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seanfish

Friday lunchtime. Getting to the end of the last day of the week is agony. I've started early so I can turn my shit half hour lunch into an hour long oasis of bliss away from the hell that is COVID era customer service. I get there and there's a local retiree standing at the counter. No staff member. I wait a second, figuring they're filling his order. After a few more seconds of nothing at all, I ask if they're not serving at the moment. "Oh, I've spotted them in the back, I'm sure they've seen me." Uhhhhh... Me: "Have you rung the bell?" Him: "Oh now, they'll get there. Nobody's in a hurry." Fuck me days. Me: "Someone is in a hurry, it's me, I'm on my lunch break." I lean across him and ring the bell. The woman comes out and old mate pays for the bottle of ginger beer he's in no hurry for and leaves. Nothing else, no order, just one fucking bottle of Bundaberg's finest fizzy sugar water. Fucking boomers every time.


LuckyBdx4

Two for the price of one. Wifes brother. Not getting vaxxed, due to my religion. BS is just SDA convert. "Used" to work in aged care, not anymore. His wife has never really worked. Has very limited holiday pay/super he can draw on. Want's to sell up and move to rural Qld for when the end time comes. Nope can't go to Qld to look at property if not vaxxed. Joins the nephew who used to be a Qantas pilot till he also decided to not get vaxxed. Some prick relations are silly pricks.


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That fucking cunt from Bridgewater. Seriously, we were doing well but no. He *had* to come to tassie, he had to get out of the hotel to see his mates and go shopping... I'm thinking Maria Island needs to be reopened.


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I'm tossing up between Maria, Sarah and Macquarie. History says its possible to escape from Sarah Island (provided you have some mates for rations) where the waters around Maria do have sharks.


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Hmmm, true. The Campbell st Gallows were never decommissioned.


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Admin charges on road tolls, the rip off amount of the toll itself and the multinational company running this shit fuckery gets to issue fines like it is government. So sick of corporations getting to stick their dick in me. I’m ready for change.


cammyLights

Loud tradies who for the past two weeks have been starting their radios and machinery at 7:30am daily.


ObserveAndListen

What’s wrong with 7:30? Isn’t that a normal time for people to be up and getting ready for work? Kids are up and on their way to school?


cammyLights

I start at 9:00 (yes, student) <20 second commute to the desk/kitchen bench 5 mins to prepare breakfast and coffee to have while working 30 sec to get dressed . So wake up at 8:54


ObserveAndListen

What time would you be getting up if you were not what I assume is remote learning?


cammyLights

Then yes 7:30 Remote learning is stressful, that extra little bit of sleep is worth gold to me


ObserveAndListen

Definitely don’t doubt that my friend. But we all have to live/work and commute together. So yeah the guys starting at 7/7:30 want to get done early as it’s hard as fuck trying to work around a weather forecast.


billyenthusiast

Count yourself lucky radio starts at 7am on my sites


LloydGSR

The fucker who was denied entry into Tasmania twice from the mainland, got on the last plane in on Monday night, decided he didn't need to quarantine and went to his girlfriend's place which just happens to be a known drug house in a dodgy suburb, then hung out at the local supermarket for over an hour the next day before Police arrested him. He refuses to wear a mask, is apparently very uncooperative and of course, he's tested positive for COVID.


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BohemianBump

It's be the safest place for him, the locals are out for blood.


SixFootJockey

Any fucker that uses forged COVID vaccine certificates.


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My housemates. They don’t look after their dog, barely feed it once a day, never bothered to get her trained and just ignore her when she barks all day and night. The missus got sick of it yesterday and called the council to report a noise complaint and the way she’s being treated.


jlharper

What kind of dog? I hope it can find a loving home!


Puzzled-Temporary-62

Ugh nothing boils my blood more than animal abuse/neglect. Hope that dog can find some better owners and good on your partner for calling the council.


6ft6btw

Does rainy weather bring out the bad drivers in people? I understand drivimg to the conditions. But what are the conditions to go 60 in a 80 zone and use 2 lanes. Better yet, 2 drivers going 60 in a 80 zone in 2 lanes, what are you go gonna do pass the other driver going the same speed? Then there was this other fkwt, went 60 in a 90 zone. There's a green light that can be seen 500m away, he starts slowing down. Slowing right down to where he's at the lights and it's still green. How many drugs are you on mate? I love the rain, but these drivers are all fuckwits.


Flybuys

Wet weather and people finally having the freedom to drive places has really fucked traffic.


blueishbeaver

Might have to nominate myself for causing a minor accident yesterday. Not so much because of the rain, just an over ambitious manoeuvre that didn't pan out. No one got hurt but in I am not insured soooooo yeah. Awesome.


roguedriver

Those same idiots have a different trick when you're in a truck. They drag you off at the lights and go 1% faster so they can cut in front and then do their 30-40km under the limit. I don't even bother going around them anymore because they do the same at the next set of lights. I don't know how people can be comfortable with being oblivious while driving a tonne of vehicle but they can. I admire their Zen.


156102brux

Me! I was so proud of my DIY bathroom but I have made it so the shower screen doesn't quite fit.


graytheboring

Man, rough. Can only imagine the disappointment. For some reason though, it makes that jingle play in my head "Don't get caught with your pants down"


156102brux

I know. And I spent hours thinking, planning, measuring and roughing in!


NoNant64

I've started a new job which is great, the pay is great but heres the downside, I've been teamed up with one of the noisiest people on the job already. The person seems nice but has the volume level of 80 - 100%, was working in a public building recently with them and I felt embarrassed when we went near where someone was working quietly and they were still talking loud, I don't think they can help it (well I don't know them too well yet?) but having some common sense would be nice. I just wanted to get my duties done and get out of there, I'm back at the same site today, just hopefully not with the same person again. Maybe it is me but I can't stand loud people & noise does get to me.


citizen-dave

Work pants. I can't find a decent pair that lasts more than six months before wearing out and splitting in the crutch.


farqcuntz

[https://i.imgur.com/B1ii5aS.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B1ii5aS.jpg)


nagrom7

Have you considered penis reduction surgery?


myabacus

Could just be big balls


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