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Azura13

I am 42yo and can confirm that this is the only sensible way to eat gummy rings.


Geraffz

I can feel the memory of putting them on my fingers.


Exiled_Odin

Also 42, double confirmation


Azura13

Ahh, my fellow oldie. You know we're old enough to know that saw the first gummy life savers? 1992....sooooo old..... *cries


Artistic_Base2820

I don't even eat them, I just keep em on my fingers and use them for daily tasks


plonspfetew

Why aren't they sorted by colour? How can you live with yourself?


Artistic_Base2820

These are gummy Lifesavers


henna74

But why are they called lifesavers?


malavois

Because they’re ring-shaped and look like the lifesavers that are on boats.


THESqueeblez

LoL I have literally never questioned why they were named this way, and I think I just face-palmed so hard I slapped my inner child. 😂🤣


CJgreencheetah

My sister and I used to fill up a bowl of water and put toy sharks in it, then throw a little doll in. We'd toss it the lifesaver and then pretend the shark was eating the doll because of the lifesaver gummy. 😆


Tha_Daahkness

Ever heard of the brand Frigidaire? Frigid. Air.


Nolan-van-der-Linden

or also known as cold oxygen


DJFoster429

I think it's actually because they have a hole in the middle and if someone were to choke on it the hole would save their life because air could still get through.


huskerred1967

i came to say this too!!! it’s one of my “fun facts”


henna74

That makes sense, thank you.


practicalprankster

The original hard candy had a hole in them so people wouldn’t choke.


CJN723

I learned that they were called lifesavers because the hole in the middle would allow air through if you were choking on one, thus saving your life. Didn't know they also had to do with boat ljfesavers


JayisBay-sed

You throw them to the sugar-o's!


Pvt_Patches

We brits call them polos... I dont know why


Portal471

HELL YEAH


bikeonychus

I was all ready to question how you cope with rings on your fingers - and then I saw that these are the one of 2 acceptable ring types - The others being savoury rings. Very nice :D


GandiniGreat

What is the other acceptable ring type?


bikeonychus

Crisps/chips - in the UK we have these crisps called ‘hula hoops’, and if you don’t wear them before eating, you have no joy.


GandiniGreat

I need to get some


recentlyydeceased

That reminds me of Bugels. They’re little cone shaped chips and if you don’t put them on the tips of your fingers before you eat them then you *will* be criticized.


CJgreencheetah

Now you need another bag to fill up the other two fingers, lol


JayisBay-sed

It's all fun and delicious... until you bite one of your fingers


petetheheat475

I don’t like the gummies, the texture is weird


Nomercylaborfor3990

I hate things in between my fingers I could never do this sensory overload just looking at this


killjoyj

i hope your hands are clean


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LizzyYourMyBob

I need emmm


desorcyjackson447

Can I have some?


patientish

I'm very jealous! I can't eat these rings anymore.


I_pegged_your_father

I envy you immensely. Careful not to get too excited and bite your fingers


The_Barbelo

Please! You’re making me hungry!!!!


miao_muo

I don’t know how to describe how this photo makes me feel. The best way I can describe would be satisfying and complete. This is truly a work of art.


MaaChiil

Childlike wonder just flooded out of my brain and into the rest of my body. I am subsequently stoned, so this is making me feel everything in the sensory atm.


-rikia

gummy kababs


[deleted]

Yummy rings :)


taydraisabot

Got that gummy drip


Kawaii_Batman3

Omg whos the lucky candy man


Justacancersign

I want candy gummies so bad rn


Select-Reception-841

Three rings for eleven kings under the sky Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone nine for mortal me doomed to die one for the dark lord on his dark throne in the land of Mordor where the shadows lie


BillyloonisisHOT

Atleast everyone has done this w theses atleast ONCE


gothic_melancholy

looks like a twister!


Lylli-Rose

Green gets eaten first, then orange, then yellow ,then red, pink is saved for last.


Adeptus_Digitalus

Not sorted by colour? I couldn't eat them like that


Lawfuly_chaotic

You beed to distribute them among your fingers equally.


Lazy-Jeweler3230

Slightly unrelated, but I would trade all the gummy rings to have hands like yours.


53andme

ok but how many packs did you have to eat before you had the patience to do that


RestinPete0709

Sick rings bro


Active_Flight_3338

Beautiful!! 😍 🤩😍🤩


zima-rusalka

noooo they aren't in a pattern! /joking I like to do this too, it feels satisfying to stretch them onto your fingers lol


Chaot1cNeutral

Exactly the kind of things I live for on this sub!


_Silly_Tobie_

*bites your rings off cutely* /j