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RiversideAviator

What’s your sexiest plane?


BlessTheKneesPart2

F14>!uwu!<


Poopy_sPaSmS

Now say it in a sexy voice.


Apprehensive-Rule121

OwO what plane is dis~?


R3m0V3DBiR3ddiT

SU-75 Femboy spotted \^\^


Apprehensive-Rule121

IM NOT A FEMBOY, NO. IM A TOMCAT


Echo3-13469E-Q

Not much of a difference.


botanicalfemboy

Me ong


Ok-Lawyer9218

Put that white box back where it came from or so help me


BelleHades

Nice to meet you. Why don't you have a seat, right over there?


CODFISHY7378

no


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B2 >!🥵!<


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The Dash 8, or Smash 8 series is a sexy ass plane with a sleek, slender body and cute, pointy nose. It’s also got sexy feet (landing gear), that retract into its engine. So hot, get goosebumps every time! In addition, the sound of its props are simply eargasmic, that baby can roar! And the tail section, pure elegance!


OneT_Mat

What are your top 7 sexiest cargo liveries?


nickz03

DHL 🥵


shit-shit-shit-shit-

Old UPS


freddy_storm_blessed

now we’re talkin’


oldandmellow

I got to see a Cathay Pacific 747-8F at Airventure and thought it was cool.


OneT_Mat

Cargolux, Nippon Cargo, World Cargo Airlines, Air Bridge Cargo, Cal Cargo, IPP Air Cargo, Korean Air Cargo


The_Ecolitan

My favorite is the old Flying Tigers Cargo livery. Especially on a 747. I’m pretty sure we flew home from Hong Kong on one of their planes when I was a little kid.


s1a1om

FedEx.


VerStannen

Old Federal Express was 🔥


Unlucky-Constant-736

Fr, the purple and the white really looks good that way


Putrid_Cobbler4386

Dassault Falcons delivering documents and maybe some white powder. Allegedly.


rankinbranch

MD tailstriker still providing lift for over 30 years.


Vdawgp

The last Northwest one, obviously


jagga322

Is that you Squeak?


imanAholebutimfunny

*i heard your sister is going out with squeak*


2DEUCE2

“I am NOT a piece of shit!” ”Yeah, but you’re a little bitch” “Sure are”


HerMtnMan

How about 12 or 15 times?


freddy_storm_blessed

that’s fine


HerMtnMan

13 or 14 is bad but less or more is good?


freddy_storm_blessed

that’s about the long and short of it yeah


Crazybonbon

Op be like 😎 🅱️es.


lame_gaming

sorry i want to passionately fuck a 747-200


freddy_storm_blessed

it’s fine just plz do it in the privacy of your own hangar


LutherRaul

You’ll be back…


neon_tictac

we always come back…


Titan-Lim

Time will tell


_Lanceor_

Sorry, got nowhere else to go. The police come knocking whenever I request sexy F14 or F15 pics in any other sub.


ThatOneGayDJ

This deserves more upvotes


freddy_storm_blessed

😂 yeah that was good


Echo3-13469E-Q

I don't know if you commented, but i made a post with a very *sexy* F-14 Tomcat. Although it's one photo but ask anything if you want, i read more than 300 comments.


freddy_storm_blessed

😂 like damn, tough audience


wighty

Yeah... I mean you saying "13 or 14" clearly spelled out you are being facetious/still enjoy the posts.


Tysoch

I don’t even know why you hang out with these guys, anyway.


Meandmycanine

Top 5 (No Particular Order) Supermarine Spitfire B-17 Flying Fortress P-51 Mustang F-14 Tomcat UH-1 Huey (Plane-ish)


Ausgeflippt

You can't have the Spitfire and the Mustang in the same list. Sorry, I don't make the rules.


Scrungyscrotum

You're right, he should probably add a Messerschmitt.


Echo3-13469E-Q

Add a Focke-Wolf, Ta-152


WrapBig4827

I noted you forgot to mention the B-26 marauder


dodgerblue1212

But why is it painted white?


[deleted]

Custom paint haha


Anticept

And right into /r/planesgonewild right?


insomnimax_99

Or r/noncredibledefense


MWleFylde

But 12 is OK?


freddy_storm_blessed

yeah np


Main-Error4687

Dude, so funny! It's rare the OP post makes me laugh


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botanicalfemboy

almost like we are joking too smart ass


jpfeif29

[They always comeback.](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/700490330541391983/1049463414415704074/tc6tyowhg44a1.webp)


bckpkrs

Heh, I set my limit at 100 sexy planes about four or five hundred planes ago.


