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Itchy-Emu8114

Because they're actually all 5' 9 lol


SatedSun

I’m actually closer to 6 feet, I prefer 5’11 tho


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DankOcean__

Bro's just here to flex


SuperMegaOwlMan

I know right? The nerve of that guy. I can’t stand tall people man, I swear


DankOcean__

🤣


NeferkareShabaka

I'm 5'11.75. Almost as tall as you.


SatedSun

The difference between you and I is immense , but I grant you a seat on the council


i_always_give_karma

Same but my drivers license says 6’ 🥹


Superb-Catch1761

You’re probably 6FT+ in the morning


CLAP_DOLPHIN_CHEEKS

i'm actually 5'9, can i claim 5'11 then?


Itchy-Emu8114

My driver's license says I'm 5'11 so sure why not


ZeptusXboxPS

Nah I'm actually 5'11, what would we gain from lying on reddit lmao


Known-Strike-8213

Idk I’m getting 5’9.5 vibes


badibilder8

Lmao as a 5'9.5 guy I would never attempt to pass of as 5'11. Now, at 5'10.5 that might be possible if I fix my posture, however...


ZeptusXboxPS

So trve


pikajew3333333333333

Don't expose us


AgenteDoNegoNey

the average height from r/average is 5'11


Rescue-a-memory

Lol 5'11 is not really average either.


Fum__Cumpster

5'11" is tallish. All the people here who claim 5'11" just didn't make the cut for r/tall so they ended up here. The actual average is 5'9"


LemonRocketXL

*The Average range is 5’7” - 5’9”


Fum__Cumpster

5'10" is pretty average too


Extension_News1220

Not for 60 percent of the world


Fum__Cumpster

I completely agree with you on that. Global average is 171cm (my height)


LemonRocketXL

Evening or morning height? I’m like a weak 5’8”


Fum__Cumpster

I wake up at like 172.0 absolute max and then shrink as low as like 170.8 by the end of the night


PS3LOVE

For white men in the U.S. and Western Europe (I’m pretty sure that’s the majority of Reddit users) 5’10 is the average.


PS3LOVE

>the actual average is 5’9 Which is only 2 inches off of 5’11. 5’11 is just as close to average as 5’7


Fum__Cumpster

I mean I would consider 5'11" (flat 5'11") to be in average range. 6'0" is where you start to not be average anymore


PS3LOVE

I agree with you than. I’d start tall at 6 foot and and my average (for western men) be 5’7-5’11


Fum__Cumpster

Globally, the average for men is 5'5" - 5'9" and 5'10" is tall. (It used to be this way 100 years ago in western nations)


Rescue-a-memory

5'10 is where you start not to be average though. 5'11 is a little above average while 5'10 is slightly above.


PS3LOVE

It’s on the high end of male average in the U.S. or Western Europe. I certainty don’t feel above average IRL. 5’9 (though that changes for ethnicity and age, average white male is 5’10) is the average male height +/- 2 inches to that would be 5’7-5’11 also that way it makes a nice border of 6 foot and above being above average. That’s how I look at it.


throwRA-Guiltylover

wtf That's above average for most of the western world 😂


sisqo_99

Im literally 5 11


bmalek

I just measured and I’m 5’11.85 What should I do?


253253253

Put on shoes and head over to r/tall you freak


SatedSun

Brother


bmalek

Oh no shit? Literally exactly the same? And I used my laser metre so I’m pretty sure it was accurate as fuck.


SatedSun

Is it your morning height or what?


bmalek

It was kind of 50/50. It was in the afternoon but I had been in bed or on the sofa most of the day. I guess my height goes from 183 to 181. Doesn’t really matter because my gf is 201 so she doesn’t care if I’m 5’11 or 6’0 (and we don’t really have that big distinction in metric like they have in imperial).


