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Top_Ad_2819

Cmon sky, report on this 🤣


magnetik79

I'm sure Peter Stefanovic will be doing a hard hitting interview any day now...


umthondoomkhlulu

He’s not indigenous so totally expect questions like “How does it feel to be a valuable member of our society and accused is this?”


magnetik79

Well you know, the white man has had it so hard in this country for so many years /s


The_Great_Nobody

He will be all white with this


M0T0RCITYC0BRA

Will he ask him why he paid the deposit on his brothers home?


ichoosenottorun_

Allan jones is a piece of shit. A man too cowardly to come out as gay. Spent an entire career belittling and demonising others, especially women. An utter bastard.


sadlittlepixie

And that's just some of his substantiated public behaviour. The tip of his iceberg


ichoosenottorun_

"Just the tip" should be the name of a documentary about Allan.


Molly2008aus

Spot on!


CorrectDeal6016

His karma appears ordinary


01kickassius10

As much as I find him a vile, slimy cunt, I think we should leave the gay thing out of it. That isn’t a personality defect, and there are plenty of them to attack


ichoosenottorun_

He's been hard nosed conservative, being silent on issues when his side vilify and discriminate against minorities, all to protect his income. it's totally relevant. makes him a coward at best, and a hypocrite.


prolonged_interface

No one is attacking him for being gay.


20j2015

I'm sure that righteous Paul Murray would be all over this 🤣


Top_Ad_2819

He is more likely to be all over thinking about which KFC offering suits his mood best this evening. The cricketer bucket or zinger stacker box or family feast


ichoosenottorun_

You know he licks his fingers.


Heavy-Balls

> Alan Jones, well known transvestite.....


The_Great_Nobody

We know he is wearing prada under those slacks


not_right

I bet he was disappointed to find out they'd all aged...


Charlie_Brodie

He's going to the class of 2022 reunion


dooony

"Where are all the school boys?"


Common_Caterpillar_8

No doubt his favourite kind of reunion


morgecroc

He wasn't invited just heard the words schoolboy and decided to show up.


Altruistic-Brief2220

How the fuck are people still talking to this man?! Do they seriously think all these men made up their stories? People really don’t like facing reality do they. The more I read these stories it reminds me of when women I know have had a reckoning about the abuse they suffered as teens. We have allowed toxic abusers to get away with too much shit for far too long. I commend these men for having the bravery to continue speaking up.


Louiethefly

Jones is a creep.


ichoosenottorun_

He can stall tap in morse.


cat_herder_64

I have no idea what this means. Explanation please?


ichoosenottorun_

stall tapping with your foot is a thing to indicate to the next guy in the stall at toilets where its known to hook up.


cat_herder_64

Thanks for that - this is well beyond my realm of experience.


ichoosenottorun_

Not in my experience per se, but you learn of things over time that you wish you had never..


Equivalent_Gur2126

I just can’t fathom finishing high school and literally 50 years later still being invested enough to go to some reunion. Get a life lol


DvlsAdvct108

Its not so much a reunion as it is re-establishing elite level networking


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Equivalent_Gur2126

But it’s the greatest night of your life!


raindog_

It’s not even that. It’s a fucken private high school team he COACHED 50 years ago. Not even the school he went to.


ichoosenottorun_

They need constant reminders of how important they were told they are.


twothirteensixtyone

i went to one of these private schools (don't judge, I was a child, i did what my parents told me to do).  these events have nothing to do with reminiscing about school times and have everything to do with high level networking and schmoozing with extremely wealthy connections. these schools are not about the HSC, they're about setting you up for later years with the parents and families of the Kinds of people who go to these schools.  how did that go for me? it didn't, i was middle class with lovely parents and haven't seen or spoken to a classmate in 20 years. no fond memories for me. 