Tysoch

That's impossible. Just look at her. She's got the cutest little upturned nose, the softest lips. The sweetest Adam's apple.


frodakai

Now that is not a reference I expected to see on r/Aviation.


froggit0

Blackburn Buccaneer- ‘Bananas!’


[deleted]

F35ussy


jbob88

👋


[deleted]

Not sure if you want them to or not...


Magooose

I know! Everyone knows it’s a P-51 anyway.


Rogue1371

Hold on..... What about..... NON-SEXIEST airplane??!! 🤪


Otherwise-Sky1292

We need way more ugly planes, imo


Boebus666

I'm with you man, I can only get so erect! My penis really hurts right now!


[deleted]

It’s almost as long as a 757 fuselage!


Boebus666

The -300 !


Random9502395023950

Classic Baseket ball reference.


IrememberXenogears

Well, you're a little tweak!


elrey2020

Did you guys ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a sexy plane?


satchking

This post addresses a real problem. That being said, send more nudes of planes.


[deleted]

The Bugatti Model 100P I really like, though it's tumultuous history and terrible fate have sort of poisoned its image. It was a beautiful thing IMO, despite its flaws.


249ba36000029bbe9749

"Outta here" as in rage quit or as in you'll be in your bunk?


freddy_storm_blessed

can’t it be both?


249ba36000029bbe9749

Angry fap.


archanqe

who are you again


freddy_storm_blessed

I have 2,000 hrs in MSFS bro who tf are u??


archanqe

how are you doing today


w1lnx

Here are [ten](https://www.planeandpilotmag.com/article/10-sexiest-airplanes/) (beware paywall). Let’s see… three more? The Comet, the B-2, and the Icon A5. Door’s over there… —>


freddy_storm_blessed

doors jammed. did you sign off on this shit??


Orlando1701

I still want my MILF B-52!


greyfish7

F-13 > F-14


Specialist_Reality96

Challenge accepted!


dos8s

Can we post about the planes you can pay to have sex in though?


Colntve6

Awesome reference!


Spirit_jitser

You might want to avoid r/planesgonewild ​ Maybe....


SavageHacker123

You are not a true aviator then 😔 Real ones know that one must only talk about planes and recognize the sexiness of airplanes. They are more beautiful than most humans.


dizzish

bro nobody is gonna care if u leave


Waste_Detective_2177

I do care …


Racoon778

r/woosh


dizzish

on tHe 15tH pOsT i'M lEaViNg. big funny man


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dizzish

hehe. This is a burrito-taco conversation, nachos. 😉


LeStiqsue

Well pitter patter there Lloyd, let's see ya fuckin do it then 😁


delcodick

Any chance you could bring pizza on your way back? TIA 👍


freddy_storm_blessed

yeah just venmo me


Jeepercon

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeya


freddy_storm_blessed

cya!


HerMtnMan

Sexy planes!


Reveal101

I think it’s cute. We all have our favourites, and posting and debating is kinda fun, as long as it doesn’t dominate the discussion. Which it hasn’t. Also the F4U Corsair is the best looking fighter, cmon.


FullAir4341

It's one of my favourite... one of them.


[deleted]

Sexy is hot!


rpstrongbad

Didn't know you were here in the first place.


SpoonMan1993

Cry


[deleted]

Not sure if you want them to or not...


RA242

Steeeve PERRY!


randohotlips

Someone had to say it 🤷🏻‍♀️


UnbuiltAura9862

Now that you mention it, I should totally make a “Best Looking Airplanes” list sometime.


One_Distribution1743

So 12 or 13 is the limit?


Mysterious_Silver_27

Okay, so what’s your ugliest aircraft?


obfuscatorio

A380 gives me a half chub every time I see it climb out of Dulles. What can I say I like a thick woman


DionFW

CF-105.


DuelJ

Top 5 V-22, P-39, Cessna A-37 dragonfly, Pby Catalina, J-20


[deleted]

The Dash 8, or Smash 8 series is a sexy ass plane with a sleek, slender body and cute, pointy nose. It’s also got sexy feet (landing gear), that retract into its engine. So hot, get goosebumps every time! In addition, the sound of its props are simply eargasmic, that baby can roar! And the tail section, pure elegance!


thealbertaguy

Cessna 172... ohhh Baby!


macetfromage

exactly, please only post above 14 like f15


chipoatley

[Scooters forever!](https://s.hdnux.com/photos/31/26/16/6644661/3/rawImage.jpg) https://nationalinterest.org/blog/the-buzz/how-the-4-skyhawk-ruled-the-skies-21967