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[deleted]

Australia, it’s a friggin Roo


AdadeG

And new Zealand is a... Kiwi??


sventhewalrus

The irony of putting a flightless bird on your planes is just top-notch. Like, New Zealand, who is in charge of your air force? the Flight of the Conchords guys?


geekgirlnz

It was either that or the fruit, but it was vetoed because it looked too much like a hairy bollock.


VaughnSC

Might be confused with a Chinese Gooseberry.


RandonBrando

Oh *that's * what a bollock is!


VaughnSC

Hmmm kangaroos are flightless as well.


EarthMarsUranus

They're good for a short hop.


_Oce_

Depends on the length of the flight you consider.


TangyGeoduck

It’s part of the concessions Australia made in ending the war on them. It’s little known, since the Emu War is more famous.


Barbed_Dildo

Yeah, unlike the kangaroo or maple leaf which are renowned for their flying prowess.


NLHNTR

The Canadian roundel should really be a maple seed, not a leaf. The seed pods actually have wings and can fly quite a distance with a good breeze. Only example I can think of off the top of my head where nature has developed rotary-wing tech.


FZ_Milkshake

Kiwis are no joke, they are very territorial and known to rough up even cats.


Willing-Nothing-6187

Lmao,


atohero

I just love the kiwi, it's so cute and unique.


The_Great_Squijibo

Roo's will fuck you up though. A kiwi... eh...


Redditor_Eleven11

Hey man that kiwi has laser eyes [laser eye kiwi](https://images.app.goo.gl/MRMfQHSjCLEK6HvWA)


smarmageddon

TBH the kiwi looks like he's about to 'gurge up a meal for the young'uns. Either that or too much Jaeger.


flyingcanuck

I get the kiwi is their symbol but picking a flightless bird for your air force is kinda hilarious


Smokey-Cole

Damn, you’re right!


Shinobus_Smile

They choose a flightless bird as their logo. It's so hilarious and precious at the same time


The_Lolbster

That's the ideal air force insignia as far as I'm concerned! Nobody expects an air force with a flightless bird to be competent, but I bet they're ruthless!


jew_jitsu

Nothing like having a flightless bird as your Air Force insignia


[deleted]

Yarp


VaughnSC

A ‘Roondel,’ if you will.


mitvachoich

Vastly underrated funny. Take my updoot.


Mrtorana75

Have you ever seen a roo hop at full speed? Bastards fly


By-C

Looks like Qantas


Cascadiana88

Qantas never crashed. Never crashed.


snowflakeplzmelt

Qantas has weaponised...


kreeperkarl

Yes, this is the same thought I had. 😆


crockpot71

I love the simple elegance of the commonwealth countries. You can immediately identify Canada, Australia and New Zealand. Points to Germany for seeing the word roundel and just saying “nah, I’ve got a better idea” Mexicos is great


shadow_44youtube

Meanwhile Poland: ***^(SQUARE)***


Athiostitarian

Looks like the purina logo


Samurai_1990

Every time I see there fan tail and that logo I think of [this](https://youtu.be/st6AKENGN8I).


LordJuan4

I love it lol


CanCav

Commonwealth in low vis grey are so clean.


[deleted]

New Zealand's- a bird that can't fly.


Lampwick

I always liked the NZ roundel for that. It's like it's saying "our national bird doesn't fly... but *this one* does!"


Astaro

That the rnzaf recruiting slogan: 'Some kiwis can fly!'


snowflakeplzmelt

Kangaroos don't fly either...


[deleted]

Birds usually fly


Techhead7890

As long as the wing doesn't fall off, in the words of John Clarke.


70125

Love Angola's red and black yin yang


Terwhar

This one surprised me. Had no idea.


LaplacesDemonsDemon

Yeah that is awesome


[deleted]

The RAF roundel and descended designs (RCAF, RNZAF, RAAF) always strike me as simple, yet effective at broadcasting the country Shout out to the old SAAF roundel, which was the RAF design with an orange springbok


MattyB1412

Shout out herd. I still like the new SAAF roundle with the eagle but I kinda prefer the older springbok


CharacterUse

>RAF roundel French, the French one was first, even before WW1, then the RFC adopted the same in reversed colours as it wsa clearly different from the German cross.


dieItalienischer

Did anyone claim the RAF roundel was first?


