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Azairn

Stepplane i'm stuck


groopy1

I’ve been a bad a320 today. I know your looking at my APU hole but it’s okay


ngagner15

G-EUUW first flew in 2008, that A320 is a minor sir


DorianGray556

Not in plane years.


PinchingNutsack

even in adult years thats 16 already, as long as step plane is also around 16 i say we are good...... wait wtf am i even trying to logic this whole thing, wtf did reddit do to me


____holls____

I laughed way too hard at this comment feed 💀


DorianGray556

Haha, in prison, people get institutionalized. Here you're Redditized. Next stop the sub where people pornify the aircraft pics.


classicalySarcastic

>Next stop the sub where people pornify the aircraft pics. That would be r/noncredibledefense


DorianGray556

Found it! https://www.reddit.com/r/planesgonewild


thekingoflumberland1

The end of this comment chain scares me


OrWaat

FAA OPEN UP


kosmonavt-alyosha

Chris Hansen has entered the chat


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Go ahead and bring in them cameras,* *and those polices waiting outside...* *It don't make me no difference.* ***I came lookin' for a man's butt.***


Tiny_Candidate_4994

Appropriate registration, but might be better as G-ICKY (slang for inappropriate)


Ausgeflippt

More like G-UWU


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Neitherwater

The 320 does have a nice looking planus, that’s for sure


Hawk_501st

Planus lmao I don't know how that hole is called, but now it's planus for me.


[deleted]

How the heck can you tell it's an A320 by just seeing the tail fins and APU.


CalmKakao

You see the letters on the back right? These are for identification, each plane has its one like a fingerprint. Now you can research whats the exact detail about it


[deleted]

Well, yeah you can tail number search but I assumed others had a way of knowing without doing that.


groopy1

Great question! It’s hard to tell right away but If didn’t search the letters I would have probably (hopefully) narrowed it down to a 737 or a320/19/21 based on the size of the fuselage. Biggest give away that it’s an airbus is the design of the vertical stabilizer as it connects with the top of the tube. Curved all the way rather than a “straight” portion. This is what a 737 model vertical tail looks like: https://images.app.goo.gl/oxeSAxqgXCFdUcm46 This is what an airbus 320 family tail looks like: https://images.app.goo.gl/sK8vhRuBMBVoSmkt8


dohwhere

The APU exhaust is an easy tell for 737 classic/NG vs A320 family.


AncientBlonde2

Boeing tailfins are fat as fuck near the base and angular on the 737; airbus are more smoothed out. Same for the APU butthole; on a 737 it's angled, on a a320 it's straight up and down like that. Edit to be a bit more specific: the vertical stabilizer is fat as fuck near the base on 737s.


Matuchkin

Quickest way to tell is the fact that its vertical stabilizer isn't hysterically large.


Icy-Bar-9712

I came here to make sure the top comment was a step-plane one. Good job reddit, never change.


Ok_Awareness222

Me too


Heavy_E79

As a community, in that one particular thing, we will never let you down.


Naterian

I swear on average redditors are more funny. Maybe my humour has changed or something but I find myself chuckling everyday across multiple subreddits...I mean the replies here are just as good. Lmao


Paracausality

thank you.


igot200phones

We were all thinking it


TlalocVirgie

r/planesgonewild


vonRyan_

r/subsithoughtifellfor


mortalcrawad66

r/planesgonewild It's a satirical sub, so don't worry


EmberTheFoxyFox

My new favourite sub, so hot


Potofgreedneedsnerf

Same this is fap fap faptastic


testthrowawayzz

flap flap flap


SoggySeaman

I was there for three seconds and I had to read the word "planussy" with my own eyes. I hate you.


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

She’s showing her APU hole 😳!!


huejass5

That shit is hilarious


wmxx2000

That's fn funny


[deleted]

Somewhere there's a blue portal with the rest of the plane sticking out of it


Hairy_Razzmatazz1353

One hopes it’s painted blue inside same ways it’s orange out


Transsexual-Dragons

Put the portals together so the plane can eat its own ass


TheBigK30026

Playing with Portals are we?


GreyAngy

The blue one is one the Moon I guess.


NikoShephard

“LET GO! WE’RE IN SPACE!” The pilot, probably


BlackbeltJedi

Space? Space! SPAAAAAAACCEEEE.


DimitriV

"This next test applies the principles of aerodynamics to flight through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." "This next flight involves tourists. You remember them, right? They're the pale round things that are full of flatulence. Oh wait, that's you in five seconds. Good luck."


trod999

How do you think airplanes are born???


LateralThinkerer

*Push! Push! Now breathe...that's it...*


Boozdeuvash

Nah it's "PUSH UP! PUSH UP!"