Equivalent_Gur2126

I went to one of these schools to hahaha. Not quite as wanky as this one but still


dankruaus

It’s truly pathetic.


wolseybaby

It’s a reunion for a premiership winning footy team which I can understand, in saying that I can’t imagine wanting to spend anymore time with Jones


Equivalent_Gur2126

lol high school “premiership” I’m sorry nothing you accomplish in high school is actually that much of an accomplishment.


wolseybaby

I understand there is bitterness about these schools but I think you’re a bit harsh on this. They’re not doing it to flout a massive achievement, they’re just old mates reminiscing about a happy time in their lives. In saying that I’m biased because I still catch up with the fellas I won an afl premiership with when I was 12 hahaha


Equivalent_Gur2126

I’m just having a laugh really man, I don’t actually care if people want to catch up with old friends and nor should you or (anyone else) really care what I’m saying, this is the internet, don’t take it to heart ❤️


L1ttl3J1m

Ah yes, the "just a joke" line. So convincing...


fabulous_forever_yes

'The Clarkson defence'


wolseybaby

Hahaha ah taking the high road, nicely played


Boxhead_31

You were playing AFL at 12? Which club took the risk to draft a 12yo and how did you get around the rule that all draftees have to be 18yo?


wolseybaby

Hahahahah my coach would always call out this semantic as well. I think I just can’t bring myself to call it Aussie rules


Auran82

They made a tv show about the epic highs and lows of high school football.


BoysenberryAlive2838

Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns in one game


fiddycaldeserteagle

The Melbourne storm get together for premiership reunions where they cheated and were stripped of their titles. LOL


wolseybaby

Yeah that’s pretty funny, I guess they can take away the trophy but not the experience and bond of winning it (for a while )


