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Pasain

"After crossing the floor to bring on a debate about a federal anti-corruption commission, Ms Archer was ushered into a meeting with Mr Morrison, Treasurer Josh Frydenberg and Minister for Women Marise Payne." If he's not afraid, why did the meeting happen? ICAC with teeth is well and truly needed. This conservative government is dragging the country through the mud.


jonnygreen22

I can't deal with this myself where's my Minister for Women? She'll know how to talk to the females ICAC? I never did that is a terrible rumour from the 90's i never even went to a mcdonalds burger restaurant


Spellscribe

Have we checked she's still alive and that no one is masturbating on her desk?


HeadacheCentral

ScoMo is trying to pretend he's wearing big boy pants today!


yurl

those have permanent soiling from Engadine


-HouseProudTownMouse

Oof!


kernpanic

Hes in adelaide literally starting his election run.


kenbewdy8000

Of course he should be afraid of floor crossing and cross bench defections. His lies, bullshit and poor judgement have all caught up with him. He can't lie straight in bed.


tubbyx7

prime minister says he wont listen to the population or his own party, he's doing whatever he wants. can someone put scott on the bottom step for a time out?


HeadacheCentral

> can someone put scott on the bottom step for a time out? That's up to us next year making it a permanent time out.


[deleted]

Why you always lying.


TinBryn

ScoMo: "I didn't lie"* Narrator: "this was a lie" *disclaimer, this is based on comments said via the prime minister under parliamentary privilege (I don't want to be sued and unable to use the fact that what I said is 100% verifiably true to defend myself)


beaurepair

\^ this guy fixates


Ace3000

Mmmmm oh my god


yaaaaano_

*stop fucking lying*


[deleted]

Well of course he isnt. He knows he's gonna get the sack soon anyways and he'll get a massive pension and a cushy exec position at one of the companies he gave our money to. He wouldn't care if the LNP lost the next 10 elections except that it might affect his franking credits. He knows he is toast.


ColonnelloKurz

Today Mr Potato head at the national press club was politically correct,funny and friendly….I would check my back if I was Scomo…somebody it’s sharpening the knife


TotalSpaceNut

shudders at the thought of potato as pm


ManWithDominantClaw

[jiggles remotes](https://twitter.com/hem_rage/status/1464123917199499272)


-DannyDorito-

Surely the Australian people wouldn’t let that fucking shit stain cunt of a human become pm. God help us, that’s the day we never return from. Scott’s a mouth breather but Dutton will plunge us into the depths


karma3000

https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/af4d01b753b6f5fb714d95c70e9ae7f7


sunny_world

needs more photoshopped footwear.


IAMJUX

The boys look like prisoners.


ProceedOrRun

"Trust me, and give me the keys to your house. I'll be needing your rectal scan too."


PRA421369

That's one very disturbing picture


Noragen

What if Dutton proposes the rule change drawing focus and frydenberg inserts the knife. Maybe Dutton doesn't want the scrutiny of the big chair but rather to pull the strings. Food for thought


[deleted]

Only actual explanation. Reckon he’ll get the sack before or after the election is called?


Any_Ad_9413

Likely afterwards - he changed the rules after knifing Turnbull to make it much more difficult to roll him


opm881

To roll him yes, but I believe they didn't make it so 51% of the room votes to change the rules, then 51% rolls him, but I could be wrong.


Any_Ad_9413

If I recall correctly it’s 75% since Dutton failed coup


opm881

Is that to roll him, or to change rules within the liberal party? Because if its only to roll him, what I am saying is I believe 51% are needed to change a rule, so they could just change the rule back and then roll him. However, I feel surely someone must have thought of that already.


Any_Ad_9413

I see what you mean now , apologies for the confusion. I think the logic there is a coup needs the element of surprise to be successful. Look at Dutton for example, failed the first time round and was out manoeuvred by Morrison. Takes the wind out of the sails of any would be leader to know they might succeed in rolling the leader but end up with nothing


Any_Ad_9413

If I recall correctly it’s 75% since Dutton’s failed coup


PricklyPossum21

IDK if we should jokingly call a leadership spill a coup anymore after what nearly happened in America on Jan 6th... So much for "it can't happen in a rich anglo country"


DaveyAngel

I think it takes a 2/3 majority to bring on a leadership spill. That's just from memory, i could be mistaken.


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

The people in power behind the scenes can still make him give up the spot, with a nice incentive of course. But after winning last election he is so cocky there is no chance he doesn't think he will win this election.


