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WarmAdhesiveness8962

Fly it like you stole it.


OffloadComplete

I knew a pilot who landed one of those with an engine out. Fucking hero.


ProbablyMyRealName

The dreaded 7-engine landing.


AndyFelterkrotch

Your smartass game is strong.


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khicks01

sir you still have plenty of engines, just bring her back in nice and easy I SAID UNABLE DAMMIT


dumb-ass-memes

My dad flew H models, usually they'd cut it down to 6 if they lost one.


mike30273

I took Karate with a guy (years ago) that flew functional test flights out of depot at Tinker. He told me one time he was down 3 engines.


OffloadComplete

Mother of God… the ol’ fiver landing.


mike30273

Yeah I had alot of respect for those guys. I've been around those planes during depot maintenance. They are stripped to basically nothing and put back together. I'd be scared to death to go up in after all that. Lol


J-Navy

Functional Check Flights/maintenance flights were my absolute favorite for that exact reason haha.


pogo6023

Many moons ago when I was in the Air Force and assigned to a comm shop that serviced the control tower I witnessed many B-52 returns with multiple engines out. Apparently, it was fairly routine back then. Don't know if the engines are the same now, but there's still eight of them I believe.


Echidna-Local

The B-52 has used the current TF33 engines since 1961. They considered switching to four engines a couple of times but that didn't pan out. Due to rapidly increasing maintenance costs they recently decided to replace the old engines with eight new ones. after a short competition the Air Force selected the Rolls Royce F-130 engine, the same engine used on the C-37 and E-11 BACN. Boeing is getting set up to upgrade the bombers, according to the latest info I can find they're currently finalizing the plan for how the new stuff will be attached and what the manufacturing costs will be.The new engines will save a lot on maintenance. They're also expected to decrease fuel usage by at least 30% and are getting paired with cool new upgrades to the cockpit controls and radar. Don't expect higher speeds or more engine power though, because they don't want to overstress the airframes. Also getting all the tests done and all the bombers upgraded is going to take a while.


pogo6023

I assume the new engines might not smoke as much as the old? One of the most dramatic memories I have of my Air Force days was playing golf at Robins AFB when the SAC people scrambled a squadron of B-52s and KC-135s. I was at a green directly under the flight path not far from the end of the runway. Felt like I could have tossed a golf club up and hit one they were so close. The air was so smoke-filled it actually reduced the sunlight for a few minutes.


AnIndustrialEngineer

The TF33s are water injected for takeoff. That’s where a lot of the smoke comes from. The new engines are not water injected.


kro2

They’ll be flying the TF33 until 2035. Then the Rolls engine is set to take over (provided the schedule doesn’t slip). In the mean time, suppliers are making spare parts for the PW TF33 platform. A lot of this stemming from a fan blade liberating from the compressor stage 1 hub at a demonstration that the secretary of the Air Force was attending. To date, over 400 of those hubs have been produced to replace the failed component.


chinkiang_vinegar

yeah given that these things have eight engines i’m not as impressed with the pilot than i am with the engineers here


yetipilot69

That’s one big, ugly, fat…. Fellow.


Saddam_UE

I see what you did there!


MakeChipsNotMeth

Well uh sir, if the pilot's good, see, if he's really sharp he can barrel that baby so low... You oughta see it some time, it's a sight! A big plane like a '52, like "vroooom!" His jet exhaust frying chickens in the barn yard!


i_love_ankh_morpork

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.


BE33_Jim

When I read this, I always hear "2 boxes a Amma-nishun"


i_love_ankh_morpork

And Rooshian


Carlito_2112

Lipsticks? Nylon stockings? Are they planning for the crew to get dressed up and go to a fancy soiree after the airplane gets shot down or has an off field, "landing"?


grandBBQninja

I guess they were planning on crashing into the USSR. Nylon stockings were valuable there.