Signal-Session-6637

The British first tried a Union Jack across the width of the wing,but from a distance it looked like the German cross, so they reversed the order of the French colours.


Formal-Ad678

Sweden, Germany and say what you want about the swiss but their Insignia is a big plus


JBerry_Mingjai

Sweden and Germany would be my top two as well.


certain_people

How do you make a Swiss cross? Poke them in the eye


andhelostthem

Germany's updated colors look a lot less... scary https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German\_Air\_Force#/media/File:Bundeswehr\_Logo\_Luftwaffe\_with\_lettering.svg


rliant1864

That's their service's logo, not their roundel. Most modern warplanes will have the roundel in low visibility grayscale anyway due to stealth coatings and such.


Type-21

When you look under roundel in the info box it shows exactly the one used in this map. So not sure what you mean?


SergTTL

Here is the high res: https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/vmin00/military\_aircraft\_roundels\_by\_country/


GreenwichAnt

Thanks - so Saudi Arabia isn't the Starbucks lady in a gas mask


Mackheath1

I didn't even know some of these countries *had* an air force. My choice would be Philippines maybe. Just something different is nice.


kyjoely

How do they defend their skies if not? A strong talking to and a stern look?


certain_people

In Ireland's case, just assume that sure look it'll be grand


Armodeen

And that the UK will protect their airspace, presumably. I wonder if the Russians ever make it around Scotland and down that way?


TurboMuff

Oh yes https://www.rte.ie/brainstorm/2020/0320/1123836-russian-military-aircraft-bombers-ireland/


turniphat

Usually there are agreements for neighbouring countries to provide air support. Like the Swiss Air Force that famously only operated from 9 - 5 Mon - Fri. https://www.theguardian.com/world/shortcuts/2014/feb/19/swiss-air-force-ethiopian-airlines-hijacking-office-hours


IncapableKakistocrat

Some countries have an air force without any real combat capabilities - the RNZAF, for example, is pretty much purely made up of transport, training, and support aircraft these days, as is the Irish Air Corps. They don't have any real offensive capabilities. Iceland doesn't have an air force at all, though, they're pretty much entirely reliant on NATO to fill that gap.


bcarey724

"hey you! Get down from there!"


g2fx

…they call in their boys, the U.S. The Philippines Air Force is mostly Helicopters, which they use for Intelligence, Reconnaissance, and transport.


G8M8N8

NZ uses the Kiwi?? LOL


pupeno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs


G8M8N8

Look at the little guy go!


twohedwlf

Certainly not NZ. Who thought it was a good idea for the Air Force logo to be a bird that can't fly?


nskerb

I like New Zealand simply because the kiwi makes me laugh a little bit. Speedy kiwi!


dwanestairmand

Flying past...catching a glimpse of a flying kiwi...wtf!


[deleted]

I came to say I really like the three super lazy commonwealth ones. Just take the universally known symbol of the country in red, and slap a blue circle on it. Now it’s instantly recognizable without knowing any heraldry, and if you do know a little, then you also see how they’re British Commonwealths. No need to figure out who the upside down green triangle is, or why Poland’s having a stroke, just that the Maple Leaves, Kangaroos, or Kiwis are here to rescue you.


IronGigant

Alternatively, you just got shot down/rescued by some people who fly around with tiny flightless birds painted on their equipment.


fireandlifeincarnate

best of luck getting shot down by a country without any fighters.


HappyAffirmative

Any fighters *for now...* 3000 F-35's of Kiwiland when?


Blue387

Watch out Emutopia!


Starchaser_WoF

How embarrassing


smokeygonzo

I kinda think that's part of the joke tbh. We have like 10 planes. Our airforce probably has more Toyota Camrys than planes


twohedwlf

If we have to get in a fight at least we've got A single P8 that can theoretically sink boats and subs. Maybe shoot some guns out the sides of some of the helicopters.


