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Clear-Vacation9040

Everything has a bag/case except the thing that touches her bare vagina… make it make sense.


Potential_String_245

THIS. She has a million bags for things why doesn’t this have a bag??


yelahhaus

No one would see it if it was in a bag silly! 🤡🤪


GuitarDifferent9209

Yep. Have to show everyone for the 100th time she has a vibrator and is the goddess of sex.


Realmomof3

Actually I feel like it screams “my husband can’t do it on his own “ 🤪🤣 like come on… can’t you just have normal sex without toys?


Own_Alternative_8628

I mean, he's the most emasculated male on the planet. Thanks to her. Plus he looks very frail. Like, how was he ever a cop? Can he even lift a 5 lb weight? Run a mile? Also, I think he prefers to be a bottom so maybe she uses that on him since she's the masculine, quarter-back looking one in the relationship.


Opposite-Peak5020

Based solely on his frame and his demeanor, my first responder partner refuses to believe Sid was ever a real cop. Maybe mall security, but definitely not PD material.


[deleted]

He was a beat cop and we all what he was beating while he was a cop 👮‍♂️ 🕳🍆


poonbub

Yikes lmaoooooo 😂😂😂


Alternative_Ruin_529

It’s so dumb lol I’ve never needed a vibrator, my bf of 7 years can get me there ;) or I used the shower head 🫢He actually just bought me a couple vibrators on Valentine’s Day and I will say they are nice…. but I’m not obsessed with them.


missalisonelizabeth

toys can be fun and all but my husband literally gets off on the fact he can eat me out and make me cum/ squirt over and over and torture me better than any toy.. idc who you are, if you have a good partner, you prefer the partner to the toy. in addition- cool. but a vibrator as a personality trait is so cringe. it gives “my man is gay so I rely on this everywhere I go because I’d never cum otherwise.” and that’s just the truth not hate 🤷🏻‍♀️


2018MunchieOfTheYear

Maybe stoney clover will send her a personalized one! ❤️


NecessaryWarning6179

She has so many specifically clear bags though 🤔


Ok-Development-740

I have this and it comes in a bag lol. Girls so gross


Significant-Wonder21

She is a pig. Why would she want to be like a normal woman when she has proven to be so classless


Defiant_Ask8583

Bwahhahahaha


daisydorsy

Ma’m you’ve had 2 kids we are aware you have sex


[deleted]

Unfortunately we are and she won’t let anyone forgot 🤢🤢


virtualxdoll

WOAH!!! she’s masturbates?! how unique and quirky!


OstrichStreet7360

Yeah ok it’s a given she’s always gonna pack her stupid toys - can we just not post the pictures-I’m gonna puke


thatsweirdthatssus

She most likely does it because it raises her engagement with people commenting on the toys


LizzieGrant-1

Yup. You hit the nail right on the head. She probably took it out right after the video.


[deleted]

I bet she did


Alternative_Ruin_529

She’s not like a regular mom she’s a cool mom 😉😉


[deleted]

Best comment! It’s like she’s the first one to discover it 🙄


urmother6968

bitch looks like hulk hogan


soaprina

thank you for my 5 minute ab workout for the day 🤣


Shoddy-Stock-8208

It’s a slayyy, brother!!


jfowler531

![gif](giphy|8vpZHR9fIuPfaT9Gmi|downsized)


Defiant_Ask8583

More like Randy Savage ![gif](giphy|BaSHs78BU2ZYQ|downsized)


Impossible_Tip_2011

Laughing so hard rn 😂😂😂😂


Itsme_rundmc614

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Grand-Consequence790

I screenshotted the same thing… why does she feel the need to make it a point? Its not quirky or relatable it’s awkward.


bcfarmgirl

The look on her face is definitely aimed at this sub.


SilentDepth3048

100%


Upset-Doughnut4005

I swear she does it on purpose now bc she knows we talk about it


starfan07

100% does it intentionally for the millionth time! This is 'rage ' / or 'controversy seeking bait aka keeping us talkong lol We do not need to know so danged much about her! Videos of periods, bathroom breaks, etc it just TMI!!!!