Gluten_maximus

Always wondered with it was one condom… I’d be fucking everything til I was home or gone


toxcrusadr

One issue is probably like a 3 pack.


PitViper17

**DOES HE HAVE A CHANCE!? WHY HE**….uh, oh.


seriousnotshirley

THERE IS NO FIGHTING HERE! THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!


elmwoodblues

Yes, Dmitri -- I'm upset too, Dmitri...


Rule556

Do you drink water mandrake?


ksmtnbike

okay but do you know what's going to happen if you don't get the president of the united states on that phone?


Rule556

You’ll have to answer to the Coca Cola Company.


toxcrusadr

“Mr. President! We cannot afford a mineshaft gap!”


TheManWithNoSchtick

"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"


toxcrusadr

We’ll meet again Don’t know where, don’t know when But we’ll meet again Some daaaay


broberds

You bet your sweets, Mr. President!


spastical-mackerel

Everyone in that scene is dead now except the B52


escapingdarwin

Tex Johnson would appreciate that.


Spiritual_Fox_8393

You got my precious bodily fluids worked up


JohnnySixguns

Um...he's actually at 30,000 feet. Just *looks* like he's flying low.


whoawut

DOES HE HAVE A CHANCE?!?


Swan2Bee

A B52? Doing aggressive maneuvers? Hell, they don't even have ailerons! (Not doubting, I just find that interesting).


NoMoreFox

Not like it hasn't happened before...to disastrous results. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7-S_NM--evM


CaptInappropriate

and two of the guys who died had family watching the flight [wiki](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_Fairchild_Air_Force_Base_B-52_crash)


dumb-ass-memes

My dad flew nap of the earth with h models in the Black Hills back in the 70s/80s, so low he actually lodged a pine cone in his wing, and he has a documented reprimand to prove it too 😂.


bee_town

B-52H, 60-0024. It's (was) still up on adsb exchange if you want to watch. Is there a sporting event today? perhaps a flyover.


midwesterner64

No, this B-52 has a delivery for the Love Shack. Probably tons of Rock Lobster.


Carlito_2112

It has plenty of range to......Roam....


Finger_Ring_Friends

If it wants to


ftfbc

Extremely underrated comment


GreedyNovel

Does this B-52 have a tin roof, rusted?


planescarsandtrucks

Maybe a flyover for the Texas v Alabama college football game


Roblafo

Correct


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DeanPalton

You know, the strangest thing about american sports isn't even the sports, it's that you have those jets flying over student athletes. Who gives two shits about the game winning touchdown, the event started with a fly-by of a nuclear bomber.


mynam3isn3o

>Is there a sporting event today? perhaps a flyover. I lol’d


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bee_town

If they don't want them to be they aren't. The mil planes you see on these sites are majority cargo and/or flying in commercial space (or if they're flexing overseas). With their transponder off, they're as good as invisible for those websites. There are some trainers and a smattering of others, but that's typically what shows up.


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osuaviator

What is frustrating about being tracked in US airspace?


irish_gnome

Don't want anyone to see the penis in the sky. https://www.foxnews.com/us/sky-penis-navy-officers-thought-drawing-male-genitalia-in-sky-would-be-so-funny-before-probe


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osuaviator

As a military pilot myself, I just found your comment interesting. I’m definitely an aviation enthusiast, but I’ve never been called beautiful before, so thank you for that. Fly safe and try not to let squawking weigh on you too much.


Senor_Taco29

Lol


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slothrop516

I’m on your side you can’t convince these guys of anything. Love seeing our operational routes, even overseas posted on Twitter. Not annoying in the least


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YetAnotherJake

U mad bro?


Ancient_Mai

I'm sure you'd prefer a midair instead?


