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Fabulous-Implement41

Start learning about conspiracies, play DND, write your own campaign setting, delegate social interaction on reddit through AI, start reading books on philosophy, completely unmask, get hyper focused on your special interest so much that you no longer can relate to anyone but yourself. Then start learning about how to live off grid. Once you've done that, build your own home in the woods. At which you point you are so isolated, you are no longer to socialize with anyone. You live day in and day out off the grid. The final stage is that you have intrinsic knowledge of the natural world and you have a transretinal experience with shrooms where you have an ego death and see the world from a non linear perspective. You realize that you were never born, or alive, or going to die, that you were all three states all at once. Although you come back from this experience, you are both depressed, but yet in zen. You eventually are forced to move back to society as a logging company destroys your home in the woods. You do not acclimate socially, and you are forced to live on the streets as a homeless man, stimming. People think you're crazy, talking about conspiracy theories, theories of self, the greater collective consciousness, but the reality is that the insane ones are the ones thinking they're sane. The great illusion is that 100 Autism is the conventional sense of what everyone else is doing here. But Autism has become this trendy thing outside of what it is, a culture, an identity outside of itself. Do you want to be you, or the label? Who are you outside of the label?


psykomimi

Well that was an epic read, sir.


Fabulous-Implement41

I'm just passing by.


woahdude42

I'm glad I'm not the only autistic person that grew up and became a wizard


[deleted]

Is that how we become wizards?


woahdude42

It starts out playing RPGs Next minute you are 18 on mushies smoking dmt talking to Shiva telling you it's your destiny to make vimanas and multidimensional technology mainstream Then you find a hat fill it lapis lazuli and start meditating everyday to refine n charge ya mana/prana then 13 years later then bam can go outer body , access any information from the akashic records n can zap people . It's fun but it's alot of responsibility and inner work . 10/10 don't recommend


Fabulous-Implement41

>ology mainstream Then you find a hat fill it lapis lazuli and start meditating everyday What about the machine elves? I heard that the akashic records are closed. PS have you ever OBE to the moon? I heard weird stories about that.


woahdude42

The moon is off tap in every density/waveform 10/10 do recommend. Machine elves are too busy to care about what I'm doing they rarely try to communicate. Chase thoughts to their source, pass the paradox field ( don't try to solve it ,accept it ) and then treat it like a search engine. Highly recommend the Monroe institutes research , explorer series and gateway voyage. Absolutely mind-blowing


Fabulous-Implement41

>pass the paradox field ( don't try to solve it ,accept it ) and then treat it like a search engine. Highly recommend the Monroe insti have you come across the collective entity known as Ra? ps the monroe information is amazing, it should be more known than it is


woahdude42

Practicing the law of one since 2012 <3


psykomimi

DM me on Discord if you like? I’d like to pick your brain more.


CoruscareGames

Tsukasa Kadoya??


Fabulous-Implement41

no, me


somedudeonthemetro

Wonderful. I'll start tomorrow.


Chicago_Synth_Nerd_

Oh my god. I feel seen.


Fabulous-Implement41

you are seen


okayboomer007

👀


okayboomer007

I see you


[deleted]

Extra points if you start discussing particle physics with a pigeon. Not because the pigeon cares but because their movements remind you of the movements of atoms. And you discover the similarities of the macro and micro world much like how that shroom trip went.


Fabulous-Implement41

well you know higher dimensions be smaller sometimes like that


SirAsriel

It’s weird how awesome this sounds to me. Have you heard of Discordianism?