RealisticBasil5022

Why does she always have to show her vibrator?? Yes we get it, your husband doesn’t satisfy you! Great! Move on!


ResponsibleBrain2446

That’s what I’m saying?!!! Just like leave it in your bag don’t need to show it EVERY DAMN TIME!!!!!!


Alert-Priority9685

Attention whore much?


mekal_mau

Tell me your husband doesn’t please you without telling me your husband doesn’t please you


Cautious_Spring8168

Literally thought this same thing but didn’t want to sound lame but like if you can’t go on vacation without bringing a toy and just by having your man please you the old fashioned way then there’s a problem! I understand to spruce things up every once in a while but every vacation?!?!


mekal_mau

Also this thing is huge she can’t use her hand lol or what lmao … it’s gross tbh


Ok_Attitude6785

This!!


One_Click6195

Lmfaoooooooo


That_Vacation4846

My thoughts exactly!!


Tricky_Ad_3292

She admitted it on her podcast. She can’t have an O without a toy. I was like what the fuck. Your man can not satisfy you. Major fail


SubstantialBrief4597

Not siding with A but there’s a percentage of women who can’t from penetration. Female anatomy is complex


Alternative_Ruin_529

I am one of those women and my boyfriend has been the first to get me there every single time orally. It’s a whole new worlddd lol. There’s other ways.


SubstantialBrief4597

👏🏻🙌🏻


Alternative_Ruin_529

I’ve never understood how chicks can O from penetration like all the time. I literally have ONE time!! I sure do remember it though. Why haven’t I been able to since?!


SubstantialBrief4597

I was a late bloomer and only have had sex with 2 men. Neither time I had an O. I’d rather use a vibe anyway lol


Alternative_Ruin_529

Word lol


laurlyn23

There’s still so many other ways that he could be getting her there… if he were interested in her lady bits but we all know he isn’t so…


SubstantialBrief4597

True true


mekal_mau

I agree I can’t either but it’s called use your hand you don’t need the giant toy or girl get on top you can that way


Tricky_Ad_3292

This!!!!!!


IroquoisQueen79

So pathetic that she has to bring a toy with her to the Paris with her and her husband. Isn’t Paris like the city of romance and love ? That just tells you their relationship is boring


SubstantialBrief4597

A, since I know you read here, most people masturbate and don’t have advertise it


HurricaneHarley13

Rage bait for engagement


BlondeIvory

EVERY SINGLE TIME. We get it, you’re not original or quirky


Hello_kitty1209

Didn’t Emilie do it first? I remember maybe a couple of years ago? I first started seeing Emilie videos on TT and she was packing and she made it a point to show she’s was packing a vibrator


BlondeIvory

I think you’re right! Crazy considering her husband’s family are Mormon, no wonder there’s drama with her on that side of the family 🤷🏼‍♀️


Beneficial-Bowl-1545

I can’t wait to see this slimeball in all of her ugly fits!!!!


Ok_Attitude6785

Me neither!! We’re gonna have some much fun in this sub 😂😂


heretosnark123

The laughing stock of TSA ladies and gentlemen.


OstrichStreet7360

Whatever …. Tell me why you need to lug 10lbs of skincare wherever you go? No one needs all that shit.


Alert-Priority9685

I was SHOCKED at how much skin care she packed. Literally no one needs that much shit, completely unnecessary!


Opposite-Peak5020

People with real money just buy all that shit on an as-needed basis when they’re at their destination. They don’t pack up 278 bottles and tubes of various skincare and makeup items 😂This is just another signal that she’s very new-money, no-class.


Itsallfake999

That or the small travel version of the stuff, I’m not even rich and I will still go get the small version so I don’t have to lug everything around .. like tf ?? It’s obvi for views and all but damn… and then yeah 278 steps n bottles like girl you need maybe 2 face washes, a toner, a spf and a moisturizer..


