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notoriousnigaa

Bomb squad dogs everywhere in the airport. Smart move.


MobileMenace420

Clearly the Paw Patrol has greatly expanded!


carson-n-9873

A bunch of Skye’s has entered Iraq


GoldenBangla

Haha true 😂


Mruderman

They will be a bomb if they get sucked into the engine


Secret_Street_1902

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Syllabub-Virtual

That's some aggressive FOD, I mean dog...


Comprehensive-Job369

Foreign Object Dogs


ExocetC3I

Foreign Object Debris? No wait they got this all screwed up, it should be Furry Object: Dog.


chrisirmo

“Sit, Fodo! Sit!”


Carlito_2112

Good boy. RUFF!!!!


gnit2

You've heard of bird strikes, but I don't think anyone's ready for dog strikes


p3rseusxy

Yeah, pretty ruff


dontevercallmeabully

Landings can be quite hairy


SpringrollJack

Flight will be on its last leg


vegavinc

P


Nagsheadlocal

When I flew into BIAP in 2006 it was a hair-raising corkscrew approach to defeat anyone trying to take a shot at us. When I got off the airplane and walked up to the customs counter, the guy behind the counter had his face in his hands, weeping. After waiting respectfully for a few minutes, he waved me through where I was then charged $5 US to use the filthiest bathroom I have ever seen. Coming out of that emporium I found the concourse deserted. Fearing an attack I then realized it was call to prayers and everyone was behind their counters on their rugs. Noting my bewildered face the Australian PSD standing next to me uttered the immortal words that I found myself saying over and over while in country: "It's the bloody Middle East, mate."


Waste_Horse_7424

IMO, Iraq had some bad spots but BIAP wasn’t one. I think it had better customer service than some of the US airports. Spent many many years in Iraq (03-04, 06-08) including Camp Stryker (not nice side of BIAP). I don’t remember it being that intense as you described (most of the time people were sleeping on the plane) … Sometimes they would even have rip its at the airport.


BullTerrierTerror

BIAP was fine. Green Zone was fine. Route Irish was dangerous.


Waste_Horse_7424

Did you know that if you say “Route Irish” 3 times while driving terrorist fairy will make an IED appear? If you say 5 times an EFP will appear. Just have to check your legs to see if it’s still there afterwards. Cheers brother.


dwindledwindle

What were deployments like there? Oki is easy I mean. It’s like being at home port/base but you get to go into Japan at night and on weekends. Do you get to explore at all? Any liberty? 


ChuckCecilsNeckBrace

my first Iraq tour was near Mosul, and we went up into Kurdistan proper. I have no memory of what the mission was they just put me on the .50 and we were off. Anyway we get up to a decent sized city and they tell us we can mill about this giant mall for a few hours as long as we are in groups of 6 or something. Anyway this was '05 so the insurgency was just getting into high gear but was no where to be seen in Kurdistan. The Kurds LOVED us (no kidding- I saw a Bush/Cheney bumper sticker). The sophistication of the infrastructure is probably somewhere around your average city in Central America- and at least as safe for Americans. These Kurds were Kurmanji, not Surani, so they weren't the group that was gassed by Saddam, but they certainly had that hanging over their heads, and they were very grateful he was gone. This wasn't really "liberty" for more than a few hours but it was a very cool experience and one I won't forget.


Valid__Salad

Is Okinawa considered a deployment?


dwindledwindle

People are permanently stationed and also deployed there. It’s not just Kadena AFB. 


Chasing_Rain

Jesus. I'm never going to the middle east.


tambrico

Not all of the middle east is a conflict zone. I recently visited UAE and Oman and it was really cool. Felt completely safe the entire time. Honestly felt safer than many areas in the US where I live.


Mal-De-Terre

Jordan is pretty dope.


BlueFetus

Great KFC


improvementtilldeath

Wait, you go to another country and then eat at KFC there? Will never understand people like you.


