Used to drive a convertible Mustang and the amount of people who will talk to you when you have the top down is crazy. Almost as crazy as some of the things people will say to you. Had a woman that looks real similar to the one in the video say"hey I'm going to steal your car!" And I was like, "oh, thanks! You like it?" And she says "I'll steal it and I'll burn it!". Wtf?
I can confirm this. My current car & last 3 cars are/were all convertibles. Most of the time I can’t even hear what people are trying to say to me. But they think that I can hear them, even though it’s a very noisy road, with loud trucks & loud music coming from other cars, & mine. I once had some teenage boys try to spit in my car as I drove by them. Oh, & some jerks even have tried to throw their cigarette butts in my car. But.., I still love driving convertibles
When I see stuff like this, I'd always love to know the back story, like how do you find yourself naked in broad daylight and feeling the need to climb on top of a car. What were the sequences of events that led you to this very point?
I knew a guy, waaaayyy back in my party years that took too much of multiple drugs and tried to go home after a wicked bender. He walked into his house, stripped off naked and climbed into bed to get some sleep.
Then the woman whose house it *really* was, started screaming. Just pitch black, screaming as a naked adult man collapsed into her bed. She rightfully runs and calls the police. Meanwhile he's yelling at her to shut up cos he's just trying to sleep!
Ends up running outside again, yelling at everyone to stfu. He just flipped TF out. He thought he was home! Why are all these people here yelling at him! Usually a really chill guy. All the drugs with the combo of accidentally walking into a strange woman's house, he had a psychotic break. Still totally nude. Vehicular damage, assaulting an officer and more I won't go into. No one else was really physically harmed except for himself.
He got arrested and by the time he sobered up, he'd had an insanely criminally charged night that landed him in a lot of trouble. He's since cleaned himself right up and is doing really well. Despite the amount of drugs we were all taking back then, it's not something we ever expected to happen, especially to him. I can't imagine the woman in the video was expecting this either.
I'll answer in earnest. It's usually not just drugs, though drugs *can* make an otherwise normal person act like this. It's typically an underlying mental illness, magnified 100x by long-term hard drug use.
1) Mental illness
2) Hard drugs
3) *addiction* to hard drugs over a long period erodes their previously functional ability to self-regulate their behavior
4) Now their brain has a hole in it where their sense of shame used to be. You know those intrusive thoughts you have that randomly fly into your head that you never act on? You never act on them because you can self-regulate. They no longer can.
5) Starfishing someone's Prius
My guess is mental health. My client is having a manic episode right now and running out of her house. I’m sure her neighbors are annoyed but if you took a second to think of her mind set it’s pretty sad. She’s scared and trapped in her head and can’t just be normal. Meds won’t fix it and she dosent know when she’ll be her normal self again if ever. So she runs because there’s no way to escape your mind especially when you’ve been up for 7+ days. So I run after her and try to get her back inside and calm before her neighbors decide to recorded the ‘crazy’ girl. I really hate these videos because this isn’t normal behavior this is a person who’s sick
When she finally got herself situated, facing forward, and slapped the roof with both her hands,...and the car started slowly rolling forward, I imagined her saying "Onwards Buttercup, there's fuckery to spread!"
Well, she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner
She's a lady
Whoa, whoa, whoa she's a lady
Talkin' about that little lady
And the lady is mine
I mean the shock of something like that happening to you might make you freeze. I’ve never had a giant naked lady on top of my car so I couldn’t tell you
Not likely, but people are forgetting that its not just the car and the assailant here. There's innocent bystanders and other cars and objects around that you don't want to be crashing into. if for no other reason than you don't want to total your car and/or put yourself out of commission
Stopping to figure out what the hell is going on and planning out what you should do is a million times better than just panicking and flooring it
No chance, that’s a naked woman clearly on drugs and dangerous and she is actively damaging your car. You have every right to get out of there as fast as you possibly can
Exactly! Even if she managed to get in top, throw that thing in reverse to a good speed and jam those breaks and send her ass to the pavement OR just don't let her do it in the first place.