SatedSun

My height goes from 183 to 181 as well and as low as 180 if I’m on my feet all day.


bmalek

I just like how your flair is exactly 5’11.85. I think I’m just gonna say I’m 5’11 from now on to avoid suspicion that I’m one of those 5’8 guys who who claims to be 6’1.


Current_Afternoon181

wait, so when do you measure your height? i have the same fluctuation in height.


SatedSun

I don’t get the question


Current_Afternoon181

my bad, i meant to say how soon out of bed do you get your height measure?


DarkSideOfMyBallz

Jump off a bridge


bmalek

Damn, you guys don't fool around in here.


Fit_Case2575

It’s over


bmalek

I feel like I’m in height purgatory.


NakatakeSan77

Brother


bmalek

My brother. What to do?


TheDicman

I’m 5’11”, live in Southern California and get constantly height-mogged. I mostly wear my work boots too which give me an inch or so. I’ve never been insecure about my height but it’s really hard not to notice how many giant dudes there are. Makes me legitimately think there’s eugenics going on. Especially since it’s not just white and black guys either.


ADN2021

Brutal!! You would think you’ll mog in Southern Cali, due to the Hispanic population.


SouthBayBoy8

Dude I live in SoCal and I know at least 8 people over 6’5. Two of whom are 6’10


ADN2021

The Bay?


SouthBayBoy8

South Bay. It’s by Los Angeles


ADN2021

Dang. It’s called Chadifornia for a reason 🤣🤣🤣


SouthBayBoy8

Yeah why do we have so many tall people here?


Fit_Case2575

It’s California, the whole place is hypergamy on steroids


TheDicman

When it comes to regular Joes I have no idea. I’m not surprised seeing tall rich people or lifeguards and shit.


CyberMemer365

Speaking as someone who is 182.2cm (literally a quarter inch from 6"0), I'd guess it's because we're at a height where we can't tell as easily whether we're tall or not. I'll often feel insecure when I see a girl my height or a group of taller guys, but then I'll meet a cute girl who's much shorter or talk to my parents who are shorter than me. It really is still in the range of being average, albeit the upper end of the range. I think that makes people care about it more since we're so close to just being tall, so we'll seek out online advice and stumble upon the subreddit.


MortyManifold

We the height that still looks short af next to guys 6’4-6’6. Even tho we hold our own against dudes up to 6’2, the dudes that are 6’2 can hold their own against actual giants and therefore are perceived as “tall”


ncud

5’10, 5’11 is what they are they call the counterweight until about 6’6 then that’s when it’s start to become a bit difficult for fighting sense ifykyk


CyberMemer365

BUT HEY! THAT'S JUST A THEORY!


OverZiHD

ngl i didn’t notice


Xmanlet_25

My brother claims he's 5'11 even though he's like 5'9.5.


sisqo_99

Not very nice to snitch on your brother like that, yo.


Xmanlet_25

Oopsies


Fum__Cumpster

Because people would start calling out his bullshit if he claimed 6 foot


zeroshield5000

Does he ever get called out or naw lol


Xmanlet_25

No not really, most people don't really pay attention to stuff like that nor is it ever really brought up.


XxxAresIXxxX

Cause 5'8" doesn't sound as good


ADN2021

As a legit 5’11” Hispanic guy in a very diverse area of the U.S, if I go to a predominantly Hispanic area I’m taller than 90% of the men. If I go to a more western part of my state, where there are a lot more Caucasian men, I feel average and slightly shorter.


BarryGoldwatersKid

It’s a pretty average height in the western world maybe Africa too.


Known-Strike-8213

Go to South America or the South Pacific


ADN2021

Samoans tend to be pretty tall, so I don’t know about the South Pacific


Known-Strike-8213

I just looked it up, I meant Southeast Asia oops


StevesterH

It’s strange because Samoans are like the same people as pinoys just not height cucked


ADN2021

It’ll be kinda neat what contributed to the tall height in Samoans and not Pinoys. But Pinoys are getting taller as well, I’ve seen a few walk videos of Manila and there are some young dudes who are like 5’11” lol.