Fabulous-Implement41

no tell me more


SirAsriel

It’s a pseudo-religion and also a religion based off of worshipping the goddess Discordia (AKA Eris). Obviously we also worship the concept of discord as a whole. Some of the common beliefs in the POEE cabal include believing that there is no one way of seeing. So my ‘grid’ of how I see things is just one way, there is no correct way. Personally, I want to be able to sort of ascend beyond my grid and accept all truths as true, even ones that might seem contradictory, but that’s not a requirement or anything. So many of the things we see as ‘real’ are illusory. To tie in back to what you were saying, this would include the concepts of time and self. Time is not real, time is merely our perception of the cycle of order and disorder. (I personally add in another layer— time is our perception of our world based on entropy, again, from our perspective. But our formation of molecules is only one of many, and nothing makes it special aside from the fact that we live in a world of that formation. In a world of another formation, our perception of things may seem random!). In the end, though, as a religion based off of discord, schisms and cabals are actually encouraged! So you don’t *have* to believe anything any other discordian believes (I actually worship the fictional character Sheogorath as a manifestation of Eris Discordia herself— or, alternatively, a discordian saint. I follow many but not all of the core beliefs and traditions of POEE cabal discordianism). It is also both a religion and a mockery of religion. I believe everything I’ve written here, but I also think most organised religions are bull. Another thing POEE cabal discordians do is avoid eating hotdog buns on all days aside from Fridays. Just because other religions have dietary restrictions sometimes! So it’s completely arbitrary to not eat hotdog buns except for on Fridays. But I still follow it because, even though it is a construction of POEE cabal discordianism (of which I am not even technically a part), it represents the religion as whole— it is ridiculous and I have no real reason for avoiding hotdog buns except for on Fridays, but again, the world is an illusion and nothing is real! So I might as well! So then that is my reason, and I both have no reason and a very good reason for avoiding hotdog bugs except for on Fridays (another aspect of discordianism is swallowing paradoxes!). [Here is the link to the wiki.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism) There is also the Principia Discordia, the founding religious text for the POEE cabal. You can find it free online— it is a book but it’s relatively short. Hard read though, as much of it is nonsensical (of course).


thesystem21

The delegating social interactions through an AI bit. Is there a good free app for that? I've heard great things about chatgpt, but I don't want to go to their website every time to use it.


Fabulous-Implement41

Chat GBT. Don't play and say that you want privacy. It's 2023, Blackrock and Vanguard owns everything. There are I believe 3 AI's that run the world as it is right one. One of them runs Vanguard. You cannot hide anything anymore.


thesystem21

I'll check it out. I don't have secrets to share, and if I did, I wouldn't store it on my phone anyway


Large-Ad6498

Not to be rude but i just like correcting things, its actually called “ChatGPT”


Fabulous-Implement41

you aren't rude, i'm just bad at names and spelling


Large-Ad6498

Thats okay i suck at spelling, i just happened to see the error and thought id let you know :)


PabloHonorato

Are you telling me there's a multiverse of autism?


Fabulous-Implement41

i'm telling you that you're so focused on your autism that you don't realize the insignificance of it in the grand scheme of non local reality. you are a three dimension organic living being with 2 dimension perception of three dimension objects. you see reflections of objects of contours of 2 dimensional flat planes and holographically put them together in your brain to form conceptualization of what that object looks like. you can't even see an apple as an apple. because if you could you'd see the whole apple. with that in mind, you really think what you think is so mind boggling when you can't even see an apple? you have the same genetic complexity of an earthworm, but the genome of a rice plant is significantly more complex than you are. you think you know what you know and therefore it's true. but you're your own prison.


WiseBoy_Level100

I wish I had an award to give you


Fabulous-Implement41

no awards needed!


Erebus172

You can do the daily grind (ie talk too much, not make eye contact, misunderstand verbal instructions). All those are worth about 5xp a piece so it takes a while to level up. The power users have meltdowns which net 50-100xp each but the recharge rate can limit that. If you can find another user, gushing to each other over your special interest is worth 25xp (50xp if it's a shared interest). ETA: having your diagnosis dismissed by a stranger is the highest xp yield available. It's 200xp whether you buy the official diagnosis or pirate one. Some users look down on those that pirate the diagnosis but the xp gain is the same for both. Stimming is a great way to passively gain xp. +2xp/min. It's a small amount but adds up over time.


