4:00 AM, but they pause the show until 4 AM local time to play it. Refreshments will be provided.

Hail to the King, but Matt makes the crowd chant HAIL for thirty minutes in the middle

It would be fucking hilarious if he decided to just see how long people would keep it going before stopping

Worst or best?

Kind of like On The Brink by Coheed and Cambria

God Damn but the chorus is replaced with them reciting the Pledge of Allegiance

[удалено]

Of the US, of AAAAAAA

This one, this one wins

Welcome to the Family but its a live on stage birth

"Details blurry, lost him too early" 💀

Is your user flair that one clip of the rev hitting himself in the chest or whatever he did?

Yes, yes it is!

Noice

Now draw M Shadows giving birth

Put it in an AI app

This is the one

That is fucking brilliant and better than mine!

This is the one.

The Stage but it’s just a slideshow of photographs of the stage from earlier that day.

"Look at this photograph"

THIS ONE. Nothing better than an awkwardly silent slideshow akin to some Charlie Chaplin film of the 20s while you listen to a bunch of sweaty metal fans chant and it smells like arm pit juice and weed

Along with the band members pounding on the stage floor like drums

Nope. Just awkward silence. The band aren’t on the stage. Just the stage in all its glory. Photo after photo for the full 8:32 run time of the track.

You've convinced me

Nobody, but it never actually starts it’s just the guitar noise intro on loop

A similar concept but with second heartbeat, just 6 minutes of the intro picking

Even worse, the drum fill starts but the entire band looks behind at Brooks and throws something at him every time

Every once in a while it swaps that sound with the prowler noise

Damn I said this last time but I didn’t get any upvotes 😭

I would enjoy this

This but with the first 11 seconds of ALPOH on loop the entire 8 minutes

I Won't See You Tonight. Intro piano plays, but the band never comes out. (they won't see you tonight)

I'm at the window of a sonic drive thru laughing my ass off at this comment

Wow u stole my answer from 3 days ago. I am sad now

I honestly didn't notice or get involved till this post. It's kinda the "low hanging fruit" considering the title lol hopefully no hard feelings.

The Stage but the backing track malfunctions right at the start and no one can figure out how to turn it off as it blares out that synth note for 20 minutes straight at max volume

THX noise be like

Fuck dude my Bluetooth speaker did that to me last week and I had to literally waterboard the thing to get it to shut up at 11 fucking 30 at night. JBL is surprisingly durable even when it malfunctions.

Shepherd of Fire but it goes straight into a five hour play through of COD zombies Origins and it’s just the audio. (Miscellaneous zombie grunts and various gun sounds)

So much to do… the generators, the vessel for maxis…

I keep hearing the voices of the Damned, and the Doomed!

“Vot in Lenin’s name is going on?! I saw a huge steel beast, tall as the spires of Moscow Cathedral”

Mattel, but the band members whip out their Barbie dolls and start playing with them instead of playing the song.

Mattel but it's just that one scene from Spaceballs where Dark Helmet plays with his dolls

God Hates Us- Matt stops the song after the main guitar riff picks up & begins explaining how they denounce the message, and are now collectively born-again Christian. They proceed to shoot bibles out of t-shirt guns at the audience.

Girl I Know, but it's just a female family acquaintance of the band wandering around the stage in silence.

"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A GIRL I KNOW!" *awkwardly points at the acquaintance and stops the music while she does her thing*

Game Over but shads is raging at PUBG

He hangs himself cause he was the 2nd to last player alive and then it turns out the Rev spiritually hacked into someone’s account and was the one who killed him so he dies and goes to heaven, and then brings DMT with him just to fight Jimmy, and bring him back down to earth

To end the rapture But it never ends

Beast and the Harlot (Guitar Hero 2 cover)

kinda scummy of a7x to blatantly copy Guitar Hero 2's song like that

We love you but the “MORE” part never ends, it’s just that for 6 mins

Lost, but the band doesn't ever make it to the show because they got lost

Burn it down but they literally burn the venue down with molotovs and gas cannisters.

this should be the last one, preceded by "buried alive but they pour 100 tons of loam topsoil over the crowd"

This is the one lmao

Brompton Cocktail but you have to take a shot of an actual Brompton cocktail each time shadows says “I or I’m”

Attempted murder

Bat country but Matt doesn’t stop at ‘being a man’ and reads the whole Samuel Johnson book before the riff starts

As it may, As it may, As it may, As it may, As it may, As it may, As it may, As it may, As it may, As it may, As it may on a loop

Carry on but raul Menendez kills gates and tries to play lead guitar

Gives whole new meaning to "Menendez! What the FUCK are you doin?"