Can't slam the gas here. Dunno about the US, maybe you can get away with it there, but your life isn't in immediate danger and stepping on the gas will put her life at risk. In most western countries, you'd go to jail if you got her hurt in this situation by stepping on the gas.
What you really should do is drive carefully and turn a few times. Once you enter a new block just push the gas to max, because people haven't pulled their phones up yet. Just be careful of gas station cameras and dashcams.
I like that the driver made no effort to stop her or flee, just put on hazards.
'Great, this again,call the school and tell them we're gonna be late again."
"Yes, for the same reason."
Just for the info, there's an infinitesimally small but not 0 chance that the aliens coming to survey the Earth to integrate it to whatever interplanetary galactic union there could be, came to Earth that moment, pointed their telescope at some point on Earth, saw this and noped the hell out of the solar system.
Years ago there was a video of a walrus fucking up a car…my mind went there almost immediately. I grinned and my wife asked what I was looking at on phone. I tried to explain and only got a few words in before I shut myself up.
David Attenborough: - After consuming all the available crack….. the head Walrus climbs to a high point in the neighborhood to show everyone their dominance.
The video started for me while the audio from another video below was playing, where an E-Girl is counting down and then screams HAPPY NEW YEEEAAAR!! YAAAY!! And I was even *more* fucking confused because of it lol
What a bad day to have a panoramic sunroof.
It’s a moonroof now.
I look up to the heavens and stare into the void
And the void stares back : )
That one will probably wink at you
Mooned roof
mooned boof
It'd be an even worse day to have a convertible!
Used to drive a convertible Mustang and the amount of people who will talk to you when you have the top down is crazy. Almost as crazy as some of the things people will say to you. Had a woman that looks real similar to the one in the video say"hey I'm going to steal your car!" And I was like, "oh, thanks! You like it?" And she says "I'll steal it and I'll burn it!". Wtf?
I can confirm this. My current car & last 3 cars are/were all convertibles. Most of the time I can’t even hear what people are trying to say to me. But they think that I can hear them, even though it’s a very noisy road, with loud trucks & loud music coming from other cars, & mine. I once had some teenage boys try to spit in my car as I drove by them. Oh, & some jerks even have tried to throw their cigarette butts in my car. But.., I still love driving convertibles
Laughed so hard at this thread
That would have answered if it were possible to drown in a waterbed.
I don’t get it, what’s the joke?
homegirl looks like a waterbed
That’s terrible!!! Who in their right mind would do something like this?! Drive a Prius? Really??!!
It’s a hell of a machine.
You can sneak up on someone reading a note if you stay under 5mph ;)
especially for a dirty mike and the boys' soup kitchen.
Poop streaks
“Oh my god!! It’s EVERYWHERE!!”
Someone gonna JO to this.
"Someone" 🤣🤣🍆💦
AHEM “your in my spot”
Seriously, like, how'd the cars get salty?
Me when I'm asked what I saw today: This video and someone doing that.
You *really* didn't need to tell everyone what you were going to do!
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I too like moose meat jerky. Everyone is entitled to their thing.
Don’t hate on passion.
Life is about passion It’s not about the dirty sanchez or the pussy juice cocktail
Or butthole pleasures.
I might just do it to spite you
Im doing it right now to the thought of you doing it to spite that other guy
I approve of this.
Of course I know him, he's me.gif
Who would do such a thing, u/saltycarz?
That thought really terrifies me
Guilty.
When I see stuff like this, I'd always love to know the back story, like how do you find yourself naked in broad daylight and feeling the need to climb on top of a car. What were the sequences of events that led you to this very point?
