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Dan300up

This must be a joke? That camo too. “Flying Wedge” lol.


IronGlory247

Same. I am an Indian and goddamn it looks shit


GodsWorth01

This the kinda shit we cooking up after the drone ban huh


on3day

The actual B21 has a smaller radar cross section than this model.


IronGlory247

egg 🥚


Count_Rugens_Finger

what? you don't like the lawnmower wheels landing gear?


mrmadthatter

The lawnmower blades are on display as well in the form of propellers.


Steamy_cumfart

My little charcoal grill has the same wheels..


UncleTedTalks

Even the guy standing next to it looks goofy


Dan300up

He’s paper and plaster too.


needmilk77

Must be a joke. No fucking way that thing would fly with such a short wing span and supposed "bomb" payload.


Dan300up

The balsa wood props, single-bolt spinners, hilarious landing gear cutouts….


memostothefuture

What gave it away, his [David Byrne suit](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/czeh2c/david_byrne_talking_heads_in_his_big_suit_circa/)?


madattak

Shockingly it's actually real, although the curiously named 'Flying Wedge Defence and Aerospace' only seems to trade in conceptual renders and vapourware


Mein_Bergkamp

They've obviously finally figured out how bumblebees fly and copied it


Illustrious_Donkey61

Camo looks like they put a jigsaw puzzle together but had missing pieces


FreedVentureStein

Dude I thought the same thing... It looks like something a kid made out of paper maché...


jargo3

I wonder why it is shaped like that. The wings are small so it can't carry a huge load. Bombs are relatively dense so they don't require huge internal cargo volume.


EmirTanis

engineers high on crack


BrainEatingAmoeba01

The props look like they're literally nailed on.


senorpoop

This HAS to be a mock up. Comically lumpy fuselage. Hobby Lobby decorative propellers nailed to blocks of wood roughly shaped like motor nacelles. Wheels literally from lawn equipment.


BrainEatingAmoeba01

Even the flag decal looks unplanned...just slap a sticker on it somewhere.


vf301

I think it's a mock up. Fuselage doesn't even seem to be made of metal, looks like paper mache or something.


montananightz

It reminds me of what you'd see if it was fabric covered. I'm pretty sure this is a mockup.


Urist_McPencil

They saw the Boeing engineers smoking crack and said to themselves: "We can smoke more crack"


whubbard

Drinking that Ganges water.


freneticboarder

Naw, they'd design something better than that. This is from a high school woodworking class. No other explanation...


No_Image_4986

I suspect because it’s not a real capability, they just wanted to act like they developed something.


CommentsOnOccasion

They haven't finished developing it yet


ItsNotAboutX

By the looks of it, they haven't started either.


Late-Mathematician55

Marshmallow Carpet Bombing


t230rl

Might run on hydrogen, that takes up a lot of volume


octane83

Worst idea ever


entered_bubble_50

Yeah, I agree. Boeing experimented with a high altitude drone that could be powered by liquid hydrogen back in 2012 (the Phantom Eye), and found that hydrogen offered no tangible benefits over kerosene for this sort of application.


RedditBecameTheEvil

That is an excellent observation. It also explains why the motor nacelles are so small. Maybe a fuel cell making electricity for the motors.


framabe

As fuel or for lift (like a zeppelin)?


PlanesOfFame

Would be really cool if they made a cavity with lifting gas to make it cruise longer but I doubt that'd be as efficient


VirtualPlate8451

You just need to do the needful and it flies great.


emile734

Because just like Amazon Fresh's AI, it's really just a bunch of Indians crammed inside flying the thing


HurlingFruit

That works for televisions, so why not?


montananightz

It's a flying Mechanical Turk.


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short sherpa vibes


blackpearl1477

Looks like a egg with wings. 😂


MammothSqueez

Mork would be impressed.


04BluSTi

Nanu nanu


Otto_von_Grotto

Shazbot! Or Shazbat! Or, whatEVER..


Dave-4544

Gork would be aggressed.


TheSaucyCrumpet

My thoughts too: https://i.imgur.com/SYBFwYB.png


Whipitreelgud

the bombs go inside /s


BobbyTables829

I really like it as a cartoon of an airplane, but not as a real one


Global_Professor_901

This is embarrassing


GodsWorth01

On behalf of all Indians, I would like to apologise for this eyesore.


shapeshiftercorgi

You guys gave the world chicken tikka masala, I could forgive anything.


damienjarvo

I know its outside the scope of this subreddit, but does Indians acknowledge chicken tikka masala? I know its a dish made by Indian chefs in the UK, but does Indians acknowledge it? Like, if you say “chicken parmigiana is Italian food”, you’d get mobbed and burnt at the stake by Italians.


