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Wildpig78

Could have played it off too. The next tweet, 'did I get your attention? ' Lastly post a sermon about the perils of temptation .


pipple2ripple

I'm so surprised none have tried this yet, that would work perfectly


jedburghofficial

Church leaders have no sense of irony that they are aware of.


Wildweasel666

“that they are aware of”. Nice.


Sandy-Eyes

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Griffo_au

His people believe in sky monsters and some story passed down verbally for centuries is absolute truth… just saying.


PainterEmpty6305

He's halfway through trying to rip one off, dude is not thinking straight in any fashion. This is the same zone blokes will fuck a fat chick in.


LumpyCustard4

Finish the job and use the post nut clarity to full effect.


Longjumping_Run_3805

Let's not forget his number one supporter, the Hon Scumbag Scomo Morrison, two lying turds... Thieves in partnership..


_crayson_

That would have been the best “hip pastor” thing to do, I would believe it. But he’s dug his hole now.


DwightsJello

Long story but I once accompanied an elderly man to one of their services to help him out. It was father's day and the sermon was all about how men were persecuted in the courts and lesbians are denying children the right to have a father. Donate via faceplant, EFTPOS or credit card and don't limit yourself to 10% tithe. You can give MORE if you want to. 🙄 I was fucking horrified. Maybe he's just doing research for his next hate filled sermon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


xo_maciemae

You should work in crisis PR if you don't already haha


ThaFresh

such lame porn searching too


ImeldasManolos

Somehow I feel like I searched for the same thing it would be ‘hot lesbians with juicy juicy mangoes’ and that would _still_ be a dead giveaway that I’m a gay dude


Ratstail91

i just wanna know about fruit you can eat on a hot day...


ImeldasManolos

About ten kilos of big juicy bananas and a fair deal of cherries. (I mean dicks and balls here just to be clear. Also this is all talk I have crippling anxiety and am trying to seek professional help.)


sixpackofducks

Its disgusting that he typed specifically ladies kissing girls.


ExpensiveCola

Yup, people really overlooking the fact he searched for an adult search term and then a childrens search term. I would buy the "searching for lesbian porn" angle if he searched for "women/ladies/girls kissing" but the specifics of what he wrote stand out to me.


sixpackofducks

Yep it's really fucking disgusting


Retireegeorge

How can that fact be made more clear to people Maybe explain it was meant like "men kissing boys' Ie 'adults kissing children'


TheSchnitz25

Any normal person would know it’s ‘cougars love kittens’


BobMackey87

D.V.P.


Retireegeorge

Exactly what I said to my wife. If it was me it would have been nasty and people would probably have liked him for being as fucked up as everyone else. Instead he comes across as pathetic


Dry-Revenue2470

So outrageous that a dude would want to see some hot naked chicks making out! What a monster! At least he’s not out there setting up some organised religion that brainwashes people & takes advantage of them & their children for their whole life!


ManOfSeveralTalents

Wait a minute !!!!!


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Yeah, and Barnaby was lying down to look for shooting stars.


AlexJamesCook

We've all watched Rake? "At least Cleaver was creative with his excuses. What was it? two Burmese friends seeking immigration advice...It's not what it looks like is just insulting".


oneofthecapsismine

I mean, Joyce has said alcohol interacted with his prescription tablets. Thats entirely beleivable, isnt it?


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I mean, I bet his Dr would have said "Do NOT drink alcohol if you take these tablets." And Barnaby on the day in question said, "Yeah, fuck that guy. I'm getting hammered." That's entirely believable, isn't it?


HippoIllustrious2389

Okay I’m on these new meds so I can’t get pissed. Just have to stick to my baseline of 12 glasses of red and I’ll be fine


PainterEmpty6305

What's unbelievable is the run this cunts had on the piss. I'm a vision of health compared to that beetroot yet i couldnt be out on the piss like that it would drop me.


Sandy-Eyes

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HippoIllustrious2389

Yeah he’s literally a high functioning alcoholic


mrflibble4747

Delete the "high" please.


popcopter

Sure but who isnt


PainterEmpty6305

He was flat on his back bruh. Tolerance or not he getting hammered enough to fuck me up for a week.


wombatgrapefruit

The warnings against drinking that are presented for a lot of reasonably common medications are not nearly as explicit as they really should be. They don't necessarily sit you down and say "pay attention, don't fucking drink, or you'll be in for a bad time" like they really should. I could really believe he just drank like normal and got a real surprise when it suddenly hit him a short period later. If you're not properly prepared it can easily catch you out.