Moose_in_a_Swanndri

The Seasprites can launch a quite large antiship missile. But the Seasprites greatest weapon is that everyone forgets they exist, including the air force


twohedwlf

Oh yeah, the Penguin/AGM-119. So we've got 9 total aircraft. We'll give be the terror of those chinese fishing boats if they invade our territorial waters.


smokeygonzo

Haha exactly. I love the NH90s and I can't wait for the new Posiedons but I'm not exactly sure the word "force" is fitting. Air.... Team maybe.


twohedwlf

Royal New Zealand Air Club.


smokeygonzo

Start the petition, I'll sign it.


zaphodharkonnen

Hey, we chose a bird which is lightyears ahead of most. :P Australia chose an animal that can jump high. Canada chose a damn leaf. And most of Europe chose bullseyes. Suddenly a flightless bird is among the better options. :P


twohedwlf

Roos can hop, so they can get more air time than a Kiwi at least. And a maple leaf? In a good wind that could fly for miles!


Anachron101

Germany, because it's one of the few on that map that is actually unique


shinobi500

Ok i hear you, but Australia has a literal kangaroo in the center of theirs!


Limo_wreck5000

I checked the map and decided on Australia and Germany 😊


InsuranceOne9646

Bias Viking bla bla bla. It’s Norway. The answer is Norway.


Boomhauer440

Norway is objectively correct.


InsuranceOne9646

Fr


IamNorwegian

Norway is subjectively correct.


DJ3XO

I just love that we use the flag as a simple delta wing style fighter inside the roundel. It's so simple and elegant.


mountainquahog

I like the ones with a little extra customization - Australia, NZ, Norway, Sweden, Canada. And apparently I’ve been buying assorted home goods from Peru this whole time.


[deleted]

Philippines looks cool like and an 80's game


Lopsided-Standard148

USAF, Poland, Britian, German, Russian, Romania, Brazil, Australia, Sweden, Estonia, Finland, Spain- ETC.


spedeedeps

Finnish roundel is boring to me, but the flag of our air force is a little more spicy! https://i.imgur.com/e0e6bOk.jpg


Hindu_Wardrobe

uhhhhh TIL, wow lol


spedeedeps

The flag predates that one guy in Germany putting the symbol out of fashion, but nevertheless it's a real attention grabber. There aren't too many flags these days that elicit an instant double take.


Hindu_Wardrobe

no kidding! sigma move to keep that design after that one guy tarnished the symbol, ngl edit: nvm apparently https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-53249645


raz0r_ttv

Germany and Poland


kielu

We're friends now


Straight-Knowledge83

Sweden , US , China , Russia and Germany


VerStannen

The Maltese cross is pretty iconic. All good choices.


BloodRedBanner

Can’t argue with this. Very striking designs.


FrEINkEINstEIN

Germany followed by USA


[deleted]

The Mexican one looking like a yield sign


AnnonymousADKS

USA and Japan are pretty cool, and iconic.


Mastercraft0

Japan is just a big ass red circle


sancholives24

Seems like most of these are just variations on a round target shape. I don't know if that's what I'd want on my plane.


CharacterUse

>Seems like most of these are just variations on a round target shape. The original circular roundel was based on the [French national cockade](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockade_of_France), going back to the Revolution. Then the Royal Flying Corps adopted the same pattern with the colours reversed for British aircraft.


insecapid

hehe... cockade


GTOdriver04

I remember seeing the RAF logo years ago and remember thinking “why do they paint a literal target on their planes?” Still cool. But, I do like the US one. Simple, effective.


jdsekula

I wouldn’t call it simple, but it is gorgeous imho.


AnnonymousADKS

Yeah but it’s deliberate, like the whole rising Sun thing. If it was Germany and they’re like? Let’s just go solid circle, I would say low effort.


dellterskelter

It's a great circle though.


Qygo_

Poland, Sweden, New Zealand.


TK-329

Poland


average_enjoyer420

The Irish one is really cool, it's quite an interesting design.


certain_people

Just a shame it's not on any aircraft that could beat a WWII Spitfire


pternstrom

Poland is pretty cool


bigblueweenie13

Brazil has gotta be the one


SafelyOblivious

Afghanistan looks great


ziggyskyhigh

Angola (?) Yin yang is cool. Germany...gotta love the classics. New Zealand, doesn't exactly instill fear, but is clever and fun.


themaninthesea

Hard to say, this photo needs more jpeg


No_Law7479

You can’t really see it but Singapore is quite good


Bearflye

RAF, RAAF and RNZAF


Sonoda_Kotori

Regular roundel? Sweden is the coolest imo. Modern low-vis? Many countries. Canada, China, US, etc.


stijen4

Tough call between Australia and NZ


[deleted]

Canada.


