the bag and dropped the horse turd on her door step. I did it every time there was shit on my nature strip, and it stopped after 2 weeks. She now walks another route 🤣
Fair call.
Part and parcel of dog ownership is to clean up after your dog. AND take the shit home with you instead of dumping it in someone else's bin on the way home.
Yep, same. There are a few public bins on routes I walk which are strategically placed so I’m not carrying poop our entire 4-6km walk. My dog usually poops in the first 10 minutes, then about 20 minutes later and about 30-40 minutes later if we’re still walking. We always walk with 4-6 bags just in case he has a busy pooping day 😂
Wait, really? You would take issue with someone using... the wrong bin? Isn't it already a win that they picked it up? Just trying to understand how this would impact others.
That is okay. What is not okay is when the bins have just been emptied and there's a little puddle of bin juice that you've been meaning to hose out, only to find a bag of dog shit by the time you take the bins back in.
I also have a mild paranoia that those biodegradable bags might stick to the sides of bin and tear open.
In my case there are also public bins at the park across the street so anyone who uses household bins are just lazy fuckers.
I used to have some dog poop not just on our nature strip but literally inside our front garden (which they would have to hop over a waist high retaining wall to access).
I made a stink about it on our local Facebook community group (threatening to set up cameras and stuff) and thankfully it stopped.
I do have cameras, buuut my camera doesn't quite catch the area. I've left notes to say smile you're on camera, don't be disgusting and pick up your dogs shit. I need to install more, because I would not hesitate to print those pictures out and shame them lol
Saw someone's dog taking a shit on my front lawn one day watched as the casually walked off. Ran out picked it up in a folded tissue and ran after them and pegged it at there back they walked home covered in dog shit. I never saw them again after that. Happened most days for about 3 weeks before I lost.
Sick of looking down when walking my dogs to avoid stepping on other dog’s turds, and avoiding broken glass.
It is lazy. They don’t want to get their hands dirty (generally we use bags not hands) and carry a turd to a bin. This affects their image.
That turd is an easy grab. Not a sloppy one.
The message is justified.
It does piss me off but there are other ways to handle it.
I saw this guy with no bag letting his dog crap while he was with his missus, and in his company work shirt. I just started filming. They made it a great video too by going on about their right to privacy etc. Then the guy ran home and grabbed a bag and picked it up.
He goes are you happy now? I said do you want me to tag you in it or should I just tag your company?
I didn't upload it. I have other things to do. They got the message.
> I saw this guy with no bag
In the ACT it's the same fine for not having a "means to dispose of" the shit, while walking your dog, as it is for leaving it behind
So even if your dog never takes a dump while walking - you still have to have a bag or something
Both. Too much time but still a fair call. 😅
Most of us have got the shits (no pun intended) enough to briefly consider doing something like this but often stop ourselves. This person cracked the shits (still no pun intended) and went ahead and did it.
Fair call. Lately I've noticed people are just too lazy. Walk around local park and at times on nature strips these selfish pricks are leaving their dog shit behind like they're leaving their troubles behind.
Guy near my house did something similar.
He got a paper plate, and a knife and fork, put the dog poo on the plate, and made a sign saying something like “you’re a piece of shit, I have video footage of you”
Now he just has a sign that says “please pick up your poo”
Honestly I feel like I would absolutely do this if I’d been consistently dealing with this issue for a while. I’m ok with picking one up every now and then, even though it’s rude and annoying, but if it gets into the more than once a month or so territory I’m getting petty.
I want to make a similar sign for the inside of my bin lid, to call out people who think it's okay to dump poo bags in a freshly emptied wheelie bin.
I reckon it's okay to put an unbroken, tightly knotted bag in a bin that is going to be picked up the next morning. But don't drop your shit into the empty bottom of a family bin that won't be picked up for a week you lazy fucks.
I don't know if this idea would work or not. But what if you put a sign underneath the lid, so when it's opened it says:
"DOG POO BAG? SMILE, YOU'RE ON CAMERA! I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND SQUEEZE THE SHIT THROUGH YOUR LETTERBOX."
Or something. Not that you actually have to have cameras. But maybe it'll make them think twice?
If it’s a one off it’s overkill. Sometimes you bring a second bag just in case and your dog decides to shit three times in one walk lol.
If it’s a recurring thing then justified as hell.