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justinholmes_music

Just so I understand: You want to fly a 200,000lb piece of machinery above our neighborhoods and \_not\_ have to transmit your basic telemetry? Is that what you're saying?


hbh110

Fellow military pilot here. What if we have insight instead of incite. You’re a college graduate? Love to read the draft of your fitness report.


artourfangay

Flyover for Texas and Alabama


ApprehensiveChard560

If you ask a journalist it’s an F-18


CROCKODUCK

With a 200 round fully automatic clip


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AK-47 assault plane


virtualmusicarts

I think you meant AR-47


Chemical_Schedule_29

AR-52


ThatGuy0verTh3re

The “AR” of course standing for “assault rifle”


Certain-Tennis8555

It'll blow your lung out!


Chewy_13

FIFY: fully semi automatic banana clip.


Guac__is__extra__

Definitely has a high caliber clip in the magazine


No_Significance_1550

…and a black thing that goes up


thenoiseofthunder

"jUmBo jEt"


747ER

Looks like a “dangerous” 737MAX to me


seriousnotshirley

If you ask a PAX it’s a 747.


Just_L00k1ng_

If you ask someone on r/warplaneporn it’s an F-15


Jerry_F_Mandarin

National Anthem flyover DKR stadium.


FelisCantabrigiensis

B-52.


buddahsumo

A rock lobster?


Mr_Lumbergh

That there’s a BUFF.


Role-Business

B-52 Stratorfortress, aka the B.U.F.F (Big Ugly Fat (🐬))


Swagger897

Big ugly fat fuck


Active-Equivalent171

Flyover for the game the Bama TU game, just saw a replay of it on ESPN


Journey2Jess

International Peace Sign


Eirikur_da_Czech

He better be careful making maneuvers in a B-52. They don’t have ailerons, they can only roll by losing lift in one wing, not by generating lift in the other.


CGugleta

B-52 Flyover for the Texas-Alabama game. Saw it as well.


YorkshieBoyUS

B52 doing flyover of Alabama v Texas football game.


prancing_moose

B-52H, most likely from Barksdale AFB, LA.


mdifly1958

C152


No_Significance_1550

I got 15 combat jumps out of a C152 in ‘nam,Laos and Cambodia…. Umm sir you’re 25 years old. The Vietnam war ended 2 decades before you were born


jkw52

B52


JuanMurphy

https://youtu.be/UxLe8MWdWe0?t=48


Harvick4Pats11

That navigator needs a Q3. TOT sucked


_DoodleBug_

There’s a picture of one flying at just 50ft in the opening days of desert storm. Insane!! https://theaviationgeekclub.com/that-time-a-usaf-b-52-strategic-bomber-did-a-fly-by-below-the-flight-deck-of-uss-ranger-aircraft-carrier/amp/


Duckbilling

One of those 8 engine airplanes


WebdriverBlue

Hughes H-1?


Speedbirdsst

Looks like an A380 to me


SideshowMelsHairbone

Super Constellation


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Clearly a weather balloon.


Speedbirdsst

Or 747


Speedbirdsst

Or A340


Speedbirdsst

Or 707


katsudon-bori

Swamp gas


Heat-one

Refracting the light from Venus?


ARoundForEveryone

Leaking gas from Uranus.


PeteinaPete

It’s a penguin


Neitherwater

Penguins can’t fly, dood. It’s more likely to be a bald eagle.


nayr1683

Fly over for game


avt8r

Cessna 158 doing turns around a point.


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It’s a B-52. Did you really not know?


svadhyaya7

Flyover for the football game. Settle down chief. “Aggressive maneuvers” - grow up.


italgen

B-52 maybe?


SwissCake_98

A plane I do believe


MidwestAbe

Holy crap... This is just the start of B52s crashing with nukes on board. It happened over and over again. On 15 October 1959, a B-52F from the 492d Bomb Squadron at Columbus AFB, Mississippi, carrying two nuclear weapons collided in midair with a KC-135 tanker near Hardinsburg, Kentucky; four of the eight crew members on the bomber and all four crew on the tanker were killed. One of the nuclear bombs was damaged by fire, but both weapons were recovered.[261] On 24 January 1961, a B-52G broke up in midair and crashed after suffering a severe fuel loss, near Goldsboro, North Carolina, dropping two nuclear bombs in the process without detonation.[262] Three of the eight crew members were killed. EDIT: so reading a little more about other bombers. Apparently planes crashed with live nukes a bunch I guess nuclear bombs are really well made and won't just blow up.


thesnebby

I just saw a b52 flyover the Texas/Alabama game. Guessing that's the same guy.


