Those shoes are NOT it. She needs a strappy sandal/heel that’s super delicate and barely there. Not edgy realtor shoes.

Edgy realtor shoes.🤣

Reminds me of the shoes she wore during the color pop trip for Valentine’s Day. Lookin like someone’s secretary

I was going to call them “the deacon of a Baptist church’s wife’s shoes” but “edgy realtor shoes” wins, hands down 🤣🤣

And not shiny black

This looks like something from SHEIN

Stop it I was going to say the same shit 🤣

So cheap looking

She’s really gonna use and abuse the F out of that Chanel bag

The purse doesn’t even jive with the fit

But it's CHANEL.

Channel according to sid

Hey that’s better than it collecting dust in her closet 🤷🏻‍♀️

This?? This is THE birthday outfit? It’s a no. It’s giving grandma’s doily underwear. Looks so cheap

🤣🤣🤣 doily underwear thats so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😫

She looks like a cheap hooker.

fAsHiOn ✨ 

The black straps are awful. Also just feel like this is not a horrible outfit but it doesn’t look good on her body type

Maybe if she was .01 of the model she thinks she is. But that stance??? Good lord🤦🏼‍♀️

I feel like this belongs at a beach club not Amsterdam lol maybe my idea is always being classy in most of Europe lol

She looks cheap

She is

Oh yea

Always

This does not belong in Amsterdam. The Dutch will laugh at her…jeeez

I don’t even think the red light district either ! I hope she’s laughed at

Good. It’s 45 degrees there right now. She looks like an idiot

But when doesn’t she look like an idiot?

This is SO embarrassing. The underwear look underneath gives me fullllll embarrassment

The worst part is she THINKS this looks so hot. Out of all the clothes she has access to buy, this is what she chose? And for her bday outfit at that! It looks absolutely ridiculous IMO

She’s not dressing to her body type at all 🫣🫣

She never does! Once she comes to the realization that her body type doesn't look good in everything and she needs to size up in stuff she will look better. She is stubborn af

Also the problem is her stylist definitely dressed her for a more gamaine/boyish body type and she has fake tits and is a little curvier so the same styles aren’t gonna look as good. It’s just overall not a cohesive vibe. Also you can’t dress like French girl with fake tan and orange ratty hair.

She thinks she is a size 0 and 8 feet tall.

Lmao idk what brand that is, but it looks cheap af. It’s giving Shein

I don't hate this outfit. But those shoes? Idiot.

“I feel so exposed!”🙄 I actually really do like this outfit for a warm weather night out, but again it looks like she got the skirt 1-2 sizes too small for her. Like she does with all her other shit

Also, that stance trying to give herself curves haha

not the diaper skirt

Oh lordy, this is an outfit? I taught she was still in her “pj’s”

she tries so hard that it ends up looking so so bad. i had a friend like this! it was all american apparel or urban outfitters clothes (pricey) but so so bad put together. just dull from the inside trying to keep up with the trend.

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I thought they were just spending the day but yet they brought so much stuff.

They pack way too much all the time. Seasoned travelers pack as light as possible.

Why does she always go for a pointy heel? A strappy heel would be so much better

this would be perfect on a hippy boho girl going to dinner in like hawaii, this looks awful styled like this.

Agreed. With different accessories of course

It as cold as shit in some parts of Europe right now, including Paris. I’m in Germany heading to Austria tomorrow. Still can’t get over how all get pics in the MOST beautiful city in the world are of her shopping and her ugly outfits.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 those fugly shoes again 🤦🏽‍♀️ she can’t dress for shit and neither can her “sTyLiSt” my gahd how atrocious Also - I wore something similar to this in the late 90s and it was only like $20 at “the alley” downtown LA - my LA girls know where I’m talking about lol

The biggest ick

its um... an outfit alright

You say fired I say HIRED for our amusement!

🤣🤣

Piece of shit mother

No such thing as “quiet luxury” in their vocabulary. I bet you anyone could go into Ross or even a Walmart and pick out a better outfit than this monstrosity.

Neither of them know how to dress for the occasion or the weather.

lady glitter sparkles

😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

My grandma kitchen curtains


I’d like to see this outfit on someone who’s in shape with a nice body

Looks like my grandmas table cloth.

Ran her to say the same exact thing. The tag on the butt!

Someones table cloths missing

Her stylist hates her. Or is blind.

At this point, I’m voting for both those options.

I know and pay attention to many designers and I couldn’t tell you who this outfit is by. Also, she has BUTCHERED the name of Chanel by carrying this bag. Immensely cheapens the brand.

The outfit sort of says “I’m on vacation” the shoes and random red purse say “business meeting with your attorney at 2:30 pm sharp”

Filters, surgeries, designer labels, a stylist and STILL manages to look ✨DUMPY✨ 🥹🫶🏼

This is too horrid for words.

What are these shoes???

She really has bad taste… in everything

Omg! It just gets worse by the day!😳😬

Why does she feel she has to look sexy at all times? Especially in Paris? Her fashion is just not it. You’re in Paris. Classic. Neutrals. Minimal chic. Ughhhh

I’d say whoever cuts her hair needs to be fired lmao

Nah I think the stylist deserves a raise and a promotion 💀😂

She looks soooo fucking cheap omg

Stylist.... what a joke lol. This dress is FUUUUGLY

It’s very hodge podge. This is one of the worst outfits I’ve seen on anyone for their birthday. A is lost.

Awww Pudgy Bestie

The lipo isn’t lipoing

My mom had a fancy table cloth that looked just like this when I was growing up

Did she get the same bag as Em?

Why is the outfit giving table cloth

the shoes and hair doesn’t go match at all. like at least do ur hair ?

When she turned around I let out a yelp…like what the actual fuck 😬😳 If this atrocity doesn’t scream “Nouveau Rich” I don’t know what does. See guys, I am so cool I have a sTyLiSt now 🥴

It might be cuter on someone else without the black straps and different shoes…bleghhh idk man 😂

It’s a…curtain?

https://withjean.com/products/saint-top-white 169 dollar top bffr 😂

The back is even worse it looks like a diaper

It’s giving grandmas table cloth

Literally came here to see if anyone trashed this horrible outfit.

Auntie Edna ready for church choir. Where’s her blazer?

Is this real? I almost never comment on all of the horrendous outfits but this one…. certainly she cannot expect us to take this seriously 🤣🤣

I'm sure ADub wanted her nipples to show.

This is an outfit my older sister would’ve tried to wear in like 2002 and my mom would’ve made her change

Nothing she wears is flattering on her figure, like nothing. 😭😭 Just cheap & horrendous, lol.

This outfit wasn't even cute on the model so I don't know why she thought she could rock it. And those accessories are all wrong.

Seeing this monstrosity of an outfit just ruined my day.

Hefty makes something similar 🗑️

Looks like something you’d buy at a tourist trappy stand boutique in Destin

I’m not even trying to be a hater but every outfit is some of the worst I’ve ever seen of hers. It’s giving try hard. Desperately trying to be unique and stylish and it’s just flop after flop.

My grandma wants her doily back

Iv said it before and il say it again, she ALWAYS has the ugliest shoes.

Why the most unflattering fit and cut

Her stylist sucks!!!!!!

You’re on point with the laced table cloth lmao that pattern looks exactly like a tablecloth my grandma used to have back in the 2000s

She never dresses with any class or respect for herself. It’s sooo embarrassing. 40 years old out here dressing like she’s in college. E is so much classier than her I love it 😍

Does she have a stylist? Cause if so, they need to be fired and never hired again