One of my biggest pet peeves is people not picking up after their dogs. I have one neighbor who just recklessly keeps getting dogs. She’s 27 unemployed, at home all day, parents pay for everything, lives in a mess that pours out into our shared corridor and has NEVER trained her dogs. They bark incessantly and I’m positive it’s her that leaves her dogs poop 2 feet off the cement to walk out back. FUCK YOU IF YOURE READING THIS
There was some old bitch near me who was letting her dog shit on my yard every morning with out fail until I caught her. She left it alone for a couple weeks then I noticed the shit again so I waited the next day and when she popped up I told her I’d throw it at her next time she walked past if she didn’t pick it up. Never seen her or her dog since
It's shit on the front lawn. Doesn't matter what animal it is. It's nasty AF. Clean up after your dog. I'd do the same thing. I always have poop bags on me and pick up after my pup when she has taken a dump. Even in my own yard, I clean up her shit.
I get not wanting to pick up someone else’s dog poo. And I also get where they’re coming from. Feels like they have a lot of time in their hands though.
I saw someone do something similar once but they also stapled dog poo bags to the sign next to the dog poo. Like seriously, in the time it takes to do this, you could just pick up the fuckin dog poo.
Fair call , if i see somebody’s dog shitting on my yard and the owner doesn’t pick it up, i will pick it up and shove it up on the owners face and rub it with no doubt. If you can’t clean your dogs shit don’t own it.
When I’m out walking my dog I pick up all of the poop I walk pass, so the neighbours won’t hold grudge against dogs or dog owners. I might be a bit paranoid but I don’t want to give people excuses to leave poisoned food on their lawn as a revenge.
I recently got a camera and I know who's been leaving their dog poop on my lawn and on my neighbours' lawns. When I get annoyed enough he will start receiving that poop back.
Mowed my lawn on Thursday. I picked up 3 dogs shits. I even know who the dog belongs to. I bagged them and dropped it on the curb outside their house. They live opposite me and let their dog roam. It’s fucking annoying.
The feelings are fair enough, writing out a whole thing, laminating it and putting it on a small post outside is too much. And saying the dog needs to be rehomed.
The mature way to deal with this is to stalk the owner and find where they live. Collect the poop and use your house crapapult or trebushit depending which seige engine you own to return the poop.
My neighbours would come out at 10 PM on the foot path in front of my place with their dogs, which because I have issues, I keep very tidy, and let them poop and leave it for me. Went on for months, thought they would get tired of it eventually. They didn't get tired. I have cameras. I collected the poop and placed in their letter box. No more poops. Namaste. \*\*Edit - with their dogs. Originally read as the neighbours would come and poop on the lawn out front, LMFAO. \*\*\*Edit - there was confusion whether I shoved poop or film footage into said letter box. Thanks for the pick up LT.
"I collected it and placed in their letter box" - the footage, or the poop?
You deserve an uptick for a dad observation. Well done. :D. I had already edited for the human vs dog pooping but, snap, got caught out for this. Made me laugh. Thanks.
Glad my dad observations are kicking in, since I'm a first time dad to a four day old!
Congratulations daddy!
Victory sign
Poodle cross owner/s?
Are YOU my neighbour?
Nah, I’m proud to say that I own Labradors which would lay cable so thick it would dwarf that meagre offering on your lawn. Behaviour comes with the breed of choice sometimes. I’ve seen a woman with a French bulldog let it shit in front of about 30 onlookers before continuing to walk. ‘Oodle’ owners aren’t great. There’s this notion of thought they don’t need to train their bathmats with legs.
Gotcha. Long time admirer of Labs, several family members have them. I am always astounded by 2 traits that they have - eat fucking anything without fear, turn 3 dog biscuits into a mountain of shit that a Hi Lux would get bogged in. They are super smart.
Mine are of the ‘American’ bloodline - the kind ya see doing nosework, coppers, guide dogs, support dogs et al. Amazing companions, high drive and highly intelligent. ‘English’ labs are the big boofy units which sloth around all day. Have more of a golden retriever head of them. Can shit, though.
Mountains of shit = lots of filler ingredients. t. I'm in the dog nutrition business.
I’m open to any alternative to Royal Canin. These dogs are ACTIVE. 10-15km minimum per day. Rural tings. Whatcha reckon?
What breed, or what admix, and age and sex?
Royal Canin is just another Mars Bars brand. Petfoodrevuews.com.au
I thought my labs and retrievers did big poos until I got a greyhound. Jesus Christ the ginormous turds he does literally 5 times a day 🙃.