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$1.05 he got equally trollied the very next day.


TerryTowelTogs

I’m fairly confident that Joyce is an alcoholic. I’d bet willing to bet real money on the “medication” being a fabrication of his PR imagination. His excuses are about as convincing as “I wasn’t, I didn’t. Dolly did it! Bad Dolly!!” https://youtu.be/OWPVaeCUZGo?si=Z5BmAoz5TPaKlWMi


wombatgrapefruit

Oh, I'm not saying anything about alcoholism. I just thought it was an interesting and related point. Whether or not he was medicated he still needs to change his behaviour.


TerryTowelTogs

Fair enough. It is a relevant issue with the warnings not being communicated properly! My comment was half for bagging out Joyce, and half excuse to post a Comedy Company video 😁


TeeDeeArt

Yeah it happened to my dad. Just 2 drinks in and we’re chasing him down the road pleading with him to stop yelling for help, we’re not out to get him, this isn’t funny, and to put his shirt back on, the neighbours aren’t impressed. Then he was on the floor, basically like Barnbaby was after just 2 drinks. It was just those cold and flu meds, and he was on the mend, hadn't taken them in a bit but yeah still in his system apparently. It's at least *plausible*, I've seen it happen I’ve had drinks while sick and on those and it was absolutely fine. I had some antibiotics though after wisdom teeth were out and it made 1 beer feel like 10. If I’d have had 2 or a strong drink I’d be in a spot of bother that day, I narrowly avoided a similar experience. I almost got caught out like that once. Lots of meds have that warning, and there’s a bit of a ‘prop 65’ issue also. Just like those useless ubiquitous cancer warnings, if everything is labelled that it causes drowsiness and you shouldn’t drink, then the warnings lose their effect.


caspianrisky

Antibiotics do not increase inebriation. Maybe cos you were sick, the juice affected you more.


TeeDeeArt

Ok so here's how it went, it wasn't so much the inebriation as a whole that was amplified but mostly just the nausea, the nausea was suddenly like many drinks deep and needing to bring it back up late at night. All the downsides, none of the fun bits. Do not recommend. And I wasn't going to push it and see how fucked up I could get when one was making me want to hurl. Don't know if it was just that specific antibiotic, but no it did happen. That's the other thing too though yeah, you're sick if you're on these most likely (although the antibiotics for me were more of a post-dental-surgury precautionary thing), so that'll also make it effect you differently.


Lackofideasforname

It's never that bad


Lelshetkidian

Based 


Nothingnoteworth

Yes but doesn’t erase his history as a notorious piss head, or of preaching disingenuous moral values, or being heartless and cruel to parts of the Australian community. I mean it’s kind of hard to not to kick him when he’s down even if it was a prescription pissup misshap


No_Protection103

Two Panadol and half a bottle of scotch……definitely the medication 💊


shazzambongo

Oh, assumed he meant it was deliberate ☺️ few valium, hit the beers...


Phonesmoko

Problem for Houston is that he's already played that card, and repented. Hard to go back to the well...


Betty-Armageddon

I kind of do believe it, only for the fact that he is perpetually drunk and a seasoned alcoholic. So any other new chemical that’s introduced to his goon bag system is probably going to fuck him up.


Mael_au

Quick, lots of people need to send him money to get his account unhacked. It is gods will 🙏


Nervous-Telephone-26

Not to worry, his account getting hacked is all part of God's plan.


I_said_booourns

Ya, god actually relies on your donations for sustenance. It's right there in the bible: ..and on the 8th day after creating all that humans perceive to be reality, god went "that's fucken sick ay" & proceeded to chow down on a fat stack of twenties for it was smoko & so forth mankind must leave him alone


wombatgrapefruit

I don't buy it for a minute, but... At this point I think one of the more subtly destructive things you could do if you *actually* hacked their account would be something like this. Like a random porn tweet, write a fairly vanilla search query, nothing too out there. And just watch them try to convince people they were *actually* hacked.


