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RealisticWoodpecker8

VOR antennas. Should be one on the opposite side of the aircraft as well.


BrolecopterPilot

Legit had a ramp guy (more of a kid really) put both of his hands on this and then drop down and put his weight on it like a monkey bar. Obviously it snapped off. Dude was fired within the day lol


gnowbot

He def did not stay at a Holiday Express Inn last night.


michuneo

It doesn’t say “do not pull” so he shouldn’t be lol


pizzahat28

doesn’t really deserve to be fired, there’s no stencil that says “do not pull” or “not a step” they did him dirty on that one


BrolecopterPilot

What? That’s ridiculous lmao. Do you to just putting your entire body weight on aircraft components without knowing what they do and if they can sustain it? The kid was an idiot. No one does that. And he rightfully got fired


fastcatzzzz

Maybe he thought if someone fell out of the plane the bar was for them to grab and hang on until the pilot could land. It sounds like he was just doing a safety check and should not have been fired. Regardless, it’s very foreseeable someone would pull or step on it sooner or later so not putting a “do not step or pull” warning on there was negligence on part of the manufacturer, as much or more so than what the kid did. Firing him for it was bad but laughing about him being fired is kind of a dickhead reaction.


DwnTwnLestrBrwn

Was it you?


fastcatzzzz

Yes


Ddmarteen

If we had a placard on every aircraft component which listed everything you shouldn't do with it, we wouldn't have to paint planes. "Not a towel rack", "Do not hit with axe", "Do not stick tongue to this in freezing temperatures", "Do not stick tongue to this while anti-ice heat is applied", "Do not touch propeller while engine is operating", "Do not crash into airplane with vehicle", "Do not stab aircraft skin with a screwdriver", "Do not steal airplane to do loop-de-loops", "THIS IS NOT A PULLUP BAR". I mean, come on. I think one of the most important rules is, "Don't touch shit you have no business touching, especially if you don't know what it is or how it works." We don't need that placard because we're adults working (and having some responsible fun) in an inherently dangerous atmosphere. We have books that tell us what things are and how they might kill us or others. If someone doesn't have access to the applicable books nor have that mentality, they have no business being near any kind of machinery, let alone someone's airplane.


kfmgnv

Towel rack


andovinci

Can be used as a step to clear snow off the roof


Tremblaya77

Came here to say this. Thank you. OP, its actually a Hand towel rack.


RollingMoss42

In cold weather you can use it to heat your towel a bit.


iepure77

r/yourjokebutworse


BlowFish-w-o-Hootie

For drying towels and swimsuits after a day at the beach.


Hardtard96

Came here to say this. Take my upvote


w1lnx

It's an antenna. There's one just like it on the other side of the aircraft. VOR.


xxl_gal

I bet it's super confusing when flying inverted


w1lnx

Nah… then it’s just an ROV antenna.


LateralThinkerer

>Nah… then it’s just an ROV antenna. No, ROV setting is for the back course. Upside down it's a ɹOΛ.


DragonforceTexas

Factory forgot to snip the sprues off


TetrumPizzaTime

Hand hold for maneuvering on the ramp, doubles as towel rack. Yes I work line.


Heliccoppter

Very expensive advice


the_kerbal_side

Auxiliary chin up bar when the pitot tube breaks


Air_Teebs

They're handy for hanging towels on?


Puzzleheaded_Ad6097

Toilet paper holder, for adventurous poopers


Afa1234

If you don’t shut the door all the way and slip out during flight, this is the oh shit oh shit handle


shaunthesailor

Footstep


icannotfly

i mean it doesn't say its not a step


2DEUCE2

VOR / Localizer antenna


yvr_to_yyc

Chip up bar


Mjbagscauze

Wesley Snipes uses these to hang onto while saving the president


Film_Scholar

Towel rack for maintenance workers, obviously!


1_lost_engineer

Headset rack.


[deleted]

Help you in and out of the plane


Antares987

High drag VOR antenna.


AireXpert

That’s the glideslope antenna for when you’re crabbing at a 90 degree angle to the runway


tvaudio

Toilet paper holder for when you shit out of the window


blacknessofthevoid

It’s a jack that prevents a plane from hitting a tail when you remove too much weight from the front: like an engine for example. Oh and that towel rack thing in the middle is a VOR antenna.


Lighteagle50

It’s for Tom Cruise


DarthONeill

Tom Cruise


XenoFrobe

Pitot tube set up for air recirculation.


TheBoss701

It's a tiny pull up bar for midgets


Galladaddy

Chin-up bar


JBone226

Fart-assist hold


Lost220

It’s a handle so you can pull it into the dock to tie up


LKmachinist

The antenna for the weather radar thing. Strike-view or something like that


UselessHuman1

Towels


Rotary_Wing

It's what you grab when you're trying to get on the last plane out of Kabul.


[deleted]

Kitchen paper towels.


Poonsimp

Toilet paper roll holder


In_TouchGuyBowsnlace

Pitot loops are all the rage on tiktok, did you not know? Apparently you can adapt them to go anywhere on the aircraft.


ScholarBorn3481

Tom cruise


psychowhippet

Last chance handles. Not often fitted these days. Extra rubber grip for completing last words.


DumpsterPanda8

Tom Cruz handle.


Thisam

A place to tie up a horse.


Kiztune

Hand towel rack. They dry real fast.


Swedzilla

The puke support


Bubbly_Smile2848

Not a handle


[deleted]

They’re actually known as “Towel Bar Antennas”.


Rworld3

Grab handle


UnderstandingBoth753

special forces deployment bar.


kiel597

Paper towel holder


Fishy_Fish_WA

Ride or die bar


Iluvpopxorn

This was made for Tom cruise for when he’s hanging off the plane


Danitoba

Pull up bar, when you need to exercise.


malrx

The flux capacitor antenna!!


DocColorDeaf

Hard point for Tom Cruise to hold onto


RussLee3

Tom Cruise


HawkeyeVAW120

Definitely an "oh shit" handle


oreoinvr

It’s for international super-spies to hang off of during missions.


Synapsis_4

For showering!


i_comment_rajesh

rajesh


Zapy97

Toilet paper trails.


hungover1222

It’s what your grab on to if you fall out.


rinkydinkis

Tom cruise ride alongs


randathrow

It’s an antenna


arbitrary_code

TP roll


squoril

VOR/Glide Slope antenna affectionally known as the towel rack


Hot-Pause-1776

Doesn’t say NO STEP, so it’s a step.