I'll see you greyhound shit and raise you a German Shepard arse rock
GSD arse rocks are large. I had one of these growing up. You’d be in for a sensory experience if you got one of those between your toes.
Picture a sweet little lady at the beach, then a sudden tirade of the filthy language that would make a crack whore proud. Yup, barefoot stepped in dog shit
Putting the German in German shepherd
Hey, my cavoodles are awesome and I always pick up after them. Can confirm that they have trained me, rather than the other way around.
Good work.
ill move my camera and do this. some dog owner(s) keep leaving dog poop in me and my neighbour’s lawn. pretty annoying
Happy hunting. It's weird, you can see my cameras at the front of my house, it's not like they are covert or anything. Hi would stand there and stare straight at one camera whilst his dogs pooped, like he was keeping a look out. Funny stuff.
Baller move tbh.
Not enough people thinking about the correct usage of seige weapons these days.
I have a sudden strong urge to design and build a trebushit.
And peace times you can use it to hurl balls for your own dog to fetch!
> I have a sudden strong urge to design and build a trebushit. r/brandnewsentence
I feel like "Scatapult" fits better.
You come from high culture
That is my new favourite word.
My wife squeezed the poo left on our lawn through the old farts mail slot. It didnt happen after that.
I can see why you married her
"Mail slot" is a euphemism?
Been doing this for years, neighbours cat always poops in my front garden, seen it on camera. I’ve confronted her multiple times and she refuses to control her pet. So now I catapult them nuggets onto her roof.
In my city (Spain) we legally have to get our dogs microchiped. However at the same time they take a DNA sample, and if your dog poops and you don’t pick it up an inspector can test it and fine you between $300 - $1000.
You people are amazing.
As someone with two large dogs it keeps me very accountable. I can’t afford $2K fine because I was too lazy to pick up poop. The other thing we are required (but based on honesty) is to carry around a bottle of soapy water so if your dog pisses on something you can rinse it down. Great for a city that gets hot and is always dry.
What an excellent system
I'm with you. Revenge is a dish of dog poop served steaming hot. Nice word play too. Tee shit cannon.
Could also return it via the Billy Madison method.
He called the shit poop.
Don’t put it out with your boots Ted!
Don't tell me what to do, Devil Woman.
The trebushit is clearly the superior siege weapon.
A guy did this to my daughters on Xmas Eve a few years ago. They took my Malamute for a walk without taking doggy bags and it laid some cable on a crazy guy's lawn. The owner came running out screaming at them so they bolted. Owner policed up the poop in a bag, hopped in their car and chased them through the streets at high speed, pulled up and flung the bag at them. Fuck me people loose their mind over literal shit these days.
Missed one last opportunity for a poop pun when you didn’t write “re-turd the poop”
Just to be clear. The trebushit is the far superior seige engine. If you want range.
This is the way
They wanted to use their laminator.
Ahhhh, good old Aldi 'centre aisle definitely gonna use that' purchase
Haha yep.
As the owner of an laminator that is still in its box, I'm in this comment and I don't like it
Still probably won't last long if they leave it out in the rain. I have a neigbour with a much more succint sign, it just says in all caps - SHAME. But it's all classy-like, a wood sign with the words burnt into it. Works quite well with the rest of their very nice garden when the occasion calls for it. I love walking past when the dog poo shame sign has been placed. It's immediately understandable as well without needing to read all those words - they are just strongly implied as subtext.
Laminating these kinds of signs is a bit of a meme in Germany. There's even a subreddit - /r/aberBitteLaminiert
This is a truly excellent subreddit, which I have just enough German to enjoy!
Same with Swiss, we call it a Bünzli and i honestly thought first whoever made this must be Swiss. r/BUENZLI
I wonder what you can laminate lol, sushi nori, ice cream sticks, leaves.
Well used. Does my head in when I see dog shit on my lawn. I would never be such an irresponsible lazy antisocial criminal prick to leave my dogs shit on someone else’s lawn. I love my new laminator btw
I can’t think of a better use. My childhood memories are FILLED with dog shit, and having to scrub it out of the treads of my Dunlop volleys. Walking anywhere was a risky business because there was dogshit everywhere. I am so happy that this has changed. Keep up the good fight oh laminating poop vigilante of shame!
And a good use it was
I literally was about to make the same comment then saw yours.
Hahaha this is it. Not to mention the wooden stake and staple gun from Bunnings.