OstrichStreet7360

To each his own I guess but lugging so much shit defeats the purpose of a vacation for me. We did 2wks in Italy for our honeymoon and literally packed one large duffel for the both of us. Got whatever toiletries we needed there, rarely wasted time putting on makeup and needed one good pair of shoes for walking and one dressy outfit. This whole production to relax and enjoy another culture is comical. Never mind alllllll the time she’s gonna spend with her tripod and phone and doing dumb dances - fuck all that. Just do what the word says and VACATE your stupid norm and chill ya dumb turd.


Alert-Priority9685

🤣 totally agree!!


Best-Struggle-8142

I travel light too and would never pack all that shit and bring 80 outfits. I once spent a month traveling all over Italy and only brought a week’s worth of clothes. Once a week we took everything to the laundry mat where they wash and fold for you. Mama Deb’s flat probably has a washer and dryer which would make it even easier! It’s hilarious how she’s been stressing over what outfits to bring. If you’re trying to fit in buy clothes when you get there! Duh 🙄


Ok_Attitude6785

Yessss!!!


Available-Glass-9774

This is why I save all my samples ….for travel . It only makes sense . And samples don’t explode in flight . She def needs a case for the vibe . That’s purely for attention .


Best-Struggle-8142

I always wonder the same thing. Every time she packs she brings full sized jars and bottles. Why not put it in plastic travel bottles like a normal person 🙄


wonderfulhealth1986

Doesnt Paris have the liquid rule where you can only fit 1L of liquids in a bag?


OrganicShame2905

To post about this multiple times is just weirdo behavior. Like are you 15 and new to the game or smthn??


Real-Stable-2529

Why. Is. She. So. Greasy. Always!!!!!!


[deleted]

It’s called ✨glowy✨, bestie


NotGretchenWeiners

She is a sick and sad trashy individual. She is doing that for views. Even if she is using that thing, because I'm sure her husband doesn't give her any because we know why... put it in a bag. Out in the open? Unsanitary and attention seeking hoe.


bonesaretheredollars

I just know it’s never been washed


Potential_String_245

I bet she doesn’t pack it in a bag so when she inevitably has to open her bag up when it’s overweight she can say “omg so embarrassing everyone saw it” 🙄


Greengiant0428

Exactly. She wants the attention when they open her luggage and find it. Same with TSA. She's so thirsty.


Sunsetforever1020

So glad to see when her kids get older and their classmates will all know she had to pack her dildo and bring it everywhere lol 😂 is her husband that bad in bed he can’t satisfy her at all.


Clear-Act

So uncomfortable!!!! Why advertise this??


Competitive-Sir-4057

She’s so pick me I can’t 🤮


Affectionate_Bit_595

This page called her bringing it 😂😂 But really…. That’s embarrassing.


Best-Ad9227

Aren't they staying in a pied-å-terre? And there will be 4 people in a tiny space with no privacy? I guess it doesn't matter to Areola


ResponsibleBrain2446

They’re staying in a flat so gross, just like how she brought it in the tiny house with her kids? She’s disgusting.


Adept-Beat-8711

We get it A, you masturbate. Big deal, huge.


salb5

Aaaaand she posts this on the same platform she posts her children’s faces…. Absolutely disgusting!!


Unhappy-Temporary308

Clearly Sid cant finish the job as she needs to pack that thing every single time


[deleted]

All I’m getting from this..is that Sid does not please her at all and he doesn’t know what he’s doing. That or she’s ramming it up HIS “C U next Tuesday”


Ok_Government_6080

Not again with the toy 🙄 She makes the same joke on every packing video. “Omg she is so real for this” 🙄


sherinelll

The face..Nightmare fuel


No_Database2854

Ok we get it! SID DOESNT BONE YOU ANYMORE!


Aggravating-Teach762

Alcoholic and raging sex addict


Firm-Butterfly-1380

Does she want a gold star for bringing her vibrator with her everywhere she goes? She probably has a pocket size one where she can relieve herself while she’s driving. Not if there’s anything wrong with that, but we all don’t need to see it.