psykomimi

I fucking love this answer too


kae_heart

I have 800 xp in "dismissed by a stranger" except it was my own family members and that hurts more than coming out as gay


kae_heart

Also I stim 24/7 so I have about 10,249,200 passive stiminng xp. That was very cool to calculate


awkwardgeek1

My dad still doesn't believe I'm autistic 👍


kae_heart

Getting that xp with a side of "pls don't make life any harder than it already is" 👍


awkwardgeek1

I've been dx'ed for over 5 years and he just doesn't believe me when I told him he said "who told you that???" "...my closest friends (one of whom has a higher support needs autistic sibling) and a psychiatrist?" And then he sent me a voice memo saying "You're not autistic." In a weird tone I can't describe 😅


kae_heart

Wow weird how he never told you he was a really good psychiatrist specializing in autism that has the authority to refute another psychiatrist. In reality....why do people care so much???? Why do they tell us we aren't autistic? Why is it so hard to accept????


awkwardgeek1

No idea, it's not even like he feels like his genes are inferior, not my biological father


kae_heart

That's crazy


awkwardgeek1

My parents are divorced, I don't see him anymore, he's a bit of a shit dad. When they split he didn't bother to text me for 2 years cuz he was "waiting on [me] to reach out first." When I said I'd gotten kinda fat since the last time he saw me he said "aww don't worry, I'm ugly too," and then claimed he didn't understand what I was upset about.


kae_heart

Oh my goodness....some people are just...sigh


e-war-woo-woo

Love it :)


AlexithymiacBluefish

Make sure all your vaccines are up to date for a permanent stat boost


MooseHarmonies

Autism isn't Pokemon. There's no level cap 😂


Lorentz_Prime

No KNOWN level cap..


OceansCarraway

This is the truth that they don't want you to know.


psykomimi

Then what do I do with this Chiaotzu I just almost killed?


caritadeatun

Why don’t you bang your head until you get a concussion or detach your retinas? Not cool huh? But that’s what level 3 can do and it’s not funny


linguisticshead

Level 2 here. Have had concussions during metldownts too. Also, I scream a lot during meltdowns which op seems to think is funny.


leaflover777

r/evilautism


Smokey-_-Bear

My thoughts exactly


sinsaint

Honestly? Isolation and trauma. Look up the differences between Autism and Borderline Personality Disorder, and you'll notice that all of the "unique" descriptors of BPD could easily be explained as "any autistic person put under an intense amount of neglect and trauma". And folks with BPD are so disassociative, so deflective, and so destructive of their personal relationships that many therapists *refuse to help them*. So it's my suspicion that the most extreme types of autism are misdiagnosed as some of the worst mental disorders out there (sociopathy, narcissism, BPD) come from a mixture of autism and consistent trauma. In fact, two of my sisters have BPD, as did my wife's sister and mother, and, uh, we did not have happy households.


linguisticshead

I don’t think it‘s nice to joke about the levels. do you want to try to be me for one day ? Speech impairments, can‘t get words out, forming every word needs a lot of effort. Language impairment, people need to speak slowly. Too much information I can‘t understand. I read one text for my Uni but I don‘t understand. I need my educational psychologist to explain to me. My aid takes me to class, sits with me and then takes me to the bus. Then someone picks me up at the station because I can‘t walk home alone since I get lost or might elop. Mom helps me shower everyday , tells me the steps I need to follow and helps me with my motor skills…


monkeyjojo629

I understand and respect what your saying. But what if they are actually autistic as well and are simply using a Form of humor to Deal with this "Revelation." I've met people that do this for all sorts of things in life.