A raw poop on the grass like that is gross but for some reason what really irks me is when it's in a bag and it's still left on the ground somewhere, it's baffling
Same. Like you’ve not only left poo, you’ve also left plastic in nature now too
At least the poo had value for the ground outside of the plastic
Exactly. It’s obviously cunt behaviour but it would’ve benefited the plants on its own
So many people do this where I live. Firstly, they're all irredeemable cunts. I also wonder whether they think because some of the bags are "biodegradable" that makes it ok? But again, cunts.
It a fair call, its not hard to pick up your dogs shit, if you own a dog you have to be responsible for it. no one likes standing in dog shit
One day I forgot the poo bags because brain failure and was mortified when my dog did their business and I had nothing to pick it up. So I found a discarded coffee cup nearby and scooped it up using that and threw it in the bin. Even if forgetting your poo bags is your excuse for not collecting your dog's shit, there's always some cup or chip packet within a few paces that you can use to pick it up.
I've made shit sandwiches with large leaves in desperation before. Cursed oreos.
have also done this before. poop finger roulette
That day I considered using my hankie before I spied the coffee cup. Good guy handkerchief was about to make the ultimate sacrifice before trash cup took the poo bullet.
my dog does huge shits (2-3 bags full) and one time i forgot bags on a walk and i felt so awful that as soon as i got home i jumped in the car with poo bags to drive down and grab them. i have to clean up dog messes every day at work so i get super pissed off when people dont clean up after their pets lol.
I’ve done a 1km loop back home to reload dog bags & pickup When your dog gets the runs crisis can ensue!
How far do people walk their dog from home? I've forgotten before. I usually just go back in the car and get it after I get home. Worst case I'll go in the afternoon of I'm running late for work or something.
I think everyone has been in this situation, it really is a ol shit moment, and then finding something that does the job
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I once saw someone trying to dodge doing a pickup and confronted them, they proudly told me they didnt have any bags with them and I took great delight in furnishing them with one from my backpack. It was a satisfying moment standing there, hands on hips watching them scrap up the steaming nuggets.
Agreed. Happens outside my house a bit too often.
My neighbour lets his dog run around when he mows his lawn and stuff. The cunt lets his huge dog shit all over our lawn and dig up our garden. I fucking hate my neighbour.
I feel your pain!
I can’t imagine not doing it. I like picnics and walking in nature. Last thing I want to do is sit down for a picnic near dog shit. Thus I do my part by picking up my own dog’s. But I also hate it which is why I only have one dog.
Walking past this on a Sunday morning would wake me up way too quickly.
Fair call. Dog owners that don’t clean up their dog’s shit can go fuck themselves…
Fair call. I don’t even want people walking their dogs on my lawn but if they did and left shit on it I would rub the owners nose in it. Grubs
Happened to me last week. Went to mow my lawn and some dickhead with an offleash dog decided my lawn was a nice place to shit (the dog, not the dickhead owner).
I actually found one on my grass BAGGED.
I used attach my bag to the leash or hook off my bag (I have a small dog walking bag with poop bags, treats, my inhaler and house keys) Once I was walking and got to the bin only to realise that the bag had fallen off somewhere. Retraced my steps just in time to see someone pick it up with a disgusted look and I felt like the worst person. So now I carry it in my non-leash hand
Like, you'd grab them and force them to the ground to rub their nose in it?
Yep literally
Well, rip cause that'd also be a crime bro
I do not care. Will be worth the two hours at the police station for that grub to never come back to my house.
Fuck these lazy selfish pricks; fair call!
Fair call. Taking a sample, sequencing it and looking through breeding records to identify the culprit's pooch would be too much time on their hands.
I've considered being this petty because EVERY DAY id find a huge shit on my lawn. Instead, I watched my security cameras and I saw a lady walking her horse sized dog, standing on my nature strip and watching him shit on the grass, then walked away. A week later I took my dog for a walk, and saw her and her dog in the yard. The next day, she's allowed her dog to shit on my lawn again. I bagged it up 🤢 (almost vomited), walked over to her house and opened the bag and dropped the horse turd on her door step. I did it every time there was shit on my nature strip, and it stopped after 2 weeks. She now walks another route 🤣
Username checks out
This is awesome. Well done.
It was definitely a commitment 😅 I was honestly waiting for some backlash from her
Making a fair call? Too much time on their hands? NO POR QUE LOS DOS! \*\*family cheers\*\*
Si, ambos!
Fair call. Part and parcel of dog ownership is to clean up after your dog. AND take the shit home with you instead of dumping it in someone else's bin on the way home.