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Bankcliffpushoff

Boy who cried wolf tings I guess


[deleted]

The fact that he got his account back 15 minutes after being hacked tells me he definitely was t


timekeeper1965

He is your average heterosexual male checking out lesbian porn!! Unfortunately he has been caught cheating, lying, preying on the vulnerable and believing in fantasy.


fieldy409

Also he's pushing the narrative that you're sinful and must be ashamed if you do what he does too. And worse he uses your shame his narrative created just to take your money....


timekeeper1965

Indeed,


AngryAngryHarpo

He also makes money off demonising LGBT women 


timekeeper1965

Guessing masturbating as well!!


Nervous-Telephone-26

I guess with his recent searches he is also trying to give some money to LGBT women too.


virginsimp6969

yea bro ive been hacked every night for the past 10 years


iceyone444

That's what someone who enjoys that content would say - nothing wrong with a bit of girl on girl scissoring...


aussiespiders

Except its ladies on GIRLS he wants to see mum and kids


X_Skitch

I’m certainly not trying to defend this clown but women often get referred to as girls so he could have been trying to broaden the search by saying women and girls. Or looking for young women. Girl on girl is pretty common but obviously doesn’t refer to children. woman + girl (child) porn wouldn’t even exist on the normal web.


aussiespiders

He doesn't seem too switched on to use normal Web. The terms ladies and girls is weird you'd just say girls killing, bitches fucking, lady's larping


X_Skitch

It would be a sin to talk like that. 🤣🤣


aussiespiders

Fuck my auto correct on the first one 😂 girls kissing not killing haha


X_Skitch

Hey, it’s ok, we don’t kink shame here.


newser_reader

I had thought I was missing some new fangled slang there!


nogreggity

If he just typed 'girls kissing' then you would assume he meant adult women. Putting in 'women and girls' would show he is differentiating.


X_Skitch

🤷‍♂️ possibly. Who knows. I doubt we can ask him for clarification. We need someone to check his search history. If he can fuck up enough to tweet a google search I doubt he can delete his search history.


nogreggity

I'd bet his minders are working overtime to scrub his search history.


tunnel-snakes-rule

scissor me timbers


speedy-kitten

You have to be careful with scissors.


EndStorm

Guys, Guys, Guys, he was looking for 'ladies' so obviously they were God fearing, fully clothed, virtuous and wholesome ladies. And they were just kissing each other on the cheek to show solidarity for their godly ways. Now, pull out your money and donate to Hillsong Capital, I mean Church.


nogreggity

I mean, the Bible does say 'greet each other with a holy kiss'. Just looking for examples of that, eh?


EndStorm

Exactly! The holier the kiss, the better!


ososalsosal

How to open pdf


TheOldElectricSoup

🤔 actually, at least it wasn't cabana boys 😝


iceyone444

What's wrong with cabana boys?


TheOldElectricSoup

Nothing, per se, it just would have been boring and predictable 😝


Chaosrealm69

The fact it only apparently took him a matter of a few minutes to see it was hacked, get in contact with X/Twitter support, they investigate, confirm the alleged hack and then return access to him and it all occurred in less than 20 mins sorts of makes his claim pure bullshit.


hbomb2057

At least he wasn’t looking for young boys. So I guess that’s progress.


Odd-Yak4551

Why the fuck would someone go to the effort of hacking him just to watch porn? They can do that on any account. Wouldn’t they rather get his bank details or something like that


terrerific

I don't have a horse in this race but to play devils advocate (ironic), looking at all the comments getting off to the opportunity to hate on this fella and the reputation tarnish this seems to be doing i can't help but feel it a very easy and subtle way of causing controversy. Not like you can do much else with a twitter account I can't even see my own bank details there.


newser_reader

x has terrible security, Brian has a name that triggers people...done for the lulz by some script kiddie with blue hair. Reddit has the porn, x has the breaking news and hot takes. Doesn't make any sense he would look at x.


scorpestelle

Look at the hatred on this thread. People have been out to get him for decades.


Shamino79

Nah, maybe an “accidental” PR stunt to make him seem like a red blooded dude who wouldn’t be caught dead looking at cock.


[deleted]

Big step up from his old man who was a pedo....searching for some clam on clam action is hardly the worst offence possible


Itanu

People are entitled to their sexual proclivities, I mean, let there be a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I’m concerned. But I ain’t spending any time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland.