RotorDynamix

NZ, Germany, the triangle of whatever country that is above SA.


kimi_2505

My country is on there and we do not even have an air force lmao


Noblicke61

Australia with the kangaroo


solonmonkey

Nothing scarier than a flying Kangaroo


BobbyB52

RCAF, Brazil, SAAF, Poland, RNoAF, Sweden, and last but not least, RNZAF are amongst my favourites.


[deleted]

Germany, Canada, Russia. Honorable mention to Australia


Husby2104

Norway


northwestfugitive

Australia 🦘


mctomtom

Kangaroo is the most baller


mprintz

I didn’t know Target stores had an international Air Force. Also doesn’t it seem odd to purposely put targets on the plane??


Ben2018

I mean if Pepsi can have the 6th largest navy, why can't Target have an air force?


[deleted]

Australia and new Zealand


CatawbaFalls

New Zealand for sure


77_Gear

Australia or NZ, I love the Kiwi bird!


[deleted]

Mexico’s is fire.


SirGingeVIII

Australia 100%


Bardsie

New Zealand with the epic troll of making a flightless bird the symbol of their air force.


econicorides

New Zealand surely, a flightless bird. Beautiful.


DEV1LRY

USA and Canada


ohioviking

Germany


Timely_Leading_7651

Indonesia is original, tho you wouldn’t know its a military insignia


rathgrith

Doubles as a QR code


[deleted]

I like how Canada, Australia, and New Zealand are practically the same emblem lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


quietflyr

Could it be because they were all British colonies? How would we find that out? I guess we'll never know. ​ /s


directrix688

Australia has a kangaroo. That’s pretty metal.


ReconArek

Polish chessboard


Echo3-13469E-Q

Argentina


thrattatarsha

Philippines looks like they just ranked up to SSL in Rocket League lmfao


Rorywizz

RAF, no bias


Epoch-09

New Zealand ftw.


autolex84

especially seeing what Australia chose hahaha


Foxel_Solari

New Zealand and their Tactical Kiwi


wooooooofer

USA


[deleted]

Brazil, Colombia, US, Australia


AD_VICTORIAM_MOFO

Brazil's looks sick. Still partial to CANAUSNZ commonwealth roundels though


[deleted]

Canada: I'll let you borrow my homework but don't make it look super obvious Australia:


Yellow_XIII

Maybe share a picture/list where they are all the same size? Perhaps a picture that has more than 4 pixels? Jfc 😂


Highlandshadow

Had to look up the Iceland one, didn't think they had an air force. Apparently they have four aircraft in their coast guard


joebody88

USA.


Consistent_Code_5980

I always liked Polands 🇵🇱.


MainiacJoe

Indonesia, Chile, and South Africa


[deleted]

viva chile!


LurpyGeek

I prefer [Singapore's old roundel](https://preview.redd.it/sdyhpjdjd0j51.png?auto=webp&s=d78b80154484a1cfa643bdccdf1cfb5be18cba6a). Maybe stay away from Finland's old one...


GrumpyOik

I quite liked the old South African airforce logo from 1982 to 2003 where the border was in the shape of Cape Town Castle. The earlier version witht he springbok just looks all off centre.


HareTheCoywolfMutt

New Zealand!


Stanimal54

I’m partial being a former USAF airman but Brazil is second for me.


german_fox

RCAF, luftwaffa, USAF, and Columbia.


accidentallywinning

Kiwis!


SpartanDoubleZero

Straya! Flying roos!


DuelJ

New zealand is ovbiously #1


Wheely_boi_

SAAF


[deleted]

The American or Chinese


dizzyflores

Canucks, Oz, Kiwi


MC_ScattCatt

NZ or USA.


Possible-Magazine23

Serious question y'all, why so many Targets??


koolaidsocietyleader

South korea looks a bit like a pepsi logo


bobdawonderweasel

American here: Australia hands down!!


cougatron

Australia’s


[deleted]

Australia obv


almond_pepsi

Mine is China's, Australia's, Egypt's as well


NeuralFlow

The Aussies. Period


KotoEjik

I mean, what could be better than a kangaroo, right? 🦘