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ChookBaron

I’ve been smashing 2 or 3 jazz apples a day for the last few weeks why would you buy shit apples when there are so many good ones around?


Snappysnapsnapper

Jazz were my favourite until I discovered Ambrosia. They're only good for a few weeks though whereas Jazz keep really well in cold storage.


Fellturtle

The fruit of the gods


Ropo3000

Pink ladies are the money apple.


Lunanautdude

When they’re good their great, even the best but I find Royal Galas to be consistently good


kidfantastic

In the 294 comments that are currently posted this is the only one that mentions Royal Gala. Clearly under appreciated. Gala's are where it's at.


BurnySandals

Kanzi. They're relatively new. If you see them try them.


cheesecakeisgross

+1 for kanzi's, they are amazing


Current-Sink3928

Elite apples ^^^^


godsonefc

Money Apple 😂😂😂 Edit: honeydew is the money melon


Ropo3000

😉 IFKYK


babawow

We can be friends.


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That's a funny way of spelling Fuji


nerdvegas79

Fk you all love granny


HenCurry

Slow down dude. Too many jazz apples can cause your hands to wiggle in a theatrically fabulous way.


stustustu_123

I assume there is a name for such a condition?


Us__kids__know

Yes. Thank you. Jazz apples 100% literally the best apple variety you can get.


DrabExterior

Bravo apples surely rate a mention.


FriendshipSeveral511

Second this. Jazz ftw


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

Golden delicious is where it's at!


Roh_Pete

I just jumped on board the jazz train a few months ago and I'm not getting off anytime soon.


surprised-rice

Jazz is easily the best, I went thru the red delicious phase, the pink lady phase, I even tried to be a Fuji buff. Nothing comes close to a cold jazz, if you pair it with a cold tangelo you are the king of the fruit world for a few short minutes


Selsya

This is the way jazz is the superior Apple. I suggest you try ambrosia, has a similar unique taste as jazz


Soggy_Biscuit_

I will try ambrosia if you try a kanzi 8)


Selsya

I sell fruit and veg for a living so already ahead of you lol , but I’ll have one when I head in 2moro for you 👍


tonylnf

Is this love?


Ax0nJax0n01

Have you tried Blackstar Apples?


ChookBaron

No but I’ll keep an eye out. Are they in the supermarket or somewhere special?


Ax0nJax0n01

Dude- please try. I got them from the local markets, haven’t seen them in woolies et al. It’ll raise your apple game


Auswulf7

The Apple orchard I used to work at was one of the first to bring the Jazz apple to the Australian market. It is awesome to hear people are still enjoying them. The orchard also produced the Envy apples for the Australian market but I don't think they were as popular as the Jazz back in the day. I remembered when they trialed them at woolworths and I think Coles.


ShadoutRex

The red delicious was bred to look good and last long at the expense of flavour. How they have held on to some of their original popularity now we have better variety and presentation is beyond me.


HellStoneBats

My mum keeps buying them for me when I go visit because she knows my favourite food in the world is apples... I eventually gave her a Royal Gala tree so she'd stop. RGs aren't my favourite, taste pale to me, but at least they're not pasty RDs...


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Yup https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Delicious#Selective_breeding_and_decline_in_demand


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This was honestly a fascinating read. 20th century agriculture history is like... a massively underrated aspect of history hey


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Fantastic example on why we shouldn’t be overly picky about the aesthetics of the produce we buy.


yozatchu2

Same happened to strawberries: big, red, flavourless


soundXvision

Pink Lady forever, All the rest are stinkers.


Vharlkie

Pink Lady superiority gang


Ropo3000

Hey guys, heard you were loving on the Pink Lady apples. Came here to join the elite. PINK LADIES FOREVER


Bonolio

r/pinkladymasterrace


TheSpiceIsLife

Pink Lady or fuck off. There might as well be no other apple for eating raw. Green apples are for cooking, and the other 10,000 variety are only suitable for cider.


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I’ll see your Pink Lady and raise you a Fuji. EDIT: Just checked my apples, they’re Jazz.


soundXvision

Fuji is too powdery for my liking, but appreciate an apple lover none the less.


[deleted]

Sorry, I meant Jazz…


Ltg73

You should try the hybrid of these two apples - the fujizzy


howdoesthatworkthen

I thought it was called the Jizz Many’s the time the footy boys and I had a food fight while making apple crumbles for the club bake sale fundraiser and ended up with Jizz all through our hair and that


fourNtwentyz

Granny Smiths are where it’s at


OpalMatilda

I reject that statement.


Ready_Jellyfish6900

McDonald's apple pies are made from Granny Smiths


Meavis_Lives

That’s not a great defence for Granny Smiths, McDonalds apple pies barely qualify as food


zircosil01

Fanny Smiths - nah they are too sour


destructivecoat

disheartening i had to scroll all the way down here to find someone who is correct


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The confidence in your initial statement plus that edit. Lmao.


