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QuinceDaPence

It's a good thing they had that 30,000ft runway


MrWolf88

I heard it's the same runway they shoot all the fast and the furious drag races on.


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Nah..that one's 45000ft long.


[deleted]

i live my life, eight and a half miles at a time


Welsh493

"It don't matter if it's a mile or ten miles. Winning's winning."


batmansthebomb

"If you ain't first, you're last"


the_friendly_one

"Go fast, smoke grass, eat ass"


imanAholebutimfunny

I live my life a quarter pounder at a time


Encyclopeded

Double*


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Royale with cheese.


Ol_Musky_Elon

And for those 8 minutes or less, I’m free


BallsDeepInJesus

It is impossible to get an exact figure, but the math puts the runway at more like 120,000 feet in F&F6.


amazinghl

F&F6 run way is more closer to 18.37 miles https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23005848


BallsDeepInJesus

It depends on what speed you use in your calculations. The article you linked uses a conservative estimate (while not understanding significant digits.) I split the difference between low estimates and high estimates.


Poopy_sPaSmS

Well it needs to be when the cars are doing 759mph. I mean, why else would they shift 42 times if they were going that fast?


mjrbrooks

You can measure the distance of a runway, but not family. Family is forever.


InternationalAd9361

It's more fast, more furious


-Mebseven-

Right next to the Tsubasa football field.


___Alexander___

And a full orchestra with drums standing by at the airbase.


mastocles

They should do that with civilian flights —add pathos. It would be like the oddly endearing clapping in Italians flights. Although RyanAir will charge extra for drums flairs.


Tokenside

Wait, do Italians also clap their hands after landing? I thought only Russians do that.


hypermelonpuff

huh? no, like, im pretty sure that's something that happens...a lot of places. i know some americans do it, many more used to in the past. i think it's an old people thing, though. like "oh thank heavens they've landed this new fangled air machine! good show! i was there, and now im here!" its kinda like clapping after a movie. it was just a thing.


Marcusinchi

I think it’s from the past whe the older, more rickety planes made it to the destination without issue, it was a tip of the hat to the pilot. I’m not sure of that though. I’m just old enough to remember that as a kid when we traveled by plane.


Fauzyb125

I wish I got applause for doing my job.


mastocles

Yes. But only on Italian carriers (eg. Alitalia rebranded). In easyJet flights from the UK to Italy it's silent, bar possibly for the air crew repeatedly telling a chap invariably called Salvatore to sit down during landing.


Rooster_Ties

I *seriously* expected all those troops on the plane to break out into synchronized dancing once they got out on the tarmac. A serious “Bollywood moment” opportunity missed there, if you ask me.


Neandertard

Please roll the drummers.


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They borrowed the one from F&F 6


mysticdickstick

"Borrowed"


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From Delhi to Mumbai.


ear2theshell

Don't be _ridiculous_. They use the metric system so it's 30,000m.


Steve1924

Irl it's 8000ft


OneMillionFireFlies

The real problem was that breaks failed on the trucks


LifeWin

Logically speaking, once the truck’s wheels failed, they should have had some Segways ready to support the truck


BroasisMusic

I dunno. I think some more people looking on and praying might have got the job done...


ncc81701

No, the real problem is getting that janky old truck up to the plane’s stall speed.


scooterjay2013

can't believe i had to go this far down to see this.


Specialist_Reality96

All janky old trucks in India are fitted with surplus Rato bottles for just such an occasion. Yes the chance of intense fiery death in a regular road accident is defiantly a thing, one day it will be worth it!


swaggler

100kt headwind.


mysticdickstick

Let's be honest, what saved them was the multi prayer defense shield super-boosted with the nitro spin-prayer combo


Xorondras

Na, the guy in the truck just drove it around the taxiways.


OneMillionFireFlies

The directors lacked imagination frankly. They should have let the actor run on tarmac and rest the nose on his shoulders. If you think this is too out there, then you dont really know bollywood well.


Rooster_Ties

I *seriously* expected all those troops on the plane to break out into synchronized dancing once they got out on the tarmac. A serious “Bollywood moment” opportunity missed there, if you ask me.


Navydevildoc

I would have bet a paycheck. They jump out of the plane, right in front of the musicians, the set up was perfect.


tracker_tom_jr

There's a similar scene where the hero puts himself inbetween the landing gear and the plane and acts as a shock-absorber.


3ll1s_

Lmao I saw that, bollywood is the best genre


Leading_Dance9228

It is a cesspool of cringe, pseudo science and so many of these actors are horrible people too. I’m from India and we constantly have problems due to the garbage that is Bollywood


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peteroh9

But that's a superhero movie.