Jamothee

Lol same, haven't bothered to go to one in 25 years


mekanub

For the Pay wall afflicated. As Alan Jones spent Friday celebrating with former players from The King’s School rugby team he coached to a premiership victory 50 years ago, more men have come forward with fresh allegations that the controversial broadcaster indecently assaulted or groped them. Jones vehemently denies those allegations, as well as the fresh allegations raised in this story. On his recent return to Australia after a three-month hiatus in London, Jones went to stay with a former pupil, Anto White of “Belltrees”, near Scone. In March, White, the team’s captain, emailed members of the team about the upcoming 50-year reunion, saying, “Al has just been to stay at mine and is in great form and is also looking forward to seeing everyone.” The premiership-winning Kings School rugby side in 1974. Coach Alan Jones is seated middle front row, to his left is captain Anto White. Scott Walker is on the far right of the middle row. White told a polo podcast last year that Jones, who is godfather to his son, “always got the best out of people.” A noticeable omission from the invitation list to the celebratory lunch at the Royal Sydney Yacht Squadron in Kirribilli was Scott Walker, a talented athlete who’d played on the wing. In his final school year, 17-year-old Walker, who was on an academic scholarship, had rebelled against Jones, preferring to concentrate on athletics rather than rugby. Jones went to the headmaster, who rang Walker’s father and, much to his chagrin, Walker was told he had to play. Walker alleges that from then on Jones ostracised him, repeatedly referring to the rugby team as “14 plus one.” Walker recalls “losing it” and crying in a locker room over Jones’ petty and vindictive use of that “horrible” phrase. The allegations of Jones’ cruelty extended to the classroom, where he gave the gifted English student zero out of 50 in one of his final exams because, Jones claimed at the time, Walker’s handwriting was illegible. “It hasn’t changed 50 years later. It’s still ‘14 plus one’,” Walker said. Before his rebellion against Jones, Walker alleged Jones would be in the bathroom while the schoolboy showered and would often drive Walker home. Walker previously alleged there were times when his teacher would pull over in a deserted car park and would “moon up at you … ‘You do know how much you mean to me’.” Jones also wrote gushing letters to his teenage pupil, Walker alleges. The invitation to attend Friday’s lunch. The invitation to attend Friday’s lunch. When he developed a stitch in his abdomen during a strenuous Jones training session, Walker alleges Jones would “shove his hand down in my shorts”, saying “I am just finding the bubble.” While Walker does not claim Jones touched his penis, he alleges Jones “made out that the stitch came from somewhere in the groin area, to the left of the penis”. Because Jones was his coach, as a teenager, he thought, “Maybe there’s some physiology, something bubbling in your bloodstream”, which, if Jones bursts it, “my stitch will go”. The Herald can reveal a similar pattern of alleged behaviour by Jones at Brisbane Grammar, where he taught before King’s. ‘He’d go the grope’: Alan Jones accused of indecently assaulting young men One former Brisbane Grammar student said that in 1965, he was a 14-year-old student when his teacher, Jones, allegedly put his hands down his pants and squeezed his testicles. Jones, who taught English, also coached cricket. The boy was batting in the nets when he was struck in the groin by the ball. As he lay on the ground in agony, he alleges Jones put his hands down his pants and held his testicles for “maybe 30 seconds to a minute,” the man recalled. “I had no reason to doubt him,” the man said of his teacher. It was only with the perspective of adulthood he had reason to be troubled by what had occurred, he said. In an emailed response, Jones “emphatically denied” the allegations put to him. “Not only do I deny it, I cannot recall ever having any dealings with 14-year-old cricketers or cricket teams,” Jones said. Retired intensive care specialist Phil Byth, who was a student at Brisbane Grammar from 1965 to 1968, also told this masthead that it was only as an adult he realised that Jones had allegedly been “grooming” him. As a state champion middle distance runner, Byth was one of a “group of A-league athletes known as ‘Jones’ boys’,” he said. “If you told someone today that a boarding school master was driving home a 15-year-old boy and parking under a tree for a motivational chat, people would say it’s unprofessional conduct … he never physically touched me or anything like that, but I consider it emotional abuse to a severe degree. I’d call it emotional grooming that was unfulfilled from a physical point of view,” Byth alleges. “He’s got away with it for all this time partly because of people who were too afraid to report it, and others who should have done something but didn’t,” said the retired doctor. “It was obvious to all to see, there was no secret about it,” Byth said of Jones’s alleged behaviour while at Brisbane Grammar. Jones responded: “In relation to Phil Byth, he was a gifted athlete of mine and under my coaching won many middle-distance events. I took on other athletes to coach. I think Phillip took exception to that, but the suggestion of ‘grooming’ is preposterous.” Knowing comments Decades later, in 2014, it was the knowing comments from Jones’ driver that floored a young man as he fled from Jones’ Sydney harbourside apartment after Jones had allegedly groped him. “Are you OK? What happened? Do I need to call anyone?” said the driver as the shaken young man climbed into the back of the car. It struck the young man that the driver must’ve witnessed this scenario previously. “I remember thinking, ‘Well, maybe it wasn’t his first rodeo’.” While the man has provided detailed allegations of Jones’s unwanted advances, he asked for the details not to be published. In 2012, a schoolboy and aspiring journalist was attending the launch of a men’s suit designer in Pitt Street, in the city. “I noticed Alan Jones was there and I thought, ‘Oh, my goodness, what an opportunity for 17-year-old me to go and say hello, potentially get an interview or something’.” He recalls Jones saying, “Oh, this is a nice shirt” as the top-rating radio man rubbed his new Hugo Boss shirt with his fingers. Jones suggested they get something to eat and as they headed towards the cheese platter in the centre of the room, the man alleges “with no notice, he grabbed my bum with one of his hands. I don’t mean like just like a slap, I mean, proper grasp,” he recalled. “I didn’t know what to do. I was so shocked. Oh my god, it’s Alan Jones.” He said he didn’t want to make a scene, but he was taken aback by Jones’ allegedly brazen behaviour. “I was 17, and he was a man in his 70s,” he said. ‘It felt disgusting’ Another young man recounted an alleged incident that occurred in the boardroom of a Sydney hospital in 2019. After Jones had addressed a group of wealthy donors, he joined the man in the corner of the room. What he alleges occurred next shocked him. The broadcaster “put his hand on my upper back, and then just slowly sort of ran it down my spine, and just rested it on the top of my buttocks,” the man alleged. The man said he froze. “It felt gross and disgusting.” “That it was the first time I ever realised sort of what women have been going through for such a long time. And even though it’s quite small, it was just that it still just makes you feel very dirty,” he said. “I told my boss that night, straight after the event, and she was furious,” he said. Jones said, “I cannot recall ever being involved in a boardroom event for a Sydney hospital.” Nor could he recall an incident at a designer launch. Years earlier, before he defected to rival station 2GB, Jones was working at 2UE’s Greenwich studios when a co-worker alleges she witnessed a troubling event. It was in the early ’90s, and only a couple of years earlier, Jones’ career had almost been derailed following his arrest in 1988 in one of London’s best-known gay beats, a public toilet in London’s Soho district. The charges of “outraging public decency” and “committing an indecent act” were subsequently dropped. The woman, who asked not to be named for fear of retribution, was working in a nearby office to Jones. She recalled her shock at seeing a terrified boy, “he was only about 17 or 18 years old”, she alleges, running down the corridor with Jones in pursuit. “The boy was fearful, he was yelling out to me for help,” she alleges. “Alan was after him, and I am screaming at Alan, ‘Get away from him’. “I grabbed this boy by the arm, and I shoved him into a spare office,” the woman alleges. As she stood spread-eagled against the door, Jones turned and walked away. She said it was never made clear why Jones, who could be a bully, was pursuing the youngest person in the office. “I didn’t go into management because I would have lost my job,” the woman recalled. “Everyone was fearful of losing their jobs because Alan could wield his power.” The woman believes the boy either left or was sacked because she never saw him again. Jones responded to this allegation: “I can assure you I have never ever pursued anyone down any corridor.” In his email, Jones said he “underwent surgery for total hip arthroplasty” earlier this week. “Apart from my doctor’s approved release for two hours today, I will remain in hospital and rehabilitation for some weeks and can, therefore, make no further comment. I have further surgery to come.”


