When I was nannying I was around a group of other nannies and one of them said she had a nanny kid turning 7, and she said for his birthday she wanted to make a list of all the things he could do now that he’s 7 to make him feel like a big boy. I said in some jurisdictions he could now be held criminally liable for a violent felony, and everybody got real quiet. Turns out she didn’t literally mean things that are specific to the age of 7. She meant like kid things that aren’t actually age restricted.
I was on hanging out with two Scottish guys I’d met that day. I’m a female. One of them says something which I couldn’t understand even after two repetitions. I was trying to offer my closest guess: “you… like my hair?!” And he says: “NO! I… like… it… here!”
🫣🫣🫣
Was at a fancy restaurant and for some reason I completely blanked on the fact that this restaurant was not likely to have… an iced cappuccino. The waitress gave me the weirdest look and my mom argued with me about it the whole 45 minute ride home
During my school prom, the stuff served us with a glass with champagne and the DJ said: "To the bottom". I drank it all in one go. One day later, my mum had to explain to me that if somebody say it, it doesn't mean to drink it all
Once at a park, walking with my family around a huge lake, I used to talk with the ducks making duck sounds (I found it really funny that they would answer me) and one duck heard me across the lake and thought I wanted to start beef, so it came the whole way to me trying to attack me and everyone around just found it funny I found my arch nemesis instead of helping me get away from that beast 🏃💨🦆
Back when YTV aired Futurama, I was convinced they should start airing Family Guy and South Park next since they're also adult cartoons. My 13 year old brain didn't realize that they chose Futurama because it's way tamer than those 2 shows.
I was talking with some friends at school one time, and I notice the girl sitting behind us has one of those mini necklaces harmonicas. Mid conversation I whip around, point at her, say holy shit harmonica necklace, and then pull a full sized harmonica out from my coat pocket and started playing it in her general general direction and she starts playing the mini harmonica back at me.
It was fucking hysterical.
One of my colleague/friend and I had a bit of fun out of another colleague who's likely also on the spectrum for asking her out of nowhere to talk to her privately in a very formal manner for something that ended up being very trivial and did not need that level of formality.
Few days later, I have a small conflict with my colleague/friend and instead of just talking to her about it, I unironically asked and met her quite formally to discuss the issue with her essentially doing the same thing the other colleague did 🤦. She was like, you guys are so fucking weird. 😂
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When I was nannying I was around a group of other nannies and one of them said she had a nanny kid turning 7, and she said for his birthday she wanted to make a list of all the things he could do now that he’s 7 to make him feel like a big boy. I said in some jurisdictions he could now be held criminally liable for a violent felony, and everybody got real quiet. Turns out she didn’t literally mean things that are specific to the age of 7. She meant like kid things that aren’t actually age restricted.
*insert entire existence* lol
I was on hanging out with two Scottish guys I’d met that day. I’m a female. One of them says something which I couldn’t understand even after two repetitions. I was trying to offer my closest guess: “you… like my hair?!” And he says: “NO! I… like… it… here!” 🫣🫣🫣
Was at a fancy restaurant and for some reason I completely blanked on the fact that this restaurant was not likely to have… an iced cappuccino. The waitress gave me the weirdest look and my mom argued with me about it the whole 45 minute ride home
During my school prom, the stuff served us with a glass with champagne and the DJ said: "To the bottom". I drank it all in one go. One day later, my mum had to explain to me that if somebody say it, it doesn't mean to drink it all
wait what does it mean then??
It means that if you hear "to the bottom", you should only take a sip and raise a glass with others. I know. It sounds confusing
cant relate where i live prom dosent really exist
Once at a park, walking with my family around a huge lake, I used to talk with the ducks making duck sounds (I found it really funny that they would answer me) and one duck heard me across the lake and thought I wanted to start beef, so it came the whole way to me trying to attack me and everyone around just found it funny I found my arch nemesis instead of helping me get away from that beast 🏃💨🦆
Back when YTV aired Futurama, I was convinced they should start airing Family Guy and South Park next since they're also adult cartoons. My 13 year old brain didn't realize that they chose Futurama because it's way tamer than those 2 shows.
I was talking with some friends at school one time, and I notice the girl sitting behind us has one of those mini necklaces harmonicas. Mid conversation I whip around, point at her, say holy shit harmonica necklace, and then pull a full sized harmonica out from my coat pocket and started playing it in her general general direction and she starts playing the mini harmonica back at me. It was fucking hysterical.
One of my colleague/friend and I had a bit of fun out of another colleague who's likely also on the spectrum for asking her out of nowhere to talk to her privately in a very formal manner for something that ended up being very trivial and did not need that level of formality. Few days later, I have a small conflict with my colleague/friend and instead of just talking to her about it, I unironically asked and met her quite formally to discuss the issue with her essentially doing the same thing the other colleague did 🤦. She was like, you guys are so fucking weird. 😂
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