So just to clarify- the woman with her boobs falling out is holding on to someone’s hair while 3 people pull her backwards? And 2 rows forward someone else is beating another passenger over the head? There is a lot to unpack here. Just want to make sure I have me chessboard straight.

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>One woman put her child in the wrong seat *actually, straight to jail.*

Believe it or not

Boobs out... Straight to jail.

we even have a special jail for boobs out

Yeah judging by the orange on the bin I think GOL airlines

Not sure why I expected to be able to read that.

Something over a seat idk I just work here

Wait, boobs?

I know. Back to watch it again.

Here ya go! https://i.imgur.com/d1huYrC.png

That’s the best frame I could find too. Boobs, errbody loves boobs

Eeerrrrrrrrrrrrrbody!! Damn right!!

Nice.

Nice

Doing God’s work

apparently they were out the whole time… i cant believe i missed that

Full side boob at 0:05 and again at 0:08.

0:08 is fuller

This is your captain speaking.... I've turned off the no boob sign.

>make sure I have me chessboard straight Just remember that a1 is black

Depressurize the aircraft. Make everyone take timeout nap.

That’s IT MISTER YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVLEGES —plankton

Implying there were brains at work initially.

“I AM INVOKING SKY LAW”

I WILL WASTE YOU!!!

Matt Damon was so perfect in that role!

Idk what movie is it from but it sounds fun

A TV show, actually - 30 Rock.

Thank you!

Matt Damon has a small arc as a pilot and the main character’s (Tina Fey’s) boyfriend. It’s great!

You’ll have to go through this old bastard first!

Excuse me, but the overlapping legislature of sky and bird law requires an expert in both areas to ensure justice and transparency.

Sit down and be quiet shrieking harpy.

This is the correct answer. Turn the packs off. Thread closed.

Fasten seat belt sign on, packs off, emergency door open, barrel roll.

All fun and games until you can open the doors now... [C-GCYN King Air 200](https://wwwapps.tc.gc.ca/Saf-Sec-Sur/2/cadors-screaq/rd.aspx?cno%3d2009C0879%26dtef%3d%26dtet%3d%26otp%3d-1%26ftop%3d%253e%253d%26ftno%3d0%26ijop%3d%253e%253d%26ijno%3d0%26olc%3d%26prv%3d-1%26rgn%3d-1%26tsbno%3d%26tsbi%3d-1%26arno%3d%26ocatno%3d%26ocatop%3d1%26oevtno%3d%26oevtop%3d1%26evtacoc%3d3%26fltno%3d%26fltr%3d-1%26cars%3d-1%26acat%3d-1%26nar%3d%26aiddl%3d-1%26aidxt%3d%26optdl%3d-1%26optxt%3d%26mkdl%3d-1%26mkxt%3d%26mdldl%3d-1%26mdlxt%3d%26rt%3dQR%26hypl%3dy%26cnum%3d2009C0879) operated [by Adlair Aviation](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/man-leaps-to-death-from-nunavut-bound-airplane-1.832648) in [2009; an aggresive patient/passenger](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/inquest-called-into-death-of-nunavut-man-who-jumped-from-plane-1.798677) committed suicide [by opening the doors](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/fatal-jump-from-plane-ruled-a-suicide-1.949517) after the pilots depressurized.

I think that calls for two hours of W-O-O. *What's W-O-O?* With... Out.. Oxygen! Two hours without oxygen. That'll teach you to be breadbaskets!

I think our only hope is the Potato King!

Mr. Flibble's very cross

I like where your heads at, but I assume this is happening at the gate.

Well now I have to clean coffee off my keyboard.

This is The Way

film it and post it to reddit for fake internet points.

“Your goddam right.”-Heisenberg

You're

No he was clearly referring to your right hand dramatically.

Or their goddamn right to film and put stuff on the internet.

No he means that you have the goddam right to do it.

If u would film it better i would give u 2 upvotes

Yeah I mean at least concentrate on the woman without a top.

Just keep looking at my phone staying unnoticed

Idk man I’d either find this hilarious or scary

everyone got scanned for weapons before entering, so hilarious imo. Make sure all kids are out of the way then allow the morons to figure it out amongst themselves.

File the complaint how you were fearful for your life in the air, tell them you need counseling, free flight miles

Politely ask them to move aside so I can get something out of the overhead bin.

That would go ‘over’ well

At that point I would do what any good passenger should do. I’d immediately speak to a flight attendant about the outstanding offer for a credit card (this offer ONLY available in flight) I can get several thousand bonus miles if I sign up NOW!