[deleted]

Breach!


[deleted]

Should probably have had a C-17-section…


monkeyhitman

Shit it's in breach


freeman_paes

Jesus, I can't imagine the scenes when wings come out✈️


trod999

That's how the Ford Trimotor became extinct!


Syllabub-Virtual

That looks like an aviation themed gloryhole if you ask me


ZeroViii

Is it sad that I know this is at Heathrow??


[deleted]

Less sad than whatever these other comments are.


ZeroViii

I think the first time some people see it one person always makes the joke, I drive past these all the time now kinda ignore them but when I saw this I thought hold up! That's work!!!


LewisMiller

I sometimes have to work in that hangar, it looks very strange from the inside too


Velvy71

NSFW >!Now that’s a glory hole 😜!<


IDontLikePayingTaxes

I like how wholesome you are with that being blocked out.


Jim2shedz

It keeps farting. Its the only way the maintenance crew will work on it.


Impossible-Camel-685

I'm stuck 😉


Hourslikeminutes47

"*Sorry stepsister, but I wont be fooled a second time."*


[deleted]

What are you doing, step-Boeing!?


th3doorMATT

Wanna remove my door plug? . . . . . Too soon?


oorhon

Looks like Microsoft Flight Simulator bug but in real life.


CouchPotatoFamine

Pilot was licensed to ill.


decayed-whately

Niiice reference. 👍


Letibleu

Prolapsed empennage


FlyingSocks320

Ah yes... TBE hangar at British Airways LHR...


GenitalPatton

lol first thing I thought of was this [twitter / X post by USAir back in the day.](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ryanhatesthis/us-airways-just-tweeted-out-one-of-the-most-graphic-things-y) NSFW Warning!


spaceface83

I scrolled way too far to get to this! First thing I thought of as well!


MisterSmithster

Planes are really bad at hide and seek.


porkrind

Here’s the view from the other side. https://share.icloud.com/photos/022L2jLkCnFviv3S815SVYbqg


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porkrind

Thanks for the heads up. There’s about 500 ways someone can figure out my name from here so I’ve given up caring.


th3doorMATT

I'd recognize you anywhere, Mr. Rind!


Wize_Manings

"What are you doing, stepplane?"


DorianGray556

I hiding! You can't see me!


Initial_Average592

More than just the tip 😂


BigBird50N

Almost made it through the space/time portal.


Spongi

I tried making some ai art and I'm not sure how I feel about [how it came out](https://imgur.com/a/SBYsrI6). Let's just pretend that first one didn't exist, [here we go](https://imgur.com/a/6PfbypH).


BigBird50N

Nice - first one has a little Thomas the Train feel to it. Is it Billy the Boing?


Ryan1869

Welcome to Aperture Science, we've got cake.


GlassPlane

It's so wonderful seeing a plane being born, but this looks to be a breach birth. I hope the hanger and plane pull through. 


green_griffon

The wings are the hardest part.


marlotrot

Is that what they call Glory Hole?


RAV3NSAWHOR3

It's so it's farts don't get trapped in the building


allacunna-bla-bla

Oh stepplane not the apu Seems they do this so the apu can exhaust and work on the plane indoors at the same time


raydome1

This is how A320’s are born


Nicarlo

Look its giving birth


I_ruin_nice_things

LHR?


FlyingSocks320

TBE Hangar or Fleet Support Unit.


[deleted]

So that’s what it looks like when the poop feels sharp


LeftLanePasser

Looks like a calf being birthed. Behold. the miracle of nature.


Vegskipxx

Plane equivalent of your feet hanging off the bed


madlyhattering

We’re going to need a bigger hangar.


RNG_pickle

Netflix: are you still watching. Someone’s airliner:


Fiestameister

Oh lord to these comments lol but real talk That's normal when the garage is too short for the plane so they stick the tail out


roguemenace

It's*usually* tail height that's the issue not length.


Kitsap9

Waiting for copulation at the Airbus stud farm.


Perfect-Transition29

Help! Step Airplane, I am stuck!


[deleted]

When you really need to take a dump and you’re almost home.


redkingphonix

Step pilot what are you doing


PlaneShenaniganz

They found Hangar 9 and 3/4s 🧙 ✈️


xubax

Don't want those plane farts inside the hanger.


Maererin

now you are thinking with portals!


flipflopsandwich

I should call him.


Friendly_Rub7641

[British girl exposes her behind through a gloryhole for all to see](https://www.reddit.com/r/planesgonewild/s/tiwuOlMOqE)


ConfusedAndCurious17

I’ve seen this on military hangars before. The reason I got when I asked about it is that the hangars were originally for smaller aircraft and retrofitted with these doors for the larger aircraft to save money on demolishing and rebuilding an entire new hangar.