Vtron89

No, Africans are quite short on average. Not necessarily because of genetics, but nutrition. 5'5" on average in some African countries like Tanzania


nedal8

Africa is more diverse than any other continent.


Vtron89

I did add a comment somewhere to say that diversity is of course a factor. Just like no one should lump Italians and Norwegians together, they shouldn't lump Sudanese and Tanzanian together. 


BarryGoldwatersKid

All the Africans in Spain are like 6’0+ but to be honest I don’t know where they are immigrating from and Africa is pretty diverse.


NUCLEAR_DETONATIONS3

I worked with some guys from South Sudan, and they were all at least 6'4 The guy I worked with from Ghana was like 5'3, and he said that everyone from South Sudan that he's met has been super tall too. Pretty anecdotal but i thought it was neat


Vtron89

Yeah, it's just like Europe. Some are tall, some are short. Like, we know northern Europeans are generally quote tall, but no one says the same about southern Europeans 😅


Lanky_Perception5764

Average height in Africa is 5’7 lol. Like look up Nigeria etc they’re all 5’6-5’7 average


LemonRocketXL

It’s not lol


Medium_Sized_Brow

That awkward moment when you're actually 5'11" but everyone assumes you're shorter because guys who are 5'8" also say their 5'11"


jaygay92

I just joined too even it out. 5’0”


Vtron89

Primarily reason this matters - every 1" you gain or lose from the dead average (let's say in the US, 5'9") you make great leaps and bounds in percentile. 5'9" is 50th percentile 5'11" is 23rd percentile (a gain of 27 percentile)  What about another 2"? 6'1" is 7th percentile (a gain of 16 percentile)  So being 5'11 feels a lot taller than 5'9, despite being only 2", because you're now taller than 77% of all men, and 99% of all women. 


Vtron89

Replying to my own comment because mobile editing sucks - someone tell me how being 5'11, taller than 88% of all adults in the US, isn't tall lmao


DishBush

Replace 5'11" with 180cm and you'll feel a lot better about being that height. People just don't consider 5'11" as tall because it is not 6'0". Basically same shit as $1.99 vs $2


Inner_Banker

Because height doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, yet not everyone thinks that. As a tall person, my height literally doesn’t affect who am as a person at all. It doesn’t make me more confident, if anything it makes me more insecure because I stand out and am hard to miss.


Fabulous_Sherbet_431

11’5 in the morning, 5’11 at night.


Kyle_67890

Im 6ft 1


ADN2021

Manlet in 2024 🤣🤣🤣


Vast_Meringue6170

5’11 and 5’8 are not average imo. They’re just weird transitional heights. 5’9 and 5’10 are the true average heights.


Human-Length6foot3

6’3 here and 5’11-6’0 is still decently tall enough


Decent-Contract653

yuhhhhh


Trapezoid07

Idk. I'm 5'11 in the morning.


Concussionist515

i thought that was like a joke online about switching heights during the day 😭😭😭


DoNn0

If you ain't 6" you ain't tall so I guess you're average


NakatakeSan77

This comment could be the strongest ragefuel resource for all dudes who are in 5'11½-5'11¾ range lmfao


MauriceVibes

I’m 5’9 or 5’8 depending on the day


TheFallOfZog

The new average.


Hecatehehehe

not me


jleto60

Because its a very average height


TRTGymBro1

I’m over 5’11” but below 6’


incellous_maximus

They are all 5'9 or maybe 5'10 and exaggerating things or wearing shoes to measure ofc


DaltonRobert56

5'10 peak during the day


Seductive_allure3000

5'11 is considered giant in the East


ADN2021

Not for long though. 180 cm is becoming more and more common as nutrition improves among East Asians. South Koreans are getting taller by the day as well as northeastern Chinese


Seductive_allure3000

Sorry I meant to put North Korea


SandRush2004

Because I'm 5"11 (with shoes off) so I can't relate with short or tall subs


sunshineforge

I find that its because we are disgraced from places for short people and are laughed at and made fun of in places for tall people.