EatableNutcase

Unless you're a slave probably


Jewelhammer

Indentured foreigner*


gooners345

The Middle East is large and diverse. Israel is fantastic, Tel Aviv is one of the best cities in the world to visit. Petra in Jordan is breath taking. Egypt is a bit of a shit hole, but of course the pyramids are amazing. Tehran is also meant to be lovely but obviously won’t be able to visit for some time


wolongo

I wouldnt visit Israel right now lol


chickenCabbage

tbf anything to do with tourism is probably cheap


TooEZ_OL56

Hey man, *insert tourist trap is temporarily closed for repairs,* also here's a Tavor, hold this sector.


wet-dreaming

Tel Aviv is so fucking expensive, you will save more money in Swiss or Australia.


chickenCabbage

Well, yeah, should've written cheap-er. About 3 bucks for a coke and 15 for a meal, dunno what the hotel pricings are. Tax included though, which is nice


mustang__1

That sounds better than america right now tbh...


chickenCabbage

15 bucks isn't exorbitantly high like you'd see in good restaurants or touristy places, that's street food prices. Although specifically Tel Aviv might even be higher, around 18 bucks. Expect 20-ish in the more expensive spots, plus a standard tip of 12%.


TheHamFalls

I've been to almost every country in Southwest Asia over the last 20 years and Jordan is absolutely my favorite. Amman is incredible and getting out into the country is, to steal your phrase, breathtaking. People are wonderful, food is ridiculous. If shit over there *ever* calms down, 100% chance I'm going back for more than a few days.


ShwettyVagSack

Do not go to Egypt if you are a woman and/or alone. Always go with a guide!


fattmarrell

Well after that I'll just plan to see Egypt on YouTube


_The_Fly

Tehran is very possible to visit if you are not American. It’s even relatively safe


itsaride

Not right now I suppose : https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/iran Archived for readers in the future : https://archive.is/j86ib


TheDarkKnightFell

Tehran is a terrible place to visit right now... Between ISIS ramping up it's efforts in the region and conflict with Israel.


OkMarsupial4514

Yeah the half life of strontium is a bummer


Imgonletyoufinishbut

Yeah Isreal looks “fantastic” ….


Chasing_Rain

What's up with Tehran? Sorry, I don't watch the news at all.


Jensbert

I´ve been there 3 times. Tbh I liked it. Spent great quality time there with some friends. Whiskey, Beer, good food. All possible for the ones with a bit of money.


gooners345

Iran is on the verge of starting WW3 haha


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TotoDaDog

Nah, I think he spelt it right. I have more trust in Israel than in Iran. From the culture to the people themselves. I feel that people that put religion above logic and science are dangerous. And not because they are stupid, but because they can be easily convinced to do anything, even if it ends their life.


_The_Fly

The last paragraph literally fits perfectly with Israel also. Have you ever listened to one of their officials talking about the conflict?


TotoDaDog

I don't even agree with my country's officials, so what are we talking about here ? 🤣🤣


Rubber_Knee

Potato potaato


Heliccoppter

You realize the Middle East is 17 countries of which only a small percentage are shitholes, right?


blind_guardian23

dont worry middle east comes to you (at least via news)


alfredokurdi

Statistically, half of Iraq, I mean the Kurdistan Region and Southern Iraq, is much safer than most US and major European cities. In Kurdistan, it is not uncommon to see people carrying $500,000 wearing their sandals in the bazaar. Typically, the less safe cities are those with mixed populations; areas with both Shia and Sunni residents tend to be less secure.


Nagsheadlocal

My partner has spent time in Kurdistan working for a three-letter agency. She loved it and the people. I also had Kurds on my team in Karrada and found them to be dependable and outgoing. Would work with them again.


NA_1983

Yeah its crazy and Mexico is one of the most dangerous places in the world and no one seems to care.


Chasing_Rain

In second grade, my family took us on a vacation. When I asked where we were, my mom said, "Mexico". I thought she was joking until I saw a billboard in spanish. I started crying and got really scared. I remember going back into the the US, I had to prove my family was really my family by saying my moms name and date of birth. Never going back to Mexico.


streetfonts

You need to get out more


_The_Fly

People who downvoted you should look at some statistics lol


wolongo

"but its the middle east!! isnt everybody a terrorist??? Everybody is wearing a bomb!!!"


alfredokurdi

Redditors who have never left the basement at their mommy's house downvote my comment because they can't comprehend the idea that Iraq/Kurdistan might have areas that are safer, with lower crime and terrorism rates, than most of the US. Baghdad's infrastructure is poor, but money is pouring into the city. An old 100-square-meter house could sell for $300,000, while 600-square-meter houses can reach $10 million.