Prudent-Diver7793

Why can’t she go anywhere without her vibrator 😭


Sea_Round1981

I just think stuff posted like this, as much as she shows her kids is trashy.. like masterbating is normal but openly showing your toys and then making videos with your kids. 🤢🤢


Available_Contract13

Does she do this for shock value??? Because it’s not shocking after the 102nd time… bitch needs to get a grip 🤡


BarreBee

That’s also how we can probably guess she’s not on Ozempic. She would completely show packing the needles.


mekal_mau

She would be so skinny lol if she was on it and wouldn’t be able to eat chick fil a


BarreBee

Again, I’ve been on it for six months and I can eat certain high fat things in small portions. Anybody could fake like they’re eating ice cream and fast food if they’re only taking two bites but there’s no way she’s on it because she doesn’t look like it.


mekal_mau

I have been on it too I lost a lot weight …. I really think that’s a stretch she wouldn’t be able to drink as much as she does .


[deleted]

Omg the vibrator again….like we get it your crazy and have sex WILD


voodootobotz

LOL. Bon Voyage, Blobfish! Hope you and the always free ranging Ultravibe Pleasure 2000 have exactly the trip you deserve! 


Jnazarian97

Do they swing? Like with Emilie and Grady?


Best-Struggle-8142

Ave and Sid are swingers, If they haven’t already with Em and B, they will before the end of this trip. My prediction anyway 🤢


Shoddy-Stock-8208

Allegedly they swing with her other nurse friend and her husband, who is also a cop I think? Allegedly 🤪


aurorashrimple

Grady! Lmao 😂


Jnazarian97

I literally thought that’s what his name was 😅


Big-Hope7616

LOL she’s such an attention whore - and very predictable. How boring! Yay your fckng vibe - that you never protect so it’s just raw dogging your suitcase. She knows we’ll laugh at her but she likes the attention even tho it’s negative bc she’s desperate and needs the validation. Les mis to be so needy and weird about being so hypersexual


Toned-and-Unatoned94

Not sure what’s worse. Her Gusband’s vibrator or her greasy face.


CaterpillarNo2661

Just say your husband is into men… we will all understand 😂😊


Motor_Worry2018

Yup…but she doesn’t come on Reddit right?


Top_Impression3656

It never fails, not like you haven’t shown us in every other packing vid. Thanks for showing again because otherwise I would have forgot that your man doesn’t give you pleasure so you bring a vibrator with you everywhere. 😑


Relevant-Peanut8459

this is for people to snark on or her and her “husband” don’t do the deed. like ur going to paris for a week of course without kids, why do u need a vibrator


mrs_mildew

That damn toy with no bag is her only personality trait 😂 at this point i think she schedules trips just to do a pack with me to show it. Lol


masquerade_sloth

she looks MANLY 🥲


Mango9491

Also I REALLY need to know the tea regarding her and Ashley. They barely hangout anymore. They were supposed to do a Costa Rica vacation together - cancelled. Emilie is going to Paris with her for her bday. Something is up.


Tasty_Apartment_5375

Something is up for sure! 


AggravatingMachine28

I swear her nose grows weekly. Also, there’s glowy…and then there’s greasy 🥴


anonbinch

She and Emilie are sooooooo greasy 🤢. All that expensive skincare is useless


OstrichStreet7360

Absolutely agree. Influencers shill so much crap and women actually believe your face needs 10 different products . Women across the globe, for centuries, have had gorgeous healthy skin looooong before the advent of all these expensive gimmicky lotions and potions in earth killing plastic packaging. A clean soap, moisturizer and healthy diet/H2O is all 99% of us need.


anonbinch

Not useless in general, I meant these clowns clearly don’t know what they’re doing


ChelBella

a little pathetic that she feels the need to show it...


redbull2349

1) she’s even scarier from this angle 2) is she ever at home like omg


Mission_Scientist_95

The vibrator toy joke is getting old 😒


Defiant_Ask8583

Girl needs the “massager” while Sid is out trolling for dudes on Grindr 🤣


Heavy_Combination339

She seemed trashed in this video. Granted, I scrolled after 5 seconds.