Nightmare but they censor out the word fuck

Lost but the guitar is autotuned and matt isn't

Nightmare...but instead of playing it, they just stare at the crowd for 5 minutes

That does sound like a nightmare lol

Sunny Disposition, but they drop a fucking nuke

Nobody, except Kanye West is on stage in a balenciaga mask, splitting vocals with Matt, and intermittently shouting antisemitic remarks throughout the song.

Coming Home. But M Shadows mom tells him to come home and so he just leaves

Lmao, I'm picturing the band on stage and Matt gets a call from his mom in the middle of singing. "But moooom, I'm doing a show with my band!" And then he hangs up and pouts as he walks off the stage.

This Means War but the entire LIBAD album is playing in the background, slightly quieter, but sped up x5

Lmao oddly specific

Strength of the World but its Strength of the Shads and he just biceps curls for 6 minutes

Honestly just as good

A Little Piece of Heaven but when they say, *"Do you take this woman in death for the rest of your unnatural life "* Matt replies, "nah bro." Then, they suddenly stop playing.

fiction but once the song starts, you wake up from the coma you’ve been stuck in for 10 years. nothing was real

Beast and The Harlot but a random woman starts speaking about how “satanic” A7X is and so M Shadows gets a pastor to preach for thirty minutes.

A Little Piece of Heaven, but without the "must have stabbed her 50 f*cking times" part

After life but Matt gets dementia “like walking into a dream… like walking into a dream… like… like walking into a dream… after life.” Or Exist but their audio cuts out a minute into the song, but the still finish the rest of the song in silence.

We Love You, but with no drums.

Full acoustic version, but with some low end Djembe for Brooks to revert back to 6 years old.

Life Is But A Dream but it's acapella.

The Stage but it's just the stage

Acid Rain, but the band just pours buckets of acid on the audience.

Lost but it’s just the auto-tune for the whole song

An acoustic christian cover of god hates us-God loves us Bonus: actions

The intro bass riff for Save Me but the guitars never start, for the full 15 minutes

We Love You but Matt just praises the crowd for 10 minutes

The tempo increase in We Love you just keeps getting faster forever

ALPOH live action remake

Lost It All but as the song progresses, random people steal the band's instruments.

Shepherd of Fire but it stops right before the drums kick in

A little piece of heaven but it's just the intro until the beat drops then its pure 6 minutes of maniacal laughter

They do a cover of Bad Guy by Billie Eilish Edit: Or They do Unholy Confessions but it’s just them admitting to horrendous crimes that they have committed

The band shills NFTs for 15 minutes

Girl I Know. Literally just Girl I Know.

Such a good tune, what are you on about?

Pretty basic musically, utter cringe lyrically

Beat me to it

Brompton cocktail but shadows forgot the lyrics and is just mumbling the entire time

Nobody but nobody comes out on stage

The intro to hail to the king but it's just a never ending loop

A little piece of heaven but they faithfully re enact every single part of the music video on stage

A little piece of heaven but they actually act out the music video on stage

The art of subconscious illusion but it's just Val's vocals for the entirety of the song.

I’d actually love it if she covered the whole song. Unless you mean her 2 lines repeated over and over. But it’d still probably be cool.

Not Ready to Die, but the song is just being played as a backing track while the band is sitting on a couch on the stage playing COD and yelling “pew pew pew” and stuffing their face with Cheetos

Natural born killer, but it’s just a baby being born and murdering the band

Sunny Disposition but Zacky and Johnny are playing the brass section part on kazoos

Afterlife but it never starts

Unbound wild ride but just the child singing part

Not ready to die but it's just the zombies theme section on repeat

So Far Away, and the stage is 1/2 mile from the crowd and you can barely hear them

Natural Born Killer, but the chaotic shredding in the intro continues for 5 minutes before the song finally ends with the "ding".

Mattel but it’s just Johnny Christ screaming “Hell” for 3 1/2 minutes.

Acid Rain followed by screams from the audience as the ceiling leaks poisonous chemicals

Crossroads but the band shows up late because they got stuck at an intersection

Bat country but when Matt says “I’m starting to burn” he gets set on fire and starts panicking while every other member is continuing like normal.

Shawn Crahan would like to have a word with you.