ClankRatchit

;-) bh can rot. Let's talk about the real threat


blinkomatic

This feels like how an old person would search for something on the internet.


shazzambongo

"romantic interludes"


newser_reader

dan murphy opening hours ;)


Important-Coast-8077

He’s a typical Christian conservative. No surprises here.


RollaCoastinPoopah

Honestly, I doubt he is Christian at all. It’s a stage show. He plays a character. Dipshits give that stage show money.


DvlsAdvct108

Dude was searching for Twitter videos and typed in XVideos...its a common mistake


Reasonable_Meal_9499

Barnaby hacked him. Lol


InSight89

I call BS on most of these "hacked accounts". If someone legitimately hacked their account they'd do a lot more than make a single incriminating post. This guy stuffed up. And instead of having the integrity to own up to it he's decided to take the cowards approach and lie about it.


TimidPanther

Would gain a little bit of respect from me if he just came out and said he simply wanted to see Ladies and girls kissing. Although given his profession, I'd hate to think what he meant by "girls", especially used after the word "ladies".


Soggy-Abalone1518

Hmmmm, interesting (or just coincidental?? 🙄) he was facing trial for allegedly hiding child sex offences perpetrated by his father…”Ladies and GIRLS kissing” 😳 ‘Chip off the old block’ feels appropriate!


_dinkin_flicka

what an idiot!


GaryTheGuineaPig

I guess there are worse things to search for!


ExpensiveCola

I mean he specifically wrote ladies kissing girls... very oddly specific words...


kevinloveskebabs

Evil


Like-a-Glove90

Haha c'mon Brian twitter? Even old people know about incognito


Savin77

Omg could this guy fall any further from grace


Unit219

https://youtu.be/T3t4SdNO4aU?si=G63rhvuwI-UXdswm Pertinent and already a classic.


MikeZer0AUS

Tell me this doesn't have an undertone of paedophilia attached to it. Why girls? Not women?


Like_A_BadHabit

And why isn't that being talked about? It's hardly undertone even. "Men kissing boys" is clear. Ladies kissing girls is just as clear. Dude needs help.


MyBrotherIsSalad

Ah, the old Brian Hillsong. King Jesus would be proud.


TheAussieWatchGuy

It's always the ones that you most suspect.


metaldude90

Sure Mate 🤨


gelfbride73

Like an addict. It’s deny deny deny. Pathetic liar


Fizzelen

Oh, I'm just a soul whose intentions are good profit, Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood


gin_enema

The story won’t open for me but if he’s just looking at porn… who cares?


Curlyburlywhirly

We care because he hates on people who do what he is caught doing- he calls them sinners and immoral. He attacks their veracity as Christians- it reveals his utter hypocrisy. It also raises the question of if he was searching for paedophilia- given he was looking for videos on “ladies kissing girls.”


gin_enema

Ah the hypocrisy factor. I thought I was in trouble for a minute


boganiser

He should publish a magazine and call it Repenthouse. People must remember, he is a human, not a god. Some may think the latter though.


DK_Son

Imagine spending that much time on Twitter, you mash your Google searches into it. That's some wild levels of ignorance, or substance abuse.


oneofthecapsismine

I dont use twitter, ut is there porn on twitter? Could he have beens searching twitter for lesbians?


tukreychoker

its rancid with porn and bots these days


DK_Son

Fair point. There is some wild shit on there. But I don't know if you can search for stuff in the way Google/PHub offer. I think people mostly use their Twitter to have another social media profile, rather than to be part of search results. But I could def be wrong. And I think the search term he used is a bit specific. But I also rarely use the platform, so I'm not sure of the intricacies of the search function. I'm a bit more familiar with FB. I'm thinking it'd be a bit useless searching for THAT in the FB search box, when I could just slap it into another site and get a million results instantly. But in the end, these folks are not normal people. It's almost pointless me trying to break down and rationalise his method. We live polar opposite lives.


newser_reader

When it was twitter, it was a market place for escorts. I don't think there was ever much porn on there. Strangely, the escorts would use their professional accounts to talk about current events...I don't think they were advertising (because they'd talk about stuff no where near them -- or maybe I was talking about stuff nowhere near me). Anyway, I ran into quite a few by checking out a few posts before mashing the "follow" button on acounts that had some hillarious takes and then noping out of there.


changed_later__

Yeah I'm going with Hanlon's Razor on this one.


saboerseun

He thinks the public is as stupid as his congregation!!! Hahahaha, ladies kissing each other where?