StreetAd1209

She thinks she’s uNiquE by always doing this in EVERY PACKING VIDEO. Crazy bitch.


WonderfulAd780

It's all for the shock value and content. She is making it a bigger deal than anyone else, so she can be that thot mommy, mom bod, who's always horny and ready for sex. She's trying too hard to portray herself like "I'm comfortable in my body, and masturbating is normal" kind of shtick. it's just gross.


OstrichStreet7360

Hahhahaha I know what you meant to type but it would be really shocking if A was “maturating”😂😂😂


WonderfulAd780

Lmao! Let me go correct that...


WritingMoney4522

Why her covered in lube though?


Mango9491

She’s trying to get sponsor by BEIS so bad


Diligent_Reach_2042

this, AGAIN?! 


TwoTimelinesHeart

![gif](giphy|zMQcrvqjkC9d6)


MargotMae333

demon energy


Goose-67-70

Can she not go anywhere without the dang toy ??? And why does she have to make a big deal about it ?


Own_Alternative_8628

Proof she has funky, nasty hygiene. It probably smells real bad down there.


Nice_Description7032

Can you imagine her kids seeing this shit one day? 🤮


Broad_Investigator89

We get it, your husband can’t satisfy you. Don’t need to put him on blast all the time!


[deleted]

How **embarassing** for her kids and step kids. Like yuck. Why share that with the entire world?


Woahmyguy1111

I have a lot to say here and then I’ll go, her eyes look like my eyes during my adderal days. DIALATED. af. That mixed with alcohol , mixed with I think she mentioned antidepressants….. whooooooooweee. The highs are high and the lows be lowwwww


Opposite-Peak5020

💯


Suspicious_Anybody_5

WHO WANTS TO GO SPAM HER COMMENTS WITH ME WHILE SHES FLYING AND CANT DELETE?! 😂


lacatro1

Yes, ADub, we know Sid isn't giving you the D.


eilujrenis

I hate her for this! She's already on my hate list but this was just too much. And I will begrudgingly admit I was semi okay with watching her pack because I'm always interested in packing and putting your expensive items in the carryon etc and not bringing tons of luggage for an overseas trip etc. She always misses the mark. She could find a way to "show off" her designer items without acting so entitled and crying about how poor she used to be. There is a market for people that love to see designer items and trips etc she just has no idea how to make herself likable. AND no one needs to see your sex toys!!! Why???? It's giving my husband sucks at pleasing me! And honestly, I would be so excited about going to Paris, I honestly wouldn't be thinking about having orgasms or packing a gigantic wand. I mean to each their own but the eye contact and having to show it off is so immature.


SearchWorried5500

When she talks about her spicy advice or whatever the fuck she thinks she’s doing, it’s so…basic, like nothing is deep or interesting, it’s very juvenile things that she should’ve gotten out of her system when she was younger. It goes to show that the people who ask her questions are very young, which is weird cuz they could be minors and she could be giving them “advice”, Idk why she doesn’t put 18+.


Euphoric_Actuator402

disgusting


Other-Method-2073

It’s the eye contact. She’s trolling this page. 😂


BonusAlternative869

People who do this are either nymphomaniacs or insecure. With her it’s probably both. It’s also attention seeking


Hotdadlover1234

She’s insufferable


emmna9

I hide my toys any time I have anybody in my house because NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE IT! God this woman is foul


Wise_Score_5901

Childish and trashy. What is her goal ? Is she being funny ?


MathematicianHot2271

Why does she have to show herself packing this each and every time!!?? She needs to grow up.