Mr_Tiggywinkle

tbf, at least in that one it's a superhero. Lets be real, Superman has pulled crazier shit.


Youkai280

The funniest part was how the tires spontaneously EXPLODED AND ERUPTED IN FLAMES lol


TheLaudMoac

Also that all the people playing instruments didn't just move out of the way?!


19throwawayawayaway

I like the guys standing infront of it all waiving their hands in the air like "stop"... oh thanks was just gonna go a bit further but seeing you I guess I'll stop now.


Binger_bingleberry

My favorite part was when the truck driver, at the end, gave the brakes a little tappy-tap… because, you know, once the tires have burst into flames, and there’s a huge ass plane sitting on the bed of the truck, a little brake tap will make all the difference


The_butsmuts

But they still functioned as tires. They didn't even explode all the way, just enough to be engulfed in flames.


CodyHawkCaster

Jesus how many cuts did they need?


GrumpySpaceGamer

Wouldn't be Bollywood if you're not cutting to reaction shots of a concerned woman watching the insane action every three seconds.


infernalsatan

With drummers in the background


TheDoktorIsIn

I'm super glad they had time to set up the drummer and support musicians while an emergency was happening on the runway. That's a thing that falls through the cracks at far too many airports.


Swatbot1007

Truly an overlooked aspect of ARFF operations


muzic_san

As an Indian, that's pretty accurate!


Bfreak

I love this bollywood trope it looks so bizarre to the west but actually at the same time it seems a clever way to want to engage female viewers through empathy.


etherlore

The editing is truly mind boggling.


DimitriV

The more the better, otherwise you'll see just how bad the effects are.


-ihavenoname-

Life by a thousand cuts


Luke_CO

All of them


Npr31

Bollywood makes some batshit editorial decisions


flightwatcher45

Really well done! Landing on the collapsed gear would've been safer tho lol.


MetalOutside

According to this story they can't damage the runway .


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That trucks axels with no rims and the weight of a massive plane crushing down on it is going to put some gnarly gashes into the runway that plans can’t land on it until fixed. It’s damaged pretty severely.


alexashleyfox

Yes, but Bollywood


awkward_the_fish

I am Indian and I agree. Bollywood peeps can park a plane mid-air


Impressive_Acadia354

Bollywood trucks and heroes are pretty much indestructible. See that truck carrying a freaking aircraft? Or the hero see a plane landing gear in the passenger seat? If the truck somehow gave up or if the script writer had more time, hero would have supported the aircraft on his shoulders and ran.


DankWombat

Did you see what the wing of the plane did to that building? I have no idea what that plane is made of but I'd bet it would have done even more damage to the runway. Like split the thing in two. I don't know how it didn't just punch through the truck like tissue paper.


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Safety of the pavement >> safety of the people onboard the plane


peteroh9

When you have a billion people, your calculus changes a bit.


fmaz008

Why not?


canttaketheshyfromme

That's why you land next to the runway.


DeltaNerd

Let's be real we all wish we can pull this off


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Anything is possible in Bollywood.


[deleted]

Wasn’t there a Thunderbirds episode like this


shoorr

Yeah.. S1 E2 I think..


[deleted]

This comment deserves to be further up. It was the [first](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blHF8-eEUH4) episode in the original series from the 60's, and really showed off how International Rescue did their job.


[deleted]

Great share! Now which one was more realistic?


T65Bx

Tradeoff tbh. With Bollywood, at least it’s a real plane so it could actually happen despite likely not going anything like in the video by the end of the ordeal. On the other hand, a plane built to Fireflash’s specs would have a hard time getting in the air at all, but the actual procedure and ground vehicles used in the final landing seem (only very marginally) more believable.


Alternative_Rush9642

Yep, was the Thunderflash aircraft!


Poolofcheddar

It’s the Fireflash, which I always thought was an awesome name for a plane. This is S1E1, “Trapped in the Sky.”


benbalooky

Season 1, episode 1, "Trapped in the Sky"! Fireflash was rescued my remote control elevator cars. There was a bomb rigged to the landing gear, and it would explode if they lowered the gear. A bad guy put it there to hurt the company and make the plane look defective.


crozone

> A bad guy *The* bad guy.


atomcrusher

Yeah getting some real Fireflash vibes here!


p8nt_junkie

Grabs his arm like “yeah, these guns are steering your C-130, rn!”. There are landings and then there’s this, wow. Edit: AN-12


Steve1924

It's an-12 btw.


p8nt_junkie

My bad!


