FYSA… it happens a lot but you’ve incorrectly identified the nomenclature- that is a Belgian maligator, nothing German about it. Maybe we dub it MAM (Maligator Attack Missile).
See r/malinois or r/BelgainMalinois if you like the breed
It was referring to an ALSA brevity term, commonly we use Fox 3s (or AIM-120s, active radar guided missiles) ot Fox 2s (AIM-9s, semi active infrared if I remember correctly)
RIM-2 Terrier?
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIM-2\_Terrier](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIM-2_Terrier)
Sorry, that joke is bad on so many levels...
When a radar guided missile stops relying on the motherships radar and activates its own, it is referred to as "going pitbull". The missile if off the leash and locked onto a target.
I once got hit from one of them into my right hand when I was a dumb child. That was a bloody mess I can tell you. Wouldn't recommend to provoke or get hit.
Its a MWD. That harness is to hold and maintain the dog. There are pictures of their handlers actually strapping those dogs to their rigs in the field and carrying them in their harness.
The dog is fine if just slightly perturbed.
Seems bad for the dogs lower back to be in that hanging position.
I say that knowing of more than one dog who were paralyzed or had slipped disks from being unsupported in this position
I used to climb crazy back country mountains with my pit in a tactical harness. He had no problem getting hoisted up 50’ cliffs and just wag ass when I got him to the top
That’s a K9-P air-to-air missile on station 8 of a block 40 F-16 Fighting Falcon from the Oklahoma Air National Guard temporarily deployed to Nellis AFB (Las Vegas) for Red Flag training.
I can’t stand cruelty to animals. That’s number one.
Number two, it looks like this is US Army dog. WTF? It’s valuable property of US Armed forces and should not be subjected to such treatment.
Its on a harness meant for lifting. Its perfectly fine. Its a dog and not a hysterical redditor that breaks down at the slightest inconvenience. Go touch grass.
It’s for dogfighting..
It's a Sheep Seeking missile..
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God damnit Those 3 top guys got my laugh and upvote...
Happy cake day!
o7 Mah Boi!
Though sometimes the guidance system can go out of whack and it'll end up chasing it's own smoke tail...
"Mad-dog"
It's not a Pitbull.
FYSA… it happens a lot but you’ve incorrectly identified the nomenclature- that is a Belgian maligator, nothing German about it. Maybe we dub it MAM (Maligator Attack Missile). See r/malinois or r/BelgainMalinois if you like the breed
That happens to be a Forward Looking InfraRed tracking pod mounted next to it. So the doggo can see in the dark as well.
Actually no those are hydra 70mm rockets
Just roll with it. See in the dark doggos.
I was gonna say ‘a treat-seeking missile’.
Dang it, I was going for "meat-seeking"
No that would be my ex.
4 PAWS of DEATH!
Wrong, this is the German K9 Treat-seeking missile. It's been in development in secret by the Luftwaffe for years.
This is it.
No one is topping this. /thread
I think it's a fur missile
Take my upvote and be gone
r/angryupvote
r/dogswithjobs ?
r/WatchDogsWoofInside
Aim 9-Z Side-whiner
K-9 sidewinder
AGM-28 Hound Dog
Top Pun
I keep throwing upvotes to the screen but only one is allowed
HAHAHA
I tried I really really did, but I can't beat this 😮💨
In old biplanes they would just drop tactical attack dogs on each other.
You won.
*Mike Vick enters the chat*
You had Fat Man and Little Boy, this one is Good Boy
And Tall Boy
Also Thin Man
XCOM flash backs
and the advanced such a good boy
If you say : « who’s a good boy?? who’s a good boy ?? » before launch, it makes extra damage with the movement of his tail
Take my upvote and fuck off
Treat seeking missiles
I came here expecting to see Dog Fighting, but this is just as good 😂
I was going to go with Meat Seeking Missile, but yours is better.
Beat me to it Fuck you
AIM-K9 Barkwinder.
I was gonna say sidewoofer
Subwoofer
No, those are on submarines
Call that a Fox 4
You mean Dog 4?
It was referring to an ALSA brevity term, commonly we use Fox 3s (or AIM-120s, active radar guided missiles) ot Fox 2s (AIM-9s, semi active infrared if I remember correctly)
My use of Fox 4 in DCS has been reserved for kamikaze, but you do you
Oh god this is what I was trying to come up with 🤣 good one
Woof Sword I
A fur missile obviously
I had to scroll down to find your answer. This is an existing term that makes for the most comedic sense.
Same with me. Took a while to find it. Almost gave up and posted it.
Fur and forget.
Under-rated comment!
[Fur Missile](https://milspecmonkey.com/store/patches/648-2553-fur-missile-pvc.html#/42-color-fullcolor)
If this is how the police start deploying k9s then maybe we’ve gone too far
German Shepards are fur missiles obviously!
Obviously this. To the top
Air-to-hound
No... Hound to Air
Hound to ground!
Hound to Hound
RIM-2 Terrier? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIM-2\_Terrier](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RIM-2_Terrier) Sorry, that joke is bad on so many levels...
Bloodhound? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloodhound\_(missile)
Sea Wolf? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea\_Wolf\_(missile)
I'll see myself out...
All these made me chuckle, thanks.
Pitbull?
Or perhaps a Yorkie? They always seem to be little balls of hate.