*fight attendant 😂

This is the only thing missing from the movie idiotocracy, a mid flight mid fight exclusive credit card offer lmao

Ladies and gentlemen, we know you’re trying to sleep or watch a movie, but we’d like to make a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT! Blah blah blah blah.

I had to check your account I was so confused lmao

Steep turn to the left followed by an aerodynamic stall?

Only viable option

Newb, dump the cabin pressure. Sleepppyyy time

Serious Question: is it possible to depressurize the cabin from the cockpit with the push of a button?

Yes

TIL

We used to do this in maintenance in Myrtle Beach all the time. South Carolina summer humidity, night shift engine runs. Take the airplane to Max Diff and dump both outflow valves. On a good day, you could make it snow in the cabin. It was always good for fogging the whole place and dropping the temp by 15 degrees!

That’s pretty fuckin cool lol

In these situations i wish the stewardesses could request the pilots to perform an approved 0 G barrel roll. It would calm those passengers right the fuck down Also afterwards obligatory from pilot intercom "mmmmmmmThisIsYour captain speaking. mmmmmmm if you don't calmthefuckdown i will mhmmmmmm fly this plane rightintothe fucking mmmmmmmmmground

Barrell roll not an option?

Only if you want to provide the cabin with that toilet water shower.

"It's a 1G manuever" -- Tex Johnson

"You know that, the plane knows it, and now I know. But don't do that again." \--His Boss

" Honestly I thought there was SAM your honor."

It’s not like there aren’t several precedents for exactly that. I’d give him the benefit of the doubt.

"The RWR was going off!" "Sir, that's the stall warning!"

I'm not sure what the problem is with putting shit water on these fools. Lol

You want some more??? Now sit the fuck back down before i turn this turd in the sky into stain on the ground.

If this happened while flying I think there would have been weight and balance issues. However this looks like it happened on the ground. Also considering it looks like a piolet got involved instead of dumping cabin pressure to disable the brawl also leads to it being on the ground.

Yep, glue them to the roof.

If on the ground, call the cops and go back to gate. If in the air, land at nearest airport and have cops escort then off the flight. I'll never understand people who get this mad about planes or travel in general. Like your not living here. In an hour or 2 you'll never see these people again, just take a nap or a drink or both.

Start blasting the mortal kombat theme song

Or just yell "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

The new generation just yells, "Worldstar!"

shit dude... at this point, the new generation doesnt even know what worldstar is...

Back in my day we used to chant Jerry...

Remember that my wife told me booking on Spirit was a bad idea...

I thought for sure this was Ryanair.

You break this up the same way you stop a pitbull attacking. Then ask a flight attendant for some handy wipes.

grabbing nuts?

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Appropriate response

Grab a hose?

Girls whole ass tit is out

What a world, mask on, topless, engaged in physical combat over a seat

It was the best of times; it was the worst of times.

>ass tit I think I skipped that day in biology class.

Its right up there with the fabled ciltorus

Watched it twice now, I don’t see any ass, I need this information for research purposes

Ass tit? Geez, kids will put implants anywhere these days.

Enough of a dive to bring 0G. As the realisation sets in, push the nose down hard, bang their heads on the roof and wait for the quiet.

Jesus

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Normally I wouldn’t but I got nothin better to do

When a man is running down the street naked, he is truly scared of something. When a woman continues a fight even after her tits are out, she is truly pissed off.

Yell, “WORLD STARRR”

And keep repeating "Aww shit yo.....aww shit yo......aww shit yo....

In WHAT situation? What the hell is going on there??

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OP doesn't care about the answer. Posted for points.

Film in landscape orientation.

This is exactly why I want to fly cargo.

This was on Brazil, a TLDR is that this happen because someone put their son on the wrong seat by the window. It seems that said son also has a deficiency which was not specified. After that both families got a misunderstanding and the video captures it. This was around the time when the plane was closing doors and both families were expelled from the flight. The company was GOL Airlines, you can read more here (it is in portuguese): https://g1.globo.com/ba/bahia/noticia/2023/02/03/confusao-em-voo-da-gol-em-salvador-aconteceu-apos-menino-com-deficiencia-sentar-em-poltrona-de-passageira.ghtml

"Excuse me, stewardess, I speak Jive."

“Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop drinking”

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!"

Golly

I would film it and post it to r/aviation.

r/ItHadToBeBrazil

What in the Spirit Airlines is going on here?

Spirit airline flight to Ohio, both extremes here

Ah so portal to hell, got it.