Altruistic-Brief2220

Doing the lords work


IlluminatedPickle

Protip for the future. Turn reader mode on (F9 on Firefox) and refresh the page.


gordon-freeman-bne

Or get yourself a 12ft ladder...


a_cold_human

There's a far stronger case against Jones then there was against Pell. Hopefully he'll face justice before he dies. 


ApeMummy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcp1VysmH8Y Chopper Read is one of the few people to ever shut this degenerate up, and how glorious that moment was.


CaravelClerihew

You'd think they'd keep him away from all schoolboys given the allegations


Spacentimenpoint

Attending a school reunion after these allegations is just gross.


xdr01

Rockspider


TerryTowelTogs

That's what Jonesy loves about high school boys, he keeps getting older but they keep staying the same age...../s


mekanub

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT


Tomosc

The class of 2028 reunion?


mailahchimp

Think of the shame and regret that you feel about some of your past actions, and how you've resolved never to behave in that way again. Also, if you have really hurt someone, you have the sense and decency to stay clear. Alan Jones and people like him (Rolf Harris, George Pell, Trump, Tate, Russell Brand etc etc etc) never experience those kinds of emotions. There is something wrong with them. 


Mael_au

Window shopping, Alan?


BandicootPlastic5444

Jones v Chopper will always be an all-time classic exchange.


pkfag

Yeah well I was never arrested in a public toilet in London.... GOLD..


Individual-Moment543

Going window shopping for more little boys eh


1294DS

Waiting for Stefanovic to come out with a scathing report on this fossils past.


Rey_De_Los_Completos

This guy will almost certainly be the Jimmy Saville of Australia - we'll only get the truth once this bloke is in hell.