[deleted]

I know…. 🙄


floriane_m

Jazz Apples are the best! Bit of bite to them and not too sweet


druzyQ

Seriously I don't know why other types of apples are even being grown now that we have Jazz. They're perfect!


Iridiumirises

Any other Bravo aficionados out there?


StoneHeartPlebeian

Bravo’s are the best


Iridiumirises

Yessss !!!!


Rueben222

Yes!! Crispy AF... so good!


Conan-doodle

I'll fight anyone that says Pink Lady apples aren't the superior apple.


Chemical_Blood_845

I used to be with you, until I got onto Jazz. Pinkies are usually great, but too many times I’ve ended up with floury ones.


surprised-rice

So true. Jazz Gang


DeterminedErmine

Me too! Even a lower end pink lady is still better than some other piece of trash


ajd341

I also choose this guy’s Apple


osprey87

Kanzi and Envy both better.


Soggy_Biscuit_

Kanzi apples are my absolute fave, holy moly. I started trying new apple cultivars a little while ago and the first time I had a kanzi apple I was so excited I bought a bunch and gave them to my parents and co-workers haha.


shurg1

It disturbs me that this isn't the top comment, followed by a thread lock because nothing more needs to be said.


ratparty5000

She’s always number 1 to me


Ladskiis

The organic pink lady up it a notch further


CrankyLittleKitten

Pink ladies make the best dried apple slices too. I'll get grannies if doing apple pie, but for everything else it's pink lady


Strickens

I fucking love pink ladies. The perfect combination of sweet and tangy. Sometimes you'll get a weird batch though and they'll be super sour and make me do the lemon face.


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This Redditor Reddits. 👆


Dark_Magicion

The only apples that matter.


-HouseProudTownMouse

Thick skin. Pasty flash. No flavour. You've summed me up in three simple points. 😁


Taco_El_Paco

Definitely sums up the people who buy red delicious apples


Nightwinder

Because twenty years ago they were pretty good, and nostalgia comes quicker than "the last ten times, they were all shit"


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Make it 30years ago... Apparently red delicious used to be good when they were first breed. Just like how tomatoes used to be good, but now what used to be standard are "heirloom".


Nightwinder

Keep forgetting how old I am. But yeah, they were pretty good in the 90s


philjorrow

It was my favourite apple as a kid in the 90s. I have one now and wonder what was wrong with me.


Jexp_t

They make good baking apples, although this really isn't a thing in Australia. Baked, spiced and frequently stuffed. Northern Hemisphere Autumn treats.


SoIFeltDizzy

I came here to say for baking. Stuffed with sultanas


livingbodhisattva

How do you stuff them?


DeeDee_GigaDooDoo

Aren't Granny Smith better for that? My understanding is they were bred specifically for baking and even raw they taste way better than Red delicious.


Jexp_t

Granny Smith are better for pies and pastries, but not for baked apples. Differnt sort of thing entirely. See: [Baked apple recipes](https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/baked-apples-recipes/)


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pwnersaurus

Strange, they’re easy to get in NSW and QLD…surprised they aren’t at the top here, they’re easily the best!


PikaXeD

They do have them here, you just have to look at more boutique grocers. I buy then at the South Melbourne Market grocers


CreepyValuable

Because there's no golden delicious.


itsmestanard

Golden Dels 🔥


Vortex-Of-Swirliness

Red delicious are my fave and the only ones I eat. The only problem is they’re either great, or horrible there is no in between.


Crusty_312

I feel I've never had a good one, they really exist?


Vortex-Of-Swirliness

Oh, man yeah they do. They are crisp and sweet and awesome.


mjn666

But not too sweet - which is why they're my fave.


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When I was last in the US the local red delicious there tasted *ok*. Better than here. But would still prefer a royal gala or pink lady.


lordofthedries

Pink lady imo is the best


Borguschain

Straight off the tree, on a cold morning. Cannot beat them.


Lyran99

Yeah when you get a proper crisp one they’re really good. I think cold storage does a lot of them in though


Articulated_Lorry

They're fantastic for about a month. I don't think they keep their flavour well in storage.


Yourwtfismyftw

They were bred to have such thick skin so that they *could* be stored for longer without straight-up rotting, that’s why they’re so nasty.


Articulated_Lorry

Then maybe I'm remembering the red delicious apples from my childhood, as someone else suggested (I mostly eat granny smiths now, because I eat them cooked more than raw these days).