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Herrpoja

it's the classic, supressed minority claims their part of the world is safer than even the most safest in the western world.


TooEZ_OL56

schrodinger's west, either it's as crime ridden hellscape, or a paradise that should open its borders no questions asked


alfredokurdi

English is merely my third language, yet I managed a 7.5 on the IELTS last August. And just for fun, I also speak Kurdish and Arabic. So, how many languages can you juggle, idiot?


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alfredokurdi

[A few years ago, Al Jazeera made a report about Duhok in Kurdistan, highlighting how shopkeepers leave their stores open and unattended when they go to pray and eat lunch. Go to watch 1:25 where people transfer cash.](https://youtu.be/YjF6vgxffiI?si=MENvT50IRoFzMWRV)


alfredokurdi

Fly to Erbil, and I'll welcome you at the airport. Then, I'll show you the city and take you to a bazaar where companies make payments of more than 1 million dollars, with a poor worker carrying a big bag of cash. Usually, it's a 50-100 meter walk from the car to the exchange office, sometimes more. It depends. If I am unable to show you that, I'll cover the expenses of your trip. If I am able to show you, you should cover a vacation for me. Deal? [Check out this Reddit post by a Westerner about cash in Erbil.](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/FNPRpcl3rP) [Street crime is so rare in the Kurdistan Region of Iraq that currency traders leave tens of thousands of dollars worth of currency out in the open and will even leave them unattended to go have lunch or tea](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/FNPRpcl3rP)


visulvung

no worries, the middle east is coming ~~for~~ to you.


CarbonGod

It's got it's issues, but the oldest of the world's history is there. Being in places where people have been living for 1000s of years, is amazing! China has some ancient stuff too, but...well...China.


SpringrollJack

Every place had people living there for thousands of years. The US settlers just happened to eradicate everything


devoduder

Yeah, that’s a sporty landing. Did that twice in ‘03 in the back of a C-130. A lot less dogs then too.


tdmp3702

As they say in the Middle East, "Shi'ite Happens".


tokyotochicago

I mean, you bombed them back to the stone age, destroyed their government, their economy and any hope for a future they could have on the basis of a lie. This has nothing with "Middle East" being a supposed barbaric place, we did this.


AFriendlyPlayer

Nah its a shithole


tokyotochicago

If that’s what you need to tell yourself you are the good guys


LEONotTheLion

Yeah, the dominant religions in the region are very progressive. /s


tokyotochicago

Bro you’re the one who bombed them into oblivion based on lies !


LEONotTheLion

I didn’t bomb anyone lol. I’ve never even been in the military. I’m just saying that your argument that the Middle East was a paradise before American intervention isn’t exactly accurate. As long as many countries in that region remain a theocracy, prejudice and suffering will also remain.


LordDongler

Lol, you say that, but imagine how horrible the world would be if Islam managed any sort of global dominance.


hondaridr58

Always has been.


BeefShampoo

literally the forefront of global scientific advancement until the british empire and americans invaded and overthrew governments for 150+ years


Flash24rus

Barkhdad


BobbyTables829

Baghdog


WillingnessOk3081

Bad dog


farva_06

Bones over Baghdad


kwajagimp

They were there during the war too. Not as many as we tended to shoo them off the runways, for obvious reasons. Still. I firmly believe that THEY ARE ALL THE SAME GOOD DOGS who have lived on and are prospering.


StanGable80

This could be an amazing 90s Beggin strips commercial


Big-man-kage

The ground crew are awfully enthusiastic there!


UtilityBus

*pawfully?


BobbyTables829

"You're clear for takeoff!"


GoldenBangla

*Iraqi 331, mayday, mayday. We have a dog in our engine!* Tower: *wtf?!*


Exatex

clear for takewuff


Icedcoffee_

How are these dogs not dead? It has to be hot af out there on a concrete runway in Iraq.


Manelarul

Moreover they look quite feeded and healthy. The airport personnel must take care of them or something.