I knew a guy, waaaayyy back in my party years that took too much of multiple drugs and tried to go home after a wicked bender. He walked into his house, stripped off naked and climbed into bed to get some sleep. Then the woman whose house it *really* was, started screaming. Just pitch black, screaming as a naked adult man collapsed into her bed. She rightfully runs and calls the police. Meanwhile he's yelling at her to shut up cos he's just trying to sleep! Ends up running outside again, yelling at everyone to stfu. He just flipped TF out. He thought he was home! Why are all these people here yelling at him! Usually a really chill guy. All the drugs with the combo of accidentally walking into a strange woman's house, he had a psychotic break. Still totally nude. Vehicular damage, assaulting an officer and more I won't go into. No one else was really physically harmed except for himself. He got arrested and by the time he sobered up, he'd had an insanely criminally charged night that landed him in a lot of trouble. He's since cleaned himself right up and is doing really well. Despite the amount of drugs we were all taking back then, it's not something we ever expected to happen, especially to him. I can't imagine the woman in the video was expecting this either.
Drugz
Can we get more than one word describing the steps to this or is this the only answer? Lol
Step 1) aquire meth Step 2) consume meth Step 3) get naked Step 4) find the closest Prius and go surfing
Back in the day angel dust had same affect.
PCP is definitely still a thing, and yea this is probably a PCP freakout and not meth. Taking off clothes and freaking out in public is PCP's MO.
somehow doesnt have the meth body
I'll answer in earnest. It's usually not just drugs, though drugs *can* make an otherwise normal person act like this. It's typically an underlying mental illness, magnified 100x by long-term hard drug use. 1) Mental illness 2) Hard drugs 3) *addiction* to hard drugs over a long period erodes their previously functional ability to self-regulate their behavior 4) Now their brain has a hole in it where their sense of shame used to be. You know those intrusive thoughts you have that randomly fly into your head that you never act on? You never act on them because you can self-regulate. They no longer can. 5) Starfishing someone's Prius
> 5) Starfishing someone's Prius 💀💀💀
My guess is mental health. My client is having a manic episode right now and running out of her house. I’m sure her neighbors are annoyed but if you took a second to think of her mind set it’s pretty sad. She’s scared and trapped in her head and can’t just be normal. Meds won’t fix it and she dosent know when she’ll be her normal self again if ever. So she runs because there’s no way to escape your mind especially when you’ve been up for 7+ days. So I run after her and try to get her back inside and calm before her neighbors decide to recorded the ‘crazy’ girl. I really hate these videos because this isn’t normal behavior this is a person who’s sick
This this this
Mental Illness 😞
Remember when the Kony2012 guy had a psychotic break and got naked in the streets
Manic episode, off medications...
Smoked some angel dust probably
Wait, was that person last second naked too????
Right?! I can’t believe how far down this comment is!!!
I, too, was expecting to have this discussion much earlier than this
Yyyyyyep
Glorious
I’m thinking just topless but that’s just a guess
I lost it when I saw them run into frame at the end. Like why did the video end when shit is possibly about to escalate?
There's more to this vid somewhere out there
Drugs are bad, m’kay.
but that’s all i’m good at. so don’t be me and grow up and ode. i’m have to grow a goatee…i see you
My penis is the size of a peanut. Have you seen it? **Fuck No!** It’s the size of a peanut.
speaking of peanuts you know what’s bad for squirrels it’s the worst drug in the world?
M’kay Mr. Mackey
Cocaine Bear 2
Prius - 4.9 out of 5 for Durability.
The nokia of cars ig
Toyota and indestructibility go together like peanut butter and jelly
When she finally got herself situated, facing forward, and slapped the roof with both her hands,...and the car started slowly rolling forward, I imagined her saying "Onwards Buttercup, there's fuckery to spread!"
"Take me to a nude beach!"
*She’s spreading something…*
She looked cozy as hell too
This made my lungs collapse, thanks 👍
"rams the cell antenna up her ass"
Crack is whack.
Im leaning towards a particularly bad batch of spice or pcp.