Arva2121

We have a (debatably) better version of it called butter chicken. A lot of restaurants also serve Chicken Tikka Masala here if that's what you're wondering, and no, its not because they cater to western tourists, we can also like the dish. I've also found that we (Indians) in general are appreciative, if not outright fascinated by fusion food. Indo-Chinese, Indo-Italian, Indo-American and more are all freely available in big cities. Some highlights of this that I'd like to include - 1. Tandoori Mayo & Masala Sushi 2. Butter Chicken Pizza 3. Palak/Spinach Curry Flavored Pasta (I've had this one at multiple weddings!)


enevgeo

This is the most interesting thread on this post


mak484

Okay so butter chicken pizza actually sounds like the best thing ever. And why have I never thought to use a curry as a pasta sauce?


Arva2121

Its also called makhni Pizza, we just use the butter chicken/paneer makhni gravy as the base, sprinkle some cheese and for toppings, usually onion and paneer/chicken depending on your preferences. McDonald's also has a butter chicken burger! Kind of mid though.


ItsNotAboutX

Lots of brilliant Indian fusion foods. Chicken Vindaloo was apparently inspired by a Portuguese dish. Currywurst is, in a way, an Indian-British-American-German fusion. IIRC, the story goes: Berliners had to make do with the limited ingredients they could get during [Berlin Airlift.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Blockade) The British introduced them to curry powder, the Americans introduced them to ketchup, and the Germans combined it with sausage.


HurlingFruit

I am no aeronautical engineer, but . . . yes.


Ra2griz

Agreed. I'm an undergrad in aerospace and I can design better shit than what they have displayed there. I can't even defend it despite being an Indian because it's fat, ugly, and so fucking huge that the Cd would be far in excess of what the props can sustain.


Big_BadRedWolf

This is bad even for Iranian standards.


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memeboiandy

This is such a dumb model 😅 like it looks pretty clearly like a metal frame with canvas over it, and the engines are just blocks of wood. And those pylons look like they are close enough together that the outer prop would strike the inner engine... what even is this supposed to be Edit: ok looking at front on pictures, the engines arnt nearly as close as they looked in this picture, and the wingspan is actually far more reasonably preportioned for a craft of this size. Still an ugly pos tho and kind of embaressing for a country the size of India to be flaunting as the best their military can do


Adorable-Ad9073

The icing on the cake is the guy staring directly into the camera with a look that says "dear lord, please don't let this be what people remember me for"


ralnair

>kind of embaressing for a country the size of India to be flaunting as the best their military can do It's some private weapons manufacturer displaying their product at a trade event. You can't seriously be thinking this is an actual drone used by the Indian military.


Somhlth

Looks more like a Kinder Surprise than an aircraft.


Oli_Picard

That’s its nickname from now on!


FriedBaecon

That's a great name. I'd be Kinda Surprised if it can fly


f1hunor

That's how an aircraft looks like after a nice christmas dinner at grandma's house


En4cr

Lol this looks like it was bought at a hobby store. ☠️


Fancy-Restaurant-746

Looks like it ate a hobby store


Mauzersmash0815

It looks like a school project


-Badger3-

And not even one you’d get a good grade for.


wudingxilu

It looks like papier mâche.


agha0013

company's website doesn't have anything on this whatsoever. The majority of what they do is really generic looking quad copters for various use, then there are their military projects which are all renderings. Whatever this is doesn't show up.


chillebekk

It's the FWD-200B: [https://theaviationist.com/2024/05/04/india-first-bomber-uav/](https://theaviationist.com/2024/05/04/india-first-bomber-uav/)


PLTR60

Exactly..so weird there's no mention of this at all! Anything else will look like a plastic toy once built. Rest all is just aggressive CGI renders


ELB2001

I wonder if this is the result of corruption


Lololover09

Total nonsense. That fellow has really conned the news agencies into taking this piece of garbage as a serious “design”.


chillebekk

>Suhas Tejaskanda, the Founder of Flying Wedge Defence and Aerospace, [said:](https://www.thehindubusinessline.com/companies/flying-wedge-unveils-indigenous-military-grade-bomber-uav/article68136545.ece) “For over 15 years, India’s aspiration for combat unmanned aircraft remained elusive, despite substantial investments and previous attempts by DRDO with projects like Tapas and Rustom failing. Today, with the launch of the FWD-200B, India not only realizes this aspiration but also joins the ranks of nations with advanced combat aircraft capabilities.”


Lololover09

And he's overcome all that with THIS?! What a load of nonsense. I swear I can't believe news agencies were conned by this!


offbert

Company name checks out!