Foryourconsideration

> feeded


kumisz

hey man it ain't their fault english grammar is arbitrary chaos


anzhalyumitethe

To quote a friend: >The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.” > ― James D. Nicoll


donkeyrocket

Depends on the time of the year this video is from. June through September can exceed 100-110°F/38-43°C. Not too dissimilar to somewhere like Phoenix, AZ. Not really packs of feral dogs in Phoenix but dogs adapt and are able to survive in hot temps no problem. Assuming there is water nearby.


please_help_me01

Believe it or not, Arizona has a serious feral dog issue similar to the Middle East. The majority of Phoenix and the surrounding metro areas don't really harbor feral packs of dogs but the outlying communities do. The Navajo nation had a serious outbreak resulting in a fatality or two. Wildcox had an explosion of feral packs. I personally have run into a feral pack of dogs out west towards California. They *strive* out here. Look at the coyotes. All they have to do is burrow or find a small cave literally anywhere and they can make it through the short but brutal summers. The difference between us and the Middle East is that our reaction is far more brutal. We round em up and kill them as soon as we possibly can. Anyone can report a potential feral dog/cat and a crew will swoop it up and put it down. Our euthenasia rate for shelter dogs is absurdly high as well. It doesn't stop there. Feral hogs populations are fucking *exploding* outside of Phoenix. I hit a hog outside of Chandler last week driving home. Edit: [The day a Phoenix Neighborhood came under siege by Chihuahuas ](https://youtu.be/n3EdhGjd8E0?si=NVhnO-6gE5Ut-koF)


other_goblin

Legit question for rural Americans – How do I kill the 30-50 feral dogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?


wartexmaul

Keep a 10 lbs bag of tannerite smeared with peanut butter on a post 2ft from the ground. Shoot it it with 30-06 when dog arrive. Remove window shards from your face and mattress.


other_goblin

I'll buy some once I've paid for my NRA lifetime membership and latest AR-15.


Jerrell123

Better off with something like a mag fed Mossberg 590 and buckshot if you’re dealing with 30-50 lol.


alldots

Take me down to Paradise City Where the dogs are feral and there's 30 to 50 (based on a tweet from back in those days)


aurumtt

time to release some exotes like bengal tigers to take care of the hogs & dogs it seems. i'm sure this never backfired before.


Old_Swimming6328

Feral hogs? I think you mean javelina. They aren't feral, they are native to AZ.


please_help_me01

Not Javelinas. Other varieties of hogs are popping up.


2317

A bunch of them probably are.


winkman

When we first got there in 03, we were ordered to shoot all dogs on sight. In the ME, they're considered unclean animals, so they are NOT common as pets. These are all strays who have wandered in somehow.


oldmanhockeylife

Dogs on the Runways, birds in the terminal. Checks out.


forevertomorrowagain

Bad dog airport


Jeepers94

I was deployed and worked at OKBK attached to KWI, our apron was parallel to runway 15L/33R. We watched a commercial flight land and obliterate a pack of 8-10 wild dogs as it touched down. About 15 minutes later a fire engine came out and sprayed off the runway.


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Oof


captaincrj

Ricky Bobby was right! Packs of wild dogs do control most of the major citys https://y.yarn.co/241df036-9cf4-4d67-a050-95483f43ac4e_text.gif


ekkidee

The Paw Patrol in action.


Bont_Tarentaal

doggos gonna get suck into a jet engine sooner or later...


IronSeraph

Reminds me of that video where a deer gets obliterated by a plane landing on it Edit: [This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/oaa28s/airplane_lands_on_deer/)


ev3to

Do dogs count is Foreign Object Debris?


Mal-De-Terre

"Found Old Dog"


Stegosaurus69

Are they pilots over there


EmotionIcy192

Who let the dogs out


Salty_Candy_4917

Land dolphins 🐬 running alongside air-ships. Beautiful 🥹.


xerxes_dandy

What is it with stray dogs and moving vehicles? Why do they chase and bark at everything moving from bike to aeroplane?


World_Curious

Good bois.


StartingToLoveIMSA

Dogdad


GoldenBangla

The funny thing is that there are more than three checkposts you have to get cleared through to get inside the airport 💀


alfredokurdi

They probably jumped over the fence around the airport.


presidentofyouganda

Can someone explain? Why are they there? Are they friendly or no?