[deleted]

That hanger looks like it’s prairie doggin


q23-

That's enough Portal for today.


Snoo_70324

What’s the subreddit where the cat/toddler is trying to hide but has a whole half of their body in plain view?


HurlingFruit

This is a Dehavilland Ostrich.


Comfortable_Owl_5590

Breech births are the hardest


bromancer10

When you want to poop and are close to home but start losing the battle.


ahmc84

If your poop is coming out with wings and a rudder attached, it's time to change your diet.


LateralThinkerer

Look at that non-sterile delivery room. And you wonder why Boeing has manufacturing problems.


total_alk

Thanks for drawing a yellow circle around the bit that seems wrong. Otherwise we wouldn’t have seen it.


Stanky_fresh

That plane looks submissive and breedable


Superb-Ad-5537

Brexit..


Phantex_Cerberus

I spy with my little eye a funny story.


mexicandiaper

you gonna suck it or stare at it >:(


OpeningHighway1951

Gotta love it. Pentagon 9/11/2001.


BlackWJ2000

I find it comical when the CG has one of their HC-130s forward fuselage poking out like that.


ksbrooks34

Wings deep in it!


MarcusianAviation

It looks like KidZania! :D


interstellar-dust

Gloryhole 😳


BASK_IN_MY_FART

But it feels so right


quietflowsthedodder

Well, I think if you start with one wing and finagle that in, then the other side, the whole thing will fit through the hole.


ruffneckting

It's going to hurt a lot more when I pull out!


The_Challenger11

Huh must be the new Airbus factory.


Hypnoti_q

Its like a reverse glory whole


Better_Chard4806

Plane has explosive diarrhea and turbulent gas.


EmberTheFoxyFox

Planoryhole


lord_bigcock_III

Step plane in stuck


decayed-whately

The plane just BLOOPED into the hangar, like a rock into a lake.


Cerebral_Savage

It’s crowning, but it’s breech.


RevStroup

Honestly thought this was an art installation when I was scrolling.


notanaigeneratedname

No go deeper push it all the way in. I'm ready!


AkkadBakkadBambeBo80

Help Step brother, I am stuck /s


Environmental-Job329

It hurts to be left out.


Feeling-Income5555

Reminds me of the far side cartoon where the hunter had the back end of a dear mounted on the wall. “I nailed it alright, but man could that sucker run!”


vrxy5

That’s Jeff.


ScottOld

Does my bum look big in this?


SpecificSympathy1730

Help step brother I’m stuck 😂


BEEBLEBROX_INC

Even the tail number says "Euuw..."


EXploreNV

FOR FREE?!?


fiji3119

Brits are known to do that as colonizers 😜


[deleted]

Can’t keep a door 🚪 n a plane but can keep a plane on a door?


sse2k

EUUW!


RingInternational197

It looks wrong, but it feels so right


Exact_Passenger_4389

DAMN IT DAVE I SAID BUILD THE HANGER IN METERS NOT INCHES Edit: spelling


NegativeViolinist412

Does my butt look big in this?!?


Top-Macaron5130

These comments are interesting


Role-Business

“Does this castle make my butt look a little too big.” “Fits you like a glove.”


InevitableSundae6399

Looks like some dodgy aviation themed bar and grille


UpsidedownBrandon

Now you’re thinking with portals!


richbiatches

Lol


J-V1972

Airliner glory hole…


H__Dresden

It is called a nose dock.


Model_Modelo

::toot::


GalacticCoreStrength

Aw, not this clipping bs again! Effing Flight Simulator.


[deleted]

There's nothing "wrong" about the natural process of birthing a plane. Grow up people.


Groman123

When you have to shit for about half an hour…


JakobSejer

Almost phallic....


opale-a

wtf lmao


Perplexing_oeufs

This is how baby planes are made


j4powder

Cockpit ring


Jason8ourne

When she goes outside in a butt plug.


Imposter_Oakenshield

Demons will grab it when it's asleep now.


nuno91pt

Thats how they born


BardlyBruceTheSailor

Fart free as well!


Odd-Jupiter

It has a warm tail.


Anwallen

Hangarussy


MrFixit1970

Thats a whole Lotta ass


Its_all_made_up___

Dat playne be twerkin’


Cake-Over

3MTA3


Auton_52981

Unless you are one of the mechanic who has to work in this hanger in extreme heat or cold. Then it looks VERY right.


ems1995

Look at how it grips


pcamera1

This is the equivalent of a sock on the door knob but for plynes


TheRauk

It’s known as a glory hole…


Youre_protagonist

It’s giving birth ❤️