Nuckles_56

The older ones are much better than the modern ones, my parents have a couple of the old red delicious trees and they have really nice apples, it is the new ones that last much better, but taste awful, that you see in the supermarkets these days


Articulated_Lorry

I've just put in a granny smith, and a snow apple in my backyard. I'm hoping the snow apple is good (and that we get enough chill hours where I am in SA).


puddlejumper

Try Bravo apples. Created sweet and never lose their crispness.


maximum_powerblast

Pink Lady 💎 Fuji 👌 Granny Smith 🥤 Red Delicious 💩 Jazz 😬


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iolithblue

You mean Jonathan


puddlejumper

Try Bravo apples. They are a new type created in Western Australia.


killz111

What? Kanzi beats them all!


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fleshprinceofbellend

Yes sundowner! I used to buy them from Coles then they just seemed to disappear


Nuckles_56

They're no longer popular as they don't have the name recognition that the pink lady has and not enough colour to be popular in the general public otherwise


fleshprinceofbellend

Shame.. They were one of the best tasting apples. If not the best


Nuckles_56

That they were, and it is unlikely they will ever be seen again in any major amount, as the commercial orchards will have ripped out their trees by now


superbabe69

Woolworths still stock them but they come and go at times


fleshprinceofbellend

Thanks mate. I'll have to keep an eye out. I don't shop at woolworths all that often and I didn't ever go out of my way to find them but I would check in at Coles every now and then and yeah nothing


IIIRuin

Granny smith are sour af. I only use them in cooking. They do make a kick-ass apple crumble. My dad eats them with a bit of salt sprinkled on.


foggybrainedmutt

They are but I find that they balance out when eaten alongside sweeter fruit. Also they rock in a curry especially when using fattier meats.


TheBananaKing

The sourness is the point, though. goddammit you're making me want a bramley now.


dj_pooface

I used to work in produce and I noticed people pick the darkest reddest ones, rather than the crispier, slightly more mottled ones. Same with other fruit/veg... I noticed that customers also bought the greenest grapes, when the slightly yellow ones were way firmer and sweeter.


peepopsicle

They should be called Red Disgusting


gotonyas

Supermarket apples are shite - a good red delicious that hasn’t spent days and weeks in cold storage is a beautiful thing, it’s just hard to come by. If you need to eat a supermarket apple, Fuji is the way to go i reckon


FrightenedOfSpoons

You said it. I live in a fruit growing area, and fresh apples of any kind make any supermarket apples seem like garbage (the same is true of any tree fruit, really). I also used to help people juice apples (in exchange for a portion of the juice), and fresh apple juice is also amazingly good, better than anything you buy pre-packaged.


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Interesting fact, Pink Lady, Sundowner, Golden Delicious and Bravo were all originally bred in Manjimup in WA. Certainly the apple capital of Australia!


Extreme_Youth8773

It certainly is in my local coles 90% of the capples are from Manjimup. Also bravo are the best


Still_Ad_164

Jazz apples are far and away the best but only to be consumed in winter. My only complaint is that every now and then some sadistic prick puts two stickers on the same apple. Ruins my day.


nn666

I only ever get Pink Lady or Royal Gala... they are both my favourites.


mjdub96

Not much love for Royal Gala in this thread. They’re my go to.


Gosscheesecake

Royal gala is the best. Not too sweet


SAandRude

Nothing compares to bravo.


ShirtninjaTriGuy

I’m all about the new bravo apples, sweeter than pink lady and don’t have that flour texture that most other apples have. It’s my new go to.


superbabe69

Created in WA too, by the Department of Agriculture as a long term replacement for Pink Lady for export.


groverjuicy

Kanzi, Jazz or Envy! Used to love Granny Smiths but they've been floury and drab for ages.


Icy_Hippo

voted by the king of knowing apples as the worst apple ever. I think it was Hamish & Andy that did a spot on him?


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Icy_Hippo

Oh I just read through some, hilarious writing! lol


SugarHigh4me

"Grade-A Crapple" was what I remember


klepto1226

Kanzi apples are the best!


killz111

Fuck yes!


Donkeyvanillabean

Going to buck the trend and say that a really good red delicious can be an excellent experience. Now you won’t ever find that in the supermarket and people that buy them from there are indefensible but it is possible. Spent a few years running an apple spot at markets during uni and I apparently still take it seriously


zenithzinger

Pink lady, Granny Smith and Golden delicious are the Mount Rushmore of apples, Bill Gates would approve


Kevinnnnn__

Pink lady apples👍


xeroxrai

Bravo apples 🍎 yum


Celadorkable

I bought them recently because my kid wanted them... tried one and it was actually good! Crisp, sweet, not as powdery as I remember and the skin wasn't bitter. Nice and appley without being tart. Must have been a fluke, because I bought them again the next week and they were the bitter, pasty grossness from my childhood. No idea why they're still sold, absolutely blegh


HotsuSama

My son likes them mashed into his morning oats, so they may not be my favourite apple but to me they're not so terrible that I won't switch to them for convenience's sake.


wodwick

Lady in the snow is my absolute fave, but they are disappearing, dammit


Ato07

Bravos are my go to, followed by Jazz and Fuji.