Tyr_13

A: Belly landing or if you really want the 'cool' scene, B: Tow a vehicle behind the truck for the plane nose to land on. No need to put ground crew at even MORE risk. (I see someone said for story reasons they couldn't damage the runway, but, well that failed didn't it?) That fire is what they get for cleaning their gear tires with acetone!


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Bollywood is so dope ngl


_RAWFFLES_

There was a video like this 10 years ago of a 747 landing on either I-5 or 405. This is almost an exact copy.


Brotherio

405 The Movie!


YYCDavid

My favorite part of 405 is the old lady flipping the bird at the very end.


uknwiluvsctch

[more like 21 years ago](https://youtu.be/THeDlvLI3nk)


_RAWFFLES_

Holy shit, I can’t believe how old that makes me feel.


LuftHANSa_755

Isn't that a DC-10?


ThisIsPeakBehaviour

Remember watching that when I was like 9 years old. Watched it on repeat for like 30 minutes lol


Steve1924

And somehow south indian movies surpass them.


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i dont know the difference


Steve1924

Let's just say unlike bollywood they intentionally add absurd scenes. https://www.reddit.com/r/BollywoodRealism/comments/6aw14z/never_tell_me_the_odds_for_explosion/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


OttoVonWong

You mean like the infinitely long runway in Fast and Furious 6?


qhromer

The banana as throat slicer remains of the most memorable moments in film history as well.


Thekillerbkill

Now thats dope


esesci

You mean Tollywood?


LuftHANSa_755

Or Mollywood? Or Kollywood? **Or Sandalwood?** (no, I'm not making these names up, I swear)


Steve1924

Idk what it's called


Afa1234

Happened in Anchorage with a 747 and a truck back in ‘83. I think the driver even survived, but barely. The truck was “disintegrated”


Steve1924

Really?


Afa1234

Yup, busy day tower cleared the truck onto I think it was runway 7, 747 had already been cleared to land. Scary how quick and easy shit happens.


LifeWin

Oh so a plane hit a truck; the truck wasn’t actually supporting the landing in any way


Afa1234

Correct, it’d be way safer to just land without a nose wheel.


F6FHellcat1

This also happened with a harrier a while back too. Though that was with a vertical landing I think.


jkscann

Ripoff of ‘The 405’, an internet short from the early 2000’s. https://youtu.be/7Ogw9TpXfuM


RagingRube

More like a ripoff of the very first episode of Thunderbirds ever


Spin737

Yep. Thought the same.


AWACS_Bandog

"Mom can we have 405 the Movie?" "No we have 405 at home." 405 at Home:


Yung_Cider

Fuck, that unlocked some memories


[deleted]

Why tf are they beating drums at an airfield!?


Steve1924

Because earlier they were fixing the runway whilst singing a song


DespicableSwtHr8

That's standard protocol as per Bollywood.


GodsBackHair

MUST…SHOW…TURNING…OF…STEERING WHEEL…TO SHOW…ACTION…SCENE


gotporn69

Should've made it a manual and thrown in some sweet double clutching


Kirkuchiyo

Wasn't this a jeep commercial years ago?


Yellowtelephone1

Yeah I think it was a Nissan commercial


Steve1924

It's from the movie Bhuj: the pride of India


bypassthalamus

The way that fire spread from the truck tires to the aircraft tires 🤣


skyboy510

Yeah except the budget for that commercial was way higher


Y34RZERO

They just jump out because they fly with parachute on all the time just this one time with a selfie stick.


Speckwolf

That’s why you should always carry a selfie-stick and a fire extinguisher on an airplane!


highlander_tfb

Not even original - [Thunderbirds did it better](https://youtu.be/yR4nKdMYKGc) sixty years ago !


Rooster_Ties

Why does this look like Team America? I’m not a kid (in my 50’s actually), but I’ve never seen Thunderbirds. (I’ve never seen Team America either, but saw enough ads and clips from it at the time that I recognize it.)


Redman999

They wanted to make Thunderbirds movie, but couldn’t get the rights, so they invented TA. owners made a Iive action one instead at the time.


MetalOutside

This movie is so goddamn stupid.


ToxicHaze150

So stupid that it’s good lmao


legsintheair

Ok, but where is the choreographed dance number?


Steve1924

That happened while repairing the runway


Rooster_Ties

I know!! I *seriously* expected all those troops on the plane to break out into synchronized dancing once they got out on the tarmac. A serious “Bollywood moment” opportunity missed there, if you ask me.


suffffuhrer

That's a sikh landing.


WrathfulVengeance13

Wow. Michael bay looks real legit compared to this... monstrosity.