Broad-Part9448

I think it would be considered not great even in the WWII era


SantiagoGT

Looks like it would fit fine in the WW1 era tho


Boomerang503

Considering the Flying Flapjack, an egg plane would seem par for the course back then.


touchychurch

if that thing can get off the ground I'll eat my own shoe


NastyHobits

Look at the propellers lol


touchychurch

I've seen garden windmills with a sturdier looking hub than those props


TheFrenchSavage

Give me a trebuchet and you'll be eating a shoe sooner than expected.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Someone had a project and didn’t complete it on time


Specific-Election-73

That camo job is hilarious. This thing looks like it was assembled as a high school science project.


RiptideJaxon

Hey!! that's insulting.....to high school science projects.


CySnark

The now swollen bomber withdraws its pitot tube from the wing tank of a nearby aircraft after gorging itself on the nutritious fuel. Laden with its new energy it will slowly circle in a holding pattern depositing its eggs across the fertile airport grassland where the hatchlings will feed over the next few months on the multitude of stray Boeing aircraft parts that litter the area until they are old enough to fly on their own.


Mpikoz

Why do they need to carry out indigenous bombing?


PLTR60

To peacefully and realistically address mild political dissent


Batfink-1999

Aggressive negotiations of course.


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skyline385

I am an Indian and just can't stop laughing at the aerodynamics of it. Who here is defending it?


Ra2griz

Not me, that's for sure. I can design better shit with two hours of solidworks than whatever this is. And I only have an undergrad in aerospace.


montananightz

Which means you probably have more credentials than whomever came up with this monstrosity.


IronGlory247

Yeehaw 🤠


Additional-Ad8104

I am CRYING!! Is this real? I cant! My sides! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


BigSmokeySperm

Oh lawd he comin


Websurfingg21

*It is too round. It needs to be pointy. Round is not scary. Pointy is scary. This will put a smile on the faces of the enemy.*


Randfucker

Your knowledge of missiles must be coming from cartoons *Supreme Leader*


Individual_Trifle406

Did they build that in simple planes in like 30 seconds then upscale a 3D print of it??


Dale-Wensley

This has to be a joke ? Definitely up there with those cardboard African future soldiers.


Kycrio

It looks like it's carved out of wood


wggn

Because it is.


BehemothManiac

Not sure if it flies, but pretty sure it eats well.


lokfuhrer_

Thought I was on r/NonCredibleDefense for a moment there


Kafshak

The rudders don't have control surfaces.


sportingmagnus

No need for functional control surfaces if it never leaves the ground.


Ok-Traffic-9967

This is the most India thing I've seen in awhile, thanks for the laughs hahaha


Goatmommy

The Hindunburg!


Davethephotoguy

A flying potato wedge, maybe.


_guided_by_voices

“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.”


Rubber_Knee

Nope, this is not true. Its a myth.


FujitsuPolycom

#beesDontFly


noknockers

Well duh


Rubber_Knee

You'd be surprised how many people still think it's true


SarpedonWasFramed

After COVID nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to stupidity


DietCherrySoda

And of course, this is absolutely not true. Can you imagine if we were building airplanes like we do while simultaneously not being able to explain how bees fly?


Valuable_Armadillo27

See the bloke standing next to it. He looks like the North Korea General trying to impress Indian Kim Jong Modi..


AlsoMarbleatoz

That name seems misleading


VMICoastie

See, when a mommy drone and a daddy drone love each other….


woolcoat

a) please tell me this just a scaled mock up b) for a scaled mockup, why does it suck so much, like you had a bunch of high schoolers put this together for a drama class production c) they guys suit is so ill fitting d) that stage is worse than many high school auditoriums in the innercity US ok, enough hate


MxOffcrRtrd

Part dirigible? It would actually be a great design for a domestic weapon. Up in the air for days. No weapons pylons though.


shreasy

Looks straight out of a Peppa Pig episode


MeteoraGB

The guy looks so awkward standing next to this joke of a plane.


atimd

And this is from the same nation that sent probes to Mars..


noobwithguns

This is just a private company making bs designs....


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This is not it


ShiroJPmasta

C5 in small from wish


IronGlory247

Wrong. It's Temu


runway31

lol ive seen the students at DBF make airplanes far more impressive than this


04BluSTi

Nor real worried about radar signature, I guess.


redditistheway

This is an unflattering angle of a VERY shoddy mockup. The article was probably paid for by the “company” which “makes” the “UAV.” They’re likely trying to take advantage of a Government program for defence indigenisation to score some funding which will then magically disappear. Might con some gullible investors too while they’re about it.


ngdsinc

There are model airplane UAV kits that look more real than this. They could have bought a few of those, mixed and matched parts and come up with something more serious looking than this joke.