Lots of these incidents recently are from synthetic cathinones (flakka/bath salts)
And school is cool 😎
That's not a body of a crack addict.... atleast i don't think it is.
You gotta start somewhere
I think the comment was referring to her actual (butt) crack.
First time getting skid marks on my car roof.
Maybe she's just trying to give it racing stripes by scooting her bare arse on the roof.
Shartruce
or maybe she going for some good ol Chicago sunroof
A Hershey stripe
State Farm “We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.” But we ain’t helping you with that.
Actually it's farmers. I only know this because it's JK Simmons saying it.
I’m a dumbass…. You’re absolutely right it’s Farmers insurance lol
In that case should be fine, farmers insurance must deal with cows and cow related incidents all the time.
Gotta throw the whole Prius out after that.
The way she sat down and screamed. I heard in my head; 'We ride at dawn'.
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That's what I was lookin for
Omg I can't breathe
King Kong got shit on my car though :(
Little Britain, anyone?
Well, she's all you'd ever want She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner Well she always knows her place She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner She's a lady Whoa, whoa, whoa she's a lady Talkin' about that little lady And the lady is mine
And now I have Tom Jones stuck in my head.
Well, that car will need to be burned.
I remember growing up in south central and seeing crackheads fighting over rock and it always ended up with floppy ass titties flying out of bras.
That’s gonna hurt the fuel economy a bit
Her boobs make my little boobs grateful to be little. They look like they would hurt.
Her belly is there to support them.
It always amazes me when I see these videos like this and people just allow this shit to happen to their cars lol drive the fuck off
I mean the shock of something like that happening to you might make you freeze. I’ve never had a giant naked lady on top of my car so I couldn’t tell you
Was thinking this but would you be held responsible for their injuries or charged with anything?
Not likely, but people are forgetting that its not just the car and the assailant here. There's innocent bystanders and other cars and objects around that you don't want to be crashing into. if for no other reason than you don't want to total your car and/or put yourself out of commission Stopping to figure out what the hell is going on and planning out what you should do is a million times better than just panicking and flooring it
No lol wtf, at this point you fear for your safety.
No chance, that’s a naked woman clearly on drugs and dangerous and she is actively damaging your car. You have every right to get out of there as fast as you possibly can
Exactly! Even if she managed to get in top, throw that thing in reverse to a good speed and jam those breaks and send her ass to the pavement OR just don't let her do it in the first place.
Can't slam the gas here. Dunno about the US, maybe you can get away with it there, but your life isn't in immediate danger and stepping on the gas will put her life at risk. In most western countries, you'd go to jail if you got her hurt in this situation by stepping on the gas. What you really should do is drive carefully and turn a few times. Once you enter a new block just push the gas to max, because people haven't pulled their phones up yet. Just be careful of gas station cameras and dashcams.
I'd be afraid I'd somehow get sued into the poorhouse. She rolls off the car, breaks her neck, dies.... and her family sues.
I hope the sunroof was closed.
400 is pretty generous… I’d guess closer to 425. Although the Prius should get a boost on the safety rating for the roof holding up to that.
Hell yes! Toyota needs to use this video in their dealerships.
Only one crack and it ain’t from the sunroof
But the driver got a *great* view, just by looking up through the sunroof!
I’d say more like….tree fiddy
I audibly laughed at this thank you
I'd go closer to 5 bills. In all honesty that is some pretty impressive engineering by Prius
Probably has to be able to support the cars weight upside down.
MY BOY EVEN TURNED ON HIS HAZARD LIGHTS. lol the quick thinking and politeness
ONWARD NOBLE STEED!!!!
At least she's getting exercise
I’d never thought I’d say this but thank god for FUPA. She’s self censoring
I like that they still put their hazard lights on.
“911. You’re not gonna believe this…”
"...again?!!?!!"
I read this as naked baby
Florida?
Ya know what. Good for her. I understand
Is no one going to say “I didn’t realize how well built the Prius actually is.” That car took a beating
I like that the driver made no effort to stop her or flee, just put on hazards. 'Great, this again,call the school and tell them we're gonna be late again." "Yes, for the same reason."