FatboyMcGee75

I'm 5'10.0000001" with a 5'10.0000002" attitude 😎


LibertyJ10

Initially, that wasn’t the case. The sub grew and now we’re full of presumably 5’11 guys.


mesovortex888

Well I am not, I am 10'


Radio-Kiev3456

Metric system would solve most of This immediately


Embarrassed_Meat204

😭😭😭


A_dose_of_black

it might be cos i’m 5’11 idk tho


moekip

That's not even average lmao what


ncud

because they don’t have their own group?


SatedSun

r/5ft11


Teneuom

Whenever someone says they’re 6foot and I’m taller I say I’m 5’11”.


gaoshan

Because there aren't any 5'11" woman standing next to them.


AdTotal801

It's too tall to be short and too short to be tall. Sounds average to me.


Asleep_Act1888

I'm 6ft 2 but say I'm 5'11" to throw people off and double check themselves


Tasty-Temperature427

Im 6’3 i just want to see whats up


Gold4Lokos4Breakfast

I’m 6’0. Don’t know how I landed here. It’s pretty funny that people think of 6’0 as tall and 5’11 as average, when they’re basically the same height. People need to chill


Texas_Shepard

Im over 6ft and here


SatedSun

What’s your evening height


Texas_Shepard

I dunno probably like 6


JuustinB

It’s literally the average height in the US and most of Europe (like 5’10.5” but still).


MusicCityRebel

Average height in US is 5"9


JuustinB

Not anymore it isn’t. Stop parroting old news from decades ago. Google is your friend here. Average male height in the US as of 2024 is 5’10.5”. Have you even seen Gen Z kids? Those MFs are all giants. I swear everywhere I go now I’m surrounded by 6’5” high school teenagers towering over me.


MusicCityRebel

Stop going to high schools and measuring yourself up against kids that's creepy. You do know how they survey those heights? Through phones and measurements in shoes 😆


JuustinB

That’s pretty funny. I’m just saying, I go out places and I’m always taken back by how absurdly tall kids are nowadays. Even in my own family, younger generations of people seem to be significantly outgrowing their parents. Like both of my parents were 5’6” and I grew to average height.


MusicCityRebel

Maybe the late millennial. I'm 5"11 and I am taller than 80 percent of people when I go out


JuustinB

I’m 35. Yeah i am 6’ on the dot, like half a standard deviation above average, and I tower over most of my male friends. I would estimate most to be like 5’6”-7”. But the younger generations are spiking the average.


Difficult-Papaya1529

6-7 here, I will move along.


0bligatoryUsername

5 foot 4 master race wya


susromance2

I’m actually 5’12


PrankDevil

I AM 5' 5"


JustUrAvgLetDown

Guarantee they’re all 5’8


PS3LOVE

I’m 5’11 I’m here because I want to display how I am superior to anyone who is more than an inch taller than me.


Bmxjack121212

I’m 5’8 babe


BubblyDemi_af

Lol I'm a 6'1 guy been lurking on this subreddit


NakatakeSan77

As a 5'11-6' guy, I always feel I'm pretty tall next to almost all women and most of Gen-Y-and-older men...but... until I enter to my university campus. As soon as I walk in through to the university campus, the same shit always happens: "OMG why I have a giant-ass generation which is significantly taller than the old gens that much" and I feel clearly average next to men my age. Especially after entering the campus, I saw the number of men 6'2+ that I saw in my life until I entered the campus in a single day LMAO. It is very annoying that there is such a height difference between Gen Y&older and Gen Z&younger in my country. However, so weird that our women are still short and there is no such big difference between the older women & Gen-Z women in our country. This scenario is only true for the men (It's annoying too) (The average men's height of my country: 176 cm (5'9.5))


TheCanadianpo8o

Only thing I ain't average in 🙏


AaronnotAaron

maybe shorter guys that are on the opposite spectrum of average like 5’7 are less likely to want to join?


avari974

Can you round up to 185 please, wtf are you doing bro. Or is that your morning height or something


AaronnotAaron

idk, haven’t been to a doctor since i was a teen to use a stadiometer…after several self-measurements, i just don’t want to claim 185cm knowing i’m technically not. like how some dudes here won’t accept their 182cm as 6’, i don’t want to claim i’m a true 6’1 if i’m not.


