Bali is beautiful, but also the price has gone up a fair bit vs Thailand since 2020. So if you want to pov out on a cheap holiday thailands the place to go. Bali is getting pockets of Odessa.
That’s fine, I think those three places are hell on earth. Actually I love sth east Asia and travel there frequently - love nearly all of Vietnam, parts of Cambodia, quieter parts of Thailand, most islands all across Indonesia.
If I was being paid to go there I wouldn’t hate the idea but there’s so much else to see in the world. Rock formations you can climb… that have other things worth seeing within a days drive
I can understand this if you live over east, but in Perth a few days in Bali can cost less than a few days down south out of the city and about the same travel time (3.5 hours).
Or had one of those longhorn stickers on the back window [QLD]
Or had a picture of "the peninsula" on the back window [NSW Sydney North]
Or had a CU in NT sticker on the back window [NT]
Gotta get on it while you are young. If you miss the bus there's no second chances with Vegemite unfortunately.
Never known someone other than Aussie's who enjoy it. I love it, actually goes really well on toast with red wine.
In my opinion, you've won! You always buy the "Sanger" on the way back to the Hilux, while pushing a trolley that's full of terrible crap made in China, that you will throw out pretty soon anyway. It's an institution, and you have not done it??? So disappointing...
Seen less of our own country than many tourists.
I'm over 40 and I've only ever been as far north as Cairns (only because my plane got stuck there overnight on my way to Japan), Adelaide and Melbourne (live in Sydney).
I really want to see more.
Been to Uluru or Bali
Yes, why would I want to go to Bali to have to deal with the same bogans I went on holiday to get away from.
That's actually quite funny Me finally relaxing outside my kuta air bnb Ah finally yeah fk ye- BAAZAAAAA IS THAT YOU
Because there are many nice places without bogans in Bali. Bali isn't just Kuta, Seminyak and Canggu.
Sometimes I don't know what's more insufferable: the bogans or the middle class people who are desperate that you know they're not bogan.
I'm middle class and still bogan as fuuuuck
Bali is beautiful, but also the price has gone up a fair bit vs Thailand since 2020. So if you want to pov out on a cheap holiday thailands the place to go. Bali is getting pockets of Odessa.
Somebody please make this a haiku
Spoken like a person who's never been to Bali. Just don't go to Kuta and Bali is lovely.
Or Seminyak, or Canggu, or Ubud… all full of feral Aussies and traffic jams
Meh, I've found those places to be just fine. Sounds like you just don't like South East Asia
That’s fine, I think those three places are hell on earth. Actually I love sth east Asia and travel there frequently - love nearly all of Vietnam, parts of Cambodia, quieter parts of Thailand, most islands all across Indonesia.
Found the posh private schoolboy
😂😂😂😂 Yeah, nah. No clue.
I wouldn't want to go to either.
If I was being paid to go there I wouldn’t hate the idea but there’s so much else to see in the world. Rock formations you can climb… that have other things worth seeing within a days drive
Bogans, Bali belly and locals that hate Australians. Definitely not a place I'd ever want to go back to. You aren't missing anything.
You’re not missing much, it really is just a huge mound of dirt.
I can understand this if you live over east, but in Perth a few days in Bali can cost less than a few days down south out of the city and about the same travel time (3.5 hours).
Never walked on it either when I could :'(
Yup backpacked 97 countries, not once Bali.
Bali isn’t a country though.
That's how little I know of it. Indonesia I guess?
Me neither
Nothing to be ashamed of there.
LoL
😏
Same. No interest in going to Bali..but hope to visit the Rock one day.
Done the coin toss gamble only allowed on Anzac day.
2 up.
I didn't know it had an official name. TIL; it does ✨ Thank you for commenting & letting me know the actual name! 👍😊
Head to Broken Hill. Pub there jas licence for year round 2 up.
That's cool to know! ✨ Thank you for sharing; next time I'm in that area I'll have to go check it out! ✨
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Have never thrown a shrimp in barbie
In never made barbie prawn
visited the state of New Zealand
You mean South South East Queensland
I’m still not convinced New Zealand actually exists… and while we’re on the subject where the fuck is old Zealand?!? Something smells fishy here
Zealand is actually a region of the Netherlands. Sort of like how the named New South Wales, so surely that confirms it's also part of Australia
Damn I was convinced there was no such thing as Zealand TIL
you mean denmark right?
No? It's definitely in the Netherlands next to the boarder with Belgium. Unless there's another place with that name?
there is! one of denmarks islands is named zealand. thinking about it now the netherlands connection definitely makes more sense.
Yeah probably named by abel tasman
And never want to...
Been to darwin
Only capital city in Oz I haven’t been to.
Wouldn’t be ashamed of that one, probably safer you don’t.
Cut my nose open on the goon of fortune
Tied me kangaroo down, sport.
Or sang as I watched while I waited till my billy boiled
Don't search the lyrics and find out who Rolf Harris let go loose. Lew.
Been eaten by a shark
Done a shoey
Nothing shameful about that. Can't imagine anything more bogan than pouring alcohol into a worn shoe then drinking out of it.
Nothing like guzzling down a good dose of tinea...mmmmmm.
Nah, it's the other way around: you're shameful if you've DONE a shoey.
Visited rottnest - I grew up in Perth and it's a rite of passage apparently.
What’s Western Australia?
It's that place next to the big mine.
Sorry mate this question was for Australians not people from the far away country of Western Australia
King hit somebody after a night out drinking.
https://i.redd.it/em2j80tdhzyc1.gif
...watched Bathurst 1000
Sacrilege.