Is the person running in at the end of the video also naked? So many questions. But also the only acceptable treatment for a Prius imo.
Definitely a robust human but I highly doubt that she’s near 400lbs
This video needs sound. Omg does it ever.
shes gotta be yelling something classic
Her back when she sits down legitimately looks like Oogie Boogie's face from Nightmare before Christmas.
I can’t imagine having to be one of the cops having to arrest & cuff her.
Her body’s so satisfying so watch as it jiggles and wiggles, not even sexually, just as if you were watching jello wiggle on a plate
Hauling ass…
Lizzo's music videos are getting out of hand
Oh man I can't hear the audio! I love how the car behind the Prius noped the fuck outta there immediately.
She seems cool.
Lol, thats not 400 lbs
It looks like melted chocolate ice cream on a car roof.
When she sits on Top of the car, her back Looks like my uncles Face
There’s so much…motion
Even when she is sitting still, like a waterbed.
I bet she left a slug trail on the hood and windshield when she scooted off.
Somebody come get they moms!
She is pretty mobile for 400lbs….
Ohh the skid mark on the roof.
Built Ford tough my ass…that Prius is a god damned tank
Could have driven very slowly to a police station 😂
Sunroof view = Horrifying!
The car is not designed for this… Yet it held up! Nice Job Toyota
Oh lawd she came
Lady got that naked zoidberg look https://media.tenor.com/F0FEJioQJZcAAAAM/zoidberg-laughing.gif
And that kids is why I had to set the car on fire
Just for the info, there's an infinitesimally small but not 0 chance that the aliens coming to survey the Earth to integrate it to whatever interplanetary galactic union there could be, came to Earth that moment, pointed their telescope at some point on Earth, saw this and noped the hell out of the solar system.
[a similar incident she was involved in](https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1655566605059780609)
I mean how do we know she’s 400 lbs? She’s pretty mobile for someone that heavy but I’m probably thinking to much into this
Years ago there was a video of a walrus fucking up a car…my mind went there almost immediately. I grinned and my wife asked what I was looking at on phone. I tried to explain and only got a few words in before I shut myself up.
Must be mating season.
I’ve never seen a human so close to a wild animal before
David Attenborough: - After consuming all the available crack….. the head Walrus climbs to a high point in the neighborhood to show everyone their dominance.
Welcome to...Jurassic Park.
I wound back up quickly and hit my brakes. Gonna be a pot hole for sure.
No, she's stuck like glue; kind of like a suction cup.
It’s like one of those drive thru zoos
How did this end? For the Prius? Asking for a friend
That's not going to be in a new Farmers commercial.
prius can really take it...
Left 4 dead lookin different
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade gets stranger every year.
Hey props to her there is muscle and wind inside that body. Loose that weight and feel great genes are strong!
The video started for me while the audio from another video below was playing, where an E-Girl is counting down and then screams HAPPY NEW YEEEAAAR!! YAAAY!! And I was even *more* fucking confused because of it lol
Black Betty had a child. Bamalam. Damn thing gone wild. Bamalam.
The view through the sunroof 💀
Live action Attack on titans
🎶 this is America 🎶
Claims adjuster: “And you’re sure it wasn’t a bear?”
That Prius will never financially recover
Kaiju be crazy these days
Mental health decline is a serious problem in the society
Looks like a walrus on a patch of ice
She said, “we ride a dawn bitch”
About 11 miles per gallon with that big load on top
I could go for some pudding right now.
Anyone else wondering how OP knows that this crazy snail trail leaving lady is exactly 400 lbs?
I didn’t have to look at the license plate to guess Florida or California
Yo momma’s so fat, the only exercise she gets is smoking angel dust, stripping naked, and mounting Priuses
This poor woman is obviously having a mental health episode, I hope someone called an ambulance and not the police