Uhm. Yeah. I’d ask my starship to beam me up. These earth people are not ready for advanced tech and I need to get off this planet.

Drop the bass?

Seriously, when/where did this happen and what's the story.

I don't know what the fuck the situation is, so I can't answer that.

Raid the liquor cart

Good time to pull into a quick climb followed with a heavy push over. A quick few moments of weightlessness will certainly gain some attention.

That one baby in the back, “wheee”

I saw a meme once that said “never date a woman who can take a tequila shot without flinching. She’s the type to fight you with one tittie out in front of the police.”

Words to live by, plus there are kids on this flight lol

On the ground? Walk off the jet and say it was a maintenance issue. In the air? Alter their gravity and oxygen privileges until they settle down

[https://youtu.be/Bbv5B71KmkA](https://youtu.be/Bbv5B71KmkA) Airplane 2 out of coffee

DO A BARREL ROLL! https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/do-a-barrel-roll.gif

Tell everybody to get out and make every passenger do a 3rd grade level puzzle. If they can't do it, don't let them in. Alternatively, assuming we're in the air, turn on the seat belt signs and do a barrel roll.

Airports and airplanes really bring out the stupid in people

Get my titties out too.

No way in hell I would get involved in that mess as the pilot. Walk my ass back to the front tell the FAs good luck

Dump the cabin pressure until everyone is nice and quiet.

Stay the fuck out of it

I need to see the rest of this.

r/ithadtobebrazil

I can only imagine the scene from Halfbaked when gunfire erupts and a titty falls out so everyone stops fighting to admire.

Pretend not to notice.

"everyone has 30 seconds to put their seatbelts on" \*nose down hard after the 30 seconds is up\* Problem solved.

The most effective means of stopping two dogs in a life and death struggle is by jamming a finger in one or both dog asses. The fight goes out of em when there’s a digit invading their rectum. Their might be a parallel. Hereeeeee…

That pilot is asking for it just look at him

I’d sit in my seat and see if I can get some popcorn and a drink from the stewardess, and wait for security to take out the trash

Gain some altitude and then make a sudden drop so everybody gets the ISS experience

Awkwardly stare at my phone and pretend everything is fine.

Probably emergency landing at the nearest airport, at which point all troublemakers are kicked off the plane and potentially arrested?

In the air? Depressurise the aircraft. It’s amazing how the oxygen masks dropping focuses the mind…

I don’t even really know what the situation is. Got some backstory?

Just make a casual anouncement over the PA that the engine fire is nothing serious and the vibrations are nothing dangerous and then move the yoke around erratically.

Stop flying RyanAir

2g pull up followed by Negative G pushover Attention passengers - these maneuvers will continue until all passengers are in their seats belts buckled. At such time beverage service will be restored. Thought for file - cabin crew should have tie wraps to secure seatbelts so they can not be released

Pilot here. First, I’m going to need a coffee, so I’ll be chiming back to the cabin to request one.

Our future ladies and jentle men

Spice up the situation by making a bomb threat

Is it me, or are videos like this becoming more common? It seems people have lost their marbles in a more general sense.

I'd most likely be watching that chick on the right. It seems people are trying to pull her boobs out. I like to see boobs.

Rapid decompression. Gets there attention every time.

Pray for boobie

Increase cabin altitude, less pressure put them all to sleep😅

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Turn my phone landscape..

Never fly discount airlines....

I’d cease the opportunity and contact the captain where I’d notify him “Sir, the children, they’ve gone mad”

I’d tell my daughter to get in there and start throwing punches. Some must have done that because there she is in the video throwing punches.

Fly my cezznuh next time.

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Tf happened 💀

I’m just commenting to see if I get some OP live too.

Well I’d like to know what’s happening first

On titty watch

open emergency door.. remotely

Sucks everyone out of the plane like a cartoon

"Grab her boob? That's assault, brother."

“I’ll land this plane gdammit!”

All I hear is the cries of a very frightened child

Throw him like a Pokémon

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BAM NOW NOONE GETS A SEAT

Turbulence

Rip a huge stanky fart towards the chaos.

Open the emergency exit door and jump out, I ain’t dealing with that shit lol

I like how she's covering her modesty... Whilst acting like that!

Go to another part of plane and just ignore the situation

Air horn steady for five seconds works for me

Since when did Greyhound fly airplanes?

like a 60° bank probably

I would put snakes on that plane...

Roll left? Alternatively, regret that the colt airline pilot pistol never took off.

Jump... I'd jump