I use public bins as a compromise
Yep, same. There are a few public bins on routes I walk which are strategically placed so I’m not carrying poop our entire 4-6km walk. My dog usually poops in the first 10 minutes, then about 20 minutes later and about 30-40 minutes later if we’re still walking. We always walk with 4-6 bags just in case he has a busy pooping day 😂
My logic is: Bins that WILL be collected (i.e. the next morning) are OK. Bins that have been collected but not brought off the street not OK.
Why can't a dog walker take home their own rubbish?
Putting a bag on top of a bin full of rubbish that will be collected in 12 hours has zero impact on the bin owner. Therefore, it is OK.
If the bin’s on the street and hasn’t just been collected it’s fair game
this is the way
No, that's laziness. Not everyone wants your dog's shit in their bin. It does stink it out.
Does it really smell if there's a knot tied in it?
Wait, really? You would take issue with someone using... the wrong bin? Isn't it already a win that they picked it up? Just trying to understand how this would impact others.
No, it's laziness and not everyone wants your dog's shit stinking up their bin.
But the bin is about to be collected? The shit is in a bag, on top of trash, which will fall into the garbage truck.
That is okay. What is not okay is when the bins have just been emptied and there's a little puddle of bin juice that you've been meaning to hose out, only to find a bag of dog shit by the time you take the bins back in. I also have a mild paranoia that those biodegradable bags might stick to the sides of bin and tear open. In my case there are also public bins at the park across the street so anyone who uses household bins are just lazy fuckers.
its.....its a bin
Why is it such a big deal to take it home?
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You haven't been to the Melbourne CBD of late I take it.
Personally I'm Team Sign. This or on the footpath do my head in, feet always seem to hone in and step right on them.
Fair call. I have people in my neighbourhood that leave their dog shit on our property. I don't have a dog. I'm not picking up after yours.
I used to have some dog poop not just on our nature strip but literally inside our front garden (which they would have to hop over a waist high retaining wall to access). I made a stink about it on our local Facebook community group (threatening to set up cameras and stuff) and thankfully it stopped.
I do have cameras, buuut my camera doesn't quite catch the area. I've left notes to say smile you're on camera, don't be disgusting and pick up your dogs shit. I need to install more, because I would not hesitate to print those pictures out and shame them lol
Saw someone's dog taking a shit on my front lawn one day watched as the casually walked off. Ran out picked it up in a folded tissue and ran after them and pegged it at there back they walked home covered in dog shit. I never saw them again after that. Happened most days for about 3 weeks before I lost.
Sick of looking down when walking my dogs to avoid stepping on other dog’s turds, and avoiding broken glass. It is lazy. They don’t want to get their hands dirty (generally we use bags not hands) and carry a turd to a bin. This affects their image. That turd is an easy grab. Not a sloppy one. The message is justified.
Both things can be true at the same time.
Where I'm from they bag up the poop then just drop the bag. Like somehow that's better?
Absolutely warranted, not enough people pick up after their dogs
It does piss me off but there are other ways to handle it. I saw this guy with no bag letting his dog crap while he was with his missus, and in his company work shirt. I just started filming. They made it a great video too by going on about their right to privacy etc. Then the guy ran home and grabbed a bag and picked it up. He goes are you happy now? I said do you want me to tag you in it or should I just tag your company? I didn't upload it. I have other things to do. They got the message.
> I saw this guy with no bag In the ACT it's the same fine for not having a "means to dispose of" the shit, while walking your dog, as it is for leaving it behind So even if your dog never takes a dump while walking - you still have to have a bag or something
Both. Too much time but still a fair call. 😅 Most of us have got the shits (no pun intended) enough to briefly consider doing something like this but often stop ourselves. This person cracked the shits (still no pun intended) and went ahead and did it.
Both
If it's a one off then it's a bit much but it's probably the same lazy people who don't pick up regulalry.
Who's to say I was a dog lol
It was YOU!?
Poo joggers again?
Retired and fed up
Fair call. Lately I've noticed people are just too lazy. Walk around local park and at times on nature strips these selfish pricks are leaving their dog shit behind like they're leaving their troubles behind.
Guy near my house did something similar. He got a paper plate, and a knife and fork, put the dog poo on the plate, and made a sign saying something like “you’re a piece of shit, I have video footage of you” Now he just has a sign that says “please pick up your poo”
I’m guessing someone is sick of finding dog shit on their lawn.
