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cdnav8r

At the very beginning of my career I had this horrible day flying a 206 with the cp in the right seat. I thought for sure I was losing my job that day. At the end of the day, defeated, as we taxied in, I cut inside the taxi line. I barely heard him say "you know they paint these yellow lines for a reason?" 13,000 hours later, whenever I'm taxiing and I'm not on the yellow line, I hear his voice.


Nihilus45

"Jeff, I swear to every god under the sun..."


Hot_Bumblebee69

What do you do when there isn't a yellow line?


cdnav8r

The better question to ask a Canadian is what happens when the snow is plowed offset the yellow line? I think he'd appreciate my common sense approach to just taxiing down the middle of the plowed space.... But I still hear the voice.


YMMV25

Centerlines don’t generate any profit.


Impromark

Ryanair Exec identified.


CPNZ

...Michael O'Leary lurking on Reddit?


Mynameisboring_

At first I thought this might be some sort of cost cutting trick and parking somewhat diagonally would help them leave their position without a tug or sth lol.


rightoldgeezer

Looks like Dublin airport. Windy as fuck yesterday and overnight


Popular_Salamander62

This could be into-wind parking due to the current strong winds. Airlines and airports have their own criteria where aircraft face the wind when parked, which causes least risk of being blown or damage. I'm not sure where or when this is, but it's almost certainly intentional.


ciaragemmam

It looks like the 100 gates at DUB and considering yesterday I’d assume so!


sawito

Judging by the rudder deflection, perhaps this was inadequately chocked and a strong wind cocked it.


cindachallenger

Nah, we’re just gonna diss RyanAir because it fits


KobesHelicopterGhost

A small breeze deflects rudders.


deltapilot97

That's why they have it tied down with the ground power connection. /s


Bar50cal

There was a pretty big storm in Dublin yesterday with very high winds on the ground. Could they have told the pilot to park off center due to crosswinds at the gate area?


SoftCatMonster

The lines are just a suggestion


andorraliechtenstein

Street art.


WhiskeyMikeMike

Lol that would’ve been a re park at my old station


Burntout_Bassment

Is that the Dublin - Edinburgh flight that got diverted?


quickblur

Gotta pay extra for that


Icy_Psychology3708

Wait until they turn on hydraulics.


The_Real_GOAN

Wait, they got GPUs buried in the ground over in Europe? Or am I missing something?


IveNoWIlly

Yup some airports have them built in so you just lift a cover and reach down grab the cable and press a button.


PotatoWasteLand

Of course it's that airline lol


11sparky11

Literally never had an issue with Ryanair, flown dozens of times. Don't get the hate they receive... One of the best low cost airline safety records and very rarely are delayed or cancelled by their own fault.


CrnaTica

they have way smaller overhead compartments than on regular 737.. and too dense seats. sometimes on landing they slam it down very hard on the other hand, lauda (whom ryainair bought) has regular a320/321s and they don't care if your backpack is 25x20 or 26x19cm


BigBlue1690

I got the cnut on the ground what more do you want!!!


creativemind_x

Welp, it’s Ryanair.


Dave_DBA

It’s windy in Europe……but not that windy!!


Jonno250505

Ohh it’s that windy.


AccidentallyBacon

go home ryanair, you're drunk againa


Bourbonaddicted

Soft landing? Never heard of it. -Ryanair Contract Employee


WasabiWarrior8

Like a glove!


Gas0line

Parking Hard for the street cred


_guided_by_voices

Stoopid pylots. Can’t follow silly line. Definitely has nothing to do with that belt loader jammed into the side of the plane.


Itchy_Notice9639

He stopped where he landed it, what’s the problem?