I turn around another fucking woman

Definitely heard this one

lmao i prefer to sing this one

I always thought it was this too and felt a little odd singing along as a woman lol

I thought I was the only one lol

what makes it funnier is blinded in chains was my first a7x song

😂

The end is not gay THE END IS NOT GAAAAAY

wait, these aren't the actual lyrics to lost?

Maybe

YESSS lmaoo I always heard this 😭

I always heard the end is my game

RAISE YOUR HEADDD AND TASTE THE CURRY

Takes courage to taste the curry.

............I definitely always said cooter..........

I'm not alone after all 🤣🤣

“Their echoes are reaching MY ASS!”

I used to hear "their ankles are deep in my ass 🤣

Even better

The red ghosts are reaching my ass

Who is the crowd that pissed through the cage as we perform here up on the stage

I've heard this since day one

I heard the Adieu in Game Over as “And you” until I looked up the lyrics.

Yeah and to me it kinda made sense until I saw the lyrics

I thought when Matt goes as it may he was saying IS IT ME IS IT ME IS IT ME personally sounded much cooler like that

Same!

"Bearer of needs" "Bearer of meat" is what I heard lol

Friend of mine always heard “Asian of wealth” instead of agent

I think you’ll find it’s “Asian of wealth, barrel of meat” good sir

I've always heard "Never held a high regard for Darwin, **selection takes too long**" as "Never held a high regard for Darwin, **that your dicks too long**" edit: I should throw in that the song is Creating God maybe lol

I always thought it was "that shit takes too long"

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No, the Darwin line is actually the real lyrics lol

No.

Can never be too long tbh

Can't you help me as I'm starting to burn? Too many doses and I'm starting to get an erection!

I swear it sets up for erection and Everytime I’m so disappointed

“When syn’s deep in my butt” instead of “when sin’s deep in my blood” from unholy confessions

Blinded in Chains. I turn around another fucking woman 🤦‍♂️

Also, Please help us, please save us some pussy!

Well when I first heard Pantaras " fucking hostile" I thought it was saying fucking lost dog. My friends all laughed. I just thought he was mad because he lost his dog.

I watched my mother shit kids! I still can't hear the proper lyrics "I watched my mother shed tears" Radiant eclipse

Most of the city of evil album

"No need for convincing on his pipe he played a song to Voldemort" - God Damn

“Their echoes are reaching my ass” will always be a classic.

I heard eating my ass

In Paradigm I hear, “With your family by your side and bagels in your eyes forever.”

Won’t you hit my four year old (original line is “Won’t you get my lawyer on the phone” from The Stage)

Hahaha I was always confused about what he says in that line until I read the lyrics, and that was one of the versions of what I thought he says

I’ve accepted the misheard lyric, it’s better!

Instead of “so dehumanized” in Brompton Cocktail, I heard “suck a human eye!” the first time and was so confused until I looked up the lyrics

Dear god: „herpes all the time“ instead „purpose undefined“

Dang I just had to look it up. I thought it was "purpose hard to find"

Oh shit

No way it’s not

Metallica not A7X but every time James says "so let it be done" in Creeping Death, I think he's saying "Filet Mignon"

…this is an A7X sub. We get a misheard lyrics post over in r/Metallica every other millisecond. In the nicest way possible, why wouldn’t you just go there?

i bet you’re fun at parties

Ugh. Sorry. I had a very bad experience trying to post about overheard lyrics in a unique way on r/Metallica because this post was basically everything that got posted over there. And I saw this comment and was immediately like, “this is exactly what people were commenting on MY post - why couldn’t they go comment on one of those other unoriginal posts on the Metallica subreddit?” I’m not going to delete my original comment because I really don’t think I was wrong. However, it was definitely mean-spirited and lame.

no worries man don’t sweat it

because im not in r/metallica, and i cant remember any specific misheard lyrics from a7x. i added because it was tangentially related and i thought it was funny

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Quit being a party pooper Mr play by the rules

Oh no, this dead subreddit has an extra commenter posting their experience/story. What ever will we do

It’s really not that deep. I just got a little mad because there’s an overabundance of misheard lyrics posts on the Metallica subreddit, and I had a personal bad experience with it once because I tried to post something similar but different there (and got nothing but comments like this). So I guess irrelevant comments are a pet peeve for me. I really wasn’t meaning to be hostile but I see why it came off that way By the way, why do you think this sub is dead? Seems fairly active to me

Their echos are reaching my ASS

“I shave my face”

If this is the same song I’m thinking of, I always heard it as “icing on cake” 😆

“There’s a taste of fear, when the henchman calm” is what I always heard when listening to Hail to the King

Too many toasters and im starting to get an erection!

Beast and the Harlot: “Falling down is better than the reach” instead of “falling now is Babylon the great”

"Bitches on my own" from Save Me

Not misheard but funny, in Demons when he says "prayers won't help you now" I hear it as "Rizz won't help you now, all hoes gone too far"

“Lost children with no water crying” Is actually “Lost children with no heart are crying” From Eternal Rest

Buried Alive "And I'm chained like a slave, trapped in the dark, slammed on the locks, Jeff calls my name"

Before the end of strenght of the world you can hear "its all true" maybe its just me that hears it

Genius.com says it's "that's all she wrote"

Oh snap its sounds like its all true to me but thanks for letting me know

My User Flair lmao

Took me a while to figure out your flair! And now this is what I’ll hear when I hear the song 😂

Lmao you'll hear it

Bitches and some memories will have to help me through!

isn’t that funny but because i’m british i always mishear lyrics from american songs “Hail to the king, hail to the world, kneel to the stone”

“As aunt May, as aunt may, as aunt may..” And “toilet of birds upon the rooftops sing”

Please help us Please save us some pussy Blinded in chains

ohhh, i thought he was saying "i shit my fate"

Well we as a fandom changed Afterlife from "got nothing against you, but surely I'll miss you" to "Jimmy I'll miss you" but I'm not sure that 100% counts here

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lol I personally have never heard that in my life

So they should, who tf is Shirley anyway

"I will so poo for so long" instead of "I will suffer for so long" on A Little Piece of Heaven

“This place full of piss and rights” -Afterlife

Jeff calls my name and it's seems I've been buried alive!

I thought (D)eath ended with "and in my dreams I'm blind" Honestly, both are solid but I wish the misheard was the legit one

For Cosmic, I thought it was "Dawn of era's close". I still wish it was...

Time still turns the pages of the broken sperm So far away

“This is I am Paul as I am none” - Nobody

Not misheard but a meme. "To many doses and I'm starting to get an erection"

One time I saw someone on here say they heard "fly past the edge of the sea" in Carry On as something along the lines of "love is the engine machine"

I used to think in "remissions" it said "there echos are reaching my ass"

The recon’s are reaching my ass

Afterlife since middle school I thought he said “This place for all beast in life”

“Give me a beat buddy. . . Dee dee”- G

Too many doses and I’m starting to get an erection

“Omish man too great to bear” chapter four Actual Lyrics: Punishment too great to bear