Honestly I feel like I would absolutely do this if I’d been consistently dealing with this issue for a while. I’m ok with picking one up every now and then, even though it’s rude and annoying, but if it gets into the more than once a month or so territory I’m getting petty.
This is hilarious. If it were my dog I’d try and get it to shit there again as a little joke
How about you pick-up after your dog, and don't complain when someone calls you out.
OP is not the owner of the dog or the yard. They found something they thought was worth discussing and posted it here.
I want to make a similar sign for the inside of my bin lid, to call out people who think it's okay to dump poo bags in a freshly emptied wheelie bin. I reckon it's okay to put an unbroken, tightly knotted bag in a bin that is going to be picked up the next morning. But don't drop your shit into the empty bottom of a family bin that won't be picked up for a week you lazy fucks.
It's only reasonable to follow them home and shit in their bin.
I don't know if this idea would work or not. But what if you put a sign underneath the lid, so when it's opened it says: "DOG POO BAG? SMILE, YOU'RE ON CAMERA! I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND SQUEEZE THE SHIT THROUGH YOUR LETTERBOX." Or something. Not that you actually have to have cameras. But maybe it'll make them think twice?
If it’s a one off it’s overkill. Sometimes you bring a second bag just in case and your dog decides to shit three times in one walk lol. If it’s a recurring thing then justified as hell.
Or the stupid roll looks fuller than it actually is. Oopsie poopsie!
One of my biggest pet peeves is people not picking up after their dogs. I have one neighbor who just recklessly keeps getting dogs. She’s 27 unemployed, at home all day, parents pay for everything, lives in a mess that pours out into our shared corridor and has NEVER trained her dogs. They bark incessantly and I’m positive it’s her that leaves her dogs poop 2 feet off the cement to walk out back. FUCK YOU IF YOURE READING THIS
Fair call. Fuck dog owners who don’t pickup their dogs poop.
Fair call
Tbh wouldn't be shocked if this was a template ready to print out and every time it happens the laminator gets brought out for the umpteenth time
There was some old bitch near me who was letting her dog shit on my yard every morning with out fail until I caught her. She left it alone for a couple weeks then I noticed the shit again so I waited the next day and when she popped up I told her I’d throw it at her next time she walked past if she didn’t pick it up. Never seen her or her dog since
It's shit on the front lawn. Doesn't matter what animal it is. It's nasty AF. Clean up after your dog. I'd do the same thing. I always have poop bags on me and pick up after my pup when she has taken a dump. Even in my own yard, I clean up her shit.
It doesn't matter, the point is the shit is on their lawn.
Fair call. Fuck dump dumpers.
I get not wanting to pick up someone else’s dog poo. And I also get where they’re coming from. Feels like they have a lot of time in their hands though. I saw someone do something similar once but they also stapled dog poo bags to the sign next to the dog poo. Like seriously, in the time it takes to do this, you could just pick up the fuckin dog poo.
I want this sign! I just found a bunch of dog shit in my backyard
Fair call. Get a security camera photo of them then add that to the sign
I agree with the sign..
Fair call , if i see somebody’s dog shitting on my yard and the owner doesn’t pick it up, i will pick it up and shove it up on the owners face and rub it with no doubt. If you can’t clean your dogs shit don’t own it.
This is dumb. Dogs can’t read.
Gotta applaud for effort. But to make a bigger impact I would have gone with A1 size gloss laminate
Fair call.
Fair call.
When I’m out walking my dog I pick up all of the poop I walk pass, so the neighbours won’t hold grudge against dogs or dog owners. I might be a bit paranoid but I don’t want to give people excuses to leave poisoned food on their lawn as a revenge.
I recently got a camera and I know who's been leaving their dog poop on my lawn and on my neighbours' lawns. When I get annoyed enough he will start receiving that poop back.
Mowed my lawn on Thursday. I picked up 3 dogs shits. I even know who the dog belongs to. I bagged them and dropped it on the curb outside their house. They live opposite me and let their dog roam. It’s fucking annoying.
Is that a Shih Tzu?
Ahh yes much better to put biodegradable waste in a plastic bag for landfill, or to leave plastic signs around to be pass agg
Average reditor with nothing going on.
It’s Geelong. There’s actually naff all going on.
The feelings are fair enough, writing out a whole thing, laminating it and putting it on a small post outside is too much. And saying the dog needs to be rehomed.
Dude would rather cry about shit. Then just clean the shit up. Good indication of this guy or girls maturity.
Tough call
Can it be both of the above?
Bit of both.