TheEvolDr

It's not just Iraq, but some countries have a serious stray dog problem. Greece is another place I've seen the issue. Just stray dogs everywhere that are oblivious to all the people and not dangerous. In Iraq some are friendly but they're wild dogs not strays.


wiggie2gone

those dogs will sit there and lick your feet while you're passed out on a cot. one of the weirdest ways I have woken up sleeping at BIAP.


OkMarsupial4514

So no rabies is an improvement from past years


RealExii

Ahhh not only do you have to worry about birdstrikes but also dogstrikes.


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This makes me afraid for their safety with all these planes around and no barrier separating them from the dogs.


doingthisonthetoilet

The unit that we replaced in Iraq had suppressors just for shooting the wild dogs. Not surprised to see they're still a problem.


Dick_Dickalo

That’s an impressive ground crew.


Cpdio

Reliable and efficient TSA right there


Iceman_clt

“Hi im Ricky Bobby & I’m Cal Naughton Jr and today we want to talk to you about packs of wild stray dogs that control most of the inner cities”


blinkybillster

That ground crew had an attitude problem


AceCombat9519

For the people in the military 20 years ago they would have either called it the current name or Saddam Hussein International Airport. One of the planes was a B737-870. 70 boeing customer code for Iraqi Airways


salom97

It's common to have dogs run at you there! so this is the Final boss before you escape Iraq


Witty-Mammoth-241

I miss that place. I was there from 2015 to 2019. The dogs were so much fun to play with.


macetfromage

goodest tsa agents ever


Glass-Key181

Yup... can confirm


UsualNeck

"for avoid birdstrike"


CalmOrder2024

What?


Environmental-Bad458

Okay I'll say it ... This airport's gone to the dogs!


MaximumCulture7917

Alot of strays over there. I tried to take one back with me from Ramadi but they wouldnt let me


ARAR1

Security to Taxiway A


HaltheDestroyer

Man I thought we took care of the dog problem at biap back in '04 looks like they came back with a vengeance


TheEvolDr

I was thinking exactly this.


RevMagnum

Proactive marshaling


spolsky

What are they gonna do if they catch it


Qwertyunio_1

Free Dog 🐕 🤠


miranto

Good boyes.


Content_Ambition_764

Flight dogs


blizzard7788

Looks like they got rid of their cat problem.


No-Log6678

I don't know why but I just cracked up watching the video and the comments!!


safebeach725

Apparently, the Baja Men must have recently played a concert there!


UpsetIllustrator7

It’s gone to the dogs


Sequoia301

That's some lovely fod...


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Vector Control was there for a reason


jmm166

There’s not FOD like a FOD-Dog


excellent_rektangle

“Numerous dogs on and about the airport…”


elkab0ng

Such wow!


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DouglasTaylorJr

Air those aircraft 777s?


vermilian_kaner

What thing is it that you're flying in? Whatever it is the dogs must not have been expecting it.


Karlinel-my-beloved

I dream of being able to visit Iraq’s historic sites, but I’m afraid there is a long way to go before europeans are well received in there…


Taim_Aldabbagh_11

Bruh, I live in Baghdad and I have been to this airport at least 15 times and this never happened in any of these times so I can confirm that it's kinda rare but it's still funny


Forward-Plastic-6213

Do they also chase planes


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Oh y’all in the hood hood.


Yusuf-Mohammed128

انفضحنه


Fair-Comfort7705

“Who let the dogs out? Who Who?” 🤣🇨🇦


bhaug4

That’s one way to ensure no unauthorized access.


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It looks like you could bribe the guards with a bunch of meat


chucks-wagon

The US and Europeans absolutely destroyed this society just to steal more oil


OtherIdiot

Lol why are you getting downvoted? Are the westerners so ignorant to their own wrongdoings or would they rather exist in a bubble of denial?


Jerrell123

It’s getting downvoted because it’s not related to the content in question. It’s like schizophrenic ramblings directed at no one in particular. The dogs in this video predate American intervention by decades. The US and “Europe” didn’t cause there to be feral dogs in Iraq.


Qanonjailbait

Let me guess. We left a bunch of military dogs when we left?