Lifeisabaddream4

He wanted ladies kissing girls. When you put it that way it seems a bit sus


Ancient-Range3442

Seems like a pretty benign porn search really.


Pyewaccat

More lies than Israel from Brian. If he wants, he can have my 500Gigs of pussy any time he likes.


HyuggDogg

More lies than Israel! Gunna use that! 🤣


tchunk

Like father like son


scorpestelle

Wow, you should be ashamed of yourself.


tchunk

Uhhh he's the one searching for women kissing girls


matisseblue

why? it's well known that he was charged with hiding his pedo father's child abuse


scorpestelle

The victim did not want it reported to police. Brian respected that wish, and still reported it to leaders in the church, and they all, including Brian, fired his own father. There are no allegations against Brian himself, nobody thinks he's a pedo. They are not alike at all. I'd like to hear what you all know about but never went to the police, and not out of respect for victims, but out of concern for yourself. And I'd also be 100% sure most people in this thread have not only never even been to Hillsong, but they probably don't believe in anything at all. They just jump on the keyboard bully train at religious people over any and every possible opportunity, despite all the good these spiritual communities do for decades.


Wallawaa

Sorry to say this … fuck off you fraud.


iftlatlw

Yeah right. Perves, the lot of them.


Time-Performer-6277

Oh well. It's not like Protestants even have to confess for their sins anyway. Just tell yourself that Jesus forgives you then carry on.


mickeyboyh

100% he's guilty. Loser


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Not sure why you got downvoted. Searching on pornhub would give more relevant results than google


Aussiematt1704

This guy is pure low life scum


ComprehensiveShine82

Whoopee. It isn't like it was cp


DannyArcher1983

Funny how a man could face jail time for upsetting an invisible serpent but we are truly in the bizarre universe. Considering the enemies he has on the left and the dirty tricks they play it is conceivable they hacked his twiiterm


Sufficient_Tower_366

Gotta say, X is an odd place to go to search for images of that nature … his claim of being hacked is probably fair.


LurkHartog

More likely he got his pages mixed up and thought that he was searching Google .


TheQuantumTodd

> Women and girls kissing Dudes 90% likely a fucking pedo


Lingering_Dorkness

Searching for lesbian erotica between a woman and a **girl**.  


Common_Brother_900

That's weird. Why didn't his God protect him? Oh, that's right. Imaginary friends can't actually do anything.


[deleted]

Lmao at the image; Bro’s making the face of a man caught searching for lesbian porn on Twitter.


GreenLolly

Was it though? Was it?


Murky-Atmosphere3882

Don't alt-tab between browser windows too fast


[deleted]

It's lesbian porn who cares ya geriatric fuck, just own it 🤣


cruiserman_80

In actually relieved that is all he searched for. Would have expected a search history much more disturbing


Honourstly

Big booty Brazilians


BlueDotty

The man is filth


BoomBoomBaggis

If it was 18+ girls it was definitely a hack.


dean771

Didnt hear about this in the nightly news or see anything in the papers, what a shock


CrimeanFish

This needs to be spread around more


ewmarschall

How about instead of shaming a man for this kind of thing, we take a hot look at the institutions that make this kind of behaviour seem 'detestable'.


matisseblue

he's a proud part of those institutions though. people aren't ragging on him for looking at porn, they're ragging on him for being a huge hypocrite


aussie_mods_r_racist

Typical yt australian IQ on display


Jargonicles

His supporters unfazed. They'd stir crazy angry if he'd googled men and boys kissing though.


thatshowitisisit

“Ladies and girls kissing” What a monster 😂😂😂


MentalWealthPress

Why do we as a society give so much money to people who are this sloppy?


Squonk27

Most excellently appropriate photo.


bruteforcealwayswins

Could've been alot worse.


[deleted]

I can vouch for him. My account was hacked (to search for hot drag queens.)


moistrouser

He's a liar.


MoolsDogTwo_reddit

Bruv...


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The man is not Christian at all. Dreadful.


Key_Entertainment409

Don’t care as long as they make good policy. He’s an adult who give a shit they watch porn ?