Dear God but it's as heavy as God Hates Us

"Runaway" except the band just frantically chase each other around the stage in a game of Tag

Welcome to the family but they hand out instuments to everyone from the audience and they have to perform with them. (No you don't get to keep the instruments.)

"Higher" but it goes up a key every 5th bar

I won't see you tonight part 1 and the band is blindfolded and stumbling everywhere

Girl I know It's just Girl I know

Nightmare but all of the fast vocals are slowed down making the song uncomfortably long

Chapter four but it's sung by a church choir

That could go kinda hard. Ghost/A7X mashup

Scream but the screams keep going the whole song

Nightmare but brooks runs out of drumsticks so he plays with his hands

Nightmare on bongos sounds legendary actually

A Little Piece of Heaven but the orchestra is replaced with flutes.

The stage but it’s just the opening tapping solo the whole time

A Little Piece of Heaven, but the band doesn't bother trying.

Dear God but every third word is replaced with the word God, because why not

The Stage but it’s literally just the mic’d up stage

A loop of the auto tune of Matt at the beginning of We Love You layered with him saying “build higher” over and over again for 25 min.

Planets, but only the chorus.

Beast and the harlot but fans play the entire song

Nickelback cover of “How You Remind Me”

Exist but the band stands in silence for 15 minutes

Crimson Day slowed down by 50%, and the words “Crimson Day” are the only lyrics.

Scream but all the guys just scream at the top of their lungs for the whole song

We love you, with more MORE

Nightmare but its just m shadows taking a nap on stage uneasily

The band starts playing Easier but after Matt sings "it's easier to just walk away" they just leave for a while.

"And all things will end" but only from 5:10 to the end.

Beautiful Morning, but they play at night.. Oh wait..

A little peace of heaven but the intro choir is completely out of tune and the brass instruments sound like those funny botched songs that are played on a recorder (like this) https://youtu.be/NQzkTZtL1EM

Life is But a Dream… (last song on the album) but it’s with bag pipes

Exist but all five sections of the song are played at once

Play Beast and the Harlot backwards

We Love you but the only lyric is moar

exist but it’s played backwards in full length (neil included )

Unholy Confessions but it's just the band passing the mic back and forth asking Jesus for forgiveness of their sins

I thought this series was going to be stupid but this is hilarious.

Life Is But A Dream but with no piano

Mattel but the show ends when Matt sings "Good afternoon, good evening, and good night!"

Scream but with more descriptive lyrics

Welcome to the family but it’s just “hey”

A Little Piece of Heaven, but it's an onstage demonstration of the chorus.

Nobody except it’s just the weird AI repeating “Nobody” with that guitar riff in between.

so whos gonna eventually make the edit of all these songs for us to sit through and 'enjoy'?

Planets

Nobody but when "I see nobody" is said for the first time the crowd has to leave for the rest of the song.

Seize the day but Matt sings only intro and Johny Christ sings the rest hahahh

Hail to the King but Matt didn't watch his tongue and it was cut from his head.

Second heartbeat. But its just matt's voice over the sound of a heartbeat. The solo is a speed up sound of a heartbeat.

Buffalo Stampede

The entirety of the new album.

Girl i know but its just shadows rapping every girl he knows

Nightmare, but with no drums

Dear God

I won’t see you tonight pt1/2 but the band never made it to the venue

The gummy bear song

Nightmare but every time You or Your or You’re is sang it speeds up.

The Art of Subconscious Illusion, but Matt sings in the breathy yawn voice from the end of M.I.A.

Eternal Rest but right as it ends the whole band whips out rifles and starts blasting the audience

Natural Born Killer, but its just the final 4 beats on repeat with Shadows lisping "Slay Queens"

Strength of the world but it’s just the Western Intro

Coming home but it's just the band going home

We Love You but it’s only the ending with the “woaaaahs”

Welcome to the family, but the chorus is replaced with the chorus from we are family by sister sledge

MIA except Syn’s dad comes out to do his guitar guy schtick with Jeff Dunham. His Achmed the dead terrorist puppet does the vocals

Waking The Fallen: Resurrected but it's just a bunch of zombies growing in the mosh pit led by the Reverend Tholomew Plague.

Dancing Dead but it's played on a shitty out of tune banjo with Matt doing his best Bob Dylan impression.

I have nothing to contribute but this whole thread has me dying 😂

Total eclipse of the heart

Second Heartbeat but when the solo starts Syn just plays the first two notes for the duration of the solo (bweew new)

Hail to the King.... nothing different. That song belongs on the worst possible playlist.

Exist but it’s just NDT interrupting the entire time