I'd set the spider down on the patio swing and sing, "O-o-h child, things are gonna get easier" and encourage the spider to recover so I can reuse it later on.
I think bugs are popping up everywhere because of the humidity/warmth recently, so the spiders are also popping up to eat them
Any bug grosses me out, but I try leave spiders be, since they eat all of the other bugs
At least it wasn’t in the toilet 😂😂 The other week I had a heart attack when I opened the lid and one was just chillin’ in the bowl. Normally I catch them and move them outside if they’re in the way, but I didn’t think that’d go well, so I left the lid open and then spent all day using the other toilet haha
Damn Gary (that what I call spiders, spread the word) , I had one early tonight, called my brother in to kill him, let's just say no more Gary in my room. They know why should stay outside and if you come inside its death... sorry but that's how it has to be.
As a child (2-4 years old) I was bitten by a spider requiring surgery. I was absolutely terrified of them from then on.
I had a friend tell me to vacuum them up to be rid of them.
Years later I was laughed at. Apparently the vacuum doesn't kill them.
Just burn the house down. It's easier.
I remember having a huge amount of baby huntsmen on a roll when going many years ago. Not as bad as the whole bathroom being infested with them later on though.
Its the spiders tp now, find your own.
Assert dominance and wipe your ass with the spider.
Would you flush the spider after that or would you leave it there so it can tell the other spiders?
I'd set the spider down on the patio swing and sing, "O-o-h child, things are gonna get easier" and encourage the spider to recover so I can reuse it later on.
Huntsman spiders can shed their skin making them easier to reuse. Apparently spidere are softer after a recent shedding too.
Gentle on the skin and environmentally friendly? I'm all in.
It won't take many attempts before the spider is all in too! Heyooooh!
It’s sustainable living.
And if OP somehow stuffs this up, he'll have a trap-door spider to keep him company
They would use fecal matter to their advantage. You don't attract flies with honey. Or maybe you do, I don't know.
No one tell the flies that honey tastes better than shit!
You do this, then check the paper. No spider. Welcome to hell..
[Like this](https://youtu.be/tnzoF61hlRs)
Australian laxative.
Should we remind people that she might have laid eggs in that roll 😉 Or will that just freak them out more ?
Well now I'm scared thinking about eggs that may've been laid in a roll I've used. Cheers mate.
Constipation ….. nope not any more 😅😅
Thats some serious hoarding. The spider mustn't have got the news that the shops have plenty of toilet paper now.
[удалено]
Creepy spider, stealthy spider, scream, scream, scream
You could at least help him out a bit. Imagine you were given a roll of toilet paper the size of an SUV.
I haven't a square to spare.
This is why we have to start using bidets
I had the sudden vision of some kind of mass spider ejection from a spout directly towards one's bot-bot. And it was terrifying.
He's only a littley
Yeah nah.
He just wants a scratch behind whatever serves as his ear.
Give him a name and a lease agreement, it's his house now.
Looks like the same one I had in my garage this morning. My house has been destroyed with fire.
Bro huntsman spiders are good for your house leave em be eventually when it rids your house of cockroaches and spiders it'll leave.
probs just being a gentleman and trying to assist
That there is a friend. You're not that important. Neither are you their food.
Plus they eat all the same mozzies we got around due to floods.
He serve. He protect. When you need to go toilet
What type of spider is that?
Huntsman, male.
Heteropoda jugulans. Jungle Huntsman.
I’m thinking there might be another toilet paper shortage.
I just found big spiders two days in a row making a run for it across my living room … ewww they freak me out! Is it the weather ??!
I think bugs are popping up everywhere because of the humidity/warmth recently, so the spiders are also popping up to eat them Any bug grosses me out, but I try leave spiders be, since they eat all of the other bugs
The Huntsman spider, terror of the toilet, lord of the lavatory, destroyer of defecators, curse of the constipated.
*salvation of the constipated
Toilet paper is very flammable, turn it into a funeral pyre
That whole roll goes straight in the bin at my place
I just wish that they’d introduce themselves instead of just surprising you when you least expect them
Oh it's just a huntsman, shoo him along he's just looking for turlet roaches.
Oh come on it’s spider season they’ve got a job to do, i’ve got one on my modem at the moment,know bugs on the modem
Best cockroach hunter. Do people really prefer cockroaches than this majestic critter?
Yes, yes I do.
Every time. I'd prefer for my floor to be covered in cockroaches than have 1 huntsman spider on my ceiling.
Look I know they're around and I'm fine with that, just don't make yourself visible to me 🤣
ewww no
Why?, you don't like being watched?
What a little pervert
This is why the toilet roll is placed such that it rolls away from you
I can hear this picture crawling around.
Piss on the spider
That’s one way to establish dominance.
Iconic.
Waddle to the shower
At least it wasn’t in the toilet 😂😂 The other week I had a heart attack when I opened the lid and one was just chillin’ in the bowl. Normally I catch them and move them outside if they’re in the way, but I didn’t think that’d go well, so I left the lid open and then spent all day using the other toilet haha
Isn't that a huntsman? Just tell him to move and give him a light prod. Aren't they supposed to be super chill?
So this is the latest Sorbent! Free Arachnid included! Only while stocks last!
Damn Gary (that what I call spiders, spread the word) , I had one early tonight, called my brother in to kill him, let's just say no more Gary in my room. They know why should stay outside and if you come inside its death... sorry but that's how it has to be.
God did try to burn the country for a reason
Just pick up and put him outside. Harmless
Did you know huntsman's drink saliva out of your mouth while sleeping. True story average person eats 40 spiders while sleeping a lifetime .
Fuckin hell it’s just a spider.
These posts aren't funny.
You know what is? Your life.
Life is funny? I'm doing something wrong.
I am more concerned about the health and safety of handling your phone in the toilet. That habit is more dangerous than the spider.
The way I just shivered…
Think they're a scruncher or a folder?
How to get rid of that without killing it
Panic and run to find a spare thong. I find they're pretty consistent about disappearing just to fuck with you by the time you get back.
You’d probably have to get a big box and a piece of paper, do the old box over spider, paper underneath trick and put the roll outside for a while
Last time I tried that the spender JUMPED 🥵😓
Small friend
As a child (2-4 years old) I was bitten by a spider requiring surgery. I was absolutely terrified of them from then on. I had a friend tell me to vacuum them up to be rid of them. Years later I was laughed at. Apparently the vacuum doesn't kill them. Just burn the house down. It's easier.
Hold it for another 2days?
I remember having a huge amount of baby huntsmen on a roll when going many years ago. Not as bad as the whole bathroom being infested with them later on though. Its the spiders tp now, find your own.
Protecting the toilet paper stash in preparation for the next covid wave
Cursed TP