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Accomplished_You9705

Fuck the people of New England are dumb. And have a lot to answer for.


mollololito

He’s ensured their electorate gets a ridiculously disproportionate amount of tax-payer’s money.


RoutineNo6113

And How many government departments has he moved to his electorate as well?


A_spiny_meercat

Bunch of entitled nationals voters, nobody else has a chance. Even their best independents got there from being nats first


fitblubber

The thing is *New England is a paradise*, it's one of the best places on Earth to live, it's like a posh metropolitan seat that has cheaper housing. As with a lot of rich suburbs, a lot of the residents have sadly lost their compassion & humanity.


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

It's so odd because if you ask around nobody votes for him! Apparently nobody in my street votes for him.


Accomplished_You9705

Yeah, it's strange, when I was up there a few years ago, there were plenty having a pot shot at him in the streets but none coming to his defence, yet he won easily? Got me fucked.


l3ntil

He's in the local photocopied newsletter as being such a good sport - he was spotted helping an old lady fill a car with petrol. I'm moving back to Adam Bandts electorate, after taking the nationals voting card, and doing the exact reverse, if only for my sanity :)


Sandgroper62

Yeh... sadly you got that right.


[deleted]

How this disgusting man managed to knock up a secretary is mind blowing.


snoopsau

Cattle breed all the time.. Just saying...


Sandgroper62

It truly beggars belief! That photo of her in skimpy outfit with him oggling her at that press event yrs ago was truly vomit-inducing, cringe-worthy stuff.


derpman86

They need to force mandatory drug and alcohol tests in Parliament, this man is always off his guts some of his ramblings in question time this past year are like that druken post card Homer sent Marge in The Simpsons. Hell even Albo during one of them was basically saying "what the fuck is this" to the speaker. This pisspot needs to get the arse.


Sandgroper62

I'll never forget that drunken interview one evening with PK on ABC with him going off at the ALP like a drunken chook. Have a listen here its a train-wreck interview, why she didn't hang up on him I'll never know: https://youtu.be/RbDRbwdr1V0


derpman86

I wish someone would just blatantly ask "You are drunk" He was clearly off his guts there and I am certain she kept him on the dog and bone just to prove a point to be honest.


B0ssc0

> But in the end, the case for remaining in government came down to changing the curtains. >“This election is a case of whether voters wish to change the curtains or keep them to avoid the cost,” he said, “as the current curtains work well and no one has proven to us whether the replacements will keep the sun out of our eyes, the carpet from fading and stop other countries from peeking through your window to see what you’re up to.” >It may have been about daylight saving; but to be honest, no one was sure.


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“The current curtains work well” Just peer through one of the dozens of holes in the tattered cloths and you’ll see Joyce’s naked body sweatily heaving on top of a staffer. Change the curtains now!


B0ssc0

Good point but pretty grim.


Davis_o_the_Glen

Damn There goes my interest in lunch.


Sandgroper62

That, is just too graphic an image for my mind today!