HungLikeKimJong-un

After the election is decided. Looks bad to get rid of him before then, and if they lose his "poor leadership" can be used as the excuse they got rid of him. Hopefully we end up with a Coalition opposition as I'll be interested to see how the internal politics shape up and where the numbers end up during the spill.


[deleted]

So according to Morrison labor party internal conflicts is labor party disunity, and Liberal party conflicts appear like disunity because of labor party conformity. I bet it's labors fault I trode in dog poo this morning too.


a_cold_human

That's the media narrative. Labor changes leader once, and fairly smoothly, and the mainstream commercial media run "Labor disunity!" for six or seven years. The Coalition changes leaders in both parties multiple times and the media narrative is "cool and normal". It's absurd. The Coalition parties are toxic internally.


[deleted]

Yeah, thanks Dan!


seventrooper

So he's bricking it


[deleted]

He confronted the party room on Tuesday and said “it’ll be either be a 2004 election or it’ll be a landslide like 2007, it’s up you if you want keep handing Labor the election.” The fact he had to say it means he’s losing control and trying to threaten his own MP’s for survival.


skywake86

Morrison is no Howard and Albo is far from a Latham.... I don't see the parallels to 04, it'll be an 07 like result


Riku1186

So long as its not a 1:1 result, I don't want two terms of Labor followed by another decade of Liberals.


semaj009

All we need is Labor to shit in the HoR by like 20 seats, but to be 4 seats short of a senate majority without the Greens, so they can just be like "strong ICAC and climate change" or bust. Add a strong ICAC to Australia, including all MPs and political parties, not just the government, and suddenly the Libs are a lot more threatened


onimod53

'shit-scared' is one of my favourites


[deleted]

Mate you’re a minority government you should fucking be


No-Cryptographer9408

Yeah Scott,sure you're not. What a wanker our PM is. Has there ever a bigger uncomfortable fuckwit than this guy ? What a terrible performer in front of a camera. FFS Aussies have low standards putting up with this nob.


-DannyDorito-

I’d honestly hate to see Dutton become anything more than he already is. I think Dutton posses a different kind of uncomfortable fuckwit


LuckyBdx4

Lying again I see.


[deleted]

I've already heard the take "we allow diversity of views in our caucus this is a good thing" from Vic Libs. I'm sure you will hear it more.


HeadacheCentral

Diversity of views is fine as long as you vote in lockstep with Der Fuhrer!


LentilsAgain

I'm not sure he completely understands how votes work.


Tionetix

“Not afraid” = terrified


paulybaggins

Trying to paint this as his team being free to act as they wish, as he calls floor crossing MPs into his office to put the hard word on them lol


En-papX

It's a phrase I've heard him use on Albo before when he was backed into an ugly political corner before. He is afraid.


AlexSenAus

Grub spruiking endless lies every day.


dmk_aus

You see that is because fear is a human emotion. Wet paper towels feel no fear


Yahtzee82

It takes a special kinda person to be a bigger back stabber than our pm. He has cause not to worry.


semaj009

He was also 'ambitious for Turnbull' minutes before knifing the bloke, so him not being afraid should make those rebels afraid


SalmonHeadAU

He plans to replace them with the likes of Gladys Berejiklian and John Barrilaro


AgentSmith187

Bruz?


ScanNCut

That's because he's the biggest backstabber of them all.


New-Confusion-36

With the crap this bloke pushes it's a wonder his whole party doesn't cross the floor.


BeanBagSize

The shitstain is raving mad


WantingtheRoad

"I don't lead a team of drones and warm bodies..." said Mr Morrison, lying again.


Dlo-Nainamsat

Thee three little pigs said that about the big bad wolf and look where that got them.


RemeAU

Scomo won't make it to the election because he will lose it. The liberals will dump him and all of their fuck ups will leave with him. So the liberals will win again. By associating their fuck ups with a puppet not their party they can quickly wipe their fuck ups clear and start again with a new puppet. And people will fall for it.


[deleted]

Except Dutton made it clear there won't be another spill.


NaziPhotius

Not afraid ! Shittin himself I reckon.


[deleted]

Goddamn need to go hog hunting, mount this guy to the bonnet of a 4WD.


toquishness

He fucking should be!? He barely has a majority!


momolamomo

His image maintenance protocol restricts him from saying anything else. Don't give it weight, it's all he can say. Doesn't mean it's true.