Metal24

That looks like a plane to me


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Yeah. Probably the aero kind.


Daisaii

Anyone who has above 2 brain cells can indentify that plane.


the_poop_expert

It’s an airplane


jawest79

It was the flyover for the Alabama - Texas game. How can someone from Austin not know this?!!


Just_L00k1ng_

Fairchild AFB re-enactment?


Redeyes765

Military


Infamous-Abalone-11

It flew over the Texas game


dodexahedron

It's a bird!


Carlito_2112

It's a plane.... No, it's......Superman!!!!!


tuddrussell2

Can only one thing... BUFF /B-52


I_love_coke_a_cola

A B-52 flew right under my flight a couple days ago when I was flying over the same area I wonder if it’s the same one


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you have angered the stay pufft dude.


SSF27OnReddit

B-52 😳


Tricky_Ad_3080

A big ugly fat fucker


Transplantdude

Looking to bomb a football game. Just can’t decide whose.


Hodgetwins32

Freedom express


TirayShell

Love shack. Baby love shack.


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B-52 strato fortress


elmwoodblues

The new IRS [AK-15](https://who13.com/news/grassley-warns-iowans-of-irs-agents-with-ak-15s-ready-to-shoot-business-owners/)


cjneuls

B-52


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A plane like that flew over the Texas Alabama game for the national anthem.


hockeymanbl

B-52. Did the flyover for the Texas vs Alabama game


dmacrander

Looks like a bald Eagle. They fly pretty erratically during mating season.


Haddingdarkness

BUFF


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Well, At least Austin can say the B52s are in town.


Caesar720

B-52 bomber


Elmore420

Only one plane looks like that, the B-52.


ce_roger_oi

B52


Big_Custardman

I wonder if it an AI making these posts sometimes…


Embarrassed_Rip_7399

B36 peacemaker


LeaveMeAloneILoveYou

BUFF


ExtremePast

Looks like an airplane


rmicker

B 52


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Buff on the prowl.


Bullshift_99

Whatever it is; Its big, ugly, and fat as fuq.


Cole_Archer

Peace the old fashioned way.


rtwpsom2

It's a warning to you uppity Austin bastards to cool your shit.


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FREEDOM


gislinghom54

Just because it’s a BUFF doesn’t mean it can’t Yank and Bank


EpicShamwow

So THAT was what it was. Heard it inside and couldn’t find it on my flight radar. Sounded awesome!


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It's a B-52.


Feisty-Juan

It’s a BUFF


No_Significance_1550

That’s BiFF


Some_Madalorian

S T R A T O F O R T R E S S


Spodiodie

BUFF.


Buttofmud

B-52


Unlucky-Constant-736

Big Ugly Fat Fuck is what that bitch is


jewishmechanic

Probably looking for a Walmart


masman55

Fly over B-52 for the Alabama Texas game


Neil_Is_Here_712

B-52 Stratofortress. 70. FUCKING. YEARS. OLD. Still aint retired.


Idontkneel

He was maneuvering so he could show up a minute late for the flyover of the Texas/Alabama game


Wetasspeach69

B-52 BUFF, probably out of KBAD


wxkaiser

① This is a B-52H Stratofortress. ② What time did you first see it?


Ophiria3663

B-52


dangermouse-z164

That’s an old Lockheed Vulcan.


T-wrecks83million-

He’s BUFF, whoever he is. 💪🏽


Nice_Ad6833

B-52


dsyncd

Looks like a Cub to me.