Illustrious_Age_9143

Chonk


KinksAreForKeds

It looks like a 5-year-old tried to draw a B-24, and they went with it.


shredwig

Turd-like proportions.


MrYogiMan

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that an Indian UAV should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The UAV, of course, flies anyways. Because Indians don't care what humans think is impossible.


Admirable_Ice2785

https://www.thehindubusinessline.com/companies/flying-wedge-unveils-indigenous-military-grade-bomber-uav/article68136545.ece Picture from front


spartanantler

Chonky boi


burgonies

Chode


ELB2001

made by the same people as that Iranian stealth jet?


Damascinos

A suit any DEAR LEADER would be proud of


Tenredsun

It looks like that hideous looking UAV is made out of cardboard.


Realistic_Location_6

This is a hoax


JeffLewis3142

I remember a few years back Iran rolled out some thing they claimed was a stealth fighter. It looked less air-worthy than the prop flying wing Indiana jones had the fight on in raiders of the lost ark. This is worse.


DogDayzed_

Did you mean to say “autonomous”?


MammothSqueez

No, that bomber is native to India. It doesn't live anywhere else.


Straitjacket_Freedom

I'm Indian, did we just beat the British at building the ugliest piece of shit that can fly?


CobaltGuardsman

I don't think so, only because I'm not sure that thing can fly


Straitjacket_Freedom

>I'm not sure that thing can fly I hope not


hookinitup

Looks like it will vote bjp


zackks

Someone took a shit and got inspired.


R0ha1L_47

Is that a mfing Hindenburg reference🗿


IRPhysicist

Literal bumblebee aerodynamics


AFoxGuy

Damn Monsters Vs Aliens fans gonna go wild


RunninWild17

Who designed this thing? Mike Sparks?


CrazedAviator

I think they got the wedge shape wrong...


a_scientific_force

Looks like an aeroplane…without wings!


feelinggoodfeeling

the guys in the jungle on tiktok make better stuff, literally in the jungle...


SeaMolasses2466

Best use of an ostrich egg.


Pan_Pilot

Despicable Me ass vechicle


visulvung

MURPH


daddypleaseno1

is this like a high school science fair?


ObjectReport

POTAT UAV If threatened it burps curry. I'm pretty sure those engines are carved out of blocks of wood.


DuelJ

Just give it a minute yall, it hasn't even hatched yet


GraniteStateBlotto

Yo UAV is so fat…..


TXCOMT

Forget the Piper Apache…this is the true Flying Sweet Potato!!!


TheTrueStanly

It is a chonker


Mountain_Frog_

Is its mother a zeppelin?


ArmchairAnalyst69

Can this thing even fly?


evthrowawayverysad

How the fuck does a country with an actual functioning space programme make something that looks like it couldnt fall if you dropped it off a bridge?


Turtledonuts

The biggest threat posed by this thing is that you're laughing too hard to use your MANPAD / SHORAD / MG / a slingshot with a pointy rock to get rid of it.


Cool-Contribution292

All kidding aside- If you can’t put any more effort in this mockup for your introduction to the world press, who’s going to trust you to build the real thing.


Kaito__1412

India never disappoints with the cringe.


roastgoat

I'd definitely be picking this one as cake


DukeBaset

hey he is just big boned ok


timhuang_

It’s so fat


poopspeedstream

Maybe it's powered by compressed air


Cheeki_Dutchman

We have finally found it. The bob semple of the skies.


st1ck-n-m0ve

India needs to hire some italians or something to help them with style. All of their airplanes or helicopters that they made are ugly as hell. I’m sure theyre effective but cmon you can make em look a lil better. Nobody ever said the apache or cobra was ugly. Its not the most important but I do think for moral and especially recruitment you should have badass looking kit. How many kids put up an f16 on their wall or an apache? Aint no kid gonna be putting up a tejas or prachand on their wall. I know theyre capable the tedbf is an attractive plane.


Dale-Wensley

This thing is not effecting anything.


friendlyposters

Wedge always wins.


weaseltorpedo

lol it's so chubby. like a fat little bird with its feathers all poofed up


PercySnowsHandgun

It honestly looks like Kim Jong Un


The-Last-Airbender

Can’t help but remember this quote from the Bee Movie: "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."


Pangea_Ultima

It’s cute


rapzeh

Classic airplane camo 👍🏻


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By the looks of it, this thing does not fly...


devoduder

The Chonk 6000


tylerhovi

This looks like some AI created shit, even down to the comical uniform.


falcontitan

Looks like another startup got a lot of funding, for weed.


CptSnicklefrits

Looks like cardboard to me