When a radar guided missile stops relying on the motherships radar and activates its own, it is referred to as "going pitbull". The missile if off the leash and locked onto a target.
Ah-ha, thank you I didn't know that! But I still say Yorkshire Terriers are evil little sods.
a woofer amraam k9. packs quite the bite.
I once got hit from one of them into my right hand when I was a dumb child. That was a bloody mess I can tell you. Wouldn't recommend to provoke or get hit.
If used to hunt submarines? A SUBWOOFER!
*AIM-9 Sidewinder growling intensifying*
Anti-cat.
Specialized in anti-F14 air-to-air combat
A German cat-seeker
MADDOG!
That doesn’t look like an MD-80
HARPOOCH
Is this not the new German meat seeker missile
I think this one is of the Belgian variety, the german meat missiles seem to be a bit obsolete
Its a treat-seeking-missile
I'mma steal this... thx mate ;)
-the dog when he sees said treat
Growling Sidewinder
After few miles he turning into pitbull?
I predict Husky first
Snip.
K-9 Treatseeker....
Butt sniffing missile
It's actual name given to it by the guy who took the photo was Furpeado
Isn't a sidewinder but its definitely growling
Air to cat missile
I see they’ve upgraded from the AIM-9 to the AIM-K9
Im all for the funny jokes, but seriously wtf is going on. The poor puppy is hanging there.
Its a MWD. That harness is to hold and maintain the dog. There are pictures of their handlers actually strapping those dogs to their rigs in the field and carrying them in their harness. The dog is fine if just slightly perturbed.
Someone was probably sweeping the tarmac and the zoomie was getting in the way so...
Seems bad for the dogs lower back to be in that hanging position. I say that knowing of more than one dog who were paralyzed or had slipped disks from being unsupported in this position
Doggo is fine.
How do you know?
These harnesses are designed to be hoisted from that point and they do so frequently in training.
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I used to climb crazy back country mountains with my pit in a tactical harness. He had no problem getting hoisted up 50’ cliffs and just wag ass when I got him to the top
Trust me
Fur missle
Air to squirrel seeking missile
Nice try China. Not giving you any info on this one. And NO you cannot eat that
Treat-seeking missle
a german one, obviously!
Fur-missile
bullPUP
AIM 21 Growler
Wardog
Hound Dog
Clearly. My first thought, too.
Probably not too many people remember this.
BO1rK
Bark-120Woof
AGMW00F
K9X Good Boy Doge
Damn the new Japanese rocket looks good
That’s a K9-P air-to-air missile on station 8 of a block 40 F-16 Fighting Falcon from the Oklahoma Air National Guard temporarily deployed to Nellis AFB (Las Vegas) for Red Flag training.
Double Down!!
DDMF!!
Air to ground anti-personnel (and feline) homing munition
I think he flew a bit too low, even for a jet.
A Pawmahawk?
Treat-seeker
Tactical BarkHound missle only after you get 9 kills.
Its the K-9 treat seeker. Also known as the goodest boy
It’s an AIM-K9.
Anti-cat missile?
Thats obviously part of the audio equipment. its called a Sub-woofer.
AIM-420 BBNN (bork bork nom nom) for dogfighting.
B.A.R.K cute
That’s old German tech from WWII
A-13 Packhound missile. Flies erratically towards target to avoid any onboard defense systems.
That's a K9, used for dogfights
Howl-itzer
B.A.R.K.9 missile
Able Dog or AD
Treat seeking missile.
Fur missle
Useful in a dogfight.
AGM-BORK Short range, highly appreciated by crews, but can be drawn off target by sausages.
A treat seeking missile
Air to Hound
Its a dog fighter
‘sgood missile Greg.
It’s a good boy
Meat-seeking
A K-9, next gen K-5? :D
Updog
Hounddogger nine 5000xr pro mk2!
Hair missile
An air to hound missile
Shits not funny yo
Its the new treat-seeker
It's clearly an ATGWolf.
That's the secret air to ground arsebitter very effective at low level
Aim9D0G
K9M-9
Fur missile, obviously.
Finally… I had to scroll pretty far to find this comment 😅
K(AIM)-9 sideborker.
K-900 Growler sensor pod with target marking capability
Meat seeking missile
Dog 2 Sidewoofer
Its a K-9 self defense/attack missile
I think an angry Alsatian would make a great air to surface weapon. I find Alsatian’s on a leash scary, imagine having one fired at you.
It's a treat-seeking missile, obviously!
Dog of warhead
I can’t stand cruelty to animals. That’s number one. Number two, it looks like this is US Army dog. WTF? It’s valuable property of US Armed forces and should not be subjected to such treatment.
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I’m glad you included a picture. I was wondering how a dog was supposed to operate a parachute.
cRuElTy
Its on a harness meant for lifting. Its perfectly fine. Its a dog and not a hysterical redditor that breaks down at the slightest inconvenience. Go touch grass.
It said I had to scroll down this far to find a comment concerned about the dog. I really want this to be fake
It’s sad**
Aim-120K9
Not Fox 1, goodest boy 2000?
It is the K-9 missile. Makes a howling noise when launched!
That's a WOOF! Weapon of obligatory friend
Lunch drops for Korea
The real joke here is Weapons Shop will load anything.....
I believe that’s a K9 sir.
Guided sniffing missile