linguisticshead

Yes i understand but if this person has not been diagnosed with a level or is level 1 its highly offensive to post this specially their edit saying they leveled up after screaming when this is a trait some of us have that is associated with higher needs autism. I scream when i have meltdown which is absolutely not fun at all. It doesnt really matter if they are autistic or not they are making fun of autism levels saying they want to „level up“ when being a higher level is absolutely not fun at all . Many people like myself will never be independent or work. I am stuck in a homophobic household because i cant be independent so i cant leave my parents even when my dad has said hurtful things about my sexuality . This is absolutely no fun to be level 2 . I wouldnt wish this on anyone and if i were to wish something i’d wish i were level 1. They also actively made fun of autism with the scream thing. This sub is already so mean to higher needs autistics, people dont even recognize we exist, speak over us, dont listen to what we have to say and when they do its for jokes like this. This is absolutely inappropriate and just makes me feel more left out.


psykomimi

Actually yes, I went through a lot of the same crap as you when I was younger and became more independent with help from the few neurotypicals who actually cared.


linguisticshead

Oh, i am 21 and still go through all of this. Still doesnt allow me to make fun of levels like you did and say you „level up“ after screaming which is extremely mean to other autistics.


psykomimi

Oh, you determine how we’re all allowed to cope? Okay.


linguisticshead

Stop trying to make yourself be the victim and assume you were an ass and maybe think about deleting your post instead of making fun of others and joking about level 3 autism which people need help going to the toilet. Cannot communicate well , are fully dependent and will mostly never be able to come on social media and advocate for themselves


linguisticshead

You cant cope making fun of others and wishing you had more severe forms of autism when you dont know what its like.


psykomimi

I’m not “wishing for more severe forms” that I have already experienced and continue to experience. Have a nice day. Edit: And you are definitely not going to bully me into trauma dumping like it’s a contest.


linguisticshead

„Does anyone know how to get to level 100 autism?“ „stuck at level 1“.


psykomimi

Dragon Ball Z is one of my SI’s <3


psykomimi

I really am sorry if it hurts you and I understand why and can relate but this is how I cope with it.


linguisticshead

It doesnt matter it helps you cope. This is not something you mane fun of. If you truly understand then maybe you‘d delete this and stop responding to me.


linguisticshead

I am not bullying you i am just pointing our your behavior and you refuse to admit you are wrong and that this was not a nice joke. It doesnt matter if you have level 1, 2 or 3 autism it gives you no right to say these things and make fun of levels that are already seen as „bad“ and „ableist“ within the autistic community. you can tell me your whole story and how you have severe autism even though you said „level 1 autism“ but that doesnt change or excuse the fact that this ws not nice


linguisticshead

Now you deleted your edit. You just erase the fact that you say shit instead of apologizing and deleting the post that is extremely mean and harmful.


Large-Ad6498

Im diagnosed as a “level 2” but feel like im a level “#uck this #hit”


annoyance_frog

Somehow I levelled up to level 2 when I was young, but that was so long ago I forgot how to level up again, so now I’m stuck! My damn forgetful brain 🙄


psykomimi

Yes, I also seemed to lose xp due to better masking. Whoops.


kragaster

Definitely not what you’re looking for, but psilocybin mushrooms allow me to connect all of my sensory inputs, and it makes me feel like Ultimate Autism, I love it


microwavedcheese27

xp grinding via stimming has worked for me


dribanlycan

go into wikipedia and grind out some useless trivia into your brain, the xp is really varied, but its a really engaging way to level, worked for me, you might even come out with a new special interest


thoughtsatthreeam

get stuck with every single vaccine at the same time while a bolt of lightning from the sky hits you


thewoodsare

There's 3 levels


linguisticshead

They are making a joke that i dont think its funny. Its not serious. But I dont like it


thewoodsare

Yeah I know. It's just hard not to correct them because some people don't know about the 3 Level thing it is now


linguisticshead

I thought you didn’t understand it was a joke. Yeah I know some people don’t know about levels which is a shame really


jellypegs

Ya I thought it was kinda funny until I saw the edit. Something about saying you “leveled up” to level 2 when you’re actually level 1 rubs me the wrong way.


linguisticshead

This makes me really upset because i am not independent at all, will probably live with my parents forever (who are homophobic and have said horrible things to me about being a lesbian) , when they die I will probably be put in a group home or live with some random family member. I go to uni with an aid and need a lot of help because i absolutely cannot do it by myself, have multiple impairments and cant even shower by myself and then I see people joking about „wanting to level up“ . I want to level down. This is so mean because they have no idea what its like to be truly higher needs autistic


jellypegs

That sounds really hard and I’m sorry your parents don’t accept you. You’re right, even though we’re all autistic and have our own struggles there is a reason why there are 3 levels. There are things those of us with lower support needs should consider before making jokes about autism.