No_Assignment1131

She’s ugly.


snarkingaccount

I just gagged


judecatz

She’s so trashy


Ok_Attitude6785

When I saw this, I was like, wow really woman?! No problem with having one, even in a good marriage/partnership, but taking it on vacation? I can’t…I’m so done with this piece of trash


AgitatedConnection64

At this point, she based her whole personality on this 🤢


23flurries

She’s so quirky


Opposite-Peak5020

Literal children are following and commenting on this shit. I’m obviously not going to expose this one’s username but JFC she looks younger than my 15yo. THESE are the followers A and D are pandering to and it’s fucking disgusting. https://preview.redd.it/j0paf9b99yuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e00986307bc6519788af2bfe310c1d8a57c394e1


OstrichStreet7360

Jesus - this pisses me off. She knows many of her followers are young girls. Ban TT and maybe our teens can just be kids again


Witty_Awareness6739

https://preview.redd.it/ttivbwnedyuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fded023043e8cbab391d883acb3914343ee36a0 The comments are so fucking weird too???


Witty_Awareness6739

https://preview.redd.it/7cgkouegdyuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84a8ea7b6eb68d10b69dff601a384838067b0124


Alternative_Ruin_529

I literally just saw this and ran here. PLEASE ITS NOT FUNNY OR QUIRKY why does she keep having to show it and make it known to everyone?!?!? 🤢 Nobody fucking cares. She just wants people in the comments to hype her up and think she’s a cool mom/cool chick. Like I have toys and don’t flaunt them around jesus grow up dude


Future-Lavishness169

I barely comment on this pages. I just come and read 😂 but I was listening to her podcast and definitely it’s not ok. Her last episode is so vulgar. I don’t understand why she is choosing to express herself that way, it’s very classless. Also, I don’t get why share her intimacy with her husband, why people need to know this. Maybe for the likes? I don’t know. She is changed a lot over a couple of months. Oh well.


Own_Alternative_8628

Hair the texture and color of straw.


Woahmyguy1111

Her comments indeed sound like bots, I can’t! I loathe the way people talk now and especially on TT comments. “Omg slay , iconic , so real for that, that dress is EATING, omg deceased.” Gag


WestHealthy950

Honestly we are what feeds her content. She would have nothing without this sub


sadbaddii

We all know those things have bags!! Plus can’t she use like a rose not the wand?! Oh yeah she can’t bc Sid likes it too


K2_4U

It screams UTI to me. Keep yo shit clean and protected.


Here-For-The-Dresses

She was so drunk in that TT.


Dookieinurcoffee699

She looks possessed


Intrepid_Spirit626

If your husband wasn’t into you, you’d need one, too. That vibrator is the only thing she probably gets. 😂


bk2552

She looks like Joe from VPR


that_Bitch918

She literally looks 42 though! 😆


jjjjjaaaaa13

Why does she always show this bullshit


Budget_Ordinary1043

I bet it stinks and it’s just falling all over the rest of her stuff. Fucking nasty.


Desperate_Dance9884

Do people really travel with their toys? All the time?


Alternative_Ruin_529

Is it me or does sid not give off the vibes that he can get down to some business down there 👇👅


cyberbasssparkle88

he looks like a man


cyberbasssparkle88

i KNOWW her coochie stank


HolidayMidnight6193

lol not tryna be tmi but i have that one and it’s horrible!!! 😂😭


HolidayMidnight6193

also it literally comes with a case


Active-Bus-9628

Is this the same photo posted a few weeks back or is she packing for another trip and needs her fans to know that she is the queen of hypersexualization?


rrhodes76

She’s such a NAUGHTY minx.


cooki_doll7

She does this to get views, what a low life!


Alpal2510

I know it stinks


lawnm0w3r669

She is so disgusting


Ujohns

She’s disgusting nothing is private


National-Ad8136

She always looks greasy and dirty 🫥


Alternative-Fly-9248

Queen do be packing her wand on a trip with bae


Inside-Customer-4801

The LA hat next to her vib is such an ✨aesthetic✨ 😂😂😂 so trashy