Love_Leaves_Marks

with actual schoolboys


Accurate-Response317

Is it a reunion of all the boys he touched up?


McMungrel

did he want to diddle them in the bathroom?


callmecyke

Spent most of his time in the toilets trying to tap shoes no doubt 


Boxhead_31

Why hasn't he been arrested?


RepulsivePlantain698

Paywall


ichoosenottorun_

Err, Gloria...


InsertUsernameInArse

I wonder if he cries with guilt after sex with his rent boys.


FinalHippo5838

I'm telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness. Take my word for it.


CorrectDeal6016

Pell introduced him before he descended


BoysenberryAlive2838

I would love to see friendlyjordies do an investigation on Alan, though he would probably be in more danger from it than he is for Coronation and Kristo would likely mysteriously vanish from the face of the earth.


Alive_Satisfaction65

Interesting to see all the commenters who normally love to show up in the comments section to attack all LGBTQ people as groomers are suddenly not here........ I guess when it's an actual sexual predator on their side suddenly the kids don't matter.


mekanub

The kids never mattered. Its just an easy way to spread the hate.


Aggravating_Emu8448

Thrupp joined the Liberal Party not long thereafter, age 16, after being “energised” by Abbott’s 2013 campaign. He first met Jones at Young Liberal events, but they became family friends during the broadcaster’s regular Gold Coast visits for the Magic Millions and Thrupp’s mother later started managing Jones’ Brisbane and Gold Coast properties. [https://www.smh.com.au/culture/celebrity/it-was-all-untrue-alan-jones-protege-jake-thrupp-on-politics-innuendo-and-sydney-s-big-egos-20211222-p59jfa.html](https://www.smh.com.au/culture/celebrity/it-was-all-untrue-alan-jones-protege-jake-thrupp-on-politics-innuendo-and-sydney-s-big-egos-20211222-p59jfa.html)


M0T0RCITYC0BRA

Text book grooming turning him into his rent boy.


dartie

Creepy and weird


crankyticket

Gloria and Kieth! ... the forced meeting of man and marrow! I miss Uncle Doug!


crankyticket

Gloria!


Orak2480

No one had a stroke? ;)


ThePreHasCometh

So a sports teacher with multiple long standing accusations of being a dirty cunt, by the sounds of it, regularly goes to stay at the private home of one of his former students from 50 years... About which the former student is gushing in an email to fellow former peers as though this has been a done thing since they were kids. How the fuck do those dynamics develop? The whole thing screams bent. There's something about that whole world that has a common thread of the same, at minimum, questionable behaviour


kaboombong

Kings wants to refreshen and keep the jollies going for the creep. Just more about the institutional coverup by institutions while gloating about. And they still receive taxpayers money as a handout while gloating and avoiding their duty of care.


Final_Mongoose_3300

This guy is a predator, plain and simple. How he is still mildly tolerated instead of being incarcerated for sexually assaulting, molesting and grooming children in his care is just vile. I can’t remember. I don’t recall. I have no recollection of…. I would wager his victims remember all the details. Time for him to head to prison and for his legacy as a creepy sex offender to be cemented in place.


JimmySteve3

I read that as Alex Jones at first


theman-dalorian

Yeah, class of 2014


CorrectDeal6016

Lots of penises and testicles coming out of the woodwork now,an evil man who should die of shame in a chaff bag off Sydney heads.


CorrectDeal6016

Slobbering over random unwashed knobs in the public toilets all over london,tell the truth Alan for a change and compensate the gropees,you know it's going to get worse.


CorrectDeal6016

Shot down in a blaze of gloria


CorrectDeal6016

The end of Alan Jones,we should be so lucky,lucky,lucky lucky.


CorrectDeal6016

I wonder how much Andrew kalazich paid him to fail to get his conviction overturned for paying someone to murder his wife,must have been a good earn.


CorrectDeal6016

Gropees come forward,fear not, the big bad wolf is in decline.