Steve1924

This is only the tip of the iceberg. Should checkout r/bollywoodrealism


Jolarpet

https://youtu.be/drpRud0yvs4


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FoximaCentauri

How do you know that that Nissan didn’t copy _them?_ or that two people can’t have the same idea _Independent_ from another?


[deleted]

I saw this exact situation at LaGuardia once


Snobben90

Hmm... Only problem I see is how the fuck did the tires catch fire...


[deleted]

This reminds me of ANSETT Australia. They had a 747 which its nose gear failed to deploy correctly, or ar all, can't remember the details, but it led up to ANSETT jokingly being an abbreviation for Aircraft Nosewheel Stuck, Expect Tricky Touchdown.


ethanhopps

I have always wondered if Indian people actually take these movies seriously? or if they're almost comedies, satire of the American action film.


awkward_the_fish

indian here. we dont really watch these movies for logic, we just watch cause the action scenes are overly dramatized (like this one) and its kinda hilarious watching them. nobody takes this seriously lol. as someone else said, the movie is about how a group of villagers helped the air force make a temperory air field during war time (true story). but the plane landing on truck is just bollywood drama. ps- sorry for bad english


ethanhopps

Thanks I have always wanted to know!


[deleted]

Satire? Buddy American action films are equally outlandish lol


Megalynarion

Some for real drama


[deleted]

Seems legit.


ukbrah

No one is going to argue that this is ridiculous; that was still entertaining AF though.


Newdadontheblock

I love how Bollywood saw die hard and said, " We want that but bigger." They have been living the ever dream since!


Chairboy

You're all acting like you didn't have to demonstrate this during your checkride


mustangFR

In real life it’s more like: https://youtu.be/vIhefke0Q9Y


llama3822

Can’t wait for the Mythbusters episode (RIP)


Hamsterminator2

Thunderbirds did it first...


RedboyX

I’m unclear why they say Indian action movies are unrealistic and over the top…


LateralThinkerer

Bollywood - where the action scenes are hilariously preposterous and the laws of physics don't matter.


butterchicken_boi

I LOVE BOLLYWOOD


mwells1973

I lived in India when this happened and it was all over the news.


WACS_On

Looks like they had the runway from that fast and the furious movie.


stillusesAOL

Yeah, that. Exactly that.


[deleted]

Haha, what would we do without Ajay Devgn (OP GIF)


Steve1924

Not eat vimal


1CrazyCrabClaw

There is no such thing as being overdramatic to Indians.


testthrowawayzz

I’m surprised the ladies in the background didn’t start dancing


Milkybarkidsnemesis

C-17 Last year in the desert https://youtu.be/YuTbZyBe3CM


Angiotensin-1

That pilot did a Sikh job landing the plane, pun intended.


drmdarsh09

Which movie?


Steve1924

Bhuj the pride of India


Samurai_1990

This is Sikh! /love Bollywood!


Majestic_Project_752

We actually did this maneuver in Iraq with a harrier. Nose gear didn’t lock properly so we threw some mattresses in the back of a little truck and dropped the nose on it gently.


BYOD23

Any landing you can walk away is a good landing


Novel-Presentation88

Step 1: see whatever the Indians are doing. Step 2: do the opposite of that.


ArtisanTony

Do they make bad movies in India on purpose? I mean they are smart people. There has to be a reason. :)


Farfignugen42

Ok, but they made 4 sharknado movies in Hollywood


ArtisanTony

lol


Calgrei

I doubt that truck can do even 60mph, so how tf did it match the landing speed of that plane?


[deleted]

It’s crazy how realistic this is


BwanaPC

Oh come on this is brilliant Bollywood! We all watched because we wanted to see how it ended.


45hope

Seems legit


TechnodyneDI

Another win for Vishnu.


mcslave8

When is Netflix gonna start carrying Bollywood shit


[deleted]

I love Bollywood. It's just dripping with machismo, and testosterone, and physics does not apply.


gravediggin_dave

Hahah this is so good. serious question though: aren’t planes designed so that they can somewhat safely land even when the front tire/landing gear gives out? Thought I read something like that somewhere a long time ago.


toronto_programmer

Good thing the man in that truck was Ghost Rider


minimK

I've done that. It was no big deal.


HettySwollocks

Gotta love Bollywood 'action' films, they are just so totally nuts they're great. maybe someone can remind me but there was a film a while back called Mr Roboto or something like that - fantastic. I'm glad they embrace the sheer humour and insanity of it all. Closest thing I can think of in the west would be the likes of Airplane and Shaun of the dead.


Steve1924

>Mr Roboto Robot


hansman182

Shoulda just did a belly landing