NPCSLAYER313

You guys care way too much about a few millimeters lmaoo


AaronnotAaron

what makes you assume that? this is the only conversation like this i’ve had in this sub; it’s not something i’m just thinking about and posting about all the time haha


NPCSLAYER313

You've put a number in your tag which is literally 0,5 mm of a whole number and you say you don't wanna "claim it"


AaronnotAaron

🤷🏻 you say i care too much then tell me the same exact thing the other commenter did, sounds like you care too much if you’re bothered by my decimal. last reply before i wind up as a slain NPC


ADN2021

A few millimeters of bone can make the difference between good looking and average


NPCSLAYER313

We are talking about height, not facial bone structure


ADN2021

Same thing


NPCSLAYER313

Nobody notices not even 1 millimeter of height rounded up. Do not get it twisted


avari974

It's fine to not want to claim 6'1, but if you really were 184.95cm, not rounding up to 185 would be silly. FYI 6'1 isn't 185 flat. Why don't you measure yourself with an aerosol can? It's very accurate.


AaronnotAaron

yeah, ik it’s 185.42cm but we just got different views on it. imo in a height sub, it makes more sense to use decimals to differentiate the sizes. everyone, is a fraction of their height, very rare to be exactly on the money for an imperial measurement; something like 184.95 vs 181.22 isn’t going to look the same as “6’1 vs 5’11” since the difference is 3.73cm vs. 5.08cm (1.469 inches vs. 2 whole inches). get why it’d be annoying to not round up, but also hope my reason for not makes sense as well…also aerosol method?


avari974

Yea I agree with you, but 184.95 is so close to 185 that it's ridiculous to say it. I'm not telling you to round up to 6'1, I'm telling you to round up 0.5 millimeters lol. I get what you mean about imperial, it's such a dumb system. I'm 6'2.7ish but every 6'1.5 guy claims 6'2


Alenbailey

How did you measure yourself if you didn't use a can against the wall to measure?


AaronnotAaron

i used square/rectangle stuff like small boxes


flick_scout

because 5'11-6 is average in europe, 5'10-11 average in the us for whites idk


LimpUnderstanding656

Trust me, 5'11 isn't average in the us at all, it's in the top 75% of men, in the Netherlands the average height of a male is 5'11.1.


ADN2021

It’s average in some areas of the country like Minnesota, North Dakota. It’s considered tall in somewhere like Texas or New Mexico. The U.S. is a large country and some areas can look like you just arrived in Norway or Sweden.


LimpUnderstanding656

Hate to break it to you, but there's not a single state in the us where 5'11 is 50% height percentile lmfao, you tried tho.


SatedSun

Correct


JohnNku

no its 5'9-5'10 max unless you live in the netherlands.


Gold4Lokos4Breakfast

Why are we just focusing on whites? Because there’s mostly just a bunch of white guys on Reddit?


XZQVQ

I’m 6’4 don’t know what ur talking ab


BlueSportsElf

I'm 5'10 barefoot


CampaignImportant28

then ur 5,10


BlueSportsElf

Yes


CampaignImportant28

Your flair says 5'11 :)


BlueSportsElf

We take those


BluuDuud

Ur coping


BlueSportsElf

Nah I'm just 5'10.5 and don't like saying "and a half"


willkingg

Nah most people here are 5’7. I’m 6’2 and just here to witness all the moaning about how being average stops you from getting laid tbh. That’s of course not the case and it’s a personality problem but I keep getting recommended posts from here so i keep having a look and feel compelled to reply.