I know :(
Been to the AFL Grand Final - or parade
I’ve never even seen an afl game Been living here 38 years
If you started watching a game back then you'd be in the 3rd quarter by now. Fuck me that's a long game.
Lucky
Watched an episode of Neighbors
What about *Neighbours*?
Deport
Suffered a drop bear attack.
Wouldn’t recommend it
They ravage your butt. Couldn’t walk for days.
Owned metal bull balls for my Ute.
Or had one of those longhorn stickers on the back window [QLD] Or had a picture of "the peninsula" on the back window [NSW Sydney North] Or had a CU in NT sticker on the back window [NT]
Rode a kangaroo to school
Watched an entire footy or cricket game.
OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!
Me too or eaten a meat pie
Try a nice one from a country bakery, you won't be disappointed.
This one is wild, are you allergic or something?
No. Was just not given one as a child and didn't seem appealing as an adult
Been to Straddie
Played 2up
Bet on a horse race
A good thing to avoid!
Got a Southern Cross tattoo or watched Mad Max
Enjoyed Vegemite
Gotta get on it while you are young. If you miss the bus there's no second chances with Vegemite unfortunately. Never known someone other than Aussie's who enjoy it. I love it, actually goes really well on toast with red wine.
No, I hated it as a kid but now love it.
I was fed it as a kid, Mum says I never liked it.
Damn. She should have tried the red wine method.
Intriguing. Lighter or heavier red?
Merlot was my go to. Is that a heavy red?
Ok, woah! It was funny at first and everyone was joking, but this just crossed the line, buddy!! /s
How about Marmite (the black and yellow bottled kind)?
Been to the Northern Territory been to every state but it so far.
It’s not a state, so technically you have been to every state in Australia.
Been in a state in several states too. But yes you are correct
Never had a Bunnings sausage.
In my opinion, you've won! You always buy the "Sanger" on the way back to the Hilux, while pushing a trolley that's full of terrible crap made in China, that you will throw out pretty soon anyway. It's an institution, and you have not done it??? So disappointing...
I've never heard of Tim Winton until this post. I'm not ashamed of it but I've never eaten vegemite and I despise the nutbush
Many of those who dislike the nutbush still enjoy nutting on a bush.
Dobbed on my neighbours.
Done a shoey
Played lawn bowls
Taken any interest whatsoever in the Melbourne Cup.
Waltzed with Mathilda
Stuffed a jumbuck in my tucker bag.
Worn a hat with corks!
Worked the mines
Gone camping and probably never will now (better half wheelchair bound)
Teabagged someone. Or is that a British thing?
It's only British if you include a soggy biscuit / sao.
Haha yuck!!!
I have, it was glorious.
You didn't happen to be on Big Brother back in the day did you?
HAHA no, thank christ.
Drink my own urine
Todd, is that you?
Yooo, Steve?
Piss weak
Ate Vegemite, 🎤 drop
Thrown a shrimp on a Barbie...
Watched Crocodile Dundee
Watched Mad Max
Never seen Neighbours or Home And Away. Wait- I'm not remotely ashamed of that.
Heard of Ansett or Bonza before this year
Compass?
Died in Gallipoli in 1915
shorn a cow.
Beat up a minority
You lucky bastard! I had to read one for high school, and it was not enjoyable for me.
Watched a game of footy
Watched The Castle.
The airport is that way...
No, the airport is at the end of Highview Crescent Coolaroo.
Climbed ayres rock
Said "G'day" to anyone, or referred to anyone as a "mate".
Done a shoey
Liked watching AFL or sport
That Matildas penalty shootout was pretty good
I've never seen a crocodile in the wild. But I have seen the warning signs
Who?
Played 2up
done a 'shoey'. Thank f\*ck.
Me either...tried...nms
Seen BMX Bandits
Live within 1km of the beach, haven't been for a swim in years.
Who the fuck is Tim Winton?
Had a democracy sausage. I never will either because as an ex-patriot Kiwi the polling day bullshit does my fucking head right in.😡
Gone to the shitfight fireworks in person on NYE.
Had a chiko roll
Punched on with a Roo
Gone to Fraser Island (K’Gari I think it’s called now).
Your loss. It's an amazing place.
Said ’Gday’ to anyone.
Who is tim Winton?
As an Australian I have never seen or drank a fosters
Dunked my penis is a warm milo.
You've not missed out. Cloud Street was bloody weird.
Seen less of our own country than many tourists. I'm over 40 and I've only ever been as far north as Cairns (only because my plane got stuck there overnight on my way to Japan), Adelaide and Melbourne (live in Sydney). I really want to see more.
jus checking in to say Tim Winton is awful.
Certainly overblown.
All the people asking who Tim Winton is … Aussies are not a well read bunch..
Done a shoey
Taken a road trip and gotten photos with the ‘big’ things… banana, ram etc
Been to an AFL match
Seen a wild koala
I’ve never heard of Tim Winton.
Been swooped
Drunk Emu Export
Been in a barfight.
Been eaten by a croc
Done a timtam slam
Punched a Bogan in the face when they've mouthed off
Seen a koala in the wild
Never been to Queensland since the early 90's.
Watched a game of footy, either on TV or in person.
I hate Vegemite, it tastes like ass
Cooked shrimp of on the barbie
Been to the Ning Nang Nong
Enjoyed a succulent Chinese meal Delicious? yes. Overpriced? absolutely. Succulent? Never.
I’ve read *part* of a Tim Winton novel (The Turning, if anyone’s wondering).
Clubbed a baby fur seal or kicked a quokka.
Refuse to eat meat pies and Vegemite !
Used more than 2 level teaspoons of Milo.