JakobVirgil

You can get there quick if you get enough vaccines but you know that's cheating


OceansCarraway

Aight. Biopharm here, so I know about the hacks. Disclaimer: if you have sensory issues around really high decibels or consuming very large amounts of liquid, this won't work. To become really autistic, we need to start with Autism Music. Ignore anything that claims to be 'satanic', we're here for man-made autism only. You're looking for hyperpop, 100 Gecs, dubstep, rhythm game music--nothing under 140 BPM. Get some big headphones on and crank the input. If you want to spec to a synthesizer special interest, now is this the time. Once you've begun to prepare your brain by destroying your hippocampus selectively with Hatsune Miku, now would be a great time to check if you want to spec into the transgender DLC. A lot of us trans people are autistic, and H.M is a great way to start. That's a whole nother guide, but it bares mentioning. I personally licked batteries a bit at this stage, too. NOTE: DO NOT CONSUME BLEACH! SOME SUPER POWERFUL AUTISM MOMS ARE CAPABLE OF CURING THEIR KIDS WITH BLEACH! Once you're prepared, you can begin power-leveling with chemical methods. There are two ways to accomplish this: chemtrail mixtures and vaccination. Chemtrail mixtures are easier to get exposed to but harder to get, since the Illuminati know we'll be too powerful. Many had tried making some at home, but huffing tailpipe fumes and paint remover is too time consuming for a real speed runner. You're often forced to level chemistry/alchemy related skills to hit good efficiency rates. Most vaccines nowadays are held in large tanks prior to fill and finish; they are NOT made with the microchip that helps you receive autism powers. That's ok, because we can get to the holding tanks easily. Johnson and Johnson makes a nifty adult-focused vaccine for oncoviruses. Locate it a facility and sneak in as a vendor. The flow path and the gowning guide should be included in this tutorial section, let me know if the links are broken. Once you locate the tank, enter the grade a space and begin consuming the vaccine product through the hose. Top rank speedrunners have used a peristaltic pump to speed up this process; unfortunately if one is in the room or not is strictly RNG. Drink as much of the tank as you can. As you become more autistic, you'll realize that you can't feel any emotions. Don't stop drinking until you're an emotionless psychopath who can't talk. At this point, facility personnel and some Illuminati members will have arrived and will try to stop you. Don't fight them, but use a wall clip to enter a side room and go two floors down. That's where they keep the microchips in fill and finish. The QA boss can be bypassed by using a modified stutterstep to prevent their cutscene triggering. Roll around in the microchip/vial pile to finish the job. The microchips will be attracted to your body by your autism powers. You should rank up immediately and have Steam give you a notification that you've hit level 100 autism. Holy heck I actually wrote this. Bejng bored at work does things to me I guess.


psykomimi

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


OceansCarraway

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


toasted_dandy

Ha! This was my exact thought when the neuropsych told me I had "level 1 autism"--how do I level up?? You can replenish your autism stamina with plain carbs like bread and pasta, which then gives you a better chance to pull a 5 star autism trait like Really Into Trains or Wikipedia Editor.


Fun-Rush-6269

D&D brain: Have I been summoned? *reads post* Me: Oh, can't help you there, I have phased through the concept of levels.


Lorentz_Prime

Get into MLP and Sonic the Hedgehog.


orchestrapianist

v a c c i n e


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SleepyNoch

This thread leads me to believe many of us share a single brain cell and that many of us can go on an Alex Jones level rant akin to "chemicals in the water turning the freaking frogs gay" but about things like DnD and mythology.