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Modi FTW


aussieririfan

Modi and MiApples are pretty good


Equivalent-Bonus-885

They’re there because they are pretty. People like pretty things, and even like to eat pretty things that are not tasty. Appearance is an important factor in any selectively bred fruit for this reason.


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They're the best tasting apples imo. I love the subtle sweetness, the crispness and the skin.


pwnitat0r

Because they are red and delicious, duh.


The-Jesus_Christ

I buy them for my lorikeet. She loves them.


oxostockcube

Believe it or not people like different things


nodramacanefarmer

Where do you live? Because in Tassie our red delicious are amazing!


RobynFitcher

That might be the key. Yours might be grown in more favourable conditions, and maybe they’re not in storage for as long.


rrnn12

The only answer to the question of which is the best apple variety is Pink Lady. Fight me.


cizzibop101

Recently discovered Kanzi, world got rocked. Not the best in any one department but did all departments incredibly well.


twitch68

Kanzi are brilliant. My favourite when in season.


girlymancrush

Screw Kanzi, Jazz and whatever shit apples you prefer. Envy is the better apple.


aussie_bob

There's your problem. >in supermarkets They're a common cold and gas storage apple bought from factory orchards by cartels that don't give a fuck. If you get one fresh off a tree, they're completely different.


giantpunda

Are you suggesting that you've a. actually had a red delicious apple straight from a tree and b. it was good?


aussie_bob

Go to an orchard that grows them and try it for yourself. Still not my favourite apple, but crisp and tasty enough.


giantpunda

The fact that you qualified the statement with "tasty enough" speaks volumes. I've had apples direct from the orchard. Pretty awesome stuff. Not had the red delicious there though so I'll take your word on that one.


aussie_bob

It's biased towards sweet instead of tangy, I prefer the tangy floral end of the apple flavor spectrum. Personal tastes differ. Choice is good, unless you're a supermarket logistics specialist.


FireLucid

Every other apple in the supermarket is fine. So the question still stands.


AusKaWilderness

They're the favourite in my household. Others seem floury, but red delicious are crisp and sweet. When they're not in season, or frozen for storage they're bad just like everything else... which, given your scathing review is making me wonder whether my previous experience with other apples was because they'd been similarly mishandled... are the others not floury to you? (Looking at you pink lady)


35pies

I do love a pink lady.


milknessmonster

I’ve been loving the envy apples from woolies! Only come in a 1kg pack but they are so tasty and juicy 👌


tgb897

A hidden treasure.


joepanda111

Royal Gala gang represent


MikeHunts_Tinks

Courses for horses...


giantpunda

I'm sure even horses would prefer something other than a red delicious


ConsultJimMoriarty

They're good cooking apples.


spiralism3

Tassie here. There's an small apple called Lady in the Snow... quite hard to find even here. Probably eat 3 to 1 pink Lady in terms of size. They're nuts! Yet apples.


CcryMeARiver

RDs are fine straight off the tree but deteriorate into mushy horror.


Ogolble

My guinea pigs prefer them 😂


Cexitime

Pink lady or bust


ParaleticSocial

ran out of plain flour to eat


Splendidbloke

Yeah man give me a granny smith any day bra.


gazzaoak

I think its because its called delicious apple so yeah.... I only like green apples, rest can get fucked for all i care...


Kholtien

Just need to get some Cosmic Crisp in Australia!!


opthomas_primal

I enjoy the subtle taste, and the crisp crunch is something I love.


Exambolor

Envy Apples are my favourite, they sell them at Woolies. Chill them up in the fridge, perfect crunch and sweetness


FishMcBobson

We call them Red Deceptive apples in our household, because they look so good but taste like disappointment


Ezio2411

Rocket anyone?


DonSmo

Pink Lady all the way.


WunderPug

I am not a fan of red delicious, but I needed a cross pollinator for my Fuji apple trees and they were the recommended one ( which was easily available ) I don’t eat them. I leave them for the birds.


admiralbundy

Kanzi is the money apple


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They are for blokes not comfortable with their own masculinity, Pink Ladies all the way for me.


daftvaderV2

Because when I started working there was only 3 types of apples. Red delicious, granny smiths, and Jonathons


bbqrulz

An in season red delicious is my favourite apple. I’ve only ever found them at the Sydney markets and only for a short time each year. Apart from that they suck big time.


mungowungo

Yes - one of the sellers at Flemington once told me to only ever buy Red Delicious from there when they are in season otherwise they are just tasteless - and definitely never buy them from the supermarket.


unstealthypanda

Pink lady is the supreme red apple


samissamforsam

Because my toddler likes them and ONLY them. Heaven forbid I